Massage Parlor Reports

[TempHerWick]

I stopped by Q and there was a guy working on his car outside. A GMC with a bunch of crap on top. He kept going in and out of Q. I decide to go grab a beer then check it out afterwards. A slim 30 something walked out, you could hear her washing her face and in PJ or something. I asked for the menu and it's standard and very limited. Out of the sudden the guy walks back in and they seem to connect like they are a couple, So I walked out. Cute girl though didn't want to deal with husband drama.

Everyday is a bunch of mamasan older 40+.

Amy at boba looks sleepy and yes wants $$ so I opted out.

Anybody visit Qs on Halsey recently? Reports have dropped off, and when I visit, the lady who comes to the locked door dismisses me with a busy at all hours of the day. This happened the last five times over several months (same lady, always seems sleepy). Used to love that place.

Everday (previously Zen) gets referenced often enough, but nobody ever mentions Qs anymore. Ive all but written them off.

Mini report: Did the rounds on the Eastside last week. Mostly grannies, but two notable younger ladies: Red 8 had a lady who looked remarkably like the actress Stephanie Hsu.

Red 8 doesnt get much love here, but its better than Massage Magic at Foster/82nd, which is close by.

Also, met Amy at Boba near 82nd and Duke. Holy she is definitely a unicorn in many respects, but also the first masseuse to suggest a $300 price tag. I demurred, and left with only a massage. Cute, but maybe a touch too young looking for my tastes. She was flexible in pricing, and went down considerable for non-full service offerings, but definitely what some call gps.

Are there other girls here?

[WarpFactor69]

Oh I did, but ultimately kept things pleasant (she even gave me her personal number, which I almost declined, but was touched by the gesture all the same).

I'm not one to get angered by a generous self assessment of worth, and while that $200 has gone far for you, it's a fiction to imagine you won't have to make adjustments in the future. As much as I prefer lower costs, keeping value static in the face of inflationary pressure translates to a devaluation on the overall worth of a service over time ($200 today is less than $200 a few years back, and tomorrow it will be worth even less).

That said, I never pay even $200 for full service. I just don't get bent out of shape if somebody wishes to value themselves more (e.g. I don't haggle or counter, etc).

p.s. Regarding Red 8, I neglected to add the Stephanie Hsu looking lady, while cute (ish), was busy. I promised to return, but ultimately spent time with Amy at Boba instead (albeit time that resulted ONLY in a massage).

You make some interesting points. If more secure confident men were willing to walk out then prices would remain more reasonable. I choose to not be part of the problem. Including rationalizing why it's okay. Not saying this is you this is for the guys that are giving tips that are unnecessarily High.

[Amp Guide]

Its very hard to find a place which stays consistent. The sad part is these girls are treated like commodity. They get moved around all the time. So when we find a nice girl. Sweet and willing. She only lasts a month or two. Grannies seem to stay a year or so. As such. What was yesterdays lousy service and poor choice of girls. Is tomorrows new found palace. The 4 on Millplane just past the hospital seems to be the new found fun places to visit. I take it with a grain of salt how fast these places change anymore. As for Dollars of contribution. Its all what you are comfortable affording. Each person has a set value. I tend to tip well and not haggle too much. Its hard to haggle with someone who will have the family jewels in their control. Some have a lot more disposable income than others. But a do it yours self HJ is always cheaper than a trip to the AMP. I tend to find pretty good service for the 200 mark or a min 100 over the house fee. The 100 over the house fee usually gets me what ever I want depending on the hotness and youth of the girl. The younger ones know what a unicorn they are and can certainly command more dollars. That said. Its a great day after Christmas to get out there and relax and get pampered. Remember We are paying for a service it should be about US not them. So just a reminder We are the customer.

Happy days.

[Qualish]

I'm still getting everything I want for 200 TOTAL at 95% of the places I visit. Thanks for the report and good on you for not giving in to greedy pussy. I always remind myself if one place says no to my offer the next one will say yes.

RESIST.

Oh I did, but ultimately kept things pleasant (she even gave me her personal number, which I almost declined, but was touched by the gesture all the same).

I'm not one to get angered by a generous self assessment of worth, and while that $200 has gone far for you, it's a fiction to imagine you won't have to make adjustments in the future. As much as I prefer lower costs, keeping value static in the face of inflationary pressure translates to a devaluation on the overall worth of a service over time ($200 today is less than $200 a few years back, and tomorrow it will be worth even less).

That said, I never pay even $200 for full service. I just don't get bent out of shape if somebody wishes to value themselves more (e.g. I don't haggle or counter, etc).

p.s. Regarding Red 8, I neglected to add the Stephanie Hsu looking lady, while cute (ish), was busy. I promised to return, but ultimately spent time with Amy at Boba instead (albeit time that resulted ONLY in a massage).

[WarpFactor69]

Anybody visit Qs on Halsey recently? Reports have dropped off, and when I visit, the lady who comes to the locked door dismisses me with a busy at all hours of the day. This happened the last five times over several months (same lady, always seems sleepy). Used to love that place.

Everday (previously Zen) gets referenced often enough, but nobody ever mentions Qs anymore. Ive all but written them off.

Mini report: Did the rounds on the Eastside last week. Mostly grannies, but two notable younger ladies: Red 8 had a lady who looked remarkably like the actress Stephanie Hsu.

Red 8 doesnt get much love here, but its better than Massage Magic at Foster/82nd, which is close by.

Also, met Amy at Boba near 82nd and Duke. Holy she is definitely a unicorn in many respects, but also the first masseuse to suggest a $300 price tag. I demurred, and left with only a massage. Cute, but maybe a touch too young looking for my tastes. She was flexible in pricing, and went down considerable for non-full service offerings, but definitely what some call gps.

Are there other girls here?

I'm still getting everything I want for 200 TOTAL at 95% of the places I visit. Thanks for the report and good on you for not giving in to greedy pussy. I always remind myself if one place says no to my offer the next one will say yes.

RESIST.

Edit to add amps I have visited more than once:
L&D on Glisan
L&H, main Street across from Tigard post office
Oriental Pearl on Cornell
Loki 82nd/Ramona
Yoyo on Willamette in West Linn
Nice on Joy in Beaver Town
Angel Foot, Hall/Locust Tigard
Tigard Foot, Hall/Pacific near Woodcrafter and Napa parts
Sunny, Mill Plain/Lieser, Vancouver
Sky City, Halsey/172nd
The amp at Mcloughlin/Meldrum
Calm Wind, Mcloughlin/Courtney
Foot Heaven on Harrison near Milwaukee Safeway
Starlight and Skylight on Barbur
The amp on Mill Plain in Vancouver, across from Pink spa
Nice Day near Tualatin McDonald's
Rainbow on Edgewater in Salem
Holiday in Salem
The amp on 182nd between Powell and Division
Lotus Flower on 94th, sort of behind the Clackamas DEQ

[Qualish]

Anybody visit Qs on Halsey recently? Reports have dropped off, and when I visit, the lady who comes to the locked door dismisses me with a “busy” at all hours of the day. This happened the last five times over several months (same lady, always seems sleepy). Used to love that place.

Everday (previously Zen) gets referenced often enough, but nobody ever mentions Q’s anymore. I’ve all but written them off.

Mini report: Did the rounds on the Eastside last week. Mostly grannies, but two notable younger ladies: Red 8 had a lady who looked remarkably like the actress Stephanie Hsu.

Red 8 doesnt get much love here, but its better than Massage Magic at Foster/82nd, which is close by.

Also, met Amy at Boba near 82nd and Duke. Holy she is definitely a unicorn in many respects, but also the first masseuse to suggest a $300 price tag. I demurred, and left with only a massage. Cute, but maybe a touch too young looking for my tastes. She was flexible in pricing, and went down considerable for non-full service offerings, but definitely what some call gps.

Are there other girls here?

[PdxLuvBB]

The only shop I know at that corner is called either dragon or magic. It's in a small Plaza with a few other shops, there is a McDonald's across the side street. That AMP also has a sister shop at the corner of king and 82nd, never had a good experience at either shop.

Is there a new shop on that corner called sky city? Isn't Sky City at the corner of Halsey and 172nd?

I've been to the one on Halsey and 172nd couple of times. First time about six months back and met a very pretty and slender 30 something with great fun. She was gone the second visit and met another less attractive but decent, guessing early 40's, slender and still fun. Haven't been back in couple of months. Too many new ones on the east side that I have yet experience but would like to see.

[Mqacme]

Any suggestions for providers that really enjoy DATY? Not just tolerate it, but want it and like it. For other activities, only a standard ending is expected.

Emily at Rose Massage next to the 60's nostalgia burger joint, a block south of MickyD's in Tualatin west of I-5, enjoys it. Sweet gal.

[Sliderin88]

Stopped by a new to me AMP that was the second one I've seen that had a bottle of mouth wash in the room but the first where it was used for sanitizing / disinfecting. BBBJ for her and DATY for me were minty fresh LOL.

I haven't seen that but I know a few who could've used it LOL. Thanks for any info.

[AmaznAzn]

Saw an old post asking about Sports Massage on 78th in Vancouver. The lady that has been there forever, Wei Wei, doesn't look bad- slim, mid 40's, nice C cups. However she's expensive and it's a not great experience, hurrying you up the whole time.

Another spot, Joy, at 78th and 99 is owned by the same lady that drives a white Audi SUV. She's fine looking but if she is working she will walk you back and then send in a granny to do the massage. I had a very bad experience when I refused the bait and switch and tried to get my money back.

Her name is Linda and she owns 3 or 4 spas within a stones throw of one another.

[WarpFactor69]

213 is 82nd avenue.

The only shop I know at that corner is called either dragon or magic. It's in a small Plaza with a few other shops, there is a McDonald's across the side street. That AMP also has a sister shop at the corner of king and 82nd, never had a good experience at either shop.

Is there a new shop on that corner called sky city? Isn't Sky City at the corner of Halsey and 172nd?

[Kittydad]

Foster and 213, where is that? Something is wrong with this post.

213 is 82nd avenue.

[EzEd1]

Saw an old post asking about Sports Massage on 78th in Vancouver. The lady that has been there forever, Wei Wei, doesn't look bad- slim, mid 40's, nice C cups. However she's expensive and it's a not great experience, hurrying you up the whole time.

Another spot, Joy, at 78th and 99 is owned by the same lady that drives a white Audi SUV. She's fine looking but if she is working she will walk you back and then send in a granny to do the massage. I had a very bad experience when I refused the bait and switch and tried to get my money back.

[WarpFactor69]

Came across Sky City Massage on the intersection of SE Foster and 213, and thought, "why not give it a shot?" Enter Amy. Her command of English isn't flawless, but our chemistry is undeniable. She's an intriguing woman in her late thirties, small-framed. Stands about 5 feet tall and weighs around 110 pounds. She has this lustrous long black hair that adds to her allure. And trust me, she's got more strength than her petite figure suggests.

Her massage technique? Exceptional. It was the perfect remedy for a hangover after a night of excessive indulgence. Her hands moved with a magical finesse, hitting all the right pressure points and effectively clearing my foggy mind.

The grand finale was the BBJ happy ending delivered by Amy; an experience that was nothing short of extraordinary. The sensation of her moist mouth. Oh boy, it was simply unparalleled. Kept me floating in a euphoric state throughout.

Amy's prowess goes beyond being good at her job, she's an artisan. She intuitively knows where to apply pressure, where to massage, and how to make you feel incredibly relaxed. All while ensuring your utmost comfort. Thanks to Amy, my wild night concluded on a blissful note. If you ever find yourself on SE Foster Road, do pay her a visit. You're in for a treat.

Foster and 213, where is that? Something is wrong with this post.

[KitWalker1967]

You might want to back up on this one, I am the one that recommended her to this gentleman. Previously, he contacted me saying he would be in town and asked me to make some suggestions, she was one of them. I know people disagree on her appearance, but I always have a good experience with her. Owner reviews have a different style than the way this is written. Another clue is to lread this person's previous posts.

Good Morning & Merry Christmas. I appreciate you stepping away from holiday festivities to speak up for me. Have a great day!