Massage Parlor Reports

[ChiTownP]

Someone posted a favorable review of Momo on 1/1. Also, there are two Latinas now at Orange.

Anyone see Momo or any of the new line up at orange yet. ? Mood is striking today. I read the reviews on the latina.

[Bambinos1987]

Anyone see Momo or any of the new line up at orange yet. ? Mood is striking today. I read the reviews on the latina.

[SpaGuy21]

Recently was contacted by a provider whose been out of the game for about 6 months and she said she was taking appointments (Probably not who you are thinking of since she was pretty UTR and I'm not sharing her number anyways, sorry). So we setup an appointment at Lucky Star on Broadway, North of Irving Park. When I get there, unexpectedly, Sarah of New Hope then Belmont fame opens the door! Man, what a great little sex kitten and she still looks great. I had my session which was decent but seeing Sarah there was a bonus. Lucky Star must've had a change in ownership or management. Seems like the Belmont gals have Broadway on lockdown with Anna / Eva MMSing Broadway Spa a block away.

[DMichaels69]

What you be talkin about? LMAO.

I think you misinterpreted my post but appreciate the offer. I've been messing around in the Chicagoland scene for 15+ years, I think I'm good. I don't need a lesson in how to blame myself for a crappy experience.

[SpaGuy21]

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Ask your bookers, ask other mongers, heck even ask the girls. Get some experiences 😂.

Feel free to msg me if you need assistance as to what's the best time to fuck the chicks, what to expect and whatnot.

If I'm going down on a chick, I will generally shave beforehand. I keep a portable electric shaver in my car for that.

I've had bad reviews and good ones. Some horrible but I don't try to make it as the girls faults most of the time. Sometimes it's me. I don't post most of my bad reviews but feel free to contact me if you wanna learn 😂

I think you misinterpreted my post but appreciate the offer. I've been messing around in the Chicagoland scene for 15+ years, I think I'm good. I don't need a lesson in how to blame myself for a crappy experience.

[Bambinos1987]

I feel like I have seen this picture too many times. Has anyone actually met her?

Are these the 2 at helps you were talking about?

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[JamesWords]

Guess you didn't read the post on Tokyo, about 10 prior to yours, where the guy payed for "VIP" but got "basic" and was out the door in 20 minutes. Not hating, as you said, it is what it is.

I do think "VIP" should include proper "boom boom", that's a realistic expectation, right? Again, not hating and I guess I just don't sugar-coat things. As far as the penthouse reviews, I usually just keep scrolling, hahaha. "Penthouse review" is a term to describe fantasy and I'm not here to read other guys' fantasies, hahaha.

Hey man sometimes dudes be ugly or have a massive dick or is rough. Sometimes girls be working all day and you don't want to deal with more clients.

Got to know your type, keep a good hygiene and go for the VIP service when you know the girls aren't all fucked for the day.

Ask your bookers, ask other mongers, heck even ask the girls. Get some experiences 😂.

Feel free to msg me if you need assistance as to what's the best time to fuck the chicks, what to expect and whatnot.

If I'm going down on a chick, I will generally shave beforehand. I keep a portable electric shaver in my car for that.

I've had bad reviews and good ones. Some horrible but I don't try to make it as the girls faults most of the time. Sometimes it's me. I don't post most of my bad reviews but feel free to contact me if you wanna learn 😂

[JamesWords]

They don't have a real website. Can anyone speak to their rates, both listed (incl nuru or ts upgrade), and tipping if you happen to know. Thanks.

50 hhr 70 hr. Upgrades are with the girls but you should be expecting $100 for regular covered and $200 for GFE.

[JamesWords]

How old is Yoyo compared to Anne?

Check the Twitter bro. They posted a vid where you can see her actual appearance for like 2 secs. Looks like a cute spinner in mid 20's. So should be around the same as Anne. If they're older Idgaf since they still look hot af.

[JasonWi]

Stopped by Tokyo. Another monger entered same time. Anne opened door we both go in. I let other guy choose (since I have seen Anne about 15 times in past) and would be happy with either. He picked Anne- yoyo was standing there in the smallest jean skirt ever invented. Size minus zero zero and about 3 inch inseam- my hand is way bigger than her skirt- good thing her pussy shaved or hair would show- amazing! I go in the room with 80 lb yoyo. Kiss, pay VIP, get ready for nuru table. Anne beat us to it with her guy, I already showered so I lead yoyo back onto the table, legs up and start to eat lunch. Shave exposed great pussy with a clit staring out. After a few good licks, yoyo moans and shivers and puts a paper towel down there- she is a Squirter!! Bonus- I have been missing squirter KK for months. Switch to bbj, then 69- she does great bbj- after about 15 minutes I realize- she wants me to pop! Not so fast lady I turn her firm tiny little butt around and say lets play. I never push but. I did come here for some boom Covers all while saying too big (average above average) lubes and she refuses cg- start mish she is careful to slowing insert barely past the head- and no more. 30 second mish, says too big try doggy, again only well lubed head, ok for about a minute, then lazy dog a couple minutes again head only. I tell her it is ok. I will never cum only going in one inch. Finish BBBJCIM. Since plenty of time left, kiss, cuddle, translator talk, and shower. Out the door. So I will not repeat because I like the boom as well as the eating. I loved her attitude, loved her look, loved her squirting- so that is why I say A plus plus as long as you are below average. Very nice girl. SF.

How old is Yoyo compared to Anne?

[Jay117]

They don't have a real website. Can anyone speak to their rates, both listed (incl nuru or ts upgrade), and tipping if you happen to know. Thanks.

[SpaGuy21]

Not sure what "another bad" is suppose to mean?

Guess you didn't read the post on Tokyo, about 10 prior to yours, where the guy payed for "VIP" but got "basic" and was out the door in 20 minutes. Not hating, as you said, it is what it is.

I just report so others can enjoy-
do not always hate on the "penthouse gfe reviews"- ymmv but please keep expectation realistic

I do think "VIP" should include proper "boom boom", that's a realistic expectation, right? Again, not hating and I guess I just don't sugar-coat things. As far as the penthouse reviews, I usually just keep scrolling, hahaha. "Penthouse review" is a term to describe fantasy and I'm not here to read other guys' fantasies, hahaha.

[JamesWords]

Some Good News and Some Bad News.

She Is Real. BUT.

Orange: Victoria ad says 21. But she's in her 30's.

Yesterday, January 2nd made an appointment to see this beautiful lady / woman hoping she was the lady in the picture. And OMG she was. I was all excited to see and enjoy my experience with her. I start chat with her letting her know I've been a frequent flyer and was looking for her to give her best performance. And honesty is not key with these ladies. I got a mediocre performance.

She set a timer and I told her NICE That's very professional of you other ladies don't do that. But little did I know she set 2 timers on for 30 minutes and the other for 60 minutes. So. Before she starts she's on the phone for like 5 minutes. I had to tell her to put the phone down.

She starts with BBBJ. Gets me rock hard and tells me you are not planning to fuck me long and hard with that. (On her defense I am bigger than average) (eight inches long and six. Five inches of girth) As a matter of fact I don't even want you deep inside me. And you better be quick. Like WTF. So. I had a feeling of how this was going to go and I wasn't wrong. I should have walked out. But I stayed. We start with mish were she hold me from going deep inside her. Now. I'm a little mad because the kitty wasn't even tight. Like WTF. How can you complain about my size if I can't even feel myself inside you. And she had lube for days. Smh. She gets on top for 2 minutes. First timer goes off. Now she's trying to scam me. I'm like No. No. No. Check your time or last text message you sent out. I still had 30 minutes left. So. We go back at it and then she stops me with 10 minutes to go and says you are done. I'm done with you. You need to leave.

So. I get ready to leave. But I'm still in the mood and call management and ask for the best Asian available I was told it was Momo. We meet she goes to get ready and so am I. Goes to the office, they are talking amongst themselves in the office she come back sees me undressed and declines me at half staff. Like really WTF. She gives money back and tells me to leave.

Bro you just boasting now. 8 inches and 6 girth that's bbc category. Average is only around 5. 5 and 4. The fuck? You should move to Miami for them pornos.

[JamesWords]

Stopped by Tokyo. Another monger entered same time. Anne opened door we both go in. I let other guy choose (since I have seen Anne about 15 times in past) and would be happy with either. He picked Anne- yoyo was standing there in the smallest jean skirt ever invented. Size minus zero zero and about 3 inch inseam- my hand is way bigger than her skirt- good thing her pussy shaved or hair would show- amazing! I go in the room with 80 lb yoyo. Kiss, pay VIP, get ready for nuru table. Anne beat us to it with her guy, I already showered so I lead yoyo back onto the table, legs up and start to eat lunch. Shave exposed great pussy with a clit staring out. After a few good licks, yoyo moans and shivers and puts a paper towel down there- she is a Squirter!! Bonus- I have been missing squirter KK for months. Switch to bbj, then 69- she does great bbj- after about 15 minutes I realize- she wants me to pop! Not so fast lady I turn her firm tiny little butt around and say lets play. I never push but. I did come here for some boom Covers all while saying too big (average above average) lubes and she refuses cg- start mish she is careful to slowing insert barely past the head- and no more. 30 second mish, says too big try doggy, again only well lubed head, ok for about a minute, then lazy dog a couple minutes again head only. I tell her it is ok. I will never cum only going in one inch. Finish BBBJCIM. Since plenty of time left, kiss, cuddle, translator talk, and shower. Out the door. So I will not repeat because I like the boom as well as the eating. I loved her attitude, loved her look, loved her squirting- so that is why I say A plus plus as long as you are below average. Very nice girl. SF.

Shit she squirts? I might do a double with her and Anne or one after the other. Still got to write my Amy review in a bit.

Not sure if yoyo will be around when I'm free to go to the city again.

[Zagal]

Some Good News and Some Bad News.

She Is Real. BUT.

Orange: Victoria ad says 21. But she's in her 30's.

Yesterday, January 2nd made an appointment to see this beautiful lady / woman hoping she was the lady in the picture. And OMG she was. I was all excited to see and enjoy my experience with her. I start chat with her letting her know I've been a frequent flyer and was looking for her to give her best performance. And honesty is not key with these ladies. I got a mediocre performance.

She set a timer and I told her NICE That's very professional of you other ladies don't do that. But little did I know she set 2 timers on for 30 minutes and the other for 60 minutes. So. Before she starts she's on the phone for like 5 minutes. I had to tell her to put the phone down.

She starts with BBBJ. Gets me rock hard and tells me you are not planning to fuck me long and hard with that. (On her defense I am bigger than average) (eight inches long and six. Five inches of girth) As a matter of fact I don't even want you deep inside me. And you better be quick. Like WTF. So. I had a feeling of how this was going to go and I wasn't wrong. I should have walked out. But I stayed. We start with mish were she hold me from going deep inside her. Now. I'm a little mad because the kitty wasn't even tight. Like WTF. How can you complain about my size if I can't even feel myself inside you. And she had lube for days. Smh. She gets on top for 2 minutes. First timer goes off..

I made plans to see her soon also but now I most likely won't. That juicy looking ass is useless with a loose kitty and that attitude. They've also posted recently about another Latina (Colombian) named Sara just starting there, but Sara's pics I'd take a guess are not accurate. Someone can correct me if I'm wrong.