Massage Parlor Reports

[JoeMaleMpls]

New Eden has been in my rotation for a few years. Not my first choice but usually a reliable backup. Not after last night. Had a little time so I went and asked for 30 min. 60 for 30 is already more than other joints who are usually 50. Masseuse was ok looking with decent body so I was thinking maybe it will be worth it. She fingered the ahole while stroking the boys right from the start so again, good sign. Not 10 min in after a little back rub she got the hot towel. Instant flip and HE. So far so good, right? It was jackhammer time with a rushed finish. She started cleaning me up before I was done popping and massage was over before even 20 minutes. I gave her 40 tip and she freaked out and demanded 60.120 out the door for a ruined ending of a 20 min "massage"? F that. So many better options around so I don't think they need my biz no more. Of you like paying more and receiving less, this is your spot.

Yeah I've been there once and it was enough for me. First of all the place is either really busy and they lock the door or they never open on time. I would get there 30 min past the open time and the place still looked closed.

Once I finally got to see them the room was cold (which I hate) and the lighting was brighter than other place. Some skinny older lady gave me a BS massage but at least got the job done with some teasing before the flip. I only tipped $20 cause I knew I wasn't making it a regular spot. She was pissed and I hit her with the "next time you do better" and "that's all I got" lines as I made my way out the door.

Honestly if we want better service we need to start speaking up and controlling our tips. You know some weak guys are paying the $60 every time so now that's what they expect. A HJ on a 30 min massage should be 20-30,40 if she goes topless. 60 min massage HJ is $40 all day. I wouldn't even tip $60 on a 90 min massage.

[JoeMaleMpls]

Anyone partake, got a message from Bella (I believe) about openings but I have never been there or seen her. I think she may be part of the Olga group of training ladies, which means nothing fun. But had to ask for info, feel free to keep it here or PM.

I've never seen her so can't be 100% but from our conversation sounds like draping is option but no extra's. She did work with the rest of the Europe providers and none ever gave HJ.

Funny thing while looking up this spot an also cam across Rejuvenate Today Massage &Wellness in Bloomington. Anyone seen her? Highly doubt any extras but he pics give off a "maybe" vibe.

[JButter9]

New Eden has been in my rotation for a few years. Not my first choice but usually a reliable backup. Not after last night. Had a little time so I went and asked for 30 min. 60 for 30 is already more than other joints who are usually 50. Masseuse was ok looking with decent body so I was thinking maybe it will be worth it. She fingered the ahole while stroking the boys right from the start so again, good sign. Not 10 min in after a little back rub she got the hot towel. Instant flip and HE. So far so good, right? It was jackhammer time with a rushed finish. She started cleaning me up before I was done popping and massage was over before even 20 minutes. I gave her 40 tip and she freaked out and demanded 60.120 out the door for a ruined ending of a 20 min "massage"? F that. So many better options around so I don't think they need my biz no more. Of you like paying more and receiving less, this is your spot.

Yeah the lady chased me in the parking lot just about because I gave her 45 when I usually gave 40 but she wanted 60, haven't been back since.

[LastsLonger]

Anyone partake, got a message from Bella (I believe) about openings but I have never been there or seen her. I think she may be part of the Olga group of training ladies, which means nothing fun. But had to ask for info, feel free to keep it here or PM.

[LastsLonger]

Jane Massage from Craiglist, she is totally legit, decent 6-7 massage, but one of the sweetest people ever. Home based, very nice person, care about your health and will give tips.

That is all however, so if looking legit massage from sweet lady, there you go.

[LastsLonger]

Who or where is Guillin?

Type in the name on google, it is in Maplewood.

[BusterRon]

New Eden has been in my rotation for a few years. Not my first choice but usually a reliable backup. Not after last night. Had a little time so I went and asked for 30 min. 60 for 30 is already more than other joints who are usually 50. Masseuse was ok looking with decent body so I was thinking maybe it will be worth it. She fingered the ahole while stroking the boys right from the start so again, good sign. Not 10 min in after a little back rub she got the hot towel. Instant flip and HE. So far so good, right? It was jackhammer time with a rushed finish. She started cleaning me up before I was done popping and massage was over before even 20 minutes. I gave her 40 tip and she freaked out and demanded 60.120 out the door for a ruined ending of a 20 min "massage"? F that. So many better options around so I don't think they need my biz no more. Of you like paying more and receiving less, this is your spot.

[Yavin4]

That lady will give you a proper PM, but sometimes she can get a bit rough. I find that being milked in the back while on all 4's with that motion is unreal! Just stating preferences, you then have to focus a bit more on a regular handy for me.

Who or where is Guillin?

[ChrisNoit2]

SuperSpa was spectacular and easy to enjoy.

The other place off of 252 in BP was great forget the name, she had her own special way of backside massage and built her own table for it. Miss that place!

5 Senses always good.

St. Michael Beauty Loyallty was great, but across the street at the older one, it was Fun with the Hula Hoop younger lady with a spectacular body, and then FS with another lady that would keep bottoms on but jump on froggy style and slide back and forth LOL! Still a great relief, she's start with that then do massage. If I was willing she we would then end it as well with a smile. That is service. I wish I knew where they all ended up, the hula girl was living in EP I believe.

Living in EP? You MUST tell me if you find her. I've been looking for service in EP or surrounding areas for many, many years.

[LastsLonger]

I liked super spa up in Brooklyn Park (or is it center, idk) and I think it was off Boone. Start with a table shower and then wide open menu. Natural Therapeutics was always a fav of mine. There used to be a joint in Burnsville (Wuhang maybe?) next.

SuperSpa was spectacular and easy to enjoy.

The other place off of 252 in BP was great forget the name, she had her own special way of backside massage and built her own table for it. Miss that place!

5 Senses always good.

St. Michael Beauty Loyallty was great, but across the street at the older one, it was Fun with the Hula Hoop younger lady with a spectacular body, and then FS with another lady that would keep bottoms on but jump on froggy style and slide back and forth LOL! Still a great relief, she's start with that then do massage. If I was willing she we would then end it as well with a smile. That is service. I wish I knew where they all ended up, the hula girl was living in EP I believe.

[JoeMaleMpls]

http://tryst.link/massage/monarubsmsp

Was doing some browsing of ads today and came across this one. Very interesting last picture on the ad with the poster in the background. It's from New Dragon Acupressure Massage in Bloomington. Does she work there? And seen her?

[BusterRon]

Mine was Yi's therapeutic massage. Anything you ever wanted. Fun place back in the day.

I liked super spa up in Brooklyn Park (or is it center, idk) and I think it was off Boone. Start with a table shower and then wide open menu. Natural Therapeutics was always a fav of mine. There used to be a joint in Burnsville (Wuhang maybe?) next.

[Glacier369]

Had nice massage with 40 ish girl 3 weeks ago and left happy. Today, I had different 40 ish gal who was totally indifferent and worst legit massage I ever got. I am still shaking my head. Last trip to the cities. Better opportunities almost anywhere.

[Pga231]

There's a few that I miss but the one that I probably miss the most is Natural Therapeutics. I didn't get there that many times because I would only go in the winter due to there being way too many people sitting at the neighboring restaurants outdoor seating areas during the summer. While I never got more than a HJ with them being topless (let my hands roam everywhere), they were truly fun to be with. There was nothing mechanical about it and while I know they were there for the money, they didn't act like that was the only reason they were they. They seemed to really like what they did and that made for a good time.

This goes way back to early 2000's but Rejuvenecents in NE and Touch of a Goddess in Uptown. Which turned into Bellas. Those were the days when there were young attractive girls. Now most places are just older and ugly. More recently Wellness and Kinestesia were also amazing.

[Crsm27]

There's a few that I miss but the one that I probably miss the most is Natural Therapeutics. I didn't get there that many times because I would only go in the winter due to there being way too many people sitting at the neighboring restaurants outdoor seating areas during the summer. While I never got more than a HJ with them being topless (let my hands roam everywhere), they were truly fun to be with. There was nothing mechanical about it and while I know they were there for the money, they didn't act like that was the only reason they were they. They seemed to really like what they did and that made for a good time.

Agreed they made you feel comfortable and not rushed at all.

I also like eating that both the Mexican place next door and the Vietnamese place in the same building.