Massage Parlor Reports

[VideoGuy1980]

I left a pretty nice review for Yuki on rubmaps. I was in town and decided to hit up 819 because there are a few reviews of a lady doing FS for 60. She wasn't there but I got a girl who says her name is Yuki. Very young. Nice b cups, pale skin and very very cute. Took my 50 for the door and told her all I had was 70 and yup she did BBBJ and cfs for that. Was really really good at the BBBJ, started licking my boys and had a really good tongue motion. I almost blew right away. She told me to leave a good review LOL.

[JasonWi]

Everyone becomes Yuki when they are popular and the MARKS fall for it but how would you really know, LOL.

Yeah if you ask a girl "Are you <Name You Read About Here ?" and <Name You Read About Here isn't working that day or is no longer working at the place, you run a risk of not ending up with the person you think you're ending up with.

[JasonWi]

I don't think so plus next time you try to return they might lie and not let you Inside and say "Sorry we're busy today filled with Appointments". I ask early on who I'm getting and make sure she's pretty A 10/10 or 9/10 maybe 8,7/10 at lowest.

Yeah in this case she was, looks-wise a 7. 5 in my book, and I found the others in the lineup to be 7's, so quite close looks-wise. So I was about 50-50 on even staying, but decided to stay. When the service / connection was poor, that's when I thought to myself "Maybe I should just stop and ask for someone from the bullpen," but I didn't act, and perhaps should have. Another monger via dm said that this may be possible.

[JasonWi]

Yeah, I asked Yuki if her name is Yuki on Friday night. So, you must be the big guy right behind me. LOL.

As for her identical twin, aren't these two places not that very far away from each other?

Kedzie and 819 are about 7 miles, 25 minutes from each other. I believe same ownership group (So it would seem impossible that the same Yuki would be in same place within minutes, but plausible, if one place was short a girl and the other was short on business, that she'd move during the day.

[Throwaway5192]

Yeah, I asked Yuki if her name is Yuki on Friday night. So, you must be the big guy right behind me. LOL.

As for her identical twin, aren't these two places not that very far away from each other?

This is interesting because I saw Yukiat 819 Friday night and I didn't leave the shop until after 8 pm. I definitely messaged Mitsom about how they might be using the same picture to advertise two girls and even have the same name. The Yuki I saw at Tokyo last month (posted on their Twitter as "Sichuan beauty Suki") was the picture 819 sent me Friday night. Different girl though. I smoke way too much to remember which girl looked more like the picture but I am leaning towards the girl at Kedzie. Yuki at tokyo was shorter and Kedzie Yuki has a noticeable scar on her ribs.

I went to retry based on what Mitsom said she was okay with in her review. Wasn't the same service because it wasn't the same girl. Mitsom was right she gives great head up until her jaw gets tired but I went late so 20 minutes inside her mouth was fine as my warmup.

I have seen 4 girls named Yuki since October but this is the first time they had the same picture.

[DMichaels69]

Everyone becomes Yuki when they are popular and the MARKS fall for it but how would you really know, LOL.

One of you guys messaged me saying they deep D'd Yuki at 819 the same night another of you posted that they hit it at Kedzie. So either there are two Yuki's or she's fast af and making bank.

[Nated]

So was driving down Irving Park and saw a new place B&D Health Spa.

Decided to TOFTT and it's a for sure "stay clear".

Knocked on door, older woman in a sexyish teddy answers. Looks (nice body butterface - 4/10).

Barely spoke English other than. "Money, money".

Gave her what I thought was door fee and she starts making the HJ, BJ, FS hand signals.

I wasn't into her at all but needed a massage.

What I got, wouldn't even consider it that. She sorta waved her hands over me for 5-10 minutes, had me flip, and went straight for my junk.

Gave me a meh handshake and then was rushing me out the door. Laid back down for her to finish the massage, she looked puzzled, but waved her hands over me for another 5 minutes.

Summary: Never Again.

Looks (4/10).

Massage (1/10).

Service (2/10).

Total: $70.

If you're looking for a decent massage and ts with decent girls in Irving Natural Elements is the place to visit, been going there for many, many years, same prices, no negotiation, I tip the price of the massage, they all love me there and all of them clamor to get me as their client. I had one girl grab me from the one that was taking me to a room once LOL. Definitely call beforehand though, they are really busy usually. FYI though, handshake ONLY, don't even try anything else.

[Proton456]

Can someone confirm 819 yuki moved to kedzie? Was at 819 Friday night-Anne was busy-saw someone when asked if her name was Yuki said yes-but maybe she didn't understand. She was very pleasant and wouldn't mind repeating-just don't want to drive to kedzie for nothin. Anyone been to RL? Does anyone even go to RL anymore?

Yeah, I asked Yuki if her name is Yuki on Friday night. So, you must be the big guy right behind me. LOL.

As for her identical twin, aren't these two places not that very far away from each other?

[Jay117]

One of you guys messaged me saying they deep D'd Yuki at 819 the same night another of you posted that they hit it at Kedzie. So either there are two Yuki's or she's fast af and making bank.

What?? Next you'll be telling me there are two "Lisas" in Chicago! Heh.

[Nowhere500]

Anybody see Cloe at Orange Spa? Any chance she matches her picture on their Instagram page?

[GMoney05]

If you're not vibing with the girl early on, but after you've paid and your and her clothes are off (so at start of massage or table shower), have you ever asked mamasan / papasan for a change? Any success?

I don't think so plus next time you try to return they might lie and not let you Inside and say "Sorry we're busy today filled with Appointments". I ask early on who I'm getting and make sure she's pretty A 10/10 or 9/10 maybe 8,7/10 at lowest.

[GMoney05]

So was driving down Irving Park and saw a new place B&D Health Spa. 3900ish W Irving Park.

Decided to TOFTT and it's a for sure "stay clear".

Knocked on door, older woman in a sexyish teddy answers. Looks (nice body butterface - 4/10).

Barely spoke English other than. "Money, money".

Gave her what I thought was door fee and she starts making the HJ, BJ, FS hand signals.

I wasn't into her at all but needed a massage.

What I got, wouldn't even consider it that. She sorta waved her hands over me for 5-10 minutes, had me flip, and went straight for my junk.

Gave me a meh handshake and then was rushing me out the door. Laid back down for her to finish the massage, she looked puzzled, but waved her hands over me for another 5 minutes..

Yeah Irving Park has new Spas popping up left and right. But you only spent $70? How many ladies was working there just the Buttaface? 70 bucks for A Hand-Shake ain't bad.

[Mitsom]

I saw Yuki today at 819, but there can be more than one girl calling herself Yuki. Same gil was there during the week. Faded youth petite with plastic surgery, right?

One of you guys messaged me saying they deep D'd Yuki at 819 the same night another of you posted that they hit it at Kedzie. So either there are two Yuki's or she's fast af and making bank.

[Jay117]

I saw Yuki today at 819, but there can be more than one girl calling herself Yuki. Same gil was there during the week. Faded youth petite with plastic surgery, right?

Hmm, I also saw Yuki today at 819 (first time for me). Was small and thin and spoke essentially no English. Went right into DFK and was overall enthusiastic. Pretty young.

[Fit312]

Can someone confirm 819 yuki moved to kedzie? Was at 819 Friday night-Anne was busy-saw someone when asked if her name was Yuki said yes-but maybe she didn't understand. She was very pleasant and wouldn't mind repeating-just don't want to drive to kedzie for nothin. Anyone been to RL? Does anyone even go to RL anymore?

I saw Yuki today at 819, but there can be more than one girl calling herself Yuki. Same gil was there during the week. Faded youth petite with plastic surgery, right?