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  1. #20668
    Quote Originally Posted by Vandald  [View Original Post]
    I've been trying to see Osita but I've had no luck. We chatted & I even told her you recommended her. We set up a date & time but when the day came she went silent. Perhaps it was just too soon after the holidays but I'm bummed it didn't happen. She's currently at the top of my list, and I'm still hoping to connect but so far we're off to a rough start.
    Just keep trying is my advise. She's 19 and girls that age are squirrely. I just saw her last week for $1. 5 for a half hour and tack on 2 more for bb. I usually don't do bb for health and safety but I made a rare call to do so with her including CIP. Felt beyond amazing with her riding cg.

  2. #20667

    No Luck So Far With Osita!

    Quote Originally Posted by Ejent  [View Original Post]
    She was out of the state for a week or two but she's back and serving up some amazing experiences. This one is stellar, so if you haven't tried her, get on over and see what she's about. Tell her EJ sent you.
    I've been trying to see Osita but I've had no luck. We chatted & I even told her you recommended her. We set up a date & time but when the day came she went silent. Perhaps it was just too soon after the holidays but I'm bummed it didn't happen. She's currently at the top of my list, and I'm still hoping to connect but so far we're off to a rough start.

  3. #20666

    Monica from VA

    Has anyone seen her before, we had texted before in like September but didn't get a chance meet up cause she moved to Virginia. Got a text today saying she was back but I never saw a review about her when she was here. If anybody has some information it would be great.

    https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ampa/162610644
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  4. #20665
    Quote Originally Posted by DingoReyez  [View Original Post]
    So I'm kinda in my idgaf mood this morning. I decided to wait a few days to do this report because on one hand I'm a nice guy (too nice sometimes), but also at my core I'm a person who is blunt and honest at all times. I held off because at first I thought I was going to sugarcoat it too much and that goes against my brand of authenticity. But I'm over it, so here goes:

    Had a dream about Kiara at Oasis. This was one of my last bucket list goals before I was completely satisfied with taking a backseat and riding off into the sunset. Timing finally worked out because we were both sleepy and fiending for a nap date at the same time for once.

    Got there and was greeted by the talk of the town. Beautiful Latin mami (idk if she actually is Latin, but the site says she is. Looks more white to me, but it doesn't really matter honestly. For the sake of the review she's a mami). Absolutely dropdead gorgeous and curvy. What I especially like is that her manmades don't actually feel manmade at all. Beautiful, proportionate, soft and silky. Freakin excellent.

    I had saw rumblings on the board she is willing to take a trip to Greece with you. As you know from my previous posts, I've always been curious about visiting that country. She confirmed she will take a trip with you to Greece as long as you handle her ticket. I checked online and flights for Greece only cost a Benjamin this time of year. Go figure.

    Anyways, after exchanging pleasantries for a bit, we finally board the flight. She eventually tells me to go faster and deeper so I did and that's when I get blasted by a poo smell. Eventually get told we need to use a new bag. Idk if I was pooped on or farted on (hard to tell in the dark red lighting of the room) but I obviously didn't recover from it. I really don't think annoyed is an accurate word, but I'm thinking, I did what you asked and then THAT was what happened. But it's all good. It was an experiment I'm happy I was apart of.

    Again, I am always unbiased and upfront so here's my conclusion: is she worth it? I'm not going to let my misfortune ruin it for her or the board. Yes. She checks all the boxes on what most people want. Curvy as hell, nice succulent lips (allows for kissing but not a fan of it), very nice and welcoming personality, and also what seems to be an open menu. Obviously, got caught in a traumatic situation, but I'll just chalk it up to "shit happens. ".
    Only fuck the opiate addicts in the ass.

  5. #20664
    Quote Originally Posted by SmittyQbert  [View Original Post]
    Imagine being married or with a GF and coming home all shit on. Yeah. That will go over well.
    "No honey, you should have seen it, homeless guy who happens to wear perfume jumped out of the bushes shit on me, but just my cock through my pants and underwear, then ran off into the darkness. Damndest thing. ".

  6. #20663
    Quote Originally Posted by BbbjtcLover  [View Original Post]
    Sorry that happened to you. Worst that has happened to me was when I came in a girl's mouth once and she puked over my cock.
    Ugg I had that happen once. Girl was fine with DT ect but the fool apparently had a large Mexican dinner and well taco dick.

  7. #20662
    Quote Originally Posted by DingoReyez  [View Original Post]
    So I'm kinda in my idgaf mood this morning. I decided to wait a few days to do this report because on one hand I'm a nice guy (too nice sometimes), but also at my core I'm a person who is blunt and honest at all times. I held off because at first I thought I was going to sugarcoat it too much and that goes against my brand of authenticity. But I'm over it, so here goes:

    Had a dream about Kiara at Oasis. This was one of my last bucket list goals before I was completely satisfied with taking a backseat and riding off into the sunset. Timing finally worked out because we were both sleepy and fiending for a nap date at the same time for once.

    Got there and was greeted by the talk of the town. Beautiful Latin mami (idk if she actually is Latin, but the site says she is. Looks more white to me, but it doesn't really matter honestly. For the sake of the review she's a mami). Absolutely dropdead gorgeous and curvy. What I especially like is that her manmades don't actually feel manmade at all. Beautiful, proportionate, soft and silky. Freakin excellent.

    I had saw rumblings on the board she is willing to take a trip to Greece with you. As you know from my previous posts, I've always been curious about visiting that country. She confirmed she will take a trip with you to Greece as long as you handle her ticket. I checked online and flights for Greece only cost a Benjamin this time of year. Go figure.

    Anyways, after exchanging pleasantries for a bit, we finally board the flight. She eventually tells me to go faster and deeper so I did and that's when I get blasted by a poo smell. Eventually get told we need to use a new bag. Idk if I was pooped on or farted on (hard to tell in the dark red lighting of the room) but I obviously didn't recover from it. I really don't think annoyed is an accurate word, but I'm thinking, I did what you asked and then THAT was what happened. But it's all good. It was an experiment I'm happy I was apart of.

    Again, I am always unbiased and upfront so here's my conclusion: is she worth it? I'm not going to let my misfortune ruin it for her or the board. Yes. She checks all the boxes on what most people want. Curvy as hell, nice succulent lips (allows for kissing but not a fan of it), very nice and welcoming personality, and also what seems to be an open menu. Obviously, got caught in a traumatic situation, but I'll just chalk it up to "shit happens. ".
    Sorry that happened to you. Worst that has happened to me was when I came in a girl's mouth once and she puked over my cock.

  8. #20661

    Alicia


  9. #20660
    Quote Originally Posted by RookieMonger  [View Original Post]
    Yeah, nope. Fawk that. For as many times as she stood me up / ghosted. Not just me but apparently a lot of you guys too.
    Guess you reap what you sow, right?

  10. #20659

    DingoReyez

    Hey, shit happens. LOL.

    Quote Originally Posted by DingoReyez  [View Original Post]
    So I'm kinda in my idgaf mood this morning. I decided to wait a few days to do this report because on one hand I'm a nice guy (too nice sometimes), but also at my core I'm a person who is blunt and honest at all times. I held off because at first I thought I was going to sugarcoat it too much and that goes against my brand of authenticity. But I'm over it, so here goes:

    Had a dream about Kiara at Oasis. This was one of my last bucket list goals before I was completely satisfied with taking a backseat and riding off into the sunset. Timing finally worked out because we were both sleepy and fiending for a nap date at the same time for once.

    Got there and was greeted by the talk of the town. Beautiful Latin mami (idk if she actually is Latin, but the site says she is. Looks more white to me, but it doesn't really matter honestly. For the sake of the review she's a mami). Absolutely dropdead gorgeous and curvy. What I especially like is that her manmades don't actually feel manmade at all. Beautiful, proportionate, soft and silky. Freakin excellent.

    I had saw rumblings on the board she is willing to take a trip to Greece with you. As you know from my previous posts, I've always been curious about visiting that country. She confirmed she will take a trip with you to Greece as long as you handle her ticket. I checked online and flights for Greece only cost a Benjamin this time of year. Go figure.

    Anyways, after exchanging pleasantries for a bit, we finally board the flight. She eventually tells me to go faster and deeper so I did and that's when I get blasted by a poo smell. Eventually get told we need to use a new bag. Idk if I was pooped on or farted on (hard to tell in the dark red lighting of the room) but I obviously didn't recover from it. I really don't think annoyed is an accurate word, but I'm thinking, I did what you asked and then THAT was what happened. But it's all good. It was an experiment I'm happy I was apart of.

    Again, I am always unbiased and upfront so here's my conclusion: is she worth it? I'm not going to let my misfortune ruin it for her or the board. Yes. She checks all the boxes on what most people want. Curvy as hell, nice succulent lips (allows for kissing but not a fan of it), very nice and welcoming personality, and also what seems to be an open menu. Obviously, got caught in a traumatic situation, but I'll just chalk it up to "shit happens. ".

  11. #20658
    Quote Originally Posted by HobbyMan2013  [View Original Post]
    Had something similar happen, although I left her something before dashing, for old times' sake. Definitely circling the drain and hope she makes some changes soon.
    Yeah, nope. Fawk that. For as many times as she stood me up / ghosted. Not just me but apparently a lot of you guys too. But again, we have senior members here who still swear she's the greatest thing since slice bread. To each their own I guess.

  12. #20657

    Tall Tampa trish

    Came up to Tampa for another round GFE it was even better than before headache was amazing it took a couple tries to reach her but the wait was worth it took some pictures pm for more info.
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  13. #20656
    Quote Originally Posted by RookieMonger  [View Original Post]
    Wow, to each your own but the way you guys rave about her. Actually made a date this morning and surprisingly she didn't ghost. She was late, I know shocking. But when she opened the door and I saw all the sore marks on her legs and she looked like total shit, I bailed. Now don't get me wrong, my standards aren't high at all but I was expecting the girl in the pics that she sent. They were way too filtered up to make her look more appealing. This is just my humble opinion. From all the rave reviews compared to what I saw, definitely disappointing.
    Had something similar happen, although I left her something before dashing, for old times' sake. Definitely circling the drain and hope she makes some changes soon.

  14. #20655
    Quote Originally Posted by Reaper400  [View Original Post]
    Reminds me of a vid I saw once, chick was riding a dude and jumped off him (cleary she felt something coming on) and blasted diarrhea all over him. OMFG can you imagine. Curious about the posting girls who off if and how they prepare to avoid such thing or is it just chance.
    Imagine being married or with a GF and coming home all shit on. Yeah. That will go over well.

  15. #20654
    Senior Member


    Posts: 1641

    You speak Greek enough it's going to happen

    Quote Originally Posted by WhosThirsty  [View Original Post]
    You were "happy" to be a part of being shit on? Yeah you definitely sugarcoat too much.
    You mess around with enough bungholes, even the best of us get a surprise now and then. Not like they do it on purpose, comes with the territory. Just know the risk going in.

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