Escort Reports

[Reaper400]

You were "happy" to be a part of being shit on? Yeah you definitely sugarcoat too much.

Reminds me of a vid I saw once, chick was riding a dude and jumped off him (cleary she felt something coming on) and blasted diarrhea all over him. OMFG can you imagine. Curious about the posting girls who off if and how they prepare to avoid such thing or is it just chance.

[WhosThirsty]

So I'm kinda in my idgaf mood this morning. I decided to wait a few days to do this report because on one hand I'm a nice guy (too nice sometimes), but also at my core I'm a person who is blunt and honest at all times. I held off because at first I thought I was going to sugarcoat it too much and that goes against my brand of authenticity. But I'm over it, so here goes:

Had a dream about Kiara at Oasis. This was one of my last bucket list goals before I was completely satisfied with taking a backseat and riding off into the sunset. Timing finally worked out because we were both sleepy and fiending for a nap date at the same time for once.

Got there and was greeted by the talk of the town. Beautiful Latin mami (idk if she actually is Latin, but the site says she is. Looks more white to me, but it doesn't really matter honestly. For the sake of the review she's a mami). Absolutely dropdead gorgeous and curvy. What I especially like is that her manmades don't actually feel manmade at all. Beautiful, proportionate, soft and silky. Freakin excellent.

I had saw rumblings on the board she is willing to take a trip to Greece with you. As you know from my previous posts, I've always been curious about visiting that country. She confirmed she will take a trip with you to Greece as long as you handle her ticket. I checked online and flights for Greece only cost a Benjamin this time of year. Go figure.

Anyways, after exchanging pleasantries for a bit, we finally board the flight. She eventually tells me to go faster and deeper so I did and that's when I get blasted by a poo smell..

You were "happy" to be a part of being shit on? Yeah you definitely sugarcoat too much.

[DingoReyez]

So I'm kinda in my idgaf mood this morning. I decided to wait a few days to do this report because on one hand I'm a nice guy (too nice sometimes), but also at my core I'm a person who is blunt and honest at all times. I held off because at first I thought I was going to sugarcoat it too much and that goes against my brand of authenticity. But I'm over it, so here goes:

Had a dream about Kiara at Oasis. This was one of my last bucket list goals before I was completely satisfied with taking a backseat and riding off into the sunset. Timing finally worked out because we were both sleepy and fiending for a nap date at the same time for once.

Got there and was greeted by the talk of the town. Beautiful Latin mami (idk if she actually is Latin, but the site says she is. Looks more white to me, but it doesn't really matter honestly. For the sake of the review she's a mami). Absolutely dropdead gorgeous and curvy. What I especially like is that her manmades don't actually feel manmade at all. Beautiful, proportionate, soft and silky. Freakin excellent.

I had saw rumblings on the board she is willing to take a trip to Greece with you. As you know from my previous posts, I've always been curious about visiting that country. She confirmed she will take a trip with you to Greece as long as you handle her ticket. I checked online and flights for Greece only cost a Benjamin this time of year. Go figure.

Anyways, after exchanging pleasantries for a bit, we finally board the flight. She eventually tells me to go faster and deeper — so I did and that's when I get blasted by a poo smell. Eventually get told we need to use a new bag. Idk if I was pooped on or farted on (hard to tell in the dark red lighting of the room) but I obviously didn't recover from it. I really don't think annoyed is an accurate word, but I'm thinking, I did what you asked and then THAT was what happened. But it's all good. It was an experiment I'm happy I was apart of.

Again, I am always unbiased and upfront so here's my conclusion: is she worth it? I'm not going to let my misfortune ruin it for her or the board. Yes. She checks all the boxes on what most people want. Curvy as hell, nice succulent lips (allows for kissing but not a fan of it), very nice and welcoming personality, and also what seems to be an open menu. Obviously, got caught in a traumatic situation, but I'll just chalk it up to "shit happens. ".

[RookieMonger]

Yes, she was worth all the rave. Unfortunately, you caught her at a bad time and possibly many years later.

Yeah, I've literally been texting her for almost a year and she's flaked numerous times, today was the 1st time she didn't flake and I guess you're right, she's definitely going downhill fast.

[Rub101]

Wow, to each your own but the way you guys rave about her. Actually made a date this morning and surprisingly she didn't ghost. She was late, I know shocking. But when she opened the door and I saw all the sore marks on her legs and she looked like total shit, I bailed. Now don't get me wrong, my standards aren't high at all but I was expecting the girl in the pics that she sent. They were way too filtered up to make her look more appealing. This is just my humble opinion. From all the rave reviews compared to what I saw, definitely disappointing.

Yes, she was worth all the rave. Unfortunately, you caught her at a bad time and possibly many years later.

[ImGood]

Contacted Trish last Saturday to see if she would be available on Tuesday, she said yes. Later texted she was going out of town, and saw on the forum she was in Orlando. Texted yesterday to set up an appointment, she said all good, sent few pics, and gave the address of some office in Tampa saying it's about 10 minutes from there. Once I arrived there and tried to communicate nothing: does not answer texts, calls.

Does it happen often with her? Like the appointment is set and then no communications at all in the last moment? Is there a guardian / promoter that the first timers with her need to go through? Is it really worth? I saw some fellows saying it's such great experience, some not very hyped. Any advice, opinion?

I ended up going to one of the shops across the bridge, it was too late and all the anticipated fun was kind of ruined.

Could've fell asleep or taken another appt believing you were a flake. My experience when I first started seeing her, she fell asleep, but I had time to kill. So I stayed in the area. I did eventually link up with her. Try again I guess. She is def a fun time.

[RookieMonger]

Wow, to each your own but the way you guys rave about her. Actually made a date this morning and surprisingly she didn't ghost. She was late, I know shocking. But when she opened the door and I saw all the sore marks on her legs and she looked like total shit, I bailed. Now don't get me wrong, my standards aren't high at all but I was expecting the girl in the pics that she sent. They were way too filtered up to make her look more appealing. This is just my humble opinion. From all the rave reviews compared to what I saw, definitely disappointing.

[Rub101]

https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/i...t-all/60838961#&gid=1&pid=3.

Met this fine one this morning, CBJ, CFS. She is really a site to see!

She's attractive, tall (5'8" or taller) and a 9-10 body.

[Rub101]

https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/i...t-all/60838961#&gid=1&pid=3.

Met this fine one this morning, CBJ, CFS. She is really a site to see!

[Mini Rubik]

Contacted Trish last Saturday to see if she would be available on Tuesday, she said yes. Later texted she was going out of town, and saw on the forum she was in Orlando. Texted yesterday to set up an appointment, she said all good, sent few pics, and gave the address of some office in Tampa saying it's about 10 minutes from there. Once I arrived there and tried to communicate – nothing: does not answer texts, calls.

Does it happen often with her? Like the appointment is set and then no communications at all in the last moment? Is there a guardian / promoter that the first timers with her need to go through? Is it really worth? I saw some fellows saying it's such great experience, some not very hyped. Any advice, opinion?

I ended up going to one of the shops across the bridge, it was too late and all the anticipated fun was kind of ruined.

[Jay Twogo]

Ad seems to go down very quickly. You need to link to her photos page or give us some more information in order to find her.

Once I see it up again, I'll link the photos page. Damn shame people have to scam each other! Thanks for the input.

Guess not so Precious.

https://escortbabylon.net/image_list...00f0212e91e3d0

[RacingRodent]

Every time I visit her I drink too much, do to much 420 and laugh too much.

Outside of that:

Guys, this lady is amazing. Snake charming skills over-the-top! She's a damned sex maniac and absatively LUVS what she does. But on top of that she's just a lot of fun to shmooze with. She gets to talking some fall down funny stuff. It's like catching an act at the volcano room in Tahoe with a happy ending to boot. Also, a very nice, comfortable apartment. Back door isn't open, doesn't want emissions in her mouth and not too fond of providing lunch (whah!) but other than that she's a determined android whose programmed directive is to get you off. Big medicine LOL.

And I'm sure that if you want to pass on the Tahoe stuff and just get down to business she'd be fine with that.

Other than that, and like most providers, she'll give you her best if your groomed.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ampa/160489482

[Rub101]

I haven't ventured out in the hobby in quite a while. Rather wish I hadn't picked her.

Had a dream tonight about Precious. Coms were actually good. She responded quickly.

The good.

Her pictures are accurate and recent. No signs of drugs.

Her location is in a secure mid level hotel, the kind with efficiencies near the AMC by the airport. She had to let me in.

The room isn't a huge mess, but it is cluttered a bit. She locked the door on the way in.

She's not a clock watcher. I went well over my QV..

Sad to hear that, bit it happens when trying someone new. Don't get me started on them saying they are tight, that has not proven true on many occasions. Trying to make it happen due to price and expediancy can be detrimental on both your satisfaction and budget.

[Absence]

I like a good loosey, from time to time. No BJ is a deal breaker. I would at least insist on lubed handy.

I haven't ventured out in the hobby in quite a while. Rather wish I hadn't picked her.

Had a dream tonight about Precious. Coms were actually good. She responded quickly.

The good.

Her pictures are accurate and recent. No signs of drugs.

Her location is in a secure mid level hotel, the kind with efficiencies near the AMC by the airport. She had to let me in.

The room isn't a huge mess, but it is cluttered a bit. She locked the door on the way in.

She's not a clock watcher. I went well over my QV.

She can take a really good extended pounding.

The bad.

She wasn't really into giving me a BJ, said I was too big.

She pulled out a bowl with assorted protection and I opted for the gold wrapper, she had difficulty with getting it on me.

So straight to covered doggie with me standing at edge of the bed.

She kept telling me how tight she is from when I walked in the door till I was inside her.

That is far from the truth.

I'm a bit on the thicker side and I was throwing a hot dog down the hallway.

I've had SW that have better grip. (Even though I haven't sampled any since moving to FL before Covid.).

Verdict.

I'm not going to repeat.

Just not worth it for me.

I chose her based on the donation and her quick response when no one else did.

Coms 8.

Location 7.

Looks 5.

BBBJ 0.

Tight 0.

Finish, didn't happen.

Recommend, not really.

https://max80.com.listcrawler.eu/pos...ampa/162319041

[Jasfla]

Ad seems to go down very quickly. You need to link to her photos page or give us some more information in order to find her.

Once I see it up again, I'll link the photos page. Damn shame people have to scam each other! Thanks for the input.