Massage Parlor Reports

[Coxoxo000]

Well my luck ran out at this place, I had gotten comfortable here and saw Sophia. I had to take a piss and went to the bathroom. The service was so so which surprised me. When it was over I got my wallet and it was empty, I had a 150 dollars. I lost my shit and started yelling. That brought the mama, when I complained she took me to the office and showed me a picture of my car parked in front and a scan of my DL which has my address, she told me that if I make any trouble the photo of my car will get mailed to my address.

Stay away.

[Hans3]

Guys. As I've written before, I had robotic prostate surgery about three years ago. The surgeon saved the nerves, so I can still orgasm as good as ever. But, they are dry. This confuses our faithful K-Girl technicians who are expecting me to squirt. I'm to the point where I'm doing pump therapy. But, even after three years, I can't get hard enough for penetration. She can get me worked up, but I can't sustain it. I'm taking prescribed low-dose Cialis and am not ready to give myself a shot of Trimix in the plumbing. So, an alternative is to put on a penis ring. The ones that came with the pump will do the trick but you're not supposed to wear them for more than 30 minutes. So, the question is: Has anyone ever worn a penis ring during a session? If so, when do you put it on? How did the technician react? I know this sounds like it should be on WebMD or something. Thanks!

Hi Max, I always wear a cock ring. I just put it on when we are about to start on the fun part of the session and wear it throughout. This basically gets almost no reaction from the technician, although I remember one saying once that she thinks a lot of her customers would do well with one! Recently, another one said how well it worked. They tend to take it away afterwards and clean it with alcohol, and sort of make a big deal of giving it back to me. It's usually just wrapped in a paper towel, but a couple times at VIP they've given it back to me in a snack bag.

Rings come in all sorts of varieties. It's taken me while to find my preferred type. I can give you info on it, but this stuff is all personal. Good luck!

[FatMan89]

Hey guys has anyone had any BBFS luck recently around here. Trying to find a new place since my other 2 places closed.

[Max #01]

Guys. As I've written before, I had robotic prostate surgery about three years ago. The surgeon saved the nerves, so I can still orgasm as good as ever. But, they are dry. This confuses our faithful K-Girl technicians who are expecting me to squirt. I'm to the point where I'm doing pump therapy. But, even after three years, I can't get hard enough for penetration. She can get me worked up, but I can't sustain it. I'm taking prescribed low-dose Cialis and am not ready to give myself a shot of Trimix in the plumbing. So, an alternative is to put on a penis ring. The ones that came with the pump will do the trick but you're not supposed to wear them for more than 30 minutes. So, the question is: Has anyone ever worn a penis ring during a session? If so, when do you put it on? How did the technician react? I know this sounds like it should be on WebMD or something. Thanks!

[JustinBBiber]

I had a dream I went there. None of the ladies that were reviewed previously were present. (Bad sign). The walls remind me of ACE in Laurel, you can hear everything (Bad Sign). I asked for the lineup, only two girls was promised three (Bad Sign). So the two ladies were Smoking Hot (Non Korean- Bad sign). I thought maybe the cops took over the place, not the case. The tipping was higher than normal.

I chose "Ari" , Cuban. Was nice for a one and done, another country checked off! Would not repeat. As a side note her English was limited, primarily Spanish. But I know Spanish, surprise..

From looking at these pages that place obviously has a lot of people writing fake reviews, that is always a really bad sign for me. I know I'm new but I'll never go there.

[HardwoodFlores]

I would see her again. There are times when you want something unexpected. And times when you want to be sure of a good time. Ivy showed that she delivers with consistency. That's treasure when YMMV is the other option.

I met up with Ivy again and she's enjoyable but she has her routine. I just like to change the typical order. Ts, fun time and finishing with a massage. When places are busy, I'm fine with cutting short the massage. I want the bulk of the session dedicated to fun time. That's the biggest bang for the buck.

That's why I tend to visit escorts who are non native English speakers. I don't want to spend half the session chatting and getting to know them. We have all dealt with that attorney / accountant who is chatty and then we get a 1 hour bill for just having a quick question.

[DCHung]

I read the MD Massage forums on the regular. Some things I never forget. Some things get stored away and come back to me when triggered. This time it was too late.

I knew I had read about ivy but couldn't remember what it was when I made appointment But then when I was on the massage table asking her to dim the lights and she said no, later. Massage first, and I realized she had a routine, it started to come back. Yes she cleaned things super thoroughly during the table shower. Now I remembered that it didn't mean what I hoped on for massage table. I remembered that the massage would be long. I forgot that you said she makes access difficult by how she positions herself. Now I see your report again So true. She is very pleasant. Nice to look at. She teases like a champ. Until she doesn't. It was a little disappointing. Not bad. But could stayed home and read about it.

I met up with Ivy again and she's enjoyable but she has her routine. I just like to change the typical order. Ts, fun time and finishing with a massage. When places are busy, I'm fine with cutting short the massage. I want the bulk of the session dedicated to fun time. That's the biggest bang for the buck.

That's why I tend to visit escorts who are non native English speakers. I don't want to spend half the session chatting and getting to know them. We have all dealt with that attorney / accountant who is chatty and then we get a 1 hour bill for just having a quick question.

[ArtistOfWar1]

Seems CA is shutdown again.

A friendlyreminder to call ahead or there might not be room for you at the inn.

[HardwoodFlores]

I read the MD Massage forums on the regular. Some things I never forget. Some things get stored away and come back to me when triggered. This time it was too late.

I knew I had read about ivy but couldn't remember what it was when I made appointment But then when I was on the massage table asking her to dim the lights and she said no, later. Massage first, and I realized she had a routine, it started to come back. Yes she cleaned things super thoroughly during the table shower. Now I remembered that it didn't mean what I hoped on for massage table. I remembered that the massage would be long. I forgot that you said she makes access difficult by how she positions herself. Now I see your report again So true. She is very pleasant. Nice to look at. She teases like a champ. Until she doesn't. It was a little disappointing. Not bad. But could stayed home and read about it.

I met up with Ivy after work this week. She's an all natural late late 30's early 40's Korean woman. She has bleached blond golden hair and just over 5'. She has a Nice build for her age. She has a set routine and will not deviate. Good table shower cleaning backside thoroughly and less time on front side. We made it to the table where she puts heated towels on your back and walks up and down and to the glutes and upper thighs. More light massage on the arms and legs. This goes on for 1/2 allotted time. I prefer more play time than massage but again she dictates the schedule. Starting on your back she spreads your legs and teases up and down. I thought the thorough rear cleaning would imply some backside play but that's not the case. With the flip she now will ask how you want to proceed eg which positions. She's accommodating to different positions but will limit your range of motion in doggie.

She's pleasant but is on the upper age range for VIP. She is Comparable in age to the ladies at rs and ca. I'll try the other girls at VIP.

[JTreehorn14]

Going to be in GB later this evening. I'm tempted to see Bonnie, just because a long TS and non-rushed soft touch are bright up my alley. Just curious, is she shaved or does she have some Bush. Anyone else got any standouts to suggest among the current crop? Sky at AA also seems intriguing.

[TotalKaos]

Thank you for the warning. I think I'll wait to see if there is more consistency in GS reviews. The glowing reviews read like paid advertorials.

I went once and never again. My dumbass disnt look into the "reviews" enough. Likely accounts being created by someone in the spa itself. Have the same issue with AA and all the super positive reviews.

[TotalKaos]

That two shutdowns within a year. I'm surprised they were able to come back after the first time. Will they be able to do it again?

I'll miss Kayla and Jeanie.

Received a text later that day claiming to be closed for holiday until 27th. I didn't walk to front door to read the paper / notice so who knows.

[DCHung]

I had a dream I went there. None of the ladies that were reviewed previously were present. (Bad sign). The walls remind me of ACE in Laurel, you can hear everything (Bad Sign). I asked for the lineup, only two girls was promised three (Bad Sign). So the two ladies were Smoking Hot (Non Korean- Bad sign). I thought maybe the cops took over the place, not the case. The tipping was higher than normal.

I chose "Ari" , Cuban. Was nice for a one and done, another country checked off! Would not repeat. As a side note her English was limited, primarily Spanish. But I know Spanish, surprise.

I knew better than to spend what I did, but the smaller head overruled like the Supreme court. No regrets, just I let myself down. On a good day I would have gotten a MSOG in GB for the tuition. MDC.

Thank you for the warning. I think I'll wait to see if there is more consistency in GS reviews. The glowing reviews read like paid advertorials.

[DCHung]

Where are the fresh petite spinners, I would like to go bb, would I only find it at agencies nowadays?

None in Maryland. Try NYC.

[DCHung]

Seems CA is shutdown again.

That two shutdowns within a year. I'm surprised they were able to come back after the first time. Will they be able to do it again?

I'll miss Kayla and Jeanie.