Massage Parlor Reports

[FuckIt216]

Some one correct me if I'm wrong, there seems to be two "Orange" spas on the same street. The one directly across from the Jewel and McDonalds is 3800. The other is further north and on the right across from the laundromat past the Citgo. That one is the one where the most spoken about activities are available. This is for clarity. If I'm giving erroneous information it's not by design.

Only 1 Orange that is across from the laundromat and the one across from the Jewel is Archer Perfect Spa.

Both excellent choices as I frequent them both.

[FuckIt216]

She is a great find already had 3 sessions with her and probably a 4th soon you can tell she likes what she does.

Almost immediately after reading Fuckit's review of Angela I got a text from Perfect Archer about her along with a picture and a short video. 100% the girl you meet. Angela is a little thick and her boobs are very nice probably C / Ds. Was really sore today so I actually wanted the massage and she seems to know what she is doing. I have bundled nerves in my shoulder that sometimes causes numbness in my arm. She felt it, mentioned it and then spent some time massaging it and I have to say my shoulder feels better than usual. I asked for a quick table shower before the real exchange was made and it was quick and thorough. Not sure if she offers B2 B because of the order of things. I did try to give it all to her at the beginning of the session but she declined.

After the shower we head back to the room and discuss the rest of the "Massage". Very short cat bath on the legs but as Fuckit mentioned. She loves to lick. She spends some time licking the boys and up and down Mr. Johnson. It is a fantastic tease she does this very very well. The BBBJ as far as feel goes in my opinion is a SOLID 8. 5/10. Now people vary on their preferences so if you want to see if you will feel the same about her let me elaborate. Soft lips, wet, either real fast or real slow and just the right suction not too much not too little. I would come back for the BBBJ alone.

[Dbiz01]

LOL! True definition of multi-tasking.

Was intrigued from the recent reviews of Archer Perfect SpA so check it out this evening. I was let in by Angela. She does look similar to the pics the booker sent me, not as good as the pics but that can be expected. Most people don't look like their nice pics and at least the pics weren't as blatantly photoshopped like 95% of the other places I get sent pics. I'd give her a 6-7 on looks. I was not feeling her so opted for other girl. Sofie / Sophie? I don't know if she is the mamasan / booker since she had a couple of phones and kept answering and texting. Asked for the table shower. Very cold in the room as the door was kept wide open, strange. She did do a really thorough job on the soaping me up and washing every crevice. Felt nice. Sophie is about probably in her 40's, 5' and not more than 100 lbs with natural C / Ds. Wouldn't say they are perky but not completely droopy yet. Cute in a asian milfy way. Go back to the room and she massaged me for a good 15 minutes and the massage was great. Little lady is surprisingly very strong with her hands and forearms. She was always answering texts and actually answering the phone too. Usually that is annoying to me but if I didn't hear her I wouldn't have known since it did not reduce the pressure of the massage or even effect it. Definitely experienced in multi-tasking. Flipped and negotiated. I already paid 70 for the 1 hour massage / table shower so she accepted an additional 130. BBJ and CFS. Started standard missionary and got behind her for doggy. About 10 minutes in I'm almost there and she picks up when one of you dudes called. She's talking telling whoever on the phone to come and she'll text you the address. I was amused actually since she didn't even skip a beat while I'm almost finishing. Overall I'd say looks 7/10 but the massage was a 9/10. Bubbly personality and the massage to me made the experience very satisfying.

[IveBeenThere]

Thanks to one particular monger in your area for answering a bunch of questions. I am intrigued with the AMP scene in your area there.

One more question, I keep seeing people mention "the booker" do you guys have to call first before going? In south bend we just show up and walk in. Several places here generally do not even answer their phone.

For the most part, you get whoever is next up. If your a regular, you can ask for someone at the door but that doesn't mean you will get them.

So I'm curious about the booker and then being sent pics via text from the booker.

Thanks and stay safe.

[Fit312]

Some one correct me if I'm wrong, there seems to be two "Orange" spas on the same street. The one directly across from the Jewel and McDonalds is 3800. The other is further north and on the right across from the laundromat past the Citgo. That one is the one where the most spoken about activities are available. This is for clarity. If I'm giving erroneous information it's not by design.

The place further southwest is Body Health Center. I'm only the Junior Ambassador, so I don't know what level of service they currently provide, but there was a single older lady working when I stopped in briefly. Didn't seem terribly erotic, so maybe it's more like a back office for their main operation. She gave me a card for Orange when I left.

[Moss734]

Was intrigued from the recent reviews of Archer Perfect SpA so check it out this evening. I was let in by Angela. She does look similar to the pics the booker sent me, not as good as the pics but that can be expected. Most people don't look like their nice pics and at least the pics weren't as blatantly photoshopped like 95% of the other places I get sent pics. I'd give her a 6-7 on looks. I was not feeling her so opted for other girl. Sofie / Sophie? I don't know if she is the mamasan / booker since she had a couple of phones and kept answering and texting. Asked for the table shower. Very cold in the room as the door was kept wide open, strange. She did do a really thorough job on the soaping me up and washing every crevice. Felt nice. Sophie is about probably in her 40's, 5' and not more than 100 lbs with natural C / Ds. Wouldn't say they are perky but not completely droopy yet. Cute in a asian milfy way. Go back to the room and she massaged me for a good 15 minutes and the massage was great. Little lady is surprisingly very strong with her hands and forearms. She was always answering texts and actually answering the phone too. Usually that is annoying to me but if I didn't hear her I wouldn't have known since it did not reduce the pressure of the massage or even effect it. Definitely experienced in multi-tasking. Flipped and negotiated. I already paid 70 for the 1 hour massage / table shower so she accepted an additional 130. BBJ and CFS. Started standard missionary and got behind her for doggy. About 10 minutes in I'm almost there and she picks up when one of you dudes called. She's talking telling whoever on the phone to come and she'll text you the address. I was amused actually since she didn't even skip a beat while I'm almost finishing. Overall I'd say looks 7/10 but the massage was a 9/10. Bubbly personality and the massage to me made the experience very satisfying.

[HappyGardener]

Decided to give JK Massage in Buffalo Grove a try. Saw ads on bedpage, reviews on rubmaps and thought it seemed like I'd be able to get at least L1 if not L2, but no dice.
https://chicago.bedpage.com/Escorts/.../23129399.html

There is a thread devoted to Buffalo Grove massage places.

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...ington-heights

[ZzTopSterZz]

Anyone have details on her?

Maybe try emp thread. It needs some life and replies won't get buried among 100 posts about the same four AMP's that get all the attention here.

[Bourbon Neat]

I tried this place again after a bit of a hiatus. Not sure why I keep coming back, other than it being close by. Place stank like fish, maybe smoky from cooking? I should have left, but went for an hour. Decent massage, but I couldn't get over the burnt fish smell. I won't be back.

First time I went to the new location I got very solid massage + BBBJ w / full UTC roaming, including FIV. Don't know the girl's name, but she was really friendly even with almost no English. She was really apologetic when the doorbell rang and she had to answer it. "Sorry. Ding dong. Sorry. " Can't be mad about that.

The next time was with the girl who came over from the old place so I knew how bad the massage was going to be with L1 only and zero roaming.

Not going back. Too bad. Real close to home. And, yes, the place is a mess.

BN.

[Throwaway5192]

Almost immediately after reading Fuckit's review of Angela I got a text from Perfect Archer about her along with a picture and a short video. 100% the girl you meet. Angela is a little thick and her boobs are very nice probably C / Ds. Was really sore today so I actually wanted the massage and she seems to know what she is doing. I have bundled nerves in my shoulder that sometimes causes numbness in my arm. She felt it, mentioned it and then spent some time massaging it and I have to say my shoulder feels better than usual. I asked for a quick table shower before the real exchange was made and it was quick and thorough. Not sure if she offers B2 B because of the order of things. I did try to give it all to her at the beginning of the session but she declined.

After the shower we head back to the room and discuss the rest of the "Massage". Very short cat bath on the legs but as Fuckit mentioned. She loves to lick. She spends some time licking the boys and up and down Mr. Johnson. It is a fantastic tease she does this very very well. The BBBJ as far as feel goes in my opinion is a SOLID 8. 5/10. Now people vary on their preferences so if you want to see if you will feel the same about her let me elaborate. Soft lips, wet, either real fast or real slow and just the right suction not too much not too little. I would come back for the BBBJ alone. It really was fantastic and I am a little picky about how I like them done so again just great head. Her average depth is good and on her DT attempts she gets a little bit more than half. When she does this you can feel her working her tongue and I just love to see a girl who keeps the tongue working during a BBBJ. When I remember my time with Angela I will most likely remember that tongue.

She proposes cowgirl and again Fuckit hits the nail on the head. She fucks you. Like she really fucks you. Cat feels great. Not all girls will drop their body on you the way Angela does and it makes for some amazing feeling strokes. My favorite variation feet planted and she had great stamina. You can tell by the way she moves that her thighs are strong as hell. Her cowgirl movements are fluid and feel practiced *wink wink*. Kind of seemed like she took some pride in it and you got to love to see someone who wants to be good at something like that hahaha. I am feeling like I am ready to let her rest and I motion for doggy. I get her on the edge of the bed feet on the ground with a pillow under her bellow so she can lay flat. Little bit of ass for the grabbing. She is on her tip toes and I am railing her and the bed to the wall. As always I love to see a girl gripping the edge of the bed with her hair draped across her back moving back and forth with each thrust. I reach for a titty and she gets up on her arms for a little bit to allow me to enjoy her fantastic feeling tits. Great for a little while but I am about ready to pop. I let go of her titty and she gets back on her belly and I go into turbo mode for the next 14.4 seconds AH-UH-OH-AH!! And I'm out.

Angela was fantastic and I believe she said she was here for the next 8 days.

[WoozerBuck]

Cloe Latina there today. Is/was money hungry with me. Everything is an extra with her. Mouth is good. But pussy is loose and she complained a lot. Last week Lianna was 160 hr. This girl said 200 hr. And Lianna is better looking and better service.

BBBJ extra.
Licking/sucking balls and nipples extra.
Cum on body extra.

Like WTF.

Has anyone tried Lucy at Orange Spa? She is there two weeks. Her photos are likely fake but you never know.

W Buck.

[ClearlyFakeUse]

Decided to give JK Massage in Buffalo Grove a try. Saw ads on bedpage, reviews on rubmaps and thought it seemed like I'd be able to get at least L1 if not L2, but no dice. Massage was decent, masseuse, late 40's / early 50's was friendly and kept grazing my balls and rubbing her tits / ass into my hand so I thought things were heading in the right direction. She aptly announces that there's ten minutes left (there were 30) and I asked whether there were any extras / upgrades available and she said her English wasn't good. I pointed to my dick and she was like no no no, sorry. I finished up my 10 minutes, tipped her $15 on a $65 hour massage and left.

I don't know if this place doesn't do extras or if I didn't initiate correctly but either way I'm driving home disappointed.

Caveat emptor.

https://chicago.bedpage.com/Escorts/.../23129399.html

[Bourbon Neat]

Just want to add my 2 cents about LuLu.

Made appointment and arrived right on time. Greeted by LuLu. She's really cute. Great personality, even silly in a fun way. Put the 2. 8 VIP on the table.

She strips down immediately. Great soft tits, nice ass, a little belly (which I like). Pretty good massage, nothing memorable. On the flip, she cleans my dick with rubbing alcohol and a paper towel. Kind of stung, but it went away. She climbs on board and goes straight to BB 69. Gave me a great view of her pussy and ass, and easy tongue access to both. She was OK with my finger in her ass. Could have used some lube. (I'll ask for it next time).

I'm an older guy so her BBBJ was a little more than I can handle. I like prostate play but asked too late. She said she'd slow down next time. Also asked how many fingers I like.

100% would repeat.

BN.

[Rodney1117]

Some one correct me if I'm wrong, there seems to be two "Orange" spas on the same street. The one directly across from the Jewel and McDonalds is 3800. The other is further north and on the right across from the laundromat past the Citgo. That one is the one where the most spoken about activities are available. This is for clarity. If I'm giving erroneous information it's not by design.

[YuhColoy]

Cloe Latina there today. Is/was money hungry with me. Everything is an extra with her. Mouth is good. But pussy is loose and she complained a lot. Last week Lianna was 160 hr. This girl said 200 hr. And Lianna is better looking and better service.

BBBJ extra.
Licking/sucking balls and nipples extra.
Cum on body extra.

Like WTF.