Massage Parlor Reports

[Warrior321]

I'm not sure where it is but it has a doorbell that sounds like a like the sounds of a grandfather clock before it chimes, very distinctive sound, and the girls that work there live there, somebody's going to recognize this, LOL a friend of mine was there I heard it come over his cell phone as he entered he doesn't want to share I need to find out where it was LOL, like a grandfather clock before it's trying, dong,dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong dong, come on people he laughed he said I won't be able to find it help me out.

[ClosetPervert9]

So I stumbled upon this lifestyle about 2 months back while I was going through some relationship problems. I'm mid 20's and this is the first time getting a HE has ever crossed my mind. Just got a paycheck that day and woke up with some morning wood so I figured why not. As an inexperienced rookie, I go on the map of rubbing to look for an AMP in my area with the most reviews. I mean I wasn't going to pay for the membership and I didn't know any better. First thing I see is the A1 on Lincoln in Santa Monica. I give them a call and ask if I could come in soon. MMS says my appointment is in 15 minutes. 15?? I hop in the shower, freshen up and go as fast as I can to make sure I'm not late. Leaving the house I'm already a few minutes late so I call the place up telling them I was the one who called earlier and had an appointment. I tell them I'll be there in 5 minutes. Now I'm sure you can park in their parking lot that's shared with the German-american club but I opted for the 7/11 down the street (Someone tell me if the Sun Acupressure place is worth it) Walking in MMS is sitting at the entrance and asks if I'm the one who called. She looks me up and down, asks me how did I hear about them then asks for my I'd. I hand her the HH HF and she takes me to my room. I undress and lay down. A few minutes later in comes a GILF type MT, Korean, maybe in her 40's-early 50's. She's has a bob cut and said her name was Yuri or something like that. The massage was nothing special. Very gentle and the only thing I noticed was how soft her hands were. On the flip, she asked me what I wanted. Going into this, I did no type of research whatsoever, so I didn't know how to react. "Everything I guess" not knowing that meant more than the HE that I was expecting. Quoted 1. 2. for the FS. But 1. 1. was all I had. It worked out. Still that didn't last long. She stroked me for a few seconds before reaching for a Jimmy and slipping it over my shaft. Immediately she goes straight to sticking my balls which once again, I was not expecting. She starts giving me a CBJ and after about 45 seconds I pop. "No no not yet" She says as she sits on me and tries to ride me CG before I go full gummy worm. She seems upset and tells me to come next time and she will remember me. I clean up and take my free water. Before I leave she rubs my body while telling me "I like you. Very clean" I would like to go back soon maybe just for the HE but The Wharf has been taking up my time. That is a story for next time though.

I remember when I first startewd mongering, Parking 4 or 5 blocks away, leaving my wallet at home and putting my "donation" in my shoe and my I. D. In my sock. Then waiting for no cars to drive by to ring the doorbell. I can now look another monger in the eye and head nod as I walk in past a security guard and group of girls. I say that to say it's normal to not want to park in the parking lot and me and my friends have all experienced that until we got old enough to just want to get in and out. Welcome to the community and I hope you find a lot of knowlege here and can provide others plenty of knowlege as well. Mongers can be assholes but most of the people that I've had 1 on 1 interactions with in this community have been really cool. Including one who helped me land a job during a career shift a couple of years back.

[LoveFromFrank]

So I stumbled upon this lifestyle about 2 months back while I was going through some relationship problems. I'm mid 20's and this is the first time getting a HE has ever crossed my mind. Just got a paycheck that day and woke up with some morning wood so I figured why not. As an inexperienced rookie, I go on the map of rubbing to look for an AMP in my area with the most reviews. I mean I wasn't going to pay for the membership and I didn't know any better. First thing I see is the A1 on Lincoln in Santa Monica. I give them a call and ask if I could come in soon. MMS says my appointment is in 15 minutes. 15?? I hop in the shower, freshen up and go as fast as I can to make sure I'm not late. Leaving the house I'm already a few minutes late so I call the place up telling them I was the one who called earlier and had an appointment. I tell them I'll be there in 5 minutes. Now I'm sure you can park in their parking lot that's shared with the German-american club but I opted for the 7/11 down the street (Someone tell me if the Sun Acupressure place is worth it) Walking in MMS is sitting at the entrance and asks if I'm the one who called. She looks me up and down, asks me how did I hear about them then asks for my I'd. I hand her the HH HF and she takes me to my room. I undress and lay down. A few minutes later in comes a GILF type MT, Korean, maybe in her 40's-early 50's. She's has a bob cut and said her name was Yuri or something like that. The massage was nothing special. Very gentle and the only thing I noticed was how soft her hands were. On the flip, she asked me what I wanted. Going into this, I did no type of research whatsoever, so I didn't know how to react. "Everything I guess" not knowing that meant more than the HE that I was expecting. Quoted 1. 2. for the FS. But 1. 1. was all I had. It worked out. Still that didn't last long. She stroked me for a few seconds before reaching for a Jimmy and slipping it over my shaft. Immediately she goes straight to sticking my balls which once again, I was not expecting. She starts giving me a CBJ and after about 45 seconds I pop. "No no not yet" She says as she sits on me and tries to ride me CG before I go full gummy worm. She seems upset and tells me to come next time and she will remember me. I clean up and take my free water. Before I leave she rubs my body while telling me "I like you. Very clean" I would like to go back soon maybe just for the HE but The Wharf has been taking up my time. That is a story for next time though.

Keep them coming man! Welcome to the community.

[LateNightD]

So I stumbled upon this lifestyle about 2 months back while I was going through some relationship problems. I'm mid 20's and this is the first time getting a HE has ever crossed my mind. Just got a paycheck that day and woke up with some morning wood so I figured why not. As an inexperienced rookie, I go on the map of rubbing to look for an AMP in my area with the most reviews. I mean I wasn't going to pay for the membership and I didn't know any better. First thing I see is the A1 on Lincoln in Santa Monica. I give them a call and ask if I could come in soon. MMS says my appointment is in 15 minutes. 15?? I hop in the shower, freshen up and go as fast as I can to make sure I'm not late. Leaving the house I'm already a few minutes late so I call the place up telling them I was the one who called earlier and had an appointment. I tell them I'll be there in 5 minutes. Now I'm sure you can park in their parking lot that's shared with the German-american club but I opted for the 7/11 down the street (Someone tell me if the Sun Acupressure place is worth it) Walking in MMS is sitting at the entrance and asks if I'm the one who called. She looks me up and down, asks me how did I hear about them then asks for my I'd. I hand her the HH HF and she takes me to my room. I undress and lay down. A few minutes later in comes a GILF type MT, Korean, maybe in her 40's-early 50's. She's has a bob cut and said her name was Yuri or something like that. The massage was nothing special. Very gentle and the only thing I noticed was how soft her hands were. On the flip, she asked me what I wanted. Going into this, I did no type of research whatsoever, so I didn't know how to react. "Everything I guess" not knowing that meant more than the HE that I was expecting. Quoted 1. 2. for the FS. But 1. 1. was all I had. It worked out. Still that didn't last long. She stroked me for a few seconds before reaching for a Jimmy and slipping it over my shaft. Immediately she goes straight to sticking my balls which once again, I was not expecting. She starts giving me a CBJ and after about 45 seconds I pop. "No no not yet" She says as she sits on me and tries to ride me CG before I go full gummy worm. She seems upset and tells me to come next time and she will remember me. I clean up and take my free water. Before I leave she rubs my body while telling me "I like you. Very clean" I would like to go back soon maybe just for the HE but The Wharf has been taking up my time. That is a story for next time though.

[Bastard Chorum]

Appreciate the input man, but I'm not a schill. The place is newer and doesn't have a whole lot written about it. You are welcome to have your own opinion and I guess since you felt it necessary, also to broadcast it on this forum. This is just the way I chose to write my review of the provider I saw at this location.

I feel that people can make their own determination here without your input quite honestly. Am I supposed to write down less detail? Use less words? I'm sorry if I come across as defensive. But I make my first post after joining this forum and already being called out without any evidence.

While your review is appreciated, there's always been a history of new people with that have very low post counts giving great reviews for houses that wasn't on anyone's radar. That's the evidence, so to speak, for him throwing some caution flags. It's both directed at veteran mongers but especially new ones that may not have encountered this scenario. If what your posts is true, that's great and thanks, but too often people come on to drum up business for an establishment that may not necessarily deserve the exposure.

[Deypsh]

The shop is at 74XX Santa Monica Blvd in West (holly) Wood.

Its located on Westwood Blvd between SM Blvd and Ohio on the west side of the street. Its close to the LA City Parking citation center. On the window is says some bs about a sound bath and wellness.

[Wwwhiteenzo]

Appreciate the input man, but I'm not a schill. The place is newer and doesn't have a whole lot written about it. You are welcome to have your own opinion and I guess since you felt it necessary, also to broadcast it on this forum. This is just the way I chose to write my review of the provider I saw at this location.

I feel that people can make their own determination here without your input quite honestly. Am I supposed to write down less detail? Use less words? I'm sorry if I come across as defensive. But I make my first post after joining this forum and already being called out without any evidence.

Not newer at all, RM has reviews dating back to exactly a year today.

For sure tread lightly.

[NaughtyBlu]

Might be a schill post. Tread lightly.

Appreciate the input man, but I'm not a schill. The place is newer and doesn't have a whole lot written about it. You are welcome to have your own opinion and I guess since you felt it necessary, also to broadcast it on this forum. This is just the way I chose to write my review of the provider I saw at this location.

I feel that people can make their own determination here without your input quite honestly. Am I supposed to write down less detail? Use less words? I'm sorry if I come across as defensive. But I make my first post after joining this forum and already being called out without any evidence.

[ClosetPervert9]

Thought I would give some quick descriptions of the girls that were working at this place for everyone's convenience. Both girls were spinners.

Kelly had a very pretty face, she was wearing a white strapless dress, thin petite body, B size tits and a small booty. She looked pretty cute and attractive to me.

Cici was pretty as well, but not quite as attractive as Kelly, tank top and shorts, thin petite body, B size tits, sexy tattoo above her breast, trimmed kitty, small booty and a little bit shorter than Kelly I think. She was probably a little younger than Kelly.

I ended up with Cici and she had a nice attitude and I was digging the vibe she put off. I also liked how I could see her tattoo, just thought it was sexy. Paid the house fee of 60 for 1 hour, stripped down in the room and went off to the table shower.

Soaped me up, did the bodyslides and this shit was fun. Never had a tiny girl slide all over me before. She cleaned up my boys quite a bit, got me hard and rubbed it a little. No BJ, but I guess I shoulda paid before LOL. Grabbed a towel and back to the room.

Dried off and asked for FS, placed 140 down on bed. No issues and we got to work. She performed a little bit of massage that was quite nice, then on to the main event.

LFK, then she went down for the BBBJ as I sat on the edge of the bed. Good technique and she fit quite a bit of it in her mouth for a small girl, but not DT or facefucking.

Rubber on, I get on the bed and have her mount for RCG, and her shit is on point! Love seeing that tiny little ass. I'm already close to busting my nut, so she spins around for ACG and rides it out until I fill up the rubber. Pussy felt tight to me and girl was only like 100 pounds or something so she bounced around easily.

Place was nice, I was happy with my visit here. Will happily come back.

Might be a schill post. Tread lightly.

[NaughtyBlu]

Thought I would give some quick descriptions of the girls that were working at this place for everyone's convenience. Both girls were spinners.

Kelly had a very pretty face, she was wearing a white strapless dress, thin petite body, B size tits and a small booty. She looked pretty cute and attractive to me.

Cici was pretty as well, but not quite as attractive as Kelly, tank top and shorts, thin petite body, B size tits, sexy tattoo above her breast, trimmed kitty, small booty and a little bit shorter than Kelly I think. She was probably a little younger than Kelly.

I ended up with Cici and she had a nice attitude and I was digging the vibe she put off. I also liked how I could see her tattoo, just thought it was sexy. Paid the house fee of 60 for 1 hour, stripped down in the room and went off to the table shower.

Soaped me up, did the bodyslides and this shit was fun. Never had a tiny girl slide all over me before. She cleaned up my boys quite a bit, got me hard and rubbed it a little. No BJ, but I guess I shoulda paid before LOL. Grabbed a towel and back to the room.

Dried off and asked for FS, placed 140 down on bed. No issues and we got to work. She performed a little bit of massage that was quite nice, then on to the main event.

LFK, then she went down for the BBBJ as I sat on the edge of the bed. Good technique and she fit quite a bit of it in her mouth for a small girl, but not DT or facefucking.

Rubber on, I get on the bed and have her mount for RCG, and her shit is on point! Love seeing that tiny little ass. I'm already close to busting my nut, so she spins around for ACG and rides it out until I fill up the rubber. Pussy felt tight to me and girl was only like 100 pounds or something so she bounced around easily.

Place was nice, I was happy with my visit here. Will happily come back.

[ClosetPervert9]

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Everything for 100 con FS?

Probably no, probably 100 sin adicional.

[NathanR]

That address is right by my vons. What is the addy on westwood or the exact cross street.

The shop is at 74XX Santa Monica Blvd in West (holly) Wood.

[JohnnyAaced]

Xixi is hot. About 5'2", she's fit, natural body, perky B's, There is a sexy tattoo on the right chest, bushy on top and shaved underneath, firm and perky butt. She has a very youthful appearance, matched with her charming personality makes her a great choice. Her massage is CMT, probably the best I've had there, she's strong and has a great technique.

Her services are amazing, I was really turned on by her so it made the session that much more better, she's very intimate and aggressive at the same time, she blows and fucks you like a girlfriend that hasn't seen you in a long time. For sure one of the best times I've had there. $60/$140 hr.

Damn! I waited around last night to get a glimpse of / maybe meet this fabulous woman, but alas she was otherwise occupied. But, at least I have something to look forward to.

[PriscillaM]

So I rol into the wharf at like 2 on sat and no answer at the door. I waited for about as long as the Nba has waited to terminate draymond. I mean you have to be so woke to forgive him that you apologize to your bipoc friends for shitting in the wrong color.

Finally, Yu yu comes out and shoves me in the room with the defective LEED lighting. She takes the 60 and tells me to wait. I waited about 10 min and a new girl comes in and starts direct examination to ask me where is the 60. Apparently Yu yu taking the money violates the articles and bylaws of this shithole because she has to give the house fee to the boss. The fucken boss sits eating bean curd noodles in Alhambra counting his millions in 20's, apparently.

Anyhow this new girl would not tell me her name and was like, today is my last day so you do not need to know. She then left the room in search of the missing 60 bucks. Then she asks me, and this was pretty telling, why was Yu yu not servicing my 10 in shlong? I said I had no idea, but I started thinking that maybe, and I am just spitballing here, but these girls know my rep for enduring minimum 25 minutes of dick work before nutting. I guess Yu yu and Sarah have decided to jerk off the fookers who come in wearing masks and bringing presents.

Anyhow, new girl has a great body, and if she was on Sawtelle, the mongers over on hot young Asians would be deeding over real properties to her her shtting after a helping of kimchi.

She got more annoyed at my stamina and I had pity on her and dropped a nasty load.

Fuck this place.

[PriscillaM]

So some fooker on the maps of the rub went all gaga because Cici in Santa Monica at the place on Pico and Lincoln (the one on the corner) let him blow in her mouth. The last time I was there it was I think 70 bucks in and the hot young asian (age 45) wanted 150 for a fook. So I called Sun accu and Cici is there. Cici is, in a word, unattractive. If there was a calendar of all the babes working at 99 ranch market, she would not make February. She is a heavy asian with large tits, cheap perfume and a wait problem, as in she cannot wait to eat.

She does however suck dick like she is ringing a bell.

I go in and the mamasan looks like marge Simpson after the bomb went off at Hiroshima. As I recall it from last time, the rooms are smaller than the massage classes given at 8155. Cici rolls in and starts massaging me. I counted time by the 80's music they had on and by two songs in she was squeezing my nuts like she was feeling for a good meyer lemon. She had me turn over and worked my asshole over llke she was prepping me for a colonoscopy using a 2 by 4. She worked my dick and balls to a state of me being ashamed at being aroused by this girl. She went to sucking bare and it was as good as an Amy's pizza. Better than Digiorno, but nothing compared to rey's in Manhattan. She made the motion for fucking and I told her that under no circumstances would I fuck her and if she was the last person standing in a world of piss I would not jump on her shoulders.

She kept on sucking until she got TMJ. She jerked me off and it was a pretty disgusting load. I paid 90 for an hour, gave her a hundred and she started crying for more. So I added a 20.