Massage Parlor Reports

**Throwaway5192** · 12-19-23 20:36

Almost immediately after reading Fuckit's review of Angela I got a text from Perfect Archer about her along with a picture and a short video. 100% the girl you meet. Angela is a little thick and her boobs are very nice probably C / Ds. Was really sore today so I actually wanted the massage and she seems to know what she is doing. I have bundled nerves in my shoulder that sometimes causes numbness in my arm. She felt it, mentioned it and then spent some time massaging it and I have to say my shoulder feels better than usual. I asked for a quick table shower before the real exchange was made and it was quick and thorough. Not sure if she offers B2 B because of the order of things. I did try to give it all to her at the beginning of the session but she declined.

After the shower we head back to the room and discuss the rest of the "Massage". Very short cat bath on the legs but as Fuckit mentioned. She loves to lick. She spends some time licking the boys and up and down Mr. Johnson. It is a fantastic tease she does this very very well. The BBBJ as far as feel goes in my opinion is a SOLID 8. 5/10. Now people vary on their preferences so if you want to see if you will feel the same about her let me elaborate. Soft lips, wet, either real fast or real slow and just the right suction not too much not too little. I would come back for the BBBJ alone. It really was fantastic and I am a little picky about how I like them done so again just great head. Her average depth is good and on her DT attempts she gets a little bit more than half. When she does this you can feel her working her tongue and I just love to see a girl who keeps the tongue working during a BBBJ. When I remember my time with Angela I will most likely remember that tongue.

She proposes cowgirl and again Fuckit hits the nail on the head. She fucks you. Like she really fucks you. Cat feels great. Not all girls will drop their body on you the way Angela does and it makes for some amazing feeling strokes. My favorite variation feet planted and she had great stamina. You can tell by the way she moves that her thighs are strong as hell. Her cowgirl movements are fluid and feel practiced *wink wink*. Kind of seemed like she took some pride in it and you got to love to see someone who wants to be good at something like that hahaha. I am feeling like I am ready to let her rest and I motion for doggy. I get her on the edge of the bed feet on the ground with a pillow under her bellow so she can lay flat. Little bit of ass for the grabbing. She is on her tip toes and I am railing her and the bed to the wall. As always I love to see a girl gripping the edge of the bed with her hair draped across her back moving back and forth with each thrust. I reach for a titty and she gets up on her arms for a little bit to allow me to enjoy her fantastic feeling tits. Great for a little while but I am about ready to pop. I let go of her titty and she gets back on her belly and I go into turbo mode for the next 14.4 seconds AH-UH-OH-AH!! And I'm out.

Angela was fantastic and I believe she said she was here for the next 8 days.

**WoozerBuck** · 12-19-23 19:34

Originally Posted by YuhColoy [View Original Post]

Cloe Latina there today. Is/was money hungry with me. Everything is an extra with her. Mouth is good. But pussy is loose and she complained a lot. Last week Lianna was 160 hr. This girl said 200 hr. And Lianna is better looking and better service.

BBBJ extra.
Licking/sucking balls and nipples extra.
Cum on body extra.

Like WTF.

Has anyone tried Lucy at Orange Spa? She is there two weeks. Her photos are likely fake but you never know.

W Buck.

**ClearlyFakeUse** · 12-19-23 19:25

Decided to give JK Massage in Buffalo Grove a try. Saw ads on bedpage, reviews on rubmaps and thought it seemed like I'd be able to get at least L1 if not L2, but no dice. Massage was decent, masseuse, late 40's / early 50's was friendly and kept grazing my balls and rubbing her tits / ass into my hand so I thought things were heading in the right direction. She aptly announces that there's ten minutes left (there were 30) and I asked whether there were any extras / upgrades available and she said her English wasn't good. I pointed to my dick and she was like no no no, sorry. I finished up my 10 minutes, tipped her $15 on a $65 hour massage and left.

I don't know if this place doesn't do extras or if I didn't initiate correctly but either way I'm driving home disappointed.

Caveat emptor.

https://chicago.bedpage.com/Escorts/.../23129399.html

**Bourbon Neat** · 12-19-23 19:12

Just want to add my 2 cents about LuLu.

Made appointment and arrived right on time. Greeted by LuLu. She's really cute. Great personality, even silly in a fun way. Put the 2. 8 VIP on the table.

She strips down immediately. Great soft tits, nice ass, a little belly (which I like). Pretty good massage, nothing memorable. On the flip, she cleans my dick with rubbing alcohol and a paper towel. Kind of stung, but it went away. She climbs on board and goes straight to BB 69. Gave me a great view of her pussy and ass, and easy tongue access to both. She was OK with my finger in her ass. Could have used some lube. (I'll ask for it next time).

I'm an older guy so her BBBJ was a little more than I can handle. I like prostate play but asked too late. She said she'd slow down next time. Also asked how many fingers I like.

100% would repeat.

BN.

**Rodney1117** · 12-19-23 18:20

Some one correct me if I'm wrong, there seems to be two "Orange" spas on the same street. The one directly across from the Jewel and McDonalds is 3800. The other is further north and on the right across from the laundromat past the Citgo. That one is the one where the most spoken about activities are available. This is for clarity. If I'm giving erroneous information it's not by design.

**YuhColoy** · 12-19-23 17:51

Cloe Latina there today. Is/was money hungry with me. Everything is an extra with her. Mouth is good. But pussy is loose and she complained a lot. Last week Lianna was 160 hr. This girl said 200 hr. And Lianna is better looking and better service.

BBBJ extra.
Licking/sucking balls and nipples extra.
Cum on body extra.

Like WTF.

**Random36** · 12-19-23 11:13

Anyone have details on her?

**Eddinger** · 12-19-23 10:24

I saw Liana last week but she left the day after I saw her. She was fantastic with a fantastic Colombian body and thin waist and it was very fun. No rimming like with the Asian women but fun all the same and hot to fuck a Columbian for a change. The photos on the site were her actual photos. 100%.

Originally Posted by ConfuciusMan [View Original Post]

I went after seeing reviews on Latin girl at Orange spa. I went. And older lady said no Latin girl. She didn't know what I was talking about. I think there are some fake Papa-san reviews going on here for orange, archer, perfect spa. Sounds like rub fake reviews like on the other paid subscription site. .

**FuckIt216** · 12-19-23 09:29

Originally Posted by Dannymn [View Original Post]

Thanks for the review. WHere this place is? COuld you please provide the address in my inbox if not here. ANd how much was the damage?

They are at Western & Archer directly across from the Jewel on Archer.

Settle on a full price with massage and table shower before just paying the house fee normally $150 gets but $200 gets extra special services from what I've learned.

**FuckIt216** · 12-19-23 09:26

Originally Posted by ConfuciusMan [View Original Post]

I went after seeing reviews on Latin girl at Orange spa. I went. And older lady said no Latin girl. She didn't know what I was talking about. I think there are some fake Papa-san reviews going on here for orange, archer, perfect spa. Sounds like rub fake reviews like on the other paid subscription site. .

Close is still there seen her yesterday she has a Columbia / Asian look but is stacked like a Columbian girl. There was a delay to see her because she is popular there right now but if you ask for Columbian they will give you Cloe Asian folks don't understand what latin means same thing happened to me at HKPD.

But message them and ask for Columbian Cloe.

**Bylethe** · 12-19-23 09:03

Originally Posted by Tennan [View Original Post]

She is the type of provider that I hope to find at these places. First off she is hot, and second her attitude and service are GFE all the way. She is a petite little treat with perfect tits and a nice bubble butt. Back in the room it was all business and we spent the entire time kissing, licking, sucking and fucking. BBBJ, 69, CFS with CIM finish. I'll spare all the juicy details, but she is really good at what she does.

Cute breasts and an amazing ass, That spicy hot tamale rode me to oblivion, we talking moaning, hands on my chest and all. Loved the experience and I can see how you can get addicted haha!

Damage was. 6 house fee + . 14 for the FS.

**JoeColorado** · 12-19-23 01:46

Originally Posted by ConfuciusMan [View Original Post]

I went after seeing reviews on Latin girl at Orange spa. I went. And older lady said no Latin girl. She didn't know what I was talking about. I think there are some fake Papa-san reviews going on here for orange, archer, perfect spa. Sounds like rub fake reviews like on the other paid subscription site. .

There was a Latin girl there a few days ago. I see she's not on their website anymore though so she must have left. I don't know if the review you're talking about is fake or not, but in the past couple months I've had two Latin girls there.

**ShuperShtar** · 12-19-23 01:39

Originally Posted by Jay117 [View Original Post]

Huh, I've never tried a lowball that low! No complaints though. I prefer to overpay a bit for good service, which often turns it into great service on repeat visits.

That's not really a lowball. Orange spa or https://top1spa.com/ claims on their site 140 with no extra fee.

**Jay117** · 12-19-23 01:15

Originally Posted by VideoGuy1980 [View Original Post]

I left a pretty nice review for Yuki on rubmaps. I was in town and decided to hit up 819 because there are a few reviews of a lady doing FS for 60. She wasn't there but I got a girl who says her name is Yuki. Very young. Nice b cups, pale skin and very very cute. Took my 50 for the door and told her all I had was 70 and yup she did BBBJ and cfs for that. Was really really good at the BBBJ, started licking my boys and had a really good tongue motion. I almost blew right away. She told me to leave a good review LOL.

Huh, I've never tried a lowball that low! No complaints though. I prefer to overpay a bit for good service, which often turns it into great service on repeat visits.

**ChiTownP** · 12-18-23 23:41

She was there til the 15th I believe.

Originally Posted by JasonWi [View Original Post]

I absolutely saw a Latina there last week in the hallway. Maybe she left and the older lady is playing dumb. If you search my profile for recent reviews, you'll see I left a poor review for another person at Orange, so you'll know I'm not an owner or advocate of that place or anything.