Massage Parlor Reports

[BobbiBrown1981]

How did GS Oxon Hill go from top flight experiences to threatening getting banned from the forum in just a couple months? I've been there a couple times in the past and had some good experiences. But now I'm reading things that don't seem like the same place I went to. I didn't like the long drive but the service was good, the providers were decent, and it was a better experience than what I've read in the forums on here. Guess those glory days are over. Any suggestions on where Howard county folks can go?

[WordEmUp123]

The new MMS at Angel Acu in CP is a bit disorganized. This report / review is late because I just got back from Barbados, where there is no such action like this.

I made a visit on 12-23 and I made an appointment at 6 PM for Happy. I get there and they're just letting mad people walk in ahead of me so I got bumped. MMS put me in a little holding room while the others got their rub and tugs I guess.

I was in the little spot for a good 20 minutes and ready to go but one of the girls came in and sat on my lap to keep me company but as cute as she was, I was in the mood for Happy and those natural Ds.

Paid house for 1 hour (. 70). Happy was slow to remember me (I realized during my wait that a lot of other Black dudes patronized the spot) but she then remembered me at the TS. I have my cash out (because I was not going to pay a cent more. Happy tried to say "I told you bring $. 40 for extras" and I just stared at her like a goof.

That said, she gave a much worse massage than the great one from my first time but the CBJ was FIRE and she really got into it. Started off MISH and ended in DS. I popped in the bag.

Things got interesting after I popped because I was still ready to go and she gave me a rough, if efficient HJ and kissed the head with the man batter still on it. I don't like bare anything so I wasn't enthused but why not. That said, I may have to switch it up. I haven't tried VIP or RS yet. I tried GS and that was one of the worst experiences I've ever had with some old face chick named Momo. Then I got another grandma in Serenity in Waldorf but I walked out of there.

Happy New Year, monger bros.

[BMoreDog69]

The benefits and joys of being a regular regular and in the right place at the right time. As I am sure all are aware, this is a very YMMV thing, and a first for me.

I had a pre-Christmas session scheduled with Anna, and after our meet & greet we headed to the TS. Before I knew what was happening, Candy joined us in the TS, and both ladies stripped down for some extra soapy slipping and sliding fun in the TS.

I hope everyone had a safe and fun Christmas session with someone nice.

[Admin2]

You may have noticed some changes in your reports, I can get much more creative than that if this shit doesn't stop. I fucking hate shills and will fuck with your posts if you keep making fake accounts.

If that doesn't stop you I will forbid any mention of your place on the forum.

Try me and see if I'm fucking lying.

A2

[SeniorFawn]

Seen Wendy 2 times at Angel A. Hope her thighs are a bit thicker. But actually her body looks REALLY amazing. 5,8-9" with high heels. Slender body. C top. Sexy oval face. Nice eye contact when she gobbles head. Big apple ass in DS. She's fun to be so you won't regret. Just treat her nice then you will fully enjoy the adventure.

[FatMan89]

What other two BBFS places were those that closed?

MJ1.

One was RL. The other was a place in Upper Marlboro called Asian bodywork's. I wish I could find another.

[MrJusnupin1]

Hey guys has anyone had any BBFS luck recently around here. Trying to find a new place since my other 2 places closed.

What other two BBFS places were those that closed?

MJ1.

[Coxoxo000]

Well my luck ran out at this place, I had gotten comfortable here and saw Sophia. I had to take a piss and went to the bathroom. The service was so so which surprised me. When it was over I got my wallet and it was empty, I had a 150 dollars. I lost my shit and started yelling. That brought the mama, when I complained she took me to the office and showed me a picture of my car parked in front and a scan of my DL which has my address, she told me that if I make any trouble the photo of my car will get mailed to my address.

Stay away.

[Hans3]

Guys. As I've written before, I had robotic prostate surgery about three years ago. The surgeon saved the nerves, so I can still orgasm as good as ever. But, they are dry. This confuses our faithful K-Girl technicians who are expecting me to squirt. I'm to the point where I'm doing pump therapy. But, even after three years, I can't get hard enough for penetration. She can get me worked up, but I can't sustain it. I'm taking prescribed low-dose Cialis and am not ready to give myself a shot of Trimix in the plumbing. So, an alternative is to put on a penis ring. The ones that came with the pump will do the trick but you're not supposed to wear them for more than 30 minutes. So, the question is: Has anyone ever worn a penis ring during a session? If so, when do you put it on? How did the technician react? I know this sounds like it should be on WebMD or something. Thanks!

Hi Max, I always wear a cock ring. I just put it on when we are about to start on the fun part of the session and wear it throughout. This basically gets almost no reaction from the technician, although I remember one saying once that she thinks a lot of her customers would do well with one! Recently, another one said how well it worked. They tend to take it away afterwards and clean it with alcohol, and sort of make a big deal of giving it back to me. It's usually just wrapped in a paper towel, but a couple times at VIP they've given it back to me in a snack bag.

Rings come in all sorts of varieties. It's taken me while to find my preferred type. I can give you info on it, but this stuff is all personal. Good luck!

[FatMan89]

Hey guys has anyone had any BBFS luck recently around here. Trying to find a new place since my other 2 places closed.

[Max #01]

Guys. As I've written before, I had robotic prostate surgery about three years ago. The surgeon saved the nerves, so I can still orgasm as good as ever. But, they are dry. This confuses our faithful K-Girl technicians who are expecting me to squirt. I'm to the point where I'm doing pump therapy. But, even after three years, I can't get hard enough for penetration. She can get me worked up, but I can't sustain it. I'm taking prescribed low-dose Cialis and am not ready to give myself a shot of Trimix in the plumbing. So, an alternative is to put on a penis ring. The ones that came with the pump will do the trick but you're not supposed to wear them for more than 30 minutes. So, the question is: Has anyone ever worn a penis ring during a session? If so, when do you put it on? How did the technician react? I know this sounds like it should be on WebMD or something. Thanks!

[JustinBBiber]

I had a dream I went there. None of the ladies that were reviewed previously were present. (Bad sign). The walls remind me of ACE in Laurel, you can hear everything (Bad Sign). I asked for the lineup, only two girls was promised three (Bad Sign). So the two ladies were Smoking Hot (Non Korean- Bad sign). I thought maybe the cops took over the place, not the case. The tipping was higher than normal.

I chose "Ari" , Cuban. Was nice for a one and done, another country checked off! Would not repeat. As a side note her English was limited, primarily Spanish. But I know Spanish, surprise..

From looking at these pages that place obviously has a lot of people writing fake reviews, that is always a really bad sign for me. I know I'm new but I'll never go there.

[HardwoodFlores]

I would see her again. There are times when you want something unexpected. And times when you want to be sure of a good time. Ivy showed that she delivers with consistency. That's treasure when YMMV is the other option.

I met up with Ivy again and she's enjoyable but she has her routine. I just like to change the typical order. Ts, fun time and finishing with a massage. When places are busy, I'm fine with cutting short the massage. I want the bulk of the session dedicated to fun time. That's the biggest bang for the buck.

That's why I tend to visit escorts who are non native English speakers. I don't want to spend half the session chatting and getting to know them. We have all dealt with that attorney / accountant who is chatty and then we get a 1 hour bill for just having a quick question.

[DCHung]

I read the MD Massage forums on the regular. Some things I never forget. Some things get stored away and come back to me when triggered. This time it was too late.

I knew I had read about ivy but couldn't remember what it was when I made appointment But then when I was on the massage table asking her to dim the lights and she said no, later. Massage first, and I realized she had a routine, it started to come back. Yes she cleaned things super thoroughly during the table shower. Now I remembered that it didn't mean what I hoped on for massage table. I remembered that the massage would be long. I forgot that you said she makes access difficult by how she positions herself. Now I see your report again So true. She is very pleasant. Nice to look at. She teases like a champ. Until she doesn't. It was a little disappointing. Not bad. But could stayed home and read about it.

I met up with Ivy again and she's enjoyable but she has her routine. I just like to change the typical order. Ts, fun time and finishing with a massage. When places are busy, I'm fine with cutting short the massage. I want the bulk of the session dedicated to fun time. That's the biggest bang for the buck.

That's why I tend to visit escorts who are non native English speakers. I don't want to spend half the session chatting and getting to know them. We have all dealt with that attorney / accountant who is chatty and then we get a 1 hour bill for just having a quick question.

[ArtistOfWar1]

Seems CA is shutdown again.

A friendlyreminder to call ahead or there might not be room for you at the inn.