Massage Parlor Reports

[Bonnaryi]

I'm curious to know if Michelle is still at VIP. (Michelle formely of ET).

She was there last time I checked 3 weeks ago.

You can always call them and ask if Michelle is available.

[BbKingg]

Which should I visit today?

Pepsi!

She is a hot gramma.

[EastsideD]

Asian ML speaks good English, she claims 33 years old (I guess maybe much older).

Good massage skills but only HJ available for. 6.

Visited that place on Avondale. Also was with a girl in 35-45 range.

First, there was a Chinese dude hanging out in the kitchen. I should have left when I seen him from the parking lot.

Her massage skills are zero, after few minutes I stopped her because it was so bad. She said $100 for handy. I just laughed and told her to be reasonable, said that $50 or no go.

She agreed, but when I was almost there she suddenly stopped and said I need to giver her more money. That was an asshole move. Told her to keep going which she did, but that completely ruined the mood.

If it's not clear, I'm not coming back and won't recommend that place.

[Bfm66]

I'm curious to know if Michelle is still at VIP. (Michelle formely of ET).

I don't know if she is there right now, I know she seemed to take a lot of "vacations". But when she is there, she is a really good time!

[SkeletonKey6]

From what I've read about it, better prices and quality.

Anyone have info on the lineup at the north end places, ET, VIP, Kings, Sun?

I like 40's and slim, not 60's and chubby.

[MichaelT87]

Anyone have info on the lineup at the north end places, ET, VIP, Kings, Sun?

I like 40's and slim, not 60's and chubby.

I'm curious to know if Michelle is still at VIP. (Michelle formely of ET).

[Techdork]

Anyone have info on the lineup at the north end places, ET, VIP, Kings, Sun?

I like 40's and slim, not 60's and chubby.

Well I ended up at VIP. Didn't get the name, dark hair and big tits, prolly 50, not chubby but not thin either. Not very playful during the table shower which was a bad sign. She did scrub my ass really well, but no PM or even body slide, kept her dress on the whole time. On to the room, ho hum massage, flip CBJ and cfs.

When did the north end go all covered? I won't be back to VIP. I did get a Christmas present, gave me this as I was dressing. It won't be part of my desk set at home! VIP monogramed pen and flashlight.

[SkeletonKey6]

They bait & switched at 3103 a few months ago and after I was noticeably annoyed got a txt from same number pushing this sketchy ass Junezilla location. Same m. O. Where they txt you beauties and deliver beasts. Avoid these CFG a-holes like the plague they are. Someone ought to compile a parody ad using "Aromatherapy courtesy of Stale Chinese Food and Wet Feet" as their tagline haha.

Smells like a mixture of Chinese foot and wet feet. Two chubby grannies who tried way too hard to get me to stay. Hard pass.

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[ZoooBus]

FYI A2 has requested that we don't quote the shill ads here since that makes more text he has to delete. He wants us to press the Report Post link only.

That is a very good idea. Quoting them only makes it worse. Though there is another clearly fake review where the faux monger claims that he got an hour of CFS for $1. 20 total. Oh, and she was hot too. If the parking lot is not full with a line of guys outside the door you have to know that the review is fake.

Oh well, as I said on rants and raves "Unicorns everywhere!

[Techdork]

Anyone have info on the lineup at the north end places, ET, VIP, Kings, Sun?

I like 40's and slim, not 60's and chubby.

[Sea He Newb]

Hey just wanting to know where some of you would recommend in Ballard or close by? I heard Lin's is bad again. Don't know about the place by playgrounds not the one across the street but the one a couple buildings down from there, they had some good reviews but nothing lately. Also haven't heard anything about the place on market lately. If you have a recommendation thanks in advance.

Eternity is a bit north, but pretty great. Yami is amazing when it comes to teasing and build up. No touching though.

[PoonHunter2]

Smells like a mixture of Chinese foot and wet feet. Two chubby grannies who tried way too hard to get me to stay. Hard pass.

It's also in a terrifying location. There's a shooting every 6 months next door at the smoke shop. You couldn't pay me to go there.

[AussieFury]

Smells like a mixture of Chinese foot and wet feet. Two chubby grannies who tried way too hard to get me to stay. Hard pass.

[AussieFury]

Another totally BS review.

FYI A2 has requested that we don't quote the shill ads here since that makes more text he has to delete. He wants us to press the Report Post link only.

[WaRubMonger]

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EDITOR'S NOTE: This report was deleted because it contributed nothing of value and in fact constituted a complete waste of bandwidth.

The purpose of this Forum is to provide for the exchange if information between men on the subject of finding women for sex. Let's stick to the subject.

I'd like to thank you for not only creating more work for me but actually making the spam more effective by reprinting it. Since you don't fucking know let me educate you about how advertising works. The more a message gets put in front of somebodies eyes the more likely the person is to buy because they don't really remember the content, they just remember "hey, I'm seeing a lot about this place." The douchebags that spam us know there are assholes like you that can't wait to call them out, that's one of the reasons they keep doing it so seriously, sincerely let me thank you from the bottom of my fucking heart for causing me more work to remove your post and honestly thank you more for encouraging people to spam more.

I've only talked about this a thousand fucking times but some of you assholes just don't give a fuck, it's like you have call out disease.

Seriously, thanks

Have a nice fucking day

A2