Massage Parlor Reports

**Member #6568** · 01-11-24 20:39

Originally Posted by ConfuciusMan [View Original Post]

I went today after mamasan text me she had a new young cute thai girl. I went because I'm into thai girls. They are so exotic and sensual. I showed up at my appointed time. I got into the room and in comes Nadia. Wow she's a looker. She gives a great massage. I almost fell asleep. On the flip as I'm looking at her great body. She has nice D cup and a great curvy ass. I cupped my hand around it. She is young, cute and fantastic body. She's here for another 2 weeks. I gave her the going rate for tip. I left very happy. I'm sure if I come back. She will make me feel even better. You must see trust me.

1 $$ for a handi and house money on top. Smh.

**ConfuciusMan** · 01-11-24 19:10

I have time today to write another review. I went Monday to Broadway spa and Eva was busy. The girl at the counter was new. I asked her name. She said Emily. I asked her if she was available. She replied yes. I paid my door fee and she took me to the last room on the end. Her English was great and she's not Chinese but she has a unique exotic look. On the flip she started working me and I got to see her body. Let me tell you it was great. She's petite light smooth butter skin. She showed me what she's got let me tell you Nice perfect top and a great Asian jlo ass. I was starting at her cute face and great body. I gave her a nice tip and she was happy and so was I. Broadway spa line up is very solid. Emily works Mon., Thurs, Friday. Please book ahead. You won't regret her. She was all smiles.

**ConfuciusMan** · 01-11-24 19:00

I went today after mamasan text me she had a new young cute thai girl. I went because I'm into thai girls. They are so exotic and sensual. I showed up at my appointed time. I got into the room and in comes Nadia. Wow she's a looker. She gives a great massage. I almost fell asleep. On the flip as I'm looking at her great body. She has nice D cup and a great curvy ass. I cupped my hand around it. She is young, cute and fantastic body. She's here for another 2 weeks. I gave her the going rate for tip. I left very happy. I'm sure if I come back. She will make me feel even better. You must see trust me.

**Throwaway5192** · 01-11-24 17:57

Set up an appointment when they opened. Walked in at 9:30 made the exchange and shortly after Monica had to leave the room for 10 minutes to let another girl in the door. I watched the cameras for a minute but there is not much information for me to relay here. Colored reddish hair and looks pretty slim. I text a few friends while they get situated and Monica comes back in the room.

She asks if I want shower and I told her that I showered before I came and she buries her face in my chest to confirm I do not need a shower and we are off! Anyone who has seen Monica before knows how much DFK there is in the session and maybe it is because I have been repeating her but my god it seems better every time. She pushes me onto the bed and gets on top me and we start making out like we are in high school. The difference here is in high school I never had a girl rip my clothes off the way Monica did. I can tell she is excited for the session because she gets impatient in her own little way and it is super cute. I know she was on vacation so maybe she is excited to get back to work. For someone who came from Alaska she was real warm. She is fresh off of vacation and I am the first session so as we are DFK on the bed I go down for DATY. Trimmed cat. I am not usually one to go for this but given this particular circumstance and how much I vibe with Monica I was happy to do it for her. She is very responsive to DATY. For anyone who does the alphabet I am pretty confident in saying her favorite letters are G-H-I-J. She motions me to come up for DFK she gets on her side and we continue DFK shortly before she goes for BBBJ.

I know I have described her BBBJ before BUT! Maybe because I am repeating she is going deeper for me. I am not strong handing her into it either she can take almost all of it. I am not sure I have ever felt teeth with her but my memory is not amazing which is part of the reason I enjoy writing these reviews to help repaint a vivid image in my head. I enjoy her BBBJ, the slurping noises and the way she will look up and wink at you is very cute.

I tell her I'm ready for her and she lays DFK next to me pushing me out to the side but also pulling me on top of her. She grabs the cover, inserts me into mish, thrusts her hips up, wraps her legs around me and starts grinding before I can even get properly started. She is so wet I never saw the lube. I don't think it was even in the room. The whole Long Lost Lover routine she really gets into it. I thought she was going to leave hickies on my neck. After some time in mish I get off the bed grab her legs and spin her 90 degrees so I can have her in standing mish off the bed. Before reinserting myself I noticed how wet her cat was. The area is absolutely soaked. I guess a nice vacation can do that for a girl because she was ready and energetic. She spits her usual game, "I love you" lines and maybe even a new one or two. I pound away for awhile holding her legs and pushing her knees to her chest and enjoying the view of her little ass as I am pushed onto her. Her natural tits bouncing are always amazing to watch and grab. She will put her arms together pressing them together and that is just such an amazing view. She makes cute faces and her moans seem authentic. I start to workup a sweat and ask for CG. She is happy to get on top because its great for DFK and I will just say she definitely woke up very energetic today. She held my head in place DFK and started auditioning for a Texas rodeo. I did not even make it to doggy haha. I am probably biased because I think she has me figured out. I never finish in CG that shit never happens for me. Little bit of chatting and lots of DFK for the rest of the session. I guess this review is about the fact that Monica will romp up the sessions as you repeat. I wouldn't say our last session was vastly different from the first just a bit more personalized so I would say there has been value for me personally in repeating with her.

She told me she would not prefer to be at Kedzie Spa because business has been slow there so this seems like a decent time to see her if you have not yet. She is most likely available and as I am saying here and others have stated before I love her service and she is an awesome girl. I enjoy every bit of our sessions together which is probably obvious as I write my 3rd review for her. I definitely vibe with her but I will reiterate what I said in my first review. I found my Anne. I was never one for repeats but I will see Monica at least once a week whenever she is here. Maybe more. I don't feel as compelled to gamble on new girls service. Like yeah maybe that's the girl in the picture maybe I read a fake review maybe YMMV and maybe shallow cat and maybe a pillow and maybe sore maybe just fuck me right LOL. I am not much of gambler anyway. When I go to the store, I get the brands I know I like rather than trying something new EVERY time. I completely understand why Charlie helps Anne as much as he does now. You wouldn't hesitate to help a friend if it was a simple as taking 5 or 10 minutes to write on a free online forum for them.

Also want to comment on this whole Fuckit situation real quick. Don't be balls deep when they come in the room and don't say shit. I think it is simple. We are always taking the risk but I just feel when exoneration is as simple as pulling out if you hear big ass foot steps coming up to the door. You could be at full mast and blame it on the fact that you are being massaged by a woman. Say something stupid like you haven't been touched in years. Whatever you say just don't admit the truth. All that being said. All the information I got from Fuckit in DMs was accurate. I am just not bothering with reading about most of the LEO stuff on here. We know what it is and what to do.

**YuhColoy** · 01-11-24 16:52

New Girl Orange Valentina. Yes. That is her in the pictures. And her pictures don't do her any justice. She is very beautiful, tall, nice ass, and she has some man made melons that look very big in her small frame. She was a very good girl to me. She is here / there to please. Good Look. Good Attitude. Good Job.

Overall 8/10.

A must try.

Let me know what you guys think.

**SmileySam** · 01-11-24 13:53

Originally Posted by Bylethe [View Original Post]

I opted for an hour. I was exhausted when I left. We were like 2 teenagers with raging hormones. She is not young. Ample breasts, D cup, perfect for tittie fucking. The carnal frenzy didn't stop there. No request went unfulfilled. So glad I stopped in. She didn't want to stop. She tried to get me up for another round of carnal enjoyment. I failed. She wore me out.

Never watched the clock. The session was refreshly different from other AMPs. No rush, no cum quick, and no GPS.

Lala has talents. YMMV, as always.

Stopped by Lotus on Irving Park Portage Park. No signage. Red paper covering door. MT was 40's to 50's short and stocky dressed in red lingerie with red boots. The place smelled brutal. I think they live there so all the cooking smells. Only one MT there. Hard pass.

**Eddinger** · 01-11-24 13:08

Saw Valentina. Photos are her. She's pretty. Big fake tits, amazingly good ass. Very skinny elsewhere. Super long hair. Speaks no English at all. But we spent the entire hour and did everything in the table shower room x2 and it was just fantastic. 300.

**BringBackBp** · 01-11-24 12:51

She's back at Kedzie. Might as well drop my two reviews on her when she was there last month.

First off this was my first time at a spa. Always been hesitant due to having a real bad experience at some Jack shack back in 07 and the negative connotations you hear about spas / massage parlors. But hey I'm already a long time monger for regular escorts so can't get morals now. Saw reviews on Monica and set up an appt. Easy through text and we off. Location is odd af smack on a Main Street between post office and auto body shop. And when I mean smack in the middle I literally mean that. Almost bolted waiting outside after ringing bell due to paranoia but Monica finally came to let me in. She's wearing heels, black dress, pink nurse jacket. Place looks quiet and chill. And most importantly legit. Can feed in every room. She doesn't speak English so translation done thru app. Went with VIP. She's kinda impressed with the manhood (pretty girthy no brag) Table shower with full body vag rub, LFK / DFK, oral, and dongguan. Move to the room for massage and more dongguan (she takes care to make sure you are super clean and hygienic) We switch to 69 (moderate Bush but she is super clean) Condom comes out and we are in missionary. Pretty decent grip and more kissing as she's making all the right sounds / saying the right words in her limited english. I normally don't O from CFS but I did her so yea definitely worth the trip. Back to the table for a final shower and we part ways. She's lets me know for a. 1 more another girl could be involved. So that brings us to.

Rd2 a few days later. Same set up via text. Get there like last time (pretty much opening) It's another girl and she leads me to the room. I had specifically asked for Monica since she was the one who propose the 3 sum. But the other girl (limited English translation app used) said she was busy. Kinda annoyed since I specifically asked for Monica but I realized these places are fcfs and whoever comes their first is up. After some awkward ness and back and forth I agree to the girl. But I guess she went out the room and talked to Monica. All of the sudden the later comes in and we are off with both women. Same routine as before. TS with body rubs, oral, dongguan. Only difference is the other girl was kinda just there. Monica was the clear leader and directing her. She would just stand off a little bit, nipple play, little shoulder rub. But she was a little lost. And definitely intimidated by my size. Move to the room with alternate double oral and then table massage. Most dong (from Monica only) and then oral from other girl while Monica rides face. Monica gets in doggy and I pound away. Switch to mission and then it's the second girls turn. She's clearly struggling in missionary so I don't go as hard. I stop because I wasn't really feeling the sex with her and back to Monica. CG and missionary with her. Then I have her finish with the BBBJ / ball sucking while the other girl does nipple play. Good time again but just wish the other girl was more into it and not just a third wheel. But overall definitely going to be checking out more Spas. Too much BS in the regular escort side.

**Ohhi773** · 01-11-24 11:23

Originally Posted by BassMan1989 [View Original Post]

I come down to office in the tower couple of times a week. Would love to find a place relatively close by any suggestions. Looking for L1, L2, at least.

I see Vivi for solid massage, TS, and L1. She only works Thursday and Fridays.

Pretty face, slim body, sweet girl.

May seem stand offish at first.

Halsted and Jackson.

**Jayp80** · 01-11-24 09:27

Originally Posted by GMoney05 [View Original Post]

Same thoughts. They posted the video on IG and comments are saying It's A "Transformer" Imma just sit this one out. Regardless If that Is A real female she's not that hot looking. Men wasting hard earned money on mediocre looking ho's they bringing In at these places.

There were multiple reports of ladyboys at Orange when they first opened.

**GMoney05** · 01-10-24 22:37

Originally Posted by Zagal [View Original Post]

I did not go there BUT. They just posted a video on their wechat and the body looks like a match on those previous pics with her face blurred out. I can see why now they blurred the face in the photos, in the video it's not blurred and there's a clear shot of the face and it looks like a straight up dude LOL not hating, just saying. The video has a blue dress in the mirror putting on makeup. Not saying it's a ladyboy but that face sure looked like one to me. To be clear, I'm not telling you to avoid, just go check the video first and judge for yourself. Maybe interested maybe not.

Same thoughts. They posted the video on IG and comments are saying It's A "Transformer" Imma just sit this one out. Regardless If that Is A real female she's not that hot looking. Men wasting hard earned money on mediocre looking ho's they bringing In at these places.

**Rodney1117** · 01-10-24 19:20

Let him have his moment. He shared at least.

**Zagal** · 01-10-24 19:10

Originally Posted by YuhColoy [View Original Post]

New Girl At Orange Today Valentina. Can someone confirm or deny the arrival of the new girl? I would hate to make the trip for nothing. Last week they got me they were advertising Sara and she was never there.

I did not go there BUT. They just posted a video on their wechat and the body looks like a match on those previous pics with her face blurred out. I can see why now they blurred the face in the photos, in the video it's not blurred and there's a clear shot of the face and it looks like a straight up dude LOL not hating, just saying. The video has a blue dress in the mirror putting on makeup. Not saying it's a ladyboy but that face sure looked like one to me. To be clear, I'm not telling you to avoid, just go check the video first and judge for yourself. Maybe interested maybe not.

**DWaits** · 01-10-24 18:26

Originally Posted by RichL1234 [View Original Post]

I believe that was Lala over at Lotus on Diversey. Could be her as as she was in Papasan' rotation.

That butt is killer.

These women need more unique names. There was or is a Lala at his Montrose spot as well, who was Yang Yang at the Belmont spot before she moved to Montrose. MILFy. Skinny. But certainly not a killer ass. I assume the use of the same names makes it easier for him to just say a specific woman is at a specific spot, but if that's not the one then a guy is going to walk and maybe go to another shop that is not a pps joint.

**SmileySam** · 01-10-24 17:47

Originally Posted by Tennan [View Original Post]

Finally I was able to go to 504X and revisit the beautiful Eva. She is as lovely as I remember her, she has been gone for 5 months. Wow, time passes quickly! Any who w e never discussed time now. She walked me to the room and we started to kiss and rube each other, and the fun's started. DATY, BBBJ, lots of kissing DK, rubbed her pussy and on the rubber for mish while I softly rubber her clit. She say she came multiple times. After I had completely drained my huevos. We laid there and cuttle for about 10 minutes. It was great to see her again, Got dress and water, on my way out Kaite came from their office area and said I been waiting for you. I hug and kiss, she was so happy I was there. We chatted for a little bit and told me thank you for being there.

I will be back soon to see Eva.

That's odd I never had a session like that.