Massage Parlor Reports

[JMirage]

I don't doubt the nail salons are used the same way, .

If you even do some basic math with their prices and then look up what the average nail tech makes in Washington the it's pretty apprent there is a lot of unaccounted for cash.

Not a lot of laundering, just a lot of unreported earnings. They earn about 3 x what's reported. In the restraunt industry they expect a certain ratio of electronic to cash income. Not these places for some reason.

Source: the cash I spend on this hobby comes from nail techs.

[Thefourtwo5]

I have seen a few in Burien. A couple with entrances off the Main Street "back type Ally".

Anyone have news on these?

I've been to "Wellness Palace Spa" and "Smile Spa". Those are the names on RM anyway. Neither was FS for me, both standard HE. Smile Spa was an auntie, wellness I went to multiple times because she was young and attractive (at the time about a year ago) and gave a good massage. Both were $ total for the hour each time.

[Loren Daiz]

Can't keep the secret anymore. Visited twice and both times awesome!. I'd only see Tina as the other 3 gals I've seen in the lobby I prob wouldn't see but are prob Cuban, Creole (and my sure but not as hot as Tina who is viet and face 7 but body of 9 with awesome tits and great head game BBBJ. See Everett section for lots of discussion. Reason posting is she's is leaving Jan 2 for 1 month and then coming back but not sure if same location. Hottest aamp I've seen and best GFE with lots of dfk. Might try 3 times in a week! Go see! Yes called New spa.

[MyFunFriend101]

I have seen a few in Burien. A couple with entrances off the Main Street "back type Ally".

Anyone have news on these?

[MassageMeow]

Random question, does anyone know of a place, AMP or AAMP that does a legit manicure / pedicure with extras?

For years I was a nail biter so felt like my nails were too short for mani / pedis, but now I've kicked that habit, I'm looking to pick up a new habit as a reward to myself.

[Kinkaid69]

Thanks for the expert insight, facinating! This is the part I have trouble beleaving though, almost every time I visit an AMP I'm the only customer, how much money are they really making? My experice is limited, but I almost exclusivly stick to the reviewed, popular shops, and the only time they're busy is following a glowing review by Ausie. I've had several shops near home or work, driven by all times of day, and seen the parking lot always empty. I stop in once, just a granny by herself.

It seems more logical to me that they use the places to clean cash from foreign investors. I don't doubt the nail salons are used the same way, but I think most AMPs have a girl working every room all day long on paper. I think it's partly why they're a little evasive about who is working. They have extra girls on the payroll, who take a cut to cash a "paycheck", but never have to show up. Why not? It'd be almost imposible to disprove.

They have plenty of cash and make tons of money at these shops.

[DrtyHarry]

Salons. It was always fun getting a haircut and following it up with some good Asian pussy. Walking out of those salons where no one outside had any clue I just got laid had a je ne sais quoi.

I have experienced this in a few Asian countries you go in for a haircut, or foot massage or waxing or pedicure and can proposition them for more. They usually have 2-3 back rooms that are reserved for "massage" once in there you can negotiate services and price. I have done this a few times during travel. In the US I have one experience where after a pedicure and foot massage in that beautiful hot water where you dip your feet. The foot massage was so good I almost fell asleep. I told her it felt great and wondered if she would do a neck, head, shoulder and back. She said sure and led me into a back room. I did not get much there but did get a handjob. I really feel that was the exception though. If anyone has any good intel please share. I really love Asian women and love having them work on my feet, neck etc with a little extra at the end.

[SkeletonKey6]

...How does it work in a barber shop? Now I kinda want to try this out. What should I be looking for in signage that indicates a place is worth investigating?...

10-15 years ago in the largest city in the South.

Dozens of great service K, Thai, Viet AMPs / aamps with too many hot young Asian providers to pick from was the norm. There was an occasional auntie granny lurking around, but they were certainly very uncommon unlike today's Seattle shitshow. Perhaps the market was simply better in general with a ton of oil & gas $$ going all around in a stupidly inexpensive COL city. (CFS was 160 for AMP, 180-200 for aamp).

That city was drowning in so much hot young K, Viet, and Thai pussy that I guess it overflowed into the legit hair salons (not barbershops). There were 3 different hair salons I remember visiting having UTR CFS that one could find on that old EECO AMP message board. Please post or DM if anyone knows of similar UTR salon goings on in the Seattle area currently.

[k__rat]

Salons. It was always fun getting a haircut and following it up with some good Asian pussy. Walking out of those salons where no one outside had any clue I just got laid had a je ne sais quoi.

I had no idea this was ever a thing in the US. Happy Golden Street or whatever it was called in Beijing was impossible to walk down as single western man. The women working at the shops would literally come grab you by the arm and try to drag you inside. And the whole street was lined with them. At least it was that way twenty years ago, but I doubt much has changed.

But like I said I've never seen this in the US and don't inow how I'd even broach the topic. AMPs are easy, just run their calves and away you go. How does it work in a barber shop? Now I kinda want to try this out. What should I be looking for in signage that indicates a place is worth investigating? I've never seen an Asian style spinning "barber" sign in the US (and really they may be a little too on the nose.

I will say too that a really good scalp massage is one of the best non-sexual experiences ever. A good scalp massage *and* a BBBJ sounds like literal heaven.

[SkeletonKey6]

Salons. It was always fun getting a haircut and following it up with some good Asian pussy. Walking out of those salons where no one outside had any clue I just got laid had a je ne sais quoi.

That's why you always see Korean Hair Salons, Chinese Nail salons,...

[Mustang13]

I guess. Under the maxim of "don't do more than one crime at a time" it would seem more advisable to launder dirty money through a legit spa (or other cash business). AMPs draw LE attention all the time, why take the extra legal risk? Even a strip club seems like a less risky way to launder dirty money.

That's why you always see Korean Hair Salons, Chinese Nail salons, or Thai restaurants very close by. And they are usually pretty nice with most up-to-date massage chairs, and what-not, with rarely anyone inside. Think about it.

[k__rat]

I believe the primary purpose of AMPs is money laundering. Most these shops have almost zero traffic, there's no way they can even pay the rent, but what better cover for big crime than a small crime? That doesn't mean the cash ever goes near the parlor, but on paper they are probably booked solid.

I guess. Under the maxim of "don't do more than one crime at a time" it would seem more advisable to launder dirty money through a legit spa (or other cash business). AMPs draw LE attention all the time, why take the extra legal risk? Even a strip club seems like a less risky way to launder dirty money.

[Justice2001]

Anyone that has been can you recommend any names? Heard some older there but looking if they have any younger ones. About to go soon and I'll report back.

[Gostz1953]

Let me preface this by saying I am an accountant. My father was an accountant for 35 years. His GF is an owner of a spa in the area. They have plenty of cash and make tons of money at these shops. The problem is all the cash. Most of the girls that own these places in the area has an out of state girl that is on the lease and business license. That lady gets a cut of everything. They usually live in Hawaii or somewhere nice. Just raking in because they have the heat on them, but it looks like they have a profitable business, but a lot of the cash gets paid out to the working girls, mamasan and manager. Then the lady that manages it gets her cut. These girls get a W2 salary and everything. And cash. But they usually have to start another business like a nail salon to wash the cash through to be able to use it for loans etc. That business looks very profitable and doing well, but it's because of the cash being injected into it. 10 K a month isn't hard to put through a nail salon to wash it. Imagine owning 4. The rest that can't get washed through a business, get's washed through the casino. Take it there. Play table games for a while, take it out. Put money in slots, win some, lose some. They have around 100 W2 gs from the casinos a year. There is a money man that goes to each store throughout the day and picks up the cash. Sometimes multiple times a day. So they never leave it there long.

I know that they hide the cash they take in on site and move it out multiple times a day. So they probably don't ever have much cash on site.

There is something weird that doesn't add up from a money standpoint about most AMPs. And whatever is weird has been that way (weird) for a long time.

[EastsideD]

I walked in and they offer couples massage on the menu plus salt treatment is that usually a sign its legit? And the massassam looked older not sure if she was there to massage or not.

They're almost legit. My MT was looking over her shoulder and after some hesitation agreed to HE. Massage was pretty good.