Massage Parlor Reports

**PriscillaM** · 12-26-23 13:35

Originally Posted by OrangeGoku [View Original Post]

What's the best place to go for a simple handy or possibly BJ. I work in Marina del ray and Need a good Orion for befor and after work. Maybe even during work. I'll tell them I'm going for a smoke break then go get a quick release. I'm looking for attractive masseuse for a decent rate. I'm not going to spend more than 100 total.

My usual indioendent atf is out of town so I need something to hold me over. Preferably on Venice or Washington. Happy holidays.

Nice work on the talk to text boomer.

In no order, you should try.

Wharf.

119 XX sm luxe (just check for a cock).

Goldfinger.

187 X Westwood.

Season massage on Westwood.

Not sure if you can get in and out with your holiday generosity of 100, but at 40 for a half and 60 tip, you should be fine.

1563 nuru on Westwood is not for you, I think the minimum is 120 so that would break you in two pieces mate.

In the Venice area, there is ocean massage on like 700 Lincoln, but the goods are for shit.

Lee spa in the marina is as gross, and I am so tolerant / progressive I invited a cannibal to my holiday pot luck.

**OrangeGoku** · 12-26-23 13:16

What's the best place to go for a simple handy or possibly BJ. I work in Marina del ray and Need a good Orion for befor and after work. Maybe even during work. I'll tell them I'm going for a smoke break then go get a quick release. I'm looking for attractive masseuse for a decent rate. I'm not going to spend more than 100 total.

My usual indioendent atf is out of town so I need something to hold me over. Preferably on Venice or Washington. Happy holidays.

**PlayDoh** · 12-26-23 12:42

In town for the holidays from Chicago. Stopped by 8155. Great place, wish we had this back home. Showed up late so only 2 girls available. Picked a Latina with a huge natural chest and big ass. She was younger and had braces, she said her name was Vanessa and didn't speak much English.

She was extremely good looking. But she didn't offer much. Pulled her dress fown to show her bra and started with CBJ and was going super fast. Laid back ready for missionary and I he'd to pill them out of her bra. Wouldn't let me suck them. Complained she was hurting. I'm thick but not crazy. Very mechanical. Was hoping for more. I'll definitely stop by again and. Try someone else.

**PriscillaM** · 12-26-23 09:39

Originally Posted by OrangeGoku [View Original Post]

Does anyone have experience at the place near the beach. I've seen a couple ads but not sure if it's legit.

Has anyone been there?

Do they offer a full menu or just a rug and tug.

The place is trash. It is next to the busiest panda express in the tri-state region and a wall of atms that dispense more cash than Qatar. The owner is a total submoron as you can easily tell by the eponymous name of the joint. I went in once and this hobgoblin of an Asian came out. There was a sign in sheet and some of the writing was in Sumerian. I left because she was really not for human consumption. There was a Messican there a year ago but she apparently is now working at the panda express next door.

**OrangeGoku** · 12-25-23 14:15

Does anyone have experience at the place near the beach. I've seen a couple ads but not sure if it's legit.

Has anyone been there?

Do they offer a full menu or just a rug and tug.

**ClosetPervert9** · 12-24-23 14:21

I forgot to mention. Just a heads up. I don't think 8155 changes the sheets or towels unless they're messed. Can't prove it but I have my reasons to believe this so just keep your eyes open and don't lie face down without getting a good look first.

**Warrior321** · 12-24-23 05:26

I'm not sure where it is but it has a doorbell that sounds like a like the sounds of a grandfather clock before it chimes, very distinctive sound, and the girls that work there live there, somebody's going to recognize this, LOL a friend of mine was there I heard it come over his cell phone as he entered he doesn't want to share I need to find out where it was LOL, like a grandfather clock before it's trying, dong,dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong dong, come on people he laughed he said I won't be able to find it help me out.

**ClosetPervert9** · 12-22-23 17:03

Originally Posted by LateNightD [View Original Post]

So I stumbled upon this lifestyle about 2 months back while I was going through some relationship problems. I'm mid 20's and this is the first time getting a HE has ever crossed my mind. Just got a paycheck that day and woke up with some morning wood so I figured why not. As an inexperienced rookie, I go on the map of rubbing to look for an AMP in my area with the most reviews. I mean I wasn't going to pay for the membership and I didn't know any better. First thing I see is the A1 on Lincoln in Santa Monica. I give them a call and ask if I could come in soon. MMS says my appointment is in 15 minutes. 15?? I hop in the shower, freshen up and go as fast as I can to make sure I'm not late. Leaving the house I'm already a few minutes late so I call the place up telling them I was the one who called earlier and had an appointment. I tell them I'll be there in 5 minutes. Now I'm sure you can park in their parking lot that's shared with the German-american club but I opted for the 7/11 down the street (Someone tell me if the Sun Acupressure place is worth it) Walking in MMS is sitting at the entrance and asks if I'm the one who called. She looks me up and down, asks me how did I hear about them then asks for my I'd. I hand her the HH HF and she takes me to my room. I undress and lay down. A few minutes later in comes a GILF type MT, Korean, maybe in her 40's-early 50's. She's has a bob cut and said her name was Yuri or something like that. The massage was nothing special. Very gentle and the only thing I noticed was how soft her hands were. On the flip, she asked me what I wanted. Going into this, I did no type of research whatsoever, so I didn't know how to react. "Everything I guess" not knowing that meant more than the HE that I was expecting. Quoted 1. 2. for the FS. But 1. 1. was all I had. It worked out. Still that didn't last long. She stroked me for a few seconds before reaching for a Jimmy and slipping it over my shaft. Immediately she goes straight to sticking my balls which once again, I was not expecting. She starts giving me a CBJ and after about 45 seconds I pop. "No no not yet" She says as she sits on me and tries to ride me CG before I go full gummy worm. She seems upset and tells me to come next time and she will remember me. I clean up and take my free water. Before I leave she rubs my body while telling me "I like you. Very clean" I would like to go back soon maybe just for the HE but The Wharf has been taking up my time. That is a story for next time though.

I remember when I first startewd mongering, Parking 4 or 5 blocks away, leaving my wallet at home and putting my "donation" in my shoe and my I. D. In my sock. Then waiting for no cars to drive by to ring the doorbell. I can now look another monger in the eye and head nod as I walk in past a security guard and group of girls. I say that to say it's normal to not want to park in the parking lot and me and my friends have all experienced that until we got old enough to just want to get in and out. Welcome to the community and I hope you find a lot of knowlege here and can provide others plenty of knowlege as well. Mongers can be assholes but most of the people that I've had 1 on 1 interactions with in this community have been really cool. Including one who helped me land a job during a career shift a couple of years back.

**LoveFromFrank** · 12-22-23 12:51

Originally Posted by LateNightD [View Original Post]

So I stumbled upon this lifestyle about 2 months back while I was going through some relationship problems. I'm mid 20's and this is the first time getting a HE has ever crossed my mind. Just got a paycheck that day and woke up with some morning wood so I figured why not. As an inexperienced rookie, I go on the map of rubbing to look for an AMP in my area with the most reviews. I mean I wasn't going to pay for the membership and I didn't know any better. First thing I see is the A1 on Lincoln in Santa Monica. I give them a call and ask if I could come in soon. MMS says my appointment is in 15 minutes. 15?? I hop in the shower, freshen up and go as fast as I can to make sure I'm not late. Leaving the house I'm already a few minutes late so I call the place up telling them I was the one who called earlier and had an appointment. I tell them I'll be there in 5 minutes. Now I'm sure you can park in their parking lot that's shared with the German-american club but I opted for the 7/11 down the street (Someone tell me if the Sun Acupressure place is worth it) Walking in MMS is sitting at the entrance and asks if I'm the one who called. She looks me up and down, asks me how did I hear about them then asks for my I'd. I hand her the HH HF and she takes me to my room. I undress and lay down. A few minutes later in comes a GILF type MT, Korean, maybe in her 40's-early 50's. She's has a bob cut and said her name was Yuri or something like that. The massage was nothing special. Very gentle and the only thing I noticed was how soft her hands were. On the flip, she asked me what I wanted. Going into this, I did no type of research whatsoever, so I didn't know how to react. "Everything I guess" not knowing that meant more than the HE that I was expecting. Quoted 1. 2. for the FS. But 1. 1. was all I had. It worked out. Still that didn't last long. She stroked me for a few seconds before reaching for a Jimmy and slipping it over my shaft. Immediately she goes straight to sticking my balls which once again, I was not expecting. She starts giving me a CBJ and after about 45 seconds I pop. "No no not yet" She says as she sits on me and tries to ride me CG before I go full gummy worm. She seems upset and tells me to come next time and she will remember me. I clean up and take my free water. Before I leave she rubs my body while telling me "I like you. Very clean" I would like to go back soon maybe just for the HE but The Wharf has been taking up my time. That is a story for next time though.

Keep them coming man! Welcome to the community.

**LateNightD** · 12-21-23 22:29

So I stumbled upon this lifestyle about 2 months back while I was going through some relationship problems. I'm mid 20's and this is the first time getting a HE has ever crossed my mind. Just got a paycheck that day and woke up with some morning wood so I figured why not. As an inexperienced rookie, I go on the map of rubbing to look for an AMP in my area with the most reviews. I mean I wasn't going to pay for the membership and I didn't know any better. First thing I see is the A1 on Lincoln in Santa Monica. I give them a call and ask if I could come in soon. MMS says my appointment is in 15 minutes. 15?? I hop in the shower, freshen up and go as fast as I can to make sure I'm not late. Leaving the house I'm already a few minutes late so I call the place up telling them I was the one who called earlier and had an appointment. I tell them I'll be there in 5 minutes. Now I'm sure you can park in their parking lot that's shared with the German-american club but I opted for the 7/11 down the street (Someone tell me if the Sun Acupressure place is worth it) Walking in MMS is sitting at the entrance and asks if I'm the one who called. She looks me up and down, asks me how did I hear about them then asks for my I'd. I hand her the HH HF and she takes me to my room. I undress and lay down. A few minutes later in comes a GILF type MT, Korean, maybe in her 40's-early 50's. She's has a bob cut and said her name was Yuri or something like that. The massage was nothing special. Very gentle and the only thing I noticed was how soft her hands were. On the flip, she asked me what I wanted. Going into this, I did no type of research whatsoever, so I didn't know how to react. "Everything I guess" not knowing that meant more than the HE that I was expecting. Quoted 1. 2. for the FS. But 1. 1. was all I had. It worked out. Still that didn't last long. She stroked me for a few seconds before reaching for a Jimmy and slipping it over my shaft. Immediately she goes straight to sticking my balls which once again, I was not expecting. She starts giving me a CBJ and after about 45 seconds I pop. "No no not yet" She says as she sits on me and tries to ride me CG before I go full gummy worm. She seems upset and tells me to come next time and she will remember me. I clean up and take my free water. Before I leave she rubs my body while telling me "I like you. Very clean" I would like to go back soon maybe just for the HE but The Wharf has been taking up my time. That is a story for next time though.

**Bastard Chorum** · 12-20-23 15:57

Originally Posted by NaughtyBlu [View Original Post]

Appreciate the input man, but I'm not a schill. The place is newer and doesn't have a whole lot written about it. You are welcome to have your own opinion and I guess since you felt it necessary, also to broadcast it on this forum. This is just the way I chose to write my review of the provider I saw at this location.

I feel that people can make their own determination here without your input quite honestly. Am I supposed to write down less detail? Use less words? I'm sorry if I come across as defensive. But I make my first post after joining this forum and already being called out without any evidence.

While your review is appreciated, there's always been a history of new people with that have very low post counts giving great reviews for houses that wasn't on anyone's radar. That's the evidence, so to speak, for him throwing some caution flags. It's both directed at veteran mongers but especially new ones that may not have encountered this scenario. If what your posts is true, that's great and thanks, but too often people come on to drum up business for an establishment that may not necessarily deserve the exposure.

**Deypsh** · 12-20-23 12:55

Originally Posted by NathanR [View Original Post]

The shop is at 74XX Santa Monica Blvd in West (holly) Wood.

Its located on Westwood Blvd between SM Blvd and Ohio on the west side of the street. Its close to the LA City Parking citation center. On the window is says some bs about a sound bath and wellness.

**Wwwhiteenzo** · 12-20-23 12:52

Originally Posted by NaughtyBlu [View Original Post]

Appreciate the input man, but I'm not a schill. The place is newer and doesn't have a whole lot written about it. You are welcome to have your own opinion and I guess since you felt it necessary, also to broadcast it on this forum. This is just the way I chose to write my review of the provider I saw at this location.

I feel that people can make their own determination here without your input quite honestly. Am I supposed to write down less detail? Use less words? I'm sorry if I come across as defensive. But I make my first post after joining this forum and already being called out without any evidence.

Not newer at all, RM has reviews dating back to exactly a year today.

For sure tread lightly.

**NaughtyBlu** · 12-20-23 07:46

Originally Posted by ClosetPervert9 [View Original Post]

Might be a schill post. Tread lightly.

Appreciate the input man, but I'm not a schill. The place is newer and doesn't have a whole lot written about it. You are welcome to have your own opinion and I guess since you felt it necessary, also to broadcast it on this forum. This is just the way I chose to write my review of the provider I saw at this location.

I feel that people can make their own determination here without your input quite honestly. Am I supposed to write down less detail? Use less words? I'm sorry if I come across as defensive. But I make my first post after joining this forum and already being called out without any evidence.

**ClosetPervert9** · 12-19-23 22:33

Originally Posted by NaughtyBlu [View Original Post]

Thought I would give some quick descriptions of the girls that were working at this place for everyone's convenience. Both girls were spinners.

Kelly had a very pretty face, she was wearing a white strapless dress, thin petite body, B size tits and a small booty. She looked pretty cute and attractive to me.

Cici was pretty as well, but not quite as attractive as Kelly, tank top and shorts, thin petite body, B size tits, sexy tattoo above her breast, trimmed kitty, small booty and a little bit shorter than Kelly I think. She was probably a little younger than Kelly.

I ended up with Cici and she had a nice attitude and I was digging the vibe she put off. I also liked how I could see her tattoo, just thought it was sexy. Paid the house fee of 60 for 1 hour, stripped down in the room and went off to the table shower.

Soaped me up, did the bodyslides and this shit was fun. Never had a tiny girl slide all over me before. She cleaned up my boys quite a bit, got me hard and rubbed it a little. No BJ, but I guess I shoulda paid before LOL. Grabbed a towel and back to the room.

Dried off and asked for FS, placed 140 down on bed. No issues and we got to work. She performed a little bit of massage that was quite nice, then on to the main event.

LFK, then she went down for the BBBJ as I sat on the edge of the bed. Good technique and she fit quite a bit of it in her mouth for a small girl, but not DT or facefucking.

Rubber on, I get on the bed and have her mount for RCG, and her shit is on point! Love seeing that tiny little ass. I'm already close to busting my nut, so she spins around for ACG and rides it out until I fill up the rubber. Pussy felt tight to me and girl was only like 100 pounds or something so she bounced around easily.

Place was nice, I was happy with my visit here. Will happily come back.

Might be a schill post. Tread lightly.