Massage Parlor Reports

[LookinAround1]

She is going on a mini vacation for Christmas. Be back January 11th.

Ah damn it. Thank you. I guess ill check out the new girls at Kedzie then.

[Mitsom]

This entire thread is run by 3 guys, about 1 particular area. Venture out. Head north, or west. Most of Archer is like the bottom 20% compared to the rest of the city.

I'd love to hear about the top 80%! Why are you guys who talk about this keeping it a secret?

[OF Charlie]

Any one know where she was rotated to? I was going to plan a visit today but checked their twitter and they rotated the providers today. (I forgot they rotate every 10 days).

Thanks.

She is going on a mini vacation for Christmas. Be back January 11th.

[Ratso100]

Stay Away.

Went to HKPD. Was greeted by papasan and chose to go with a young petite Latina named Linda. As soon as I enter the room, she was being weird. She pretended she couldn't understand me. I planed to pay with zelle and that's when she ran game on me. After giving me several different digits and saying that was her zelle with none appearing on the phone, I handed her my phone to put in her profile info herself. She snatched it quickly and typed as fast as she could. I noticed it was a completely different number with different area code and an email than the ones she originally told me. When she realized I just gave her access to Google contacts and not zelle, she groaned and claimed I was confusing her. I ignore her and logged into zelle. I showed her the profile and that's when she admitted it was correct. I send the money. After 15 minutes of claiming she didn't get it and the payment didn't process (my account immediately showed me the transaction to her with her government name FYI) , Papasan came in and asked if everything was okay. I didn't want problems as it was getting late and I had other shit to do, so I lied and said I was having tech issues. He knew I was lying. I rushed outside. He texted me on the way home and said what was the problem. I told him, his girl was a fucking rat. He denied it and called me to come back and resolve it in person. I refused. I was feeling unsafe and uncomfortable. Stay safe boys and avoid Linda or perhaps avoid HKPD all together.

[ShuperShtar]

This entire thread is run by 3 guys, about 1 particular area. Venture out. Head north, or west. Most of Archer is like the bottom 20% compared to the rest of the city.

If you strictly go to 'massage' shops you definitely got to try the Korean spots in mount prospect forum. Not much posted about them in the Chicago forum, but mt prospect is right by Ohare.

[GMoney05]

This entire thread is run by 3 guys, about 1 particular area. Venture out. Head north, or west. Most of Archer is like the bottom 20% compared to the rest of the city.

I swear since the Summer all that's been covered Is Chinatown Spa's. These places be packed early In the morning. Other than CLC recently that Is past expensive not many North Side Spa's been covered or mentioned here but there's some other cheap Spa's who have nice looking Asians Ling-Ling, Princess Thai on Belmont and Lucky Spa. Has anybody ever tried Chicago's Mens Spa on Western? They have White European MT and Black and Spanish. They don't answer the phone when I called but I seen A guy come out smiling looking happy.

[LookinAround1]

Any one know where she was rotated to? I was going to plan a visit today but checked their twitter and they rotated the providers today. (I forgot they rotate every 10 days).

Thanks.

[SpaGuy21]

I always take those Penthouse Forum-style reviews with a grain of salt.

This entire thread is run by 3 guys, about 1 particular area. Venture out. Head north, or west. Most of Archer is like the bottom 20% compared to the rest of the city.

Fit and GenOB, pretty spot on. Whenever I see a certain name in the title I just keep scrolling, hahaha.

One thing I've been noticing is that only the places associated with Pink Diamond are the ones with any real consistency. So, Tokyo, Kedzie and the newly reopened 819.

Masalic, aren't you the guy who has yet to even go to a MP yet? I'm curious what you are basing this assessment on. The writing style of the reviewers? Maybe you have a review to share? I'm just curious what makes someone blindly advocate for a place they've never been? Maybe the PD marketing campaign has paid off? I mean, you surely couldn't be associated with the PD network, could you? 😉.

[Masalic]

This lady took my money and all she did was complain. She was okay looking. She kinda looked like the picture they sent me. Okay. Head and lack luster kitty. And all you motherfuckers should be ashamed of yourselves for lying about how good she is. And y'all need to stop praising girls with loose kitties. SMH.

One thing I've been noticing is that only the places associated with Pink Diamond are the ones with any real consistency. So, Tokyo, Kedzie and the newly reopened 819.

[Fit312]

This lady took my money and all she did was complain. She was okay looking. She kinda looked like the picture they sent me. Okay. Head and lack luster kitty. And all you motherfuckers should be ashamed of yourselves for lying about how good she is. And y'all need to stop praising girls with loose kitties. SMH.

I always take those Penthouse Forum-style reviews with a grain of salt.

[GeneralObvious]

This lady took my money and all she did was complain. She was okay looking. She kinda looked like the picture they sent me. Okay. Head and lack luster kitty. And all you motherfuckers should be ashamed of yourselves for lying about how good she is. And y'all need to stop praising girls with loose kitties. SMH.

This entire thread is run by 3 guys, about 1 particular area. Venture out. Head north, or west. Most of Archer is like the bottom 20% compared to the rest of the city.

[YuhColoy]

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[FuckIt216]

Some one correct me if I'm wrong, there seems to be two "Orange" spas on the same street. The one directly across from the Jewel and McDonalds is 3800. The other is further north and on the right across from the laundromat past the Citgo. That one is the one where the most spoken about activities are available. This is for clarity. If I'm giving erroneous information it's not by design.

Only 1 Orange that is across from the laundromat and the one across from the Jewel is Archer Perfect Spa.

Both excellent choices as I frequent them both.

[FuckIt216]

She is a great find already had 3 sessions with her and probably a 4th soon you can tell she likes what she does.

Almost immediately after reading Fuckit's review of Angela I got a text from Perfect Archer about her along with a picture and a short video. 100% the girl you meet. Angela is a little thick and her boobs are very nice probably C / Ds. Was really sore today so I actually wanted the massage and she seems to know what she is doing. I have bundled nerves in my shoulder that sometimes causes numbness in my arm. She felt it, mentioned it and then spent some time massaging it and I have to say my shoulder feels better than usual. I asked for a quick table shower before the real exchange was made and it was quick and thorough. Not sure if she offers B2 B because of the order of things. I did try to give it all to her at the beginning of the session but she declined.

After the shower we head back to the room and discuss the rest of the "Massage". Very short cat bath on the legs but as Fuckit mentioned. She loves to lick. She spends some time licking the boys and up and down Mr. Johnson. It is a fantastic tease she does this very very well. The BBBJ as far as feel goes in my opinion is a SOLID 8. 5/10. Now people vary on their preferences so if you want to see if you will feel the same about her let me elaborate. Soft lips, wet, either real fast or real slow and just the right suction not too much not too little. I would come back for the BBBJ alone.

[Dbiz01]

LOL! True definition of multi-tasking.

Was intrigued from the recent reviews of Archer Perfect SpA so check it out this evening. I was let in by Angela. She does look similar to the pics the booker sent me, not as good as the pics but that can be expected. Most people don't look like their nice pics and at least the pics weren't as blatantly photoshopped like 95% of the other places I get sent pics. I'd give her a 6-7 on looks. I was not feeling her so opted for other girl. Sofie / Sophie? I don't know if she is the mamasan / booker since she had a couple of phones and kept answering and texting. Asked for the table shower. Very cold in the room as the door was kept wide open, strange. She did do a really thorough job on the soaping me up and washing every crevice. Felt nice. Sophie is about probably in her 40's, 5' and not more than 100 lbs with natural C / Ds. Wouldn't say they are perky but not completely droopy yet. Cute in a asian milfy way. Go back to the room and she massaged me for a good 15 minutes and the massage was great. Little lady is surprisingly very strong with her hands and forearms. She was always answering texts and actually answering the phone too. Usually that is annoying to me but if I didn't hear her I wouldn't have known since it did not reduce the pressure of the massage or even effect it. Definitely experienced in multi-tasking. Flipped and negotiated. I already paid 70 for the 1 hour massage / table shower so she accepted an additional 130. BBJ and CFS. Started standard missionary and got behind her for doggy. About 10 minutes in I'm almost there and she picks up when one of you dudes called. She's talking telling whoever on the phone to come and she'll text you the address. I was amused actually since she didn't even skip a beat while I'm almost finishing. Overall I'd say looks 7/10 but the massage was a 9/10. Bubbly personality and the massage to me made the experience very satisfying.