Massage Parlor Reports

[SkipF69]

Not sure what "another bad" is suppose to mean? No session has absolutely everything in a dream. It was a great session, even some of my Anne sessions are not perfect- I just report so others can enjoy- too many others like to hide and be negative- BTW many guys do the girls I like and never report. It is what it is- the forum would look weird if zero posted good service, nothing to troll- ha. Lastly, I realize some guys do the 140 or 160 and then are haters on vip- everyone please keep expectations realistic: if paying 140 or 160 for covered pop and leave- do not always hate on the "penthouse gfe reviews"- ymmv but please keep expectation realistic and be respectful of these providers. SF

So A-plus if you've got a small Johnson, got it. Otherwise, paying for VIP and no proper "boom boom".

Man sounds like another bad experience at Tokyo, er, at least not very "VIP".

[YuhColoy]

Some Good News and Some Bad News.

She Is Real. BUT.

Orange: Victoria ad says 21. But she's in her 30's.

Yesterday, January 2nd made an appointment to see this beautiful lady / woman hoping she was the lady in the picture. And OMG she was. I was all excited to see and enjoy my experience with her. I start chat with her letting her know I've been a frequent flyer and was looking for her to give her best performance. And honesty is not key with these ladies. I got a mediocre performance.

She set a timer and I told her NICE That's very professional of you other ladies don't do that. But little did I know she set 2 timers on for 30 minutes and the other for 60 minutes. So. Before she starts she's on the phone for like 5 minutes. I had to tell her to put the phone down.

She starts with BBBJ. Gets me rock hard and tells me you are not planning to fuck me long and hard with that. (On her defense I am bigger than average) (eight inches long and six. Five inches of girth) As a matter of fact I don't even want you deep inside me. And you better be quick. Like WTF. So. I had a feeling of how this was going to go and I wasn't wrong. I should have walked out. But I stayed. We start with mish were she hold me from going deep inside her. Now. I'm a little mad because the kitty wasn't even tight. Like WTF. How can you complain about my size if I can't even feel myself inside you. And she had lube for days. Smh. She gets on top for 2 minutes. First timer goes off. Now she's trying to scam me. I'm like No. No. No. Check your time or last text message you sent out. I still had 30 minutes left. So. We go back at it and then she stops me with 10 minutes to go and says you are done. I'm done with you. You need to leave.

So. I get ready to leave. But I'm still in the mood and call management and ask for the best Asian available I was told it was Momo. We meet she goes to get ready and so am I. Goes to the office, they are talking amongst themselves in the office she come back sees me undressed and declines me at half staff. Like really. WTF. She gives money back and tells me to leave.

[Bylethe]

I opted for an hour. I was exhausted when I left. We were like 2 teenagers with raging hormones. She is not young. Ample breasts, D cup, perfect for tittie fucking. The carnal frenzy didn't stop there. No request went unfulfilled. So glad I stopped in. She didn't want to stop. She tried to get me up for another round of carnal enjoyment. I failed. She wore me out.

Never watched the clock. The session was refreshly different from other AMPs. No rush, no cum quick, and no GPS.

Lala has talents. YMMV, as always.

[SpaGuy21]

Stopped by Tokyo.
30 second mish, says too big try doggy, again only well lubed head, ok for about a minute, then lazy dog a couple minutes again head only. I tell her it is ok. I will never cum only going in one inch. Finish BBBJCIM. Since plenty of time left, kiss, cuddle, translator talk, and shower. Out the door. So I will not repeat because I like the boom as well as the eating. I loved her attitude, loved her look, loved her squirting- so that is why I say A plus plus as long as you are below average. Very nice girl. SF.

So A-plus if you've got a small Johnson, got it. Otherwise, paying for VIP and no proper "boom boom".

Man sounds like another bad experience at Tokyo, er, at least not very "VIP".

[Lan7600]

She is Colombiana not Mexican and pictures are 100% accurate she is thick. Opt for 45 since I like to enjoy the experience not just in and out. I lay down on massage table and watched her undressed and wow she has a body, still 50/50 if she has enhancements but didn't bother me since they are the perfect size to suck on. Light massage faced down nothing special, turned over and she started preparing jr with alcohol for BBBJ. She can go down and she is not afraid to use spit. Loved it when she was using jr to slap her face. Told her to lay down and worked my way down to her delicious shaved pink kitty for daty. She likes it slow but naturally I started to go faster and I could tell by her body reaction and her moans she was enjoying it to the point I made her O. Put the rubber on and on to main course. Started with mish and just looking at her face and moans as I tapped her was amazing. Switched to DS and with an ass like that it's a MUST. Still had fuel left and went to standing mish and lastly CG. Unfortunately, she couldn't do reverse CG but we both finished right on time before time expired. Overall, great experience and was never rushed and she truly enjoyed it, definitely would repeat. She says she is from NY and it's her first time in Chicago, treat her nice guys! Damage $$.

[Sliding]

It appears the two latinas have left now, the booker told me when I tried to set up second meeting. They did send pics of the two new replacements, has anyone tried the new latina today? TIA.

Are these the 2 at helps you were talking about?

[LookinAround1]

The well reviewed Judy left Chicago at the end of November. And she was at Kedzie spa the month of November, which you can verify on their X account. So you are either really late with your report or you saw the other Judy who was there on 12/21. She only lasted like a couple of days as there was another girl who replaced her per the X account.

I saw the other judy. It was on the Friday before Christmas.

[GMoney05]

Bro 819 is straight up nasty. I had the extreme displeasure of being invited to shower there for the first time recently--mold mold mold, stickers covering holes in the drywall, sink was putrid, cobwebs everywhere. Fuckin sick.

Hey 819 owners, invest some of your profits into that disintegrating building please.

Yeah took my cousin and he said the same thing. He even felt like they don't change the towels on the beds. In the room I was In I seen A blanket like the girl Massaging me sleeps there and that's her bedroom. Room didn't even smell fresh. Some of these places I am aware aren't real Spa's just fronts and really A brothel. There's no way she was A real MT her Massage skills were terrible. I would say recently I went to West River Spa and was shocked It was so clean. Nobody even mentions It on here either. West River Spa and Princess Thai on Belmont have the best Shower Rooms I've seen around Chicago. 819 was by far the dirtest and T-Pro Is cleaner just don't smell that fresh also.

[MushroomGod]

Interesting that even though the fee is same, they include BBBJ at spa, because at PD it isn't.

Any idea if they do "half" (BBBJ + cim) for 140?

140 gets everything covered and is more of a quick visit then hhr. Typical tip for bbj is an extra 40.

[SkipF69]

Stopped by Tokyo. Another monger entered same time. Anne opened door we both go in. I let other guy choose (since I have seen Anne about 15 times in past) and would be happy with either. He picked Anne- yoyo was standing there in the smallest jean skirt ever invented. Size minus zero zero and about 3 inch inseam- my hand is way bigger than her skirt- good thing her pussy shaved or hair would show- amazing! I go in the room with 80 lb yoyo. Kiss, pay VIP, get ready for nuru table. Anne beat us to it with her guy, I already showered so I lead yoyo back onto the table, legs up and start to eat lunch. Shave exposed great pussy with a clit staring out. After a few good licks, yoyo moans and shivers and puts a paper towel down there- she is a Squirter!! Bonus- I have been missing squirter KK for months. Switch to bbj, then 69- she does great bbj- after about 15 minutes I realize- she wants me to pop! Not so fast lady I turn her firm tiny little butt around and say lets play. I never push but. I did come here for some boom Covers all while saying too big (average above average) lubes and she refuses cg- start mish she is careful to slowing insert barely past the head- and no more. 30 second mish, says too big try doggy, again only well lubed head, ok for about a minute, then lazy dog a couple minutes again head only. I tell her it is ok. I will never cum only going in one inch. Finish BBBJCIM. Since plenty of time left, kiss, cuddle, translator talk, and shower. Out the door. So I will not repeat because I like the boom as well as the eating. I loved her attitude, loved her look, loved her squirting- so that is why I say A plus plus as long as you are below average. Very nice girl. SF.

[ChockWow]

Went really, really late last night after deciding either Anne or Yoyo would be a nice treat to end New Year day. Felt really bad as rang the bell shortly after 1 with Yoyo in an oversized t-shirt answering and saying ok. Wanted to get at least a table shower so convinced her for at least 45 minutes.

Very naturally good looking girl with a cute face (no make-up at the time as I think she was really ready for sleep.) Good service where she washed me up before and after. Still had a blast even though both of us were very tired. Will definitely see her again during the day before she leaves back to LA I believe.

Oh and pictures and videos seem real, but breasts seem more exaggerated in those. She's a very petite girl with a spinner body.

[OF Charlie]

Interesting that even though the fee is same, they include BBBJ at spa, because at PD it isn't.

Any idea if they do "half" (BBBJ + cim) for 140?

I gave the explanation already. Different payouts.

Ask the girl. Each girl is different. I highly doubt many girls will do it.

[OF Charlie]

I'm late for the review, but here goes. I went to Tokyo and I got Judy. I'm guessing she was the only one there due to how fast she got me in and out. Called the number on the Twitter page, was told to wait 10 minutes. After 15 minutes I went up and rang the doorbell and Judy greeted me already naked, which was a surprise to me. I guess she didn't have time to redress after the previous monger.

She asked if I had called and I told her I did and pointed to the VIP service after getting a text from the number I called. Not sure if she understood the service I wanted, because I paid for the VIP service, but all I got was their basic option of BBBJ, and FS, after a decent massage. I was in and out within 20 minutes.

I'm not complaining about the service she provided but I was expecting (and hoping) the ts and other included services in the VIP option.

Massage: 8 out of 10.

Service: 7 out 10 from what I got.

I'll see if I can visit Anne before she leaves Tokyo after I save up more money.

The well reviewed Judy left Chicago at the end of November. And she was at Kedzie spa the month of November, which you can verify on their X account. So you are either really late with your report or you saw the other Judy who was there on 12/21. She only lasted like a couple of days as there was another girl who replaced her per the X account.

[Moss734]

I'm late for the review, but here goes. I went to Tokyo and I got Judy. I'm guessing she was the only one there due to how fast she got me in and out. Called the number on the Twitter page, was told to wait 10 minutes. After 15 minutes I went up and rang the doorbell and Judy greeted me already naked, which was a surprise to me. I guess she didn't have time to redress after the previous monger.

She asked if I had called and I told her I did and pointed to the VIP service after getting a text from the number I called. Not sure if she understood the service I wanted, because I paid for the VIP service, but all I got was their basic option of BBBJ, and FS, after a decent massage. I was in and out within 20 minutes.

I'm not complaining about the service she provided but I was expecting (and hoping) the ts and other included services in the VIP option.

Massage: 8 out of 10.

Service: 7 out 10 from what I got.

I'll see if I can visit Anne before she leaves Tokyo after I save up more money.

So how much did you spend for the VIP? Was there miscommunication and you actually paid regular price or did she indeed shaft you after you paid what they want for VIP?

[HeyHaveACigar]

819 Is mediocre plus they have an odd smell and the girls I believe sleep there they always look like they just woke up from A nap. Bad parking also busy street people look at you coming out when you leave. If you want A good Massage only and no Sex than go to Sunkiss on Chicago Ave they turned legit and out the Happy Ending business. Now I just this weekend had A good Massage and good Hand-Shake was at West River Spa on Grand. Be careful some of these Spa's do cut actual Massage time and ask to "Turn Over" like 8-10 minutes In. Another option for A good Massage Is Lucky Spa on Western ask for Cherry she always wears A red dress. She only does Hand-Shakes If you ask.

Bro 819 is straight up nasty. I had the extreme displeasure of being invited to shower there for the first time recently--mold mold mold, stickers covering holes in the drywall, sink was putrid, cobwebs everywhere. Fuckin sick.

Hey 819 owners, invest some of your profits into that disintegrating building please.