Massage Parlor Reports

[Maxen]

Stopped by and met Apple, who told me she also works down the street in Temple City at ZX (I think) on SG blvd, my cup of tea, skinny MILF with heavy hanger's who gave me the full hour!

[LostLimit]

Could you tell me which happy massage is this? When I check on my map there's about 3 places on SGV with happy on its name.

Next to a cemetery

[Jparkla23]

You are in the wrong place.

Nothing about this forum is about "trading" as you can see from the homepage to enter.

Thought OP wanted to play wheel of fortune. Probably best to post their experiences and a member will ask for information and then a trade might be possible. I think most can guess the name on the list and probably no need for a trade. I agree, the post was funny.

[LC310]

Been a goon sharing my goop for a few years now. Let me know if you can't fill in the blanks and / or additional recommendations.

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Have some spots outside of sgv. Sfv, Dino, daygo, and Sf. Please DM me for trades.

You are in the wrong place.

Nothing about this forum includes "trading" as you can see from the homepage to enter.

[PandasExpress]

This report on ECO at Happy was pretty spot on. She does kind of look like that IG model but plus 10-20 years. Nice firm bod with man-mades. Very talkative with a nice personality. Massage was also pretty decent compared to most FS places so it kind of feels like you got two services. Only knock was that she's a bit of a dead fish during the deed compared to the action you can hear going on from the other rooms.

Could you tell me which happy massage is this? When I check on my map there's about 3 places on SGV with happy on its name.

[KeepFishn]

Happy Massage has an Indonesian provider who is the spitting image of the Thai Instagram hottie know as "Asianparadiseee" (https://www.instagram.com/p/CypxzeFy...RlODBiNWFlZA==).

Tues-Thurs.

For a buck twenty she gives a decent rub and will let ya pound her pretty little bod.

She's the kind of spinner I like. Small but not too small. A little curvy but not bodacious.

Pretty face. Long brown hair. BRACES. Soft skin. Funny personality and can DT a above average member.

Goes by the name ECO.

This report on ECO at Happy was pretty spot on. She does kind of look like that IG model but plus 10-20 years. Nice firm bod with man-mades. Very talkative with a nice personality. Massage was also pretty decent compared to most FS places so it kind of feels like you got two services. Only knock was that she's a bit of a dead fish during the deed compared to the action you can hear going on from the other rooms.

[SaltyDog]

Been a goon sharing my goop for a few years now. Let me know if you can't fill in the blanks and / or additional recommendations.

N_ _ _.

Ce_ _ (both).

K_ _ _ _.

J_ _ _ _.

C _ _ _ _.

_ _ n_ _.

Mi_ _ _ _ _ _.

Have some spots outside of sgv. Sfv, Dino, daygo, and Sf. Please DM me for trades.

How many times have I heard "Willing to trade" and how many times have I heard members say they gave information and received no trade? Lots!

[Shure]

Been a goon sharing my goop for a few years now. Let me know if you can't fill in the blanks and / or additional recommendations.

N_ _ _.

Ce_ _ (both).

K_ _ _ _.

J_ _ _ _.

C _ _ _ _.

_ _ n_ _.

Mi_ _ _ _ _ _.

Have some spots outside of sgv. Sfv, Dino, daygo, and Sf. Please DM me for trades.

[SaltyDog]

I'm confused now. The 0. 8 for Jennifer is at swan massage? Look up health massage on rubmap and some dude says jennifer works across the street. Called and say no jennifer working here.

That's what she told me last time I seen her. Those legs and high heels look familiar don't they?! She's not there full time but she did say that to me. It's always been $. 0 for me. Bbj but covered FS for me.

[SaltyDog]

I'm confused now. The 0. 8 for Jennifer is at swan massage? Look up health massage on rubmap and some dude says jennifer works across the street. Called and say no jennifer working here.

That's what she told me last time I seen her. Those legs and high heels look familiar don't they?! She's not there full time but she did say that to me. It's always been $. 0 for me.

[LostLimit]

I'm confused now. The 0. 8 for Jennifer is at swan massage? Look up health massage on rubmap and some dude says jennifer works across the street. Called and say no jennifer working here.

[SaltyDog]

House fee included for only $0.80? That's even cheaper than just a HJ these now.

Confirmed it's open. I was pressed for time so I didn't go in. Went to see Karen and got stood up. Yea yea I know I had to see for myself her body type.

[BigBirdy1]

I have been seeing Jennifer for a while and she is my go to BBBJ provider. For $0. 8 (house fee included) she will do a 15 minute BBBJ only session with cim. I have been seeing her for a while so prices may be a little different for new guys but she is definitely the best BBBJ budget friendly option in town.

House fee included for only $0.80? That's even cheaper than just a HJ these now.

[SaltyDog]

This is the name of the parlor for Jenniferthe lady aforementioned. Def not legit and BBFS always. They have their new number posted on the door now but it does get busy. Would call ahead so you're not sitting in front of a gated door making it obvious.

https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massage-health-massage-el-monte-ca-22118#rubmaps

After a double check, I indeed have bad intel. I apologize for those who took a plunge because of it.

This is the link to the parlor as mentioned and though it says closed online, you have to go to the place itself as their new number is posted on the door. Good luck fellas. Again, apologies for the wrong address.

Is that picture that's posted there accurate? Gals got some beefy legs. Last time I visited that spot there was a blonde Chinese gal that did me. If I want a nonstop BBJ I always hit up Lisa the kissing expert when in that area. Jennifer told me once she works across the street. Didn't pay attention to what was there. Weird how RB says the place is closed. What is that next door a AA place?

[Member #6548]

Thank you for your apologies. But you corrected yourself too late to save me. Fml.

I went to the first place you said (ocean health) fully expecting a BBFS and got nothing. Not even a handy. Just a bad rubdown. I would have been fine if the rub was decent, but it was not.

Walking in, it really didn't look like a FS place. A bunch of old Chinese dudes clients coming and out. They "cleaned" the bed by spraying a few stuff on it. But it was pretty much the same sheets as the guy before.

Rub sucked. Often times she was using one hand because she was eating and drinking and using the phone with the other hand.

I have been seeing Jennifer for a while and she is my go to BBBJ provider. For $0. 8 (house fee included) she will do a 15 minute BBBJ only session with cim. I have been seeing her for a while so prices may be a little different for new guys but she is definitely the best BBBJ budget friendly option in town.