Massage Parlor Reports

**Saffrole** · 12-18-23 14:04

I stopped at the place behind Subway last Wednesday and met up with a lady named 'lala' or something like that. She looks around 30 years old with a very good body. Nice round butt and tits. She was very affectionate and jumped right into the teasing. Got me on the table and thought she was going to start BBBJ, but then, disappointingly, put on the cover before she started. She gave about as good a CBJ as you can get for a few minutes, and then climbed on top and either was really enjoying herself or did a great job of acting like she was. I probs won't go back because of the lack of BBBJ, but if that's not important to you, I highly recommend her.

**Gvbdc** · 12-18-23 12:54

LOL. I need to get back on visiting places again so I can provide more helpful content, as it's been a while. Any suggestions on how to moderate these spam posts.

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EDITOR'S NOTE: This report was deleted because it contributed nothing of value and in fact constituted a complete waste of bandwidth.

The purpose of this Forum is to provide for the exchange if information between men on the subject of finding women for sex. Let's stick to the subject.

Yes, use the fucking report post button we gave you.

I'd also like to personally thank you for making more work for me and for making the spam more effective. Seriously, thank you very fucking much. Because now that I've wasted my time getting rid of the posts quoting the spammer I can actually take care of the spammer that somebody was kind enough to report.

Before you say it, we see the forum very differently than you do, you're looking at posts in chronological order on one thread, you have context. We see all moderated posts in chronological order forum wide. Catching spam posts is nearly impossible for us, hence the fucking report post button.

I'm so tired of saying this 27 fucking time a day, every day.

A2

**Mitch Cor** · 12-18-23 12:50

Chinese Tuina in Bellevue is under new management now. Anyone try them yet? Looks like new signage up, etc.

**Silk112** · 12-18-23 07:11

There were 2 girls available. My buddy is a regular here and says this is one of his favorite places ever. After seeing Tiffani, I can see why.

The eddy is：https://goo.gl/maps/yfBof1XFvY8XnBUg8.

When she came back in, she provided such a nice massage. Her hands were soft and sensual and she pressed on my back with great skill. I felt her breasts and reached under her dress to play with her kitten. I pulled down her panties soon after that and she tells me to turn over. My pole is up and she starts a nice CBJ. Then she mounts me, switched positions a couple of times. I pounded into her clean shaven pussy. She's tight and very moist. I sucked on her breasts and she got on top, gyrating on top of me. She rode back and forth, and I sucked on her nipples. She had a beautiful body and her skin was so smooth. I finally busted and it felt amazing. She cleaned me up and I left happily.

**CornHusker72** · 12-17-23 20:17

Originally Posted by TotallyNoob [View Original Post]

Hey just wanting to know where some of you would recommend in Ballard or close by? I heard Lin's is bad again. Don't know about the place by playgrounds not the one across the street but the one a couple buildings down from there, they had some good reviews but nothing lately. Also haven't heard anything about the place on market lately. If you have a recommendation thanks in advance.

UU, just south of Smiling, is pretty good. I went there maybe 3 months ago for the first time and saw Anna -- nice massage for the first 30 min and after the flip she took off her top and teased my dick with her tits and finished with a nice CBJ. I was hoping to see her again the following week but she was gone, replaced by Wendy. I think it was her first day because she didn't seem to know where anything was. She was willing to do CBJ but offered uncovered for 150. I didn't bring enough but she still licked the head for a few minutes before putting the cover on. She let me suck her tits a bit before she started sucking me off and I was cumming in no time. I went back to see Wendy again a few weeks ago, but I guess she's not always in the mood, because her CBJ was disappointing. She kept starting and stopping and readjusting, and then she stopped just as I was cumming -- got up off the table and just left my dick twitching. Maybe she thought I'd already cum, I dunno, but it was kind of a letdown. Haven't been back since.

**Seattle Ampfan** · 12-17-23 12:44

Originally Posted by TotallyNoob [View Original Post]

Hey just wanting to know where some of you would recommend in Ballard or close by? I heard Lin's is bad again. Don't know about the place by playgrounds not the one across the street but the one a couple buildings down from there, they had some good reviews but nothing lately. Also haven't heard anything about the place on market lately. If you have a recommendation thanks in advance.

You might want to say what you consider to be important. What to you makes a place "good" vs "bad"? I went to Lin's sometime within the last couple of months and I thought it was good. The main issue I have with that place is that it's on a busy street (85th) and you have to stand in front of the door waiting for someone to unlock it.

Which is probably why I go to Smiling Art a lot. Can enter from the back, door is always open. Although no FS there, and lately everyone there seems to need a phone app to have a conversation with (zero English skills). But at least they are grannie / auntie-free.

**TotallyNoob** · 12-16-23 18:45

Hey just wanting to know where some of you would recommend in Ballard or close by? I heard Lin's is bad again. Don't know about the place by playgrounds not the one across the street but the one a couple buildings down from there, they had some good reviews but nothing lately. Also haven't heard anything about the place on market lately. If you have a recommendation thanks in advance.

**OzzyKid62** · 12-15-23 20:09

Stopped by my go-to place at Sun Spa in Lynnwood. Noah introduced me to Nana, a sweet and fun girl, a bit thicker than I prefer but had a nice set of jugs. The highlight was in the table shower with all the slipping, sliding and some Russian. Massage was relaxing especially when Noah joined in for the last 15 minutes. A four handed massage is pretty cool. Recommend Nana for the table shower alone. Happy hunting!

**Moose21** · 12-15-23 01:47

Originally Posted by DanteDog [View Original Post]

Been around a while but haven't broken into th massage parlor scene. Currently moving to Des Moines and was wondering if there are any decent places that offer extras in that area. PM if you like.

Federal Way to the south and Burien to the north are minutes from you and have what you want.

**TocyBrawler** · 12-15-23 00:27

Asian ML speaks good English, she claims 33 years old (I guess maybe much older).

Good massage skills but only HJ available for. 6.

**DanteDog** · 12-14-23 22:18

Been around a while but haven't broken into th massage parlor scene. Currently moving to Des Moines and was wondering if there are any decent places that offer extras in that area. PM if you like.

**NName66** · 12-14-23 19:19

Anyone had any success here? I've been a few times and have gotten lots of teasing and even been uncovered during some sessions, but the place seems mostly legit. Just wondering if its a YMMV situation and it could happen eventually or if its all just a waste of time.

**Member #7062** · 12-14-23 18:12

Totally legit massage.

This place screams AMP with extras but when I got into the room there was a sign on the wall warning about no shenanegans.

The older lady was super my type. Thicker MILF looking lady. Honestly gave one of the best massages I've had in a while and even a little teasing but no extras at all. She was nice about it though. Wonder if this is new state of affairs with this place.

**HouseFriedRice** · 12-14-23 00:27

Originally Posted by GolphPro [View Original Post]

Does she eat ass?

Didn't ask.

**Efurufe** · 12-13-23 15:41

Originally Posted by HungByNite [View Original Post]

Had a hankering for some skilled Asian action, so I zeroed in on Eastern Wisdom Massage.
The vibe was chill and under the radar.
Even with her basic English, she was unexpectedly witty and flirty.
...her chest snug against mine.
Whether it was just a standard rub or BBJ, she was all in.
Maybe it was the hefty tip I left or something else, but her smile made leaving feel like a crime.

I had no idea ChatGPT was a member here!