Massage Parlor Reports

[VisibleNinja]

Paid the $$ standard after seeing Lucy (moderately okay looking, 40's, slim enough, face about 5-6).

She let out the first farts (silent but deadly) during the massage where I was thinking they were just dealing with a dead animal in attic or something.

15 minutes into it flipped for CFS in various positions while trying to not think about the room's odor.

About 10 minutes into CFS she starts ripping audible farts (4-5 in total) and it was a damn struggle to finish.

Got dressed as fast as possible and gtfo. Strunk an unfortunate item off the bucket list toftt at this place.

I'm sorry you went through that but that is fucking hilarious.

[DirtyFuk]

Paid the $$ standard after seeing Lucy (moderately okay looking, 40's, slim enough, face about 5-6).

She let out the first farts (silent but deadly) during the massage where I was thinking they were just dealing with a dead animal in attic or something.

15 minutes into it flipped for CFS in various positions while trying to not think about the room's odor.

About 10 minutes into CFS she starts ripping audible farts (4-5 in total) and it was a damn struggle to finish.

Got dressed as fast as possible and gtfo. Strunk an unfortunate item off the bucket list toftt at this place.

Nightmare for one.

Dream for another.

Thanks for the report. I will check her out.

[SkeletonKey6]

Paid the $$ standard after seeing Lucy (moderately okay looking, 40's, slim enough, face about 5-6).

She let out the first farts (silent but deadly) during the massage where I was thinking they were just dealing with a dead animal in attic or something.

15 minutes into it flipped for CFS in various positions while trying to not think about the room's odor.

About 10 minutes into CFS she starts ripping audible farts (4-5 in total) and it was a damn struggle to finish.

Got dressed as fast as possible and gtfo. Strunk an unfortunate item off the bucket list toftt at this place.

[ExtraFun2006]

I was stupid, I mistook Ocean spa for Oasis from a previous post. Sadly TOFT since don't have rubmaps Ocean Spa is 100% legit. Decent massage attempted to rub her leg but girl moved my arm up on the table and away from any possible contact. She was 6 to 7 in looks.

[ExtraFun2006]

There are two Oasis listed in Renton, one on 4th and the other on Wells ave?

Thursday late afternoon. Dior. Great body, mid to late 40's. She had nice real perky D cups. She said they nice and firm and her pussy is small (LOL) because she's never had kids. Nice hour massage (. 6) with some real light teasing. Standard HE finish (. 4). Mutual touch available for. 4 on top of that. I might try one more session with her to see if I can seal the deal. She did show me her small pussy but no touching.

[LookingX]

This is great advice and similar to the vast majority of my parlor visits as well. I don't often see a lineup offered, so occasionally I'll ask for someone else, usually asking for something specific like large boobs or younger. I've had mixed results with the second options (who wants to be passed over) so I typically take the hand I'm dealt or leave if it's really rough.

For what it's worth, here is a bit of advise.

Look for storefront places that are open late -- like 10 PM. It a plus when you see pictures of attractive girls when you look at the pictures they have added to google maps, although not a requirement. Also, funny as it sounds, bad reviews on google may be a good sign.

Look for spa names / recommendations on boards like this and use that as a guide as to where to go.

When the girl is walking you to the room feel free to hold their hand. Sometimes I'll pat her on their butt if they seem playful.

Often instead of lying on the table waiting for them, I'll sit on the table so we can chat a bit when they walk in. Don't hesitate to touch as you chat.

While you are face down during the massage, touch her legs as she is next to you. If she stays close, you can move your hands up and touch higher up -- even her butt or between her legs. I don't think you need to be shy about it -- they are used to it and will tell you if they are not comfortable / want you to stop.

On the flip, they will most likely offer at least a handjob. You can always ask for more and they will either say yes or no.

I pretty much always get a HJ, usually get them to pull up their shirt, sometimes pull down their pants, and sometimes more.

[BbKingg]

Still on the search while my two fav aamp providers are gone. Really miss them. Decided to try out sun spa as I've never been. Hidden parking in back is nice. Facility is dated but spacious and beds, rooms and table shower all big sizes which fit me well. Nana answers the door. Prob 55 disappointed but figured I'd see where it went and if I saw anyone with potential. Actually was one of the best table showers and nuru slides I've had. Nana was flirty and in good spirit. Back in the room she dried me off and started a tongue slide leading to a nice long rim wanting me on all 4's. She mumbled asking if I wanted something but I couldn't really understand but said yes and she asked for more $. Thinking "great. An up sell" OK. She left and came back with another gal named "Noah" she was a tall older deep voice auntie too, but walked in with tits out and says "It's a sex party! ' And. That's what it was. BBFS, cg, rcg, daty with BBBJ and deep PM all at once. And I didn't last long. Now I really miss that hottie Tina at new spa but damn if those two grannies didn't rock my world. So. I'll prob go back with a little more money and a bottle of whisky (kidding sort of) and explore that to fullest. They maybe older but they got something the young ones can't. Thank you ladies.

Grannies will gonto work!

[ShinamotoJason]

She's a chintzy Viet-SPA girl; I felt I was having a sex with a sex doll, awkward & unnatural, IMO.

I have been travelling a lot lately and have not been very active on the scene. I had some time today and decided to drop by Diva spa today, (one of my favorite spots). Everything was different. Different decor, different owner, apparently under new management. I decided WTF, I'm here.

Initially the girl looked familiar, then I remembered I had her at another shop a couple of months ago. Her name is Ruby. She is stunningly beautiful, seriously one of the best looking women I have seen in this business!! Curvy in all the right spots, and did I say she is beautiful? Went for an hour and used "Aussie" payment plan. She didn't even flinch, no haggling, just smiled. Great service! Left with a huge smile and a foggy brain. She said she is going to Vegas in a week. Hopefully she comes back.

I spoke with the owner and she said more new girls next week. I got the impression by the Ikea boxes, they recently took that shop over.

[Shogun Hua]

Would anybody mind helping me out with massage parlor? Never used that type of service.

I'd suggest checking out this guide. Lots of good tips. Start with post #1.

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...delines/page14

[Loren Daiz]

I don't think I've ever gotten a line up before going in a room. Sometimes if I know providers name I'll ask. Sometimes that works out if the person answering the door is undesirable. Often I find the girls lie and saying who I'm asking for isn't working. If I say OK and act like I'm leaving they'll change abc say they are working afterall! I find if they stick to their story I'll leave because I don't ever recall a good experience if I go with who answers after asking, like they hold a grudge. Unfortunately I should walk a lot more than my little head tells me to because I'm getting low standards with the tired aunties. I DO often get line ups on the way out.

This is great advice and similar to the vast majority of my parlor visits as well. I don't often see a lineup offered, so occasionally I'll ask for someone else, usually asking for something specific like large boobs or younger. I've had mixed results with the second options (who wants to be passed over) so I typically take the hand I'm dealt or leave if it's really rough.

[SkeletonKey6]

What's the talent there like? Attractive? 40?

Vague memory has her pretty average looks and in 40's. Perhaps check it out and report back what's the latest situation there.

[DrSnatch]

There are other opinions and ways of going about this, but I try and not just assume she doing anything more than a massage when I arrive and maintain a wee bit of discretion. And I think I might find a wee bit of joy on the uncertainty during the massage. And I do enjoy a nice massage and some teasing, and if you do go right in and start wanting FS from the start, many will skip that, it's just more work for them.

If the door is open walk in and expect to be in a small foyer waiting for someone to come, look for a doorbell but they should have an alarm on the front door and already know you are there. (the foyer is typically well covered with CCTV BTW). Occasionally there are places that the fronyt door is locked and there is a bell, ring the bell and wait (can't remember any around Seattle / Tac like that). Lady will come lead you to room, ask about 1/2 hour or full hour, usually 40 or 60 these days, usually pick one hour and give her 60, she'll take that and leave, undress fully and lay face down on the bed / table.

Get a massage. "lean in" to any kinda teasing. Try and put your hands / arms where she will bump them, if she starts bumping beyond the point of incidental contact, return a little attention. When she starts rubbing inside of your legs, spread them wider.

After 20/30 minutes of 1 hour she'll tell you to turn over and ask if you want more. If she asks what you want just tell her everything, or start running your hand up her leg. She'll want a tip and leave to go get "supplies".

Another plan is when in the room and she's asking 1/2 hour or hour, hand her $200 and a condom. Cut to the chase, skip the massage. I only do that with girls I've met before, I do kinda enjoy the massage, but they usually get lazy...

2.) Do all the girls offer extra services or do you need to find the right one?

Any of the shops mentioned on this board it's a pretty sure thing something will be offered. Look for places staying open till 10:00 pm or later, having a "secured" entry (if there is a metal screen door from the foyer to a hallway), doorbell, etc. , I've never really been to a legit massage ship but can't imagine why a spa would setup like that (though even in the rub and tug places, people do go just for massages all the time, whether they know or not, have been told by escorts it's a nice cheap place to get one).

I have had girls come back to the room after taking the initial house fee and put a towel over me and start a massage like that, they still offered FS, this isn't a lost cause. Just kinda pay attention to the shop setup.

3.) Exactly what should I expect? I'm looking for CFS. Not really interested in a rub and tug.

Most will offer CFS, in my experience about 1 out of 10 won't, offered HJ or BJ (covered), another girl at the shop would but was busy. Sticking to places mentioned here and rubmaps, it'll be rare they won't.

But the biggest issue is whether or not YOU want to once you've met them. It's a pretty mixed bag, lots of grandmas, chubbys or girls that just have odd odors, etc.

This is great advice and similar to the vast majority of my parlor visits as well. I don't often see a lineup offered, so occasionally I'll ask for someone else, usually asking for something specific like large boobs or younger. I've had mixed results with the second options (who wants to be passed over) so I typically take the hand I'm dealt or leave if it's really rough.

[Meorme]

Would anybody mind helping me out with massage parlor? Never used that type of service.

1.) What is the etiquette? What's the proper way to make it clear you want more than a massage?

2.) Do all the girls offer extra services or do you need to find the right one?

3.) Exactly what should I expect? I'm looking for CFS. Not really interested in a rub and tug.

There are other opinions and ways of going about this, but I try and not just assume she doing anything more than a massage when I arrive and maintain a wee bit of discretion. And I think I might find a wee bit of joy on the uncertainty during the massage. And I do enjoy a nice massage and some teasing, and if you do go right in and start wanting FS from the start, many will skip that, it's just more work for them.

If the door is open walk in and expect to be in a small foyer waiting for someone to come, look for a doorbell but they should have an alarm on the front door and already know you are there. (the foyer is typically well covered with CCTV BTW). Occasionally there are places that the fronyt door is locked and there is a bell, ring the bell and wait (can't remember any around Seattle / Tac like that). Lady will come lead you to room, ask about 1/2 hour or full hour, usually 40 or 60 these days, usually pick one hour and give her 60, she'll take that and leave, undress fully and lay face down on the bed / table.

Get a massage. "lean in" to any kinda teasing. Try and put your hands / arms where she will bump them, if she starts bumping beyond the point of incidental contact, return a little attention. When she starts rubbing inside of your legs, spread them wider.

After 20/30 minutes of 1 hour she'll tell you to turn over and ask if you want more. If she asks what you want just tell her everything, or start running your hand up her leg. She'll want a tip and leave to go get "supplies".

Another plan is when in the room and she's asking 1/2 hour or hour, hand her $200 and a condom. Cut to the chase, skip the massage. I only do that with girls I've met before, I do kinda enjoy the massage, but they usually get lazy...

2.) Do all the girls offer extra services or do you need to find the right one?

Any of the shops mentioned on this board it's a pretty sure thing something will be offered. Look for places staying open till 10:00 pm or later, having a "secured" entry (if there is a metal screen door from the foyer to a hallway), doorbell, etc. , I've never really been to a legit massage ship but can't imagine why a spa would setup like that (though even in the rub and tug places, people do go just for massages all the time, whether they know or not, have been told by escorts it's a nice cheap place to get one).

I have had girls come back to the room after taking the initial house fee and put a towel over me and start a massage like that, they still offered FS, this isn't a lost cause. Just kinda pay attention to the shop setup.

3.) Exactly what should I expect? I'm looking for CFS. Not really interested in a rub and tug.

Most will offer CFS, in my experience about 1 out of 10 won't, offered HJ or BJ (covered), another girl at the shop would but was busy. Sticking to places mentioned here and rubmaps, it'll be rare they won't.

But the biggest issue is whether or not YOU want to once you've met them. It's a pretty mixed bag, lots of grandmas, chubbys or girls that just have odd odors, etc.

[Justice2001]

Pretty good massage in a clean place with no extras.

What's the talent there like? Attractive? 40?

[Snake2009]

Was terrible, the stench from her crotch nearly made me puke. While I was on my stomach I caught her trying to reach into my pants to steal something.