Escort Reports

**Apple23** · 01-15-24 22:07

I just met the most beautiful girl down the Earth personality it's 10 out of 10 performance 10 out of 10 softest freaking skin then I ever touch please and encourage you not to fuck this up. This is beautiful girl we lucky to have her. Thank thickman.

**USmellIt** · 01-15-24 20:35

Originally Posted by ChinBeard [View Original Post]

Why all my Hoehopping Brothers & possibly Sisters. I'm out. Some may think well then post this shit elsewhere for this tread is for reviews. Well. This is a review. On the buisness as a whole now. With the current pickings on STG I wouldn't give a nickle to anyone of those Ladies. Half & you can tell which ones because they are actually decent looking are scammers looking for deposit. 90% of the girls out there can't even suck a dick properly goddamn girl grab those balls don't be scared of them lick suck on those. But my main issue is you text 15 girls maybe 2 text back. And everything has to be on Their time. The whole idea is I'm horny now I don't want to wait 2 days for you to book a room then when that day comes I got to wait till you get your lashes done or errands done all the while I'm still sitting around with a dick been hard for 2 days. I will still pop in anyone ever has a UTR girl or at least one that's willing to see me the moment I actually want to fuck shoot me a message. Some of these think we must not have a life & we sit around waiting for them to get their hair done. I work 6 days a week own a house 2 Harleys run a buisness that's why I go the escort rout I'm too busy be fucking around trying date.

I get a ton of messages concerning little Red. Her sites are down due to technical issues her # is 239- 388-97XXX. Tell her CB sent ya.

Peace.

CB I have to admit you keep me interested. We need more guys like you you to post on a regular basis.

**MrHunLow** · 01-15-24 18:13

Originally Posted by PhilHerUp [View Original Post]

There's always a less expensive option out there. Girls with drug problems and track marks, pimps, over protective boyfriends. Shady incall locations. And even if there's none of those how is the service going to be? As for me if the girl is t into it or can't at least pretend like she's into it well enough for me to believe she's into it, it's just not going to work for me. If I just want to get a nut I can jack off I want the total experience and have found that you typically get what you pay for.

I'd much rather see one really cool clean and skilled non druggie provider for 150/300 and walk away saying wow that was a great time than see 2 dope fiend girls and walk away saying damn I'm alittle itchy hope she didn't give me the crabs (or worse) or FUCKKKKKK I shoulda stayed home jerked off.

Saved my $ and seen one of the pricier lady's next week.

But hey there are guys who love them filthy, the nastier the better. God bless America to each his own.

**PhilHerUp** · 01-15-24 13:25

There's always a less expensive option out there. Girls with drug problems and track marks, pimps, over protective boyfriends. Shady incall locations. And even if there's none of those how is the service going to be? As for me if the girl is t into it or can't at least pretend like she's into it well enough for me to believe she's into it, it's just not going to work for me. If I just want to get a nut I can jack off I want the total experience and have found that you typically get what you pay for.

Originally Posted by Allenflusa [View Original Post]

And now she has raised rates to 30.0 for 1/2 and 40.0 for hour.

**ChinBeard** · 01-15-24 06:23

Why all my Hoehopping Brothers & possibly Sisters. I'm out. Some may think well then post this shit elsewhere for this tread is for reviews. Well. This is a review. On the buisness as a whole now. With the current pickings on STG I wouldn't give a nickle to anyone of those Ladies. Half & you can tell which ones because they are actually decent looking are scammers looking for deposit. 90% of the girls out there can't even suck a dick properly goddamn girl grab those balls don't be scared of them lick suck on those. But my main issue is you text 15 girls maybe 2 text back. And everything has to be on Their time. The whole idea is I'm horny now I don't want to wait 2 days for you to book a room then when that day comes I got to wait till you get your lashes done or errands done all the while I'm still sitting around with a dick been hard for 2 days. I will still pop in anyone ever has a UTR girl or at least one that's willing to see me the moment I actually want to fuck shoot me a message. Some of these think we must not have a life & we sit around waiting for them to get their hair done. I work 6 days a week own a house 2 Harleys run a buisness that's why I go the escort rout I'm too busy be fucking around trying date.

I get a ton of messages concerning little Red. Her sites are down due to technical issues her # is 239- 388-97XXX. Tell her CB sent ya.

Peace.

**Allenflusa** · 01-14-24 12:51

Originally Posted by PhilHerUp [View Original Post]

I totally understand she's def not a skinny girl but for me she is exactly what I desire in a woman thickalicious Milfy AF. Skinny chicks and women under 30 do absolutely nothing for me. That's why they come in all different shapes sizes colors and flavors so there's something for everybody.

And now she has raised rates to 30.0 for 1/2 and 40.0 for hour.

**MrHunLow** · 01-13-24 18:39

Originally Posted by SR7D1 [View Original Post]

How may I ask are these good reviews? They sound like they were ripped from the pages of Penthouse Forum. He leaves no info on how to reach the woman? What am I missing here?

The under the radar part which indicates that she doesn't post and that is would be disrespectful and just plain stupid to post her contact info on open board.

That being said my understanding is thick is the original go to guy on this.

To each his own but I personally like some juicy details mixed in with a good review.

And on a bad review I like to hear what was bad.

This way I can make my own decision on whether of not to visit a provider.

ENJOY.

When in doubt get the fuck out.

LOW.

**PeerMan** · 01-13-24 15:58

Late report regarding this visit to Teri whose ad I saw on AS.

The ad says age 52 but I think it's more like 60. Pictures must not have been updated since 52. However, Teri was very welcoming and showed me to the massage room in her home (private residence in a nice area, close to intersection Brantley rd and 41 in Ft Myers. We chatted for a little bit and we decided to skip the massage and go straight to business, touching her breasts, nipples, she startin to give me a good tug after which I put her on the table to have a good dinner at her why which she enjoyed moaningly. Wity my fingers inside and sucking her clit, she came several times after wich I entered her side ways for some good stroking.

She removed the coat and gave me a good HJ.

Very accomodating. My fingers were impregnated with her smell. Not a bad smell but a lasting one for sure. This was my first time with a less young lady. I enjoyed her enthousiasm but had hoped for a somewhat younger version like the pics in her ad. I will repeat probably after a few more blah experiences in the local AMP's.

Teri only works from 2 pm to 7 pm.

**GolfGuy** · 01-13-24 15:19

Originally Posted by SR7D1 [View Original Post]

So I got word this was a review on a UTR, so that makes sense. I apologize, didn't see that. But what about post 9896? I think what I saw was 2 reports from Chin but no link. So that is why I asked how these were helpful. I now get it that this last one was a UTR. Thanks!

The 2 you're talking about were more in depth reviews of 2 gals he reported on a week or 2 ago. If you search a few pages back or his post history I'm pretty sure he supplied links and photos to both the first time. Hope this helps.

Golfguy, playing through.

**ChinBeard** · 01-13-24 13:14

Originally Posted by SR7D1 [View Original Post]

So I got word this was a review on a UTR, so that makes sense. I apologize, didn't see that. But what about post 9896? I think what I saw was 2 reports from Chin but no link. So that is why I asked how these were helpful. I now get it that this last one was a UTR. Thanks!

She only works maybe 1 day a week now her link never up. Which I know isn't very helpful. LOL.

**Well Hung Man** · 01-13-24 11:47

Originally Posted by JoeyDonuts [View Original Post]

https://adultsearch.com/us/florida/n...scorts/3252956

Didn't have a lot of faith going in, but incall was literally on the drive home so what the hell. Got room number and guess what, not even close to a match. This is the rhythm I'm seeing with the red-roof ladies. Getting pretty frustrated. Even say if not the girl in the pick, not staying. Promise promise promise. Nope! Saved my money and probably going to wait and drive to an Orlando massage place.

I couldn't agree more. I have met three hot babes at the RR over the past year but these were sexy as F**k girl next door types that were traveling the world and paying their way meeting a monger here and there. But I stopped wasting my time going to RR because every ad has had fake pictures and when they open the door they're ugly as F**k and they're cooking smelly ass food in the room. Thank you but no thank you and I'm not going back because that place feels like a bust waiting to happen.

**SR7D1** · 01-13-24 08:53

Originally Posted by SR7D1 [View Original Post]

How may I ask are these good reviews? They sound like they were ripped from the pages of Penthouse Forum. He leaves no info on how to reach the woman? What am I missing here?

So I got word this was a review on a UTR, so that makes sense. I apologize, didn't see that. But what about post 9896? I think what I saw was 2 reports from Chin but no link. So that is why I asked how these were helpful. I now get it that this last one was a UTR. Thanks!

**Zomgb** · 01-13-24 00:00

Originally Posted by SR7D1 [View Original Post]

How may I ask are these good reviews? They sound like they were ripped from the pages of Penthouse Forum. He leaves no info on how to reach the woman? What am I missing here?

While I can always do without, everyone's penthouse forum reviews, I see the information as helpful. The Hawaiian looking girl he talked about is Thicks UTR so you would contact Thick. I appreciate that. He's not just throwing that information out to everyone but probably respecting what thick asked him to do. The redhead with the tits is on skip the games, I appreciate the pictures almost more than a link, because the links go away, but the pictures never do.

**GolfGuy** · 01-12-24 23:15

Originally Posted by SR7D1 [View Original Post]

How may I ask are these good reviews? They sound like they were ripped from the pages of Penthouse Forum. He leaves no info on how to reach the woman? What am I missing here?

She is UTR so she has no ad and wants her number given to only seniors so since you qualify send Chin a PM.

Golfguy, playing through.

**SR7D1** · 01-12-24 19:09

Originally Posted by MrHunLow [View Original Post]

God damn fellas. This board gets alittle new blood and things are getting revitalized around here. Now this is what this board is all about. Sharing the good ones as well as the bad. Chin is turning into a wealth a good information. I'm just going to say thanks from all of us who are truly a part of the wfh brotherhood (that's we fuck hoes). Great review and I look forward to indulging this little beauty when my turn comes.

May the good reviews continue to flow like wads of cumm dripping off the titties of beauties.

When in doubt get the fuck out.

LOW.

How may I ask are these good reviews? They sound like they were ripped from the pages of Penthouse Forum. He leaves no info on how to reach the woman? What am I missing here?