Massage Parlor Reports

**Amplitude** · 12-23-23 20:13

I cannot emphasize enough to conduct business on a cash only basis. 100% of the time without fail.

**SmileySam** · 12-23-23 00:33

[Deleted by Admin]God these shill posts are getting quite interesting. They all have a common thread. Penthouse style of prose. Dead giveaway's are the low # of posts couple with the very very detailed fiction.

Since you don't know how advertising works let me explain it to you. The more times something gets seen the more effective the advertising is. It doesn't matter that you say he's a shill, they know that some idiot will quote it to call them out so it will still be here after I remove their post.

Do you see where it says "Report Post?"

Do you have any idea why it's there?

Please figure it out if you can?

A2

**SexWithJesus69** · 12-22-23 23:36

Originally Posted by Nowhere500 [View Original Post]

Anybody see Cloe at Orange Spa? Any chance she matches her picture on their Instagram page?

She matches the girls in their website.

**Tennan** · 12-22-23 21:53

Originally Posted by GoHomeSmiling [View Original Post]

Anyone have a phone # on lotus 5 XXX Irv you'd be willing to share or DM? Online info lists another place with a totally different address, and looks like that place is closed and no answer. Thanks.

http://yojoylife.com/show/lotusspa312-804-4600.html

**LubeForLife** · 12-22-23 18:01

Came across this gem of an AMP on W Fullerton Ave, right between Major Ave and Parkside Ave. Decided to try my luck and it was a blast! Crossed paths with Lala. Her English is a tad shaky but she possesses an enchanting Asian vibe. She's small, 31, stands about 5 feet, and weighs just over a hundred pounds, with captivating long black hair. Don't underestimate her by her size though, she packs a surprising punch.

The massage? Simply out of this world, guys. Just the cure for a throbbing headache after a night of revelry. Her hands were like magic wands, dissolving all my muscle tension and erasing the hangover haze from my mind.

The icing on the cake? A BBJ grand finale performed by Lala herself. It was extraordinary. The sensation of her tender mouth, pure ecstasy. I was floating on cloud nine the whole time.

Lala isn't just adept, she's a consummate professional. She has this knack of knowing exactly where to touch to make you feel utterly relaxed. She ensures your comfort from start to finish. Owing to Lala, my wild night ended on a spectacular note. You've got to experience it.

**GoHomeSmiling** · 12-22-23 17:57

Anyone have a phone # on lotus 5 XXX Irv you'd be willing to share or DM? Online info lists another place with a totally different address, and looks like that place is closed and no answer. Thanks.

**FuckIt216** · 12-22-23 16:03

Stopped by Archer Perfect Spa and was greeted by a very cute spinner girl sexy all natural boobs named Sophia. She lead me to one of the rooms that I already made an appointment with for Angela who has become one of my favorites but she will be leaving 12/27 and heading back to LA.

We had another awesome season and I swear she will lick; your whole.

Body and her services are amazing. If you guys get a chance check her out she will be here until 12/27 also I got to go back and have a visit with Sophia she was a very cute sexy little thing.

Merry Christmas Guys.

**GMoney05** · 12-22-23 16:02

Originally Posted by Ratso100 [View Original Post]

Stay Away.

Went to HKPD. Was greeted by papasan and chose to go with a young petite Latina named Linda. As soon as I enter the room, she was being weird. She pretended she couldn't understand me. I planed to pay with zelle and that's when she ran game on me. After giving me several different digits and saying that was her zelle with none appearing on the phone, I handed her my phone to put in her profile info herself. She snatched it quickly and typed as fast as she could. I noticed it was a completely different number with different area code and an email than the ones she originally told me. When she realized I just gave her access to Google contacts and not zelle, she groaned and claimed I was confusing her. I ignore her and logged into zelle. I showed her the profile and that's when she admitted it was correct. I send the money. After 15 minutes of claiming she didn't get it and the payment didn't process (my account immediately showed me the transaction to her with her government name FYI) , Papasan came in and asked if everything was okay. I didn't want problems as it was getting late and I had other shit to do, so I lied and said I was having tech issues. He knew I was lying. I rushed outside. He texted me on the way home and said what was the problem. I told him, his girl was a fucking rat. He denied it and called me to come back and resolve it in person. I refused. I was feeling unsafe and uncomfortable. Stay safe boys and avoid Linda or perhaps avoid HKPD all together.

Come on man always bring Ca $h. Never take credit cards of any kind. Even at an actual Spa don't bring credit cards. They will take out extra tips.

**FuckIt216** · 12-22-23 15:58

Originally Posted by Ratso100 [View Original Post]

Probably trying to put a much bigger amount. I send the money. Papasan told me they accept zelle. But when I told her, she made claims that it wasn't the same number given. She gave me different number after wasting my time for 5 minutes. I send the cash but she spend another 10 minutes waiting for her to clear the transaction despite zelle stating the deduction on my account. She claimed she never received it and refused service. I showed her the screen on my phone and then said It wasn't her.

Literally just left HKPD and Poppa said you were acting nervous as hell they offered to send you the money back but he said now you won't reply to his message if you want your money back I would highly suggest either stopping by the house or send him a message back that you want your Zelle payment back but I assure you the Latina isn't a cop, rat or crook she is actually a good time if you didn't flake out on her. But they will give you your money back and in the future when you are paying for illegal things in life don't use your electronic payment methods.

SMH.

**Daytime Jay** · 12-22-23 15:50

Originally Posted by BourbonNeat [View Original Post]

First time I went to the new location I got very solid massage + BBBJ w / full UTC roaming, including FIV. Don't know the girl's name, but she was really friendly even with almost no English. She was really apologetic when the doorbell rang and she had to answer it. "Sorry. Ding dong. Sorry. " Can't be mad about that.

The next time was with the girl who came over from the old place so I knew how bad the massage was going to be with L1 only and zero roaming.

Not going back. Too bad. Real close to home. And, yes, the place is a mess.

BN.

Just mostly miss on the last few visits. I thought the last massage was good but man I was in pain for days, I think she walked on back incorrectly. Never got a BBBJ there but saw something suspect so I'd pass anyway. I'll skip that back walking service from now on anywhere I go. Place is just so stuffy and smelly with no shower which is not good if you think about it or actually want a shower yourself. Too bad, the old location was bigger and less stuffy and I think had a shower with decent talent from time to time.

**Moejoo** · 12-22-23 14:57

Originally Posted by Ratso100 [View Original Post]

Well I learn the hard way! I didn't think it was an issue as I used zelle and cashapp on CLM and Red Lantern with out problems

Its one thing sending E payments if its a girl that you have given personal info to for screening, but if the people you are not seeing don't know who you are why would you willing breach that by sending E payments giving probable unscrupulous people access to you and potentially dangling you to LE?

**CujoForU** · 12-22-23 13:33

I hope everyone is enjoying the holidays. I would like to as well, but I have limited availability during the day, and night is not an option. I was hoping that someone could point me to a place I can go early, like 7:30 or 8 am.

I use to go to Ruby, have been to Orange (but won't meet before 9 AM).

I'm OK with the Archer spots, as far as location, price and service. I am not overly picky, just looking for convenience.

Thank you.

**HappyGardener** · 12-22-23 13:00

Obviously HappyGardner is not my real name. Like many of us, I use an alternative name when living my FetLife lifestyle or meeting P4 P women. That alt person has a separate name, PO Box, PayPal account, CashApp, checking and Zelle account at a bank, emails. I still use cold hard cash for many alternative lifestyle transactions, but when I can't, the virtual HG accounts get used.

**Ratso100** · 12-22-23 11:37

Originally Posted by GoHomeSmiling [View Original Post]

Wait, she was trying to get you to send $ to a different account? So you are saying she is not who she said she was? Or was she trying to turn a 100 into 400 ? Not following what you're saying she was trying to pull.

Probably trying to put a much bigger amount. I send the money. Papasan told me they accept zelle. But when I told her, she made claims that it wasn't the same number given. She gave me different number after wasting my time for 5 minutes. I send the cash but she spend another 10 minutes waiting for her to clear the transaction despite zelle stating the deduction on my account. She claimed she never received it and refused service. I showed her the screen on my phone and then said It wasn't her.

**Ratso100** · 12-22-23 11:33

Originally Posted by Mitsom [View Original Post]

That HKPD Latina isn't the only one confused. So am I. You tried to pay with Zelle? LMFAO. Like, I'm so confused as to why you'd try to do it this way but more confused as to why she'd take payment in a way that divulged her real name, contact and bank account. Then somehow you think you're being crafty having her input her info into google contacts while telling her it's Zelle? Huh? But then after the payment shows it's cleared on your end, she says she didn't receive, papasan comes. And you get embarrassed and leave? Having "tech issues". Like WTF? LOL.

Brah why in the HELL are you paying hookers via Zelle?

Well I learn the hard way! I didn't think it was an issue as I used zelle and cashapp on CLM and Red Lantern with out problems