Massage Parlor Reports

[Member #6590]

After all the glowing reviews I needed to check out this woman so I texted and made an appointment. It was pretty damn good, so I'm going to give a detailed report.

When I walked in an older woman in a low-cut dress with a nice rack greeted me and confirmed with me that I was the one who texted for an hour massage.

She led me to the room and left for me to undress without taking the house fee. That had never happened to me on a first visit.

She returned and proceeded to perform an adequate massage.

On the flip she already had her tits out, got alcohol for my hands, pointed at my junk, and said, "OK?" I said "OK!

Then with no other discussion of services or money she started an enthusiastic BBBJ with lots of eye contact and shaft and ball-licking. I hate it when the girl faces the other way when she's sucking. Angela was the opposite. This went on for quite a while, and I discovered she had no panties on. She was so wet when I probed her. Nothing turns me on more than a girl who is turned on like that.

On went the cover and she mounted. There's a mirror in the room behind the head of the table, and she really seemed to enjoy watching herself ride me. Then a monger walked into the shop. She said sorry, dismounted, and went to deal with him.

She was back in a couple of minutes, gave a CBJ to get me back to full attention, then mounted again. After several minutes she hopped off and got on all 4's and told me to fuck her. During doggie there was lots of good eye contact through the mirror. Then I got a cramp in my hammy, groaned and said "Cramp!" She understood me. She must wear out a lot of guys. She went back to the BBBJ for the finish.

She continued with the masssge even though well over an hour had already passed at this point. After the final hot towel cleanup she finally said 'Finished!" at the 1:20 mark.

On the way out I handed her 3 Grants and 3 Jacksons to cover both house fee and tip. She didn't even look at it. She just told me how much she enjoyed giving me the massage and that I should call her soon.

She really loves to fuck, and that made the whole experience that much better. Too bad she's not a little younger.

Nice report, this would turn me on LOL. I am glad that you had a great experience. Keep your good work man.

[Ryancp81]

What was your finish? CIM, COB, COF or did she stop the BBBJ and jerk ya off?

After all the glowing reviews I needed to check out this woman so I texted and made an appointment. It was pretty damn good, so I'm going to give a detailed report.

When I walked in an older woman in a low-cut dress with a nice rack greeted me and confirmed with me that I was the one who texted for an hour massage.

She led me to the room and left for me to undress without taking the house fee. That had never happened to me on a first visit.

She returned and proceeded to perform an adequate massage.

On the flip she already had her tits out, got alcohol for my hands, pointed at my junk, and said, "OK?" I said "OK!

Then with no other discussion of services or money she started an enthusiastic BBBJ with lots of eye contact and shaft and ball-licking. I hate it when the girl faces the other way when she's sucking. Angela was the opposite. This went on for quite a while, and I discovered she had no panties on. She was so wet when I probed her. Nothing turns me on more than a girl who is turned on like that.

On went the cover and she mounted. There's a mirror in the room behind the head of the table, and she really seemed to enjoy watching herself ride me. Then a monger walked into the shop. She said sorry, dismounted, and went to deal with him.

She was back in a couple of minutes, gave a CBJ to get me back to full attention, then mounted again. After several minutes she hopped off and got on all 4's and told me to fuck her. During doggie there was lots of good eye contact through the mirror. Then I got a cramp in my hammy, groaned and said "Cramp!" She understood me. She must wear out a lot of guys. She went back to the BBBJ for the finish.

She continued with the masssge even though well over an hour had already passed at this point. After the final hot towel cleanup she finally said 'Finished!" at the 1:20 mark.

On the way out I handed her 3 Grants and 3 Jacksons to cover both house fee and tip. She didn't even look at it. She just told me how much she enjoyed giving me the massage and that I should call her soon.

She really loves to fuck, and that made the whole experience that much better. Too bad she's not a little younger.

[Tungsten99]

After all the glowing reviews I needed to check out this woman so I texted and made an appointment. It was pretty damn good, so I'm going to give a detailed report.

When I walked in an older woman in a low-cut dress with a nice rack greeted me and confirmed with me that I was the one who texted for an hour massage.

She led me to the room and left for me to undress without taking the house fee. That had never happened to me on a first visit.

She returned and proceeded to perform an adequate massage.

On the flip she already had her tits out, got alcohol for my hands, pointed at my junk, and said, "OK?" I said "OK!

Then with no other discussion of services or money she started an enthusiastic BBBJ with lots of eye contact and shaft and ball-licking. I hate it when the girl faces the other way when she's sucking. Angela was the opposite. This went on for quite a while, and I discovered she had no panties on. She was so wet when I probed her. Nothing turns me on more than a girl who is turned on like that.

On went the cover and she mounted. There's a mirror in the room behind the head of the table, and she really seemed to enjoy watching herself ride me. Then a monger walked into the shop. She said sorry, dismounted, and went to deal with him.

She was back in a couple of minutes, gave a CBJ to get me back to full attention, then mounted again. After several minutes she hopped off and got on all 4's and told me to fuck her. During doggie there was lots of good eye contact through the mirror. Then I got a cramp in my hammy, groaned and said "Cramp!" She understood me. She must wear out a lot of guys. She went back to the BBBJ for the finish.

She continued with the masssge even though well over an hour had already passed at this point. After the final hot towel cleanup she finally said 'Finished!" at the 1:20 mark.

On the way out I handed her 3 Grants and 3 Jacksons to cover both house fee and tip. She didn't even look at it. She just told me how much she enjoyed giving me the massage and that I should call her soon.

She really loves to fuck, and that made the whole experience that much better. Too bad she's not a little younger.

[WarpFactor69]

Kai yuan, Baseline, Hillsboro: 2 women here, one looks young, thin, and cute. Other one is thicker, maybe 10 years older, ok looking.

Wangchao, 173rd, Beaverton: Matronly lady greeted me, I asked who was working. She said you don't get to pick here. Here's what I'm thinking. I'm the customer, it's my money, so yes, I DO get to pick the person I'm most comfortable with. Fuck you.

Nice Spa, Joy Ave, Cedar Mill area: 2 OK looking girls here. One looks familiar, can't remember where.

Lucky, Cornell (near Nice Spa): this lady was on the thicker side, pretty eyes.

L&D, Glisan at 60th: This girl is young and cute, I stayed for a session. I'm guessing she is under 30, curious to hear what others think as I'm not good estimating the age of Asians. No kissing, but she does appreciate a good tongue lashing. I think I will go back for more.

Loki, 82nd at Ramona: 2 attractive girls here. I'm curious about the one wearing the braces, she has a mischievous look in her eyes. Anyone try her yet?

[Amp Guide]

I used that all the time after an unexpected encounter. Not sure how much true good it does. Also if you piss after the dead. I hear it cleans out the pipes of potential bad bugs. Who knows. I have never got anything but stick to my regimen. As such. Happy hunting out there. Sad this area is not like Phoenix or San Diego or LA where you have C girls K girls and Latinas We are missing the L in the mix.

Cheers guys.

[WestSidePunter]

Started the New Year with an old favorite.

She's well known so I will just say 50 4 30, good massage and PM. Tipped 60.

Happy New Year fellow mongers.

Excellent. I was concerned she had moved on.

[Sancho1999]

Ross Island lunch special shenanigans. Not worth the gal is older and I would say a 3 out of 10. Bolt ons, and super loose skin and I should have walked out when I saw her. But it's been 6 days and have been saving my juice and needed it (the things we do when it's been a minute) spilled. Speaking of spilled the johny slipped off inside and I immediately doused my junior with hand sanitizer.

50 room 130 tip, Live and learn. Happy hunting and stay warm.

Sounds like the one I saw months ago. She looked ok to me but she was less than enthusiastic so I walked on her. Then she seemed to know I would post about her because she tried to get me to stay. Can't remember the damage but usually I don't tip when something like that happens to me. Maybe you paid 1st but don't know why you paid so much for a bad experience.

[Sancho1999]

Started the New Year with an old favorite.

She's well known so I will just say 50 4 30, good massage and PM. Tipped 60.

Happy New Year fellow mongers.

[AmaznAzn]

For you gents that live out in my neck of the woods in or around Washougal. Stopped in after not visiting for quite some time and there was a pleasant new girl working there, probably mid 40's showing some cleavage. I wasn't able to stay, but I am intrigued by the possibility of finding a something nice so far off the beaten path. If anybody has some intel it would be much appreciated, if not I will post my findings when I go back for service.

[Kakamora]

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[FoolOfATook]

https://portland.craigslist.org/clk/...703245156.html use to post in rubmd and other adult forms years ago. I didn't get around to seeing her and I don't see showing she is anything but legit now. Anyone know.

I've seen her a few times the last year or so. If you're interested, she provides (and prefers?) BBFSCIP. I'm not really interested in that level of service so I've stopped visiting. Beware, she's at least 10 years older and 80 lbs heavier than what the photos let on. Also she's probably one of the worst conversationalists I've encountered in this hobby.

[Pdx503]

82nd and Ramona south of Foster.

And the other is close to 80th and foster west of 82nd.

I did recon at Ramona at couple months back and it was to ugly fatties.

However I keep seeing good reviews here. Maybe worth a second try.

[PdxHound3]

Ross Island lunch special shenanigans. Not worth the gal is older and I would say a 3 out of 10. Bolt ons, and super loose skin and I should have walked out when I saw her. But it's been 6 days and have been saving my juice and needed it (the things we do when it's been a minute) spilled. Speaking of spilled the johny slipped off inside and I immediately doused my junior with hand sanitizer.

50 room 130 tip, Live and learn. Happy hunting and stay warm.

[PdxHound3]

There is like a dozen shops around 82nd and foster. I would appreciate a bit more info on the name.

82nd and Ramona south of Foster.

And the other is close to 80th and foster west of 82nd.

[HotCold69]

Hello all, it's been a minute and thought I'd share my lost of delights:

P.S. I'm terrible with names but as you know most these gals never keep the same name plus they all seem to use the same moniker.

Westside:

Walnut house. Only HE offered here, I've been here 3 times and while the girls are ok at best the service is stingy. Kept coming back and hoping by round 3 I get satisfaction and nope. Not at all. Next.

Wellness- this place was bumpin' back before the remodel / new owners. Nowadays it seems like all the ladies are older and while not a bad thing I work hard for my money. I come here when I want a sure thing or feel like spending minimal funds.

EZ on the westside. I've read really good things about this place but it seems like the older gal is the ONLY one willing for extras. Great massage but I'm not putting my mouth on 50+ fish, I'll roll the dice on younger ones.

East:

Foster just south of 82nd. Zone of my favorite spots, good rotation on the girls and there is always an open menu. I've only had VIP once here before and I wish I would have kept the 20 year olds number.

Oh a couple months ago I heard someone stole their phone and refunded a crap tone of massages. A hole! You missed mine LOL.

Se foster west of 82nd- this place has always been a DIY, great looking fals, decent massages, but you need more than that to keep my business.

There is like a dozen shops around 82nd and foster. I would appreciate a bit more info on the name.