Massage Parlor Reports

[Helmette]

Yes, I was pleasantly judeged Luna by her look initially, but remorsed, I was, after. Hope fellow mongers have better experience if you visit Detox. Thanks for detailed comments!

Been a while since I've been here, but from my understanding the girls work in shifts so kinda best to ask when they work and confirm with whoever is controlling the phone. That said, I haven't been back in a while since the service isn't quite there. That sounds like my same experience with Luna, despite being probably the youngest and prettiest of the bunch, the service was a lacking to say the least. Not particularly talkative, not particularly receptive, pretty lifeless. Though she had an off day, but if anything sounds like service got worse. One of the better providers is Princess (Wed, Thurs, Fri. After 9 pm), relatively speaking. Has a good attitude, totally man made, everything covered, but at least she acts like she's into it. But still, kinda pricy.

Cozy is on lincoln. Haven't been there in a bit either. Its a bit cheaper there but are more open to negotiation. Think it was 50 hh and $. 4 FS. However, mostly covered and no DFK or DATY, but YMMV. They also have different girls for different days and they kinda suck at responding on the phone. From what I remember I liked Natasha works Fri., sat, sun. Brazilian MILF, enhanced, but fun. I think I liked Dulce who works Tuesday last time I went. Black hair, enhanced. I liked her vibe cause she didn't come in some tacky club dress, kinda came in wearing like athletic wear so it was fun peeling that off. But again, service not quite like the Chinese places. If I need a latina fix, I think I prefer to take the trek out to the LA spots near the airport. Oh yeah, please take a shower before seeing the girls.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

I would save your money! That would be a hard pass. If you want to throw your money down the toilet just give it to me.

Of course, there is no advantage to ordering two dinners at the same time, but there are probably a few kinky scenarios where you can do things with two girls (or they do to you) to create an experience unlike any other. Probably have to go to Thailand for that kind of fun though.

[RmD2020]

This is my 3rd visit against my better judgement, as I really missed big Latina booties, thighs and racks.

1st time (several months ago), Anna serviced me. Anna appeared to be in her late 30's or early 40's with all three parts big as I would like and sexy **** tattoo on her lower back (which was great to look at if you are coming from behind). Her service was not top notch. Standard CBJ, pushing at the traditional positions, and finishing me off with RCG. But could be repeatable if I saved enough $ for her high-fee service. She was no longer there when I visited 2nd and 3rd time.

2nd time (a few months ago), I walked in and waited more than 20 minutes before I walked out. I didn't pay the entrance fee, so I didn't let MMS know that I was leaving. All the rooms were empty and their doors were wide open, which meant that any talents were not available there then and had to be borrowed from elsewhere (I was suspecting and was not sure; is there a wholesale place where all the talents are staged or gathered? If so, I 'd rather go to the wholesaler, LOL!

3rd time (within last week): When I walked in, the whole place was brightly lit as the MMS was cleaning the front lobby. Any patronage of the shopping mall could easily see me entering the Spanish Fly zone. MMS led me to the first room on right and charged US $50 immediately for HH entrance, without lining up the talents and telling me that talents will be here shortly. 15 minutes past; I was thinking about leaving like there 2nd time, but Luna enters my room with hot, red, short dress that showed every curves of her voluptuous body.

Good: I was very excited to see young and decent-looking Latina (claims to be 23). Luna had big butt, thick thighs, C-racks and yes, enough baby belly fats. She looked like a girl whom you want to be your girlfriend and lyour mama would be proud.

Bad: Given how decent and young looking she was, I expected my HH to be filled with joy and happiness. Instead, it was filled with "No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No. " I don't know how many "No's" I heard; I just lost count. I didn't expect her to give me a real GFE, but at least the standard AMP services. She gave me No to any type of BJ (C or BB), No to changing positions, No to kissing her body parts, No to touching her meow, No to everything else but missionary push, despite the higher fees. Even during the missionary, she had her fingers between her meow to ensure I kept the rubber on, so I wasn't sure the little me was entering her meow or just doing her fingers.

Remorse: Luna was an eye candy, but I couldn't taste her sweetness at all. I was getting turned off by pushing myself into a lifeless silicone sex doll. And little me was losing its steam quickly, but I wanted to get my money worth, so I kept pushing, even imagining her soft moans and whispers of how prowess the little me was. And then there was a knock on the door; "time's up. " Luna quickly pushed me off, dressed and then left the room. The little me on hanging. I left Detox unhappy and unfulfilled, and even angry. WTF! I was trying to figure out what I have done wrong or said to upset Luna when she came in to the room. I complimented her a lot; was it too much and trite? Maybe Luna saw my work boots and pants that had a lot of grass cuts (I just came back from my gardening service, still honest way to make $) and figured she cannot upcharge me? Or Maybe that I am a short, scrawny and slightly aged, not like the average hunk or handsome mongers out there?

This was my last visit to Detox for Latina fix, but I want find other places that are as good as Nature. I heard of Cozy (but there are a few similar names on google maps. Can any fellow mongers direct me to a right one please? Meanwhile I hope to check out "thick" Miki (at Nature as some of you shared that she has thick bottom.

Happy New Year and Gracias always to you fellow mongers for sharing your knowledge and experience.

Thanks for the report and I've also been to Detox and had mostly good experiences there. Cynthia, Paola and Venezuelan named Roxanne is to this day the hottest provider I've ever seen. But either she lied about her name or never continued working there. I too love thicc big butt latinas and is my preferred choice when choosing the destination of my trips, but like the other poster said the good services are usually far and few in between with the latinas. I still visit LMP's because I'm a sucker for the booty.

I've been to Cozy maybe too many times but have only seen Monica, mid to late 30's Colombian about 5'4" maybe a little shorter with manmade milking units and an ass that is not huge but big that is definitely manmade which she claims not to be. Crunchy blonde curly hair and a good attitude but a little bit on the churn and burn with the HH which is. 5 and $. 2 tip. Worth a visit I would say.

Now I know I might get some heat for this but if you are into thicc latinas then you will not like Miki from Nature. She isn't flat like the usual at AMP therapists but no where near as thicc as even the slimm providers at LMPS's. However she does have a super cool attitude and does aim to please you and that alone is worth a visit I would say. But if you must see to believe, which I don't blame you for it because I had to then go see her while you can. She's there everyday but only until the end of this month and then will be on vacation. Didn't say for how long but you never know when they will be back if they ever do.

[Nachoooo]

I would save your money! That would be a hard pass. If you want to throw your money down the toilet just give it to me.

Thank you Sir, just needed a professional input.

[Slammer6008]

Had a good session with Susan on Friday. Standard 40 + 100 for FS.

She was texting me today that she's willing to have Lisa join us, not sure if that would be a good experience but it's something I might try.

Not sure if anyone has had that experience at happy.

I would save your money! That would be a hard pass. If you want to throw your money down the toilet just give it to me.

[Nachoooo]

Had a good session with Susan on Friday. Standard 40 + 100 for FS.

She was texting me today that she's willing to have Lisa join us, not sure if that would be a good experience but it's something I might try.

Not sure if anyone has had that experience at happy.

[CconstantRepea]

Been a while since I've been here, but from my understanding the girls work in shifts so kinda best to ask when they work and confirm with whoever is controlling the phone. That said, I haven't been back in a while since the service isn't quite there. That sounds like my same experience with Luna, despite being probably the youngest and prettiest of the bunch, the service was a lacking to say the least. Not particularly talkative, not particularly receptive, pretty lifeless. Though she had an off day, but if anything sounds like service got worse. One of the better providers is Princess (Wed, Thurs, Fri. After 9 pm), relatively speaking. Has a good attitude, totally man made, everything covered, but at least she acts like she's into it. But still, kinda pricy.

Cozy is on lincoln. Haven't been there in a bit either. Its a bit cheaper there but are more open to negotiation. Think it was 50 hh and $. 4 FS. However, mostly covered and no DFK or DATY, but YMMV. They also have different girls for different days and they kinda suck at responding on the phone. From what I remember I liked Natasha works Fri., sat, sun. Brazilian MILF, enhanced, but fun. I think I liked Dulce who works Tuesday last time I went. Black hair, enhanced. I liked her vibe cause she didn't come in some tacky club dress, kinda came in wearing like athletic wear so it was fun peeling that off. But again, service not quite like the Chinese places. If I need a latina fix, I think I prefer to take the trek out to the LA spots near the airport. Oh yeah, please take a shower before seeing the girls.

Good: I was very excited to see young and decent-looking Latina (claims to be 23). Luna had big butt, thick thighs, C-racks and yes, enough baby belly fats. She looked like a girl whom you want to be your girlfriend and lyour mama would be proud.

Bad: Given how decent and young looking she was, I expected my HH to be filled with joy and happiness. Instead, it was filled with "No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No. " I don't know how many "No's" I heard; I just lost count. I didn't expect her to give me a real GFE, but at least the standard AMP services. She gave me No to any type of BJ (C or BB), No to changing positions, No to kissing her body parts, No to touching her meow, No to everything else but missionary push, despite the higher fees. Even during the missionary, she had her fingers between her meow to ensure I kept the rubber on, so I wasn't sure the little me was entering her meow or just doing her fingers.

[SaltyDog]

Has anyone tried this place?

https://us-orangecounty.bedpage.com/.../23139939.html

Looks like the ad with the 3 girls in the dungeon that offfers. Great BJ and hand job and cim.

Very bold of them to post these type of ads.

Looks tempting.

Dude did you read the complete addy? It's pretty obvious that it's a C-Org when you read this. It was at the bottom of the addy.

Location: Irvine lake forest costa mesa Anaheim Santa Ana Westminster.

You must have paying attention to those pics and forgot to see location. Google that phone number and let us know what you found.

[Dildo Baggens]

Even though I'm very attracted to Latin women, I gave up on them as providers years ago as your review mirrors my direct experience. In the past, out of the scores of Latin MPs I've been to, I only had maybe two that were worth a repeat visit.

This is my 3rd visit against my better judgement, as I really missed big Latina booties, thighs and racks.

1st time (several months ago), Anna serviced me. Anna appeared to be in her late 30's or early 40's with all three parts big as I would like and sexy **** tattoo on her lower back (which was great to look at if you are coming from behind). Her service was not top notch. Standard CBJ, pushing at the traditional positions, and finishing me off with RCG. But could be repeatable if I saved enough $ for her high-fee service. She was no longer there when I visited 2nd and 3rd time.

2nd time (a few months ago), I walked in and waited more than 20 minutes before I walked out. I didn't pay the entrance fee, so I didn't let MMS know that I was leaving. All the rooms were empty and their doors were wide open, which meant that any talents were not available there then and had to be borrowed from elsewhere (I was suspecting and was not sure; is there a wholesale place where all the talents are staged or gathered? If so, I 'd rather go to the wholesaler, LOL!

3rd time (within last week): When I walked in, the whole place was brightly lit as the MMS was cleaning the front lobby. Any patronage of the shopping mall could easily see me entering the Spanish Fly zone. MMS led me to the first room on right and charged US $50 immediately for HH entrance, without lining up the talents and telling me that talents will be here shortly. 15 minutes past; I was thinking about leaving like there 2nd time, but Luna enters my room with hot, red, short dress that showed every curves of her voluptuous body.

Good: I was very excited to see young and decent-looking Latina (claims to be 23). Luna had big butt, thick thighs, C-racks and yes, enough baby belly fats. She looked like a girl whom you want to be your girlfriend and lyour mama would be proud.

Bad: Given how decent and young looking she was, I expected my HH to be filled with joy and happiness. Instead, it was filled with "No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No. " I don't know how many "No's" I heard; I just lost count. I didn't expect her to give me a real GFE, but at least the standard AMP services. She gave me No to any type of BJ (C or BB), No to changing positions, No to kissing her body parts, No to touching her meow, No to everything else but missionary push, despite the higher fees. Even during the missionary, she had her fingers between her meow to ensure I kept the rubber on, so I wasn't sure the little me was entering her meow or just doing her fingers.

Remorse: Luna was an eye candy, but I couldn't taste her sweetness at all. I was getting turned off by pushing myself into a lifeless silicone sex doll. And little me was losing its steam quickly, but I wanted to get my money worth, so I kept pushing, even imagining her soft moans and whispers of how prowess the little me was. And then there was a knock on the door; "time's up. " Luna quickly pushed me off, dressed and then left the room. The little me on hanging. I left Detox unhappy and unfulfilled, and even angry. WTF! I was trying to figure out what I have done wrong or said to upset Luna when she came in to the room. I complimented her a lot; was it too much and trite? Maybe Luna saw my work boots and pants that had a lot of grass cuts (I just came back from my gardening service, still honest way to make $) and figured she cannot upcharge me? Or Maybe that I am a short, scrawny and slightly aged, not like the average hunk or handsome mongers out there?

This was my last visit to Detox for Latina fix, but I want find other places that are as good as Nature. I heard of Cozy (but there are a few similar names on google maps. Can any fellow mongers direct me to a right one please? Meanwhile I hope to check out "thick" Miki (at Nature as some of you shared that she has thick bottom.

Happy New Year and Gracias always to you fellow mongers for sharing your knowledge and experience.

[Sticker]

Crystal Spa in Bellflower (not OC, but close enough) is similar service as Nature. I've been there 7 or 8 times and DFK, BBBJ, 69 were on the table 99% of the time. Same CCTV setup in the rooms. The only difference is they don't bring the other girls into the room to meet you. It's pretty busy like Nature is too unfortunately.

Sounds like a good plan B, should Nature cease operations in the future and there are no other similar options in OC. I keep hoping that a new iteration of Hypno / Believe will pop up here before too long, because last I heard, mms was looking for a new location.

While it's true that Bellflower is not too far away from OC, I'd much prefer to visit AMPs within a max of 15-20 from my domicile, and I'm in the Newport / Irvine / CM sphere.

[ArtVandalay90]

While I agree that Nature's current line-up doesn't have girls at the same level of looks as Elsa, or even Kelly (who has been out of the rotation for a while), their current girls still provide a higher level of service than the majority of OC AMPs, which is why I'm still a patron.

Now that Hypno / Believe / Spring is defunct, how many other spots here have girls that provide the whole package of DFK, BBBJ, BLS, 69, DATY / O? The only thing that prevents it from being true GFE / PSE is the required condoms, but I can live with that.

From what I can see, I'm the only guy here who has written about Gina, and I never said she (or Ice for that matter) was "hot". But I do classify both of them as GND cute with pretty good bods, even if not top-tier. And Gina's service with me has indeed been stellar, which has kept me coming back for more. Elsa gave me the same level of service, and with her added "hot" looks, I was hoping she could have stayed longer.

Regarding Emma (now Kayla?) being back as mms, that's refreshing to learn, because if a mms is back on the premises, at least they are operating as normal again after the OPD "license check".

I would be more-than-thrilled to learn of other AMPs that exist or will open that offer the same level of service as Nature, a solid offering of cute to gorgeous girls, and have the CCTV cams in the rooms for an extra layer of safety. But until I'm made aware of similar options, I'll still be a Nature-al man.

Crystal Spa in Bellflower (not OC, but close enough) is similar service as Nature. I've been there 7 or 8 times and DFK, BBBJ, 69 were on the table 99% of the time. Same CCTV setup in the rooms. The only difference is they don't bring the other girls into the room to meet you. It's pretty busy like Nature is too unfortunately.

[Alowicious]

ANY ad that advertises a list of cities, especially if it includes Lake Forest and Irvine and WM, is a hotel holding pen for after-their-prime Chinese milfs and gilfs. 100% of the ones I've inquired about for the LF location are the Quality Inn on Rockfield and LFD.

Has anyone tried this place?

https://us-orangecounty.bedpage.com/.../23139939.html

Looks like the ad with the 3 girls in the dungeon that offfers. Great BJ and hand job and cim.

Very bold of them to post these type of ads.

Looks tempting.

[TommyCool]

Word is, there was some police activity at the location and they closed, for good at that location.

That's a bummer. That explains why when I went there twice the other week something seemed off so I didn't go in. The second time tried in the evening and they were closed.

[BraveNuPengwin]

Recovering from a cold and needing a massage, I thought I'd go check Lucky at Burkes Williams.

Walked in and no Mindy to be Seen, Papasan looked bit stressed.

No one lounging around.

Place looked Kinda slow.

Out comes Lucky, I have a total deja vu type parallel mind trip.

Lucky is the spitting image of my 6th grade crush "Linda Le".

I am perplexed at this point and I recall how I developed fetish for Asian girls.

Lucky asks if I want medium or hard, I go with medium. Would not want to find out what strong is, felt like she broke some bones while she was kneeding and prying my neck.

Decent massage, definitely does a great job.

Tease was present but I will still leave the crown to Jessica.

On Flip I continue to be perplexed and Lucky asks if I'm OK. In my head I thought?, "How do I explain that she looks like my 6th grade crush".

I love her little bitty body, cheek haircut, and small handful of ass.

One negative after I nuclear spray exploded all over her (definitely was imagining being with Linda Le) she didn't bother to come clean up Junior.

That sucked, again I'm still thinking of Linda mind you.

She shorts me about 5 minutes and just keeps repeating "Ok?

I drop 60 mangos and stumble out the door.

Papasan is outside having a smoke, I can steal hear the saxophone tunes and I will be dreaming of Linda tonight.

[AlCapone2006]

Can you help us out by simply providing us the name of the shop and perhaps an address or cross streets? Maybe I missed something, but I clicked your links and yet did not see any Massage Parlors (which is the subject of this forum).

Call and find out for yourself. I never said it's an AMP. It's a dungeon. LOL. House to you.