Massage Parlor Reports

**JMirage** · 12-27-23 15:45

My regular legit massage girl is moving after 4 years. So I'm looking for a replacement in the and. Seattle, east side, up to Everett area.

If anyone knows of one that gives a great masaage, like deep sports style, and works on problem areas please share. Could be with or without extras, but in my experience, most of the extra girls can be good, but not great.

**GoaThillBilly** · 12-27-23 15:37

Originally Posted by Kinkaid69 [View Original Post]

How much cash can they actually have on site? I'd guess maybe two dozen appointments a day, there can't be more than 5 k laying around at any one time. Doesn't seem worth it.

*dons tin foil hat*

I believe the primary purpose of AMPs is money laundering. Most these shops have almost zero traffic, there's no way they can even pay the rent, but what better cover for big crime than a small crime? That doesn't mean the cash ever goes near the parlor, but on paper they are probably booked solid.

Your theory, which seems reasonable explains why there are new AMPs popping up all the time around Marysville and maybe LE is getting a kickback. It would be interesting (and boring) to watch a place for a few hours and see how busy (or not) that they are. As for the fact that some accept credit cards, that's true, but how many hobbyists use them at AMPs? I know I won't, no way.

**LikeThat888** · 12-27-23 13:49

Originally Posted by YumCatNine [View Original Post]

Did she take you by the hand to your room? This sounds like Cici who used to work at Aroma Valley Massage on 65th. She is indeed sexy and I was wondering where she went.

Greeted at door by Cici wearing a sleek robe which she quickly opened enough for me to see her low cut top underneath. Led me to room, and turned on space heater as I was first appointment early morning. Paid house fee and she quickly warmed me up. Gorgeous and playful. One of best looking I've been with. Was short on cash so settled for boob / nipple sucking along with mostly otc BTW. While she teased, tugged and stroked. HJ Finish. Will see her again when I've got enough $ for an appropriate tip. Got to believe she would be incredible.

**Kinkaid69** · 12-27-23 13:38

How much cash can they actually have on site? I'd gues maybe two dozen appointments a day, there can't be more than 5 k laying around at any one time. Doesn't seem worth it.

*dons tin foil hat*

I believe the primary purpose of AMPs is money laundering. Most these shops have almost zero traffic, there's no way they can even pay the rent, but what better cover for big crime than a small crime? That doesn't mean the cash ever goes near the parlor, but on paper they are probably booked solid.

Originally Posted by Gpc1085 [View Original Post]

My take on it is because a lot of these businesses are ran by criminal enterprises and are often armed believe it or not unlike dispensary's (muscle ha! What will that do?) not to mention all the surveillance cameras inside and outside of these places. Also, dispensaries deal SOLELY in cash, AMPs for the most part do (some places take card.

**LikeThat888** · 12-27-23 13:14

Great session with Cici early morning. Greeted at door by her wearing a slinky robe open enough to show her lowcut top. Led me to room and turned on heater. House standard. 6. Temp was cold as had just opened but she warmed me up quickly. She's gorgeous and playful. Probably best I've seen. I was short on $, so mostly limited to boob play / sucking and mostly OTC everywhere BTW. Will see her again when I can tip her better. Got to believe she's an incredible experience!

**LikeThat888** · 12-27-23 12:19

Originally Posted by BenchClot [View Original Post]

WeirdI always found Amy to be the most consistent combo experienceskilled and enthusiastic in both departments. She'll be missed if she went back to Chinahopefully Alice is right and then maybe she'll resurface.

Tried the new place on 101st and Greenwood seems like a legit place, but the massage was worth the cost, at least.

Saw Amy at Yili the other day. So if she had been gone, she's back. Beautiful face with great C's to play with. Slim waist and tight ass. Said she's 28, and I'm believing her. Space heater had temp in room way up, and she was sweating about 5 minutes in. Off came her top and the fun began. . 6 + benjamin. Great attitude and I left feeling great.

**Loren Daiz** · 12-27-23 11:35

First I'll say that this sucks you have to post this. I can't believe it so blatant.

Cutiefire24 claims she does on profile but not confirmed. She's also one of the hottest Asian providers I've seen.

https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?543562-Cutefire24

Wanting a massage parlor I might try "new spa" in Everett and see Tina. Damn hot too but have no idea for sure but provider's there vary in ethnic background.

Originally Posted by Mixed35 [View Original Post]

Like the title says, looking to see if y'all have any confirmed AA friendly AMP's I could got, that does more than HE. There's a few, and I mean very few, Asian providers on TNA that I've had a chance to meet and would love to indulge in more.

**Gpc1085** · 12-27-23 11:33

Originally Posted by GoaThillBilly [View Original Post]

I am really surprised that they don't get robbed since they deal mainly in cash. Weed shops also deal mainly in cash and are robbed a lot.

My take on it is because a lot of these businesses are ran by criminal enterprises and are often armed believe it or not unlike dispensary's (muscle ha! What will that do?) not to mention all the surveillance cameras inside and outside of these places. Also, dispensaries deal SOLELY in cash, AMP’s for the most part do (some places take card.

**ShinamotoJason** · 12-27-23 08:54

1. Lisa at Magnolia in Renton, early thirties, Chinese, amazing ass & legs, natural small Cs, pretty enough, $$. 5, available until early Feb 2024.

2. Rumor says a brand new K-org launching in the first week of Jan 2024; Bellevue??

3. Bebe, a classy K-GFE & K-Spa hybrid model, formerly with Lily Massage on Lake City Way, will visit Seattle in mid Jan or Feb 2024; TBA.

**Shogun Hua** · 12-26-23 19:51

Originally Posted by Mixed35 [View Original Post]

Like the title says, looking to see if y'all have any confirmed AA friendly AMP's I could got, that does more than HE. There's a few, and I mean very few, Asian providers on TNA that I've had a chance to meet and would love to indulge in more.

Please check out post #3128 in the Tacoma massage thread. I am not sure where that guy went, but sounds like they work with AA guys. Take it with a grain of salt though, sounds like that place is inconsistent or doesnt provide extras at all.

Another option could be Vancouver BC. Good luck!

**GoaThillBilly** · 12-26-23 16:31

Originally Posted by SkeletonKey6 [View Original Post]

Honestly cannot image a situation like this ever happening unless the monger is really drunk or high on something. It sounds like a great way to get your ass beat to a pulp (or worse) by the AMP's muscle department. All AMPs have somebody to call if mongers get ugly and it's not the police LOL.

I am really surprised that they don't get robbed since they deal mainly in cash. Weed shops also deal mainly in cash and are robbed a lot.

**MassagedGuy** · 12-26-23 16:20

Just wondering to see if there is an update on champion or softbay from anyone? Price wise and what they do.

**Mixed35** · 12-26-23 16:19

Like the title says, looking to see if y'all have any confirmed AA friendly AMP's I could got, that does more than HE. There's a few, and I mean very few, Asian providers on TNA that I've had a chance to meet and would love to indulge in more.

**MassagedGuy** · 12-26-23 16:18

I walked in and they offer couples massage on the menu plus salt treatment is that usually a sign its legit? And the massassam looked older not sure if she was there to massage or not.

**PurpleMist** · 12-26-23 02:16

Originally Posted by PoonHunter2 [View Original Post]

There was something about the bed page ads for Sunshine Spa / Sky Spa that got my attention. There are a couple of Sunshine Spas and sometimes this one is called Sky Spa. This is the one on 112th SE. In Everett. There were enough unique details about the girls that it got me curious, maybe it's real. https://us-everett.bedpage.com/bodyr.../23130836.html The promise of choosing your girl is always appealing to me, so I decided to take a chance on a half hour session and see what happened.

The door opened and the hottest tiny Asian girl I've ever seen let me in. She had a school girl dress on. I drew Sandy who is 5' tall and according to the ad, 88 lbs, 22 years old, and from Hong Kong. No granny here, she's definitely 22 or less. My brain turned off as soon as I saw her and I had no interest in asking about the lineup. Massage was okay, she did a lot of back walking which was fun.

On the flip we had a good covered time. The ads promise BBJTC, DFK, and 69. I play all safe, so these items and more may be available, but I didn't ask. She was agreeable to doing whatever I asked for, but she wasn't into it. I'm old and fat, so maybe that was a factor. If you are looking for GFE, I don't think you are going to get it from Sandy. But if you are looking to deal with some hot Asian school girl fantasies and don't mind her being passive, this is your girl.

The "spa" is a dump. Tiny "rooms" with walls that don't reach the ceiling. The location is in a small strip mall. It feels moderately safe considering some of the South Everett options.

I paid $50 for a half hour and $140 tip. When looking the ad up for this post, I saw the $140 special. I didn't know about the special, so I'm not sure what's the deal with that.

The girl who greeted me at the door was who I assume to be Sandy as she was wearing a school uniform. It's possible it wasn't Sandy but she didn't really impress me. Anyways I was going in to see Ross so asked for her. Her face was cute enough and slim-ish body. Laid down after giving. 6 for hr. She speaks little to no English. Asked for soft massage but she didn't understand that. But her massage wasn't too bad. Gave her the $140 and on the flip got BBBJ, BLS, LFK, nipple sucking and MSOG with HE. CG and RCG. I had a good time and probably will return. On the way out, saw a note saying new girls coming 12/30.