Massage Parlor Reports

**Pilot Aviator** · 07-07-08 22:34

Made and kept my appointment with Lisa today at *** (a convenient place near the mixing bowl).

Arrived on time just as the previous client left.

She escorted me to the room (not sure where Sarah was today.- perhaps assisting another client as two of the other three rooms were closed. 8 for the hour (I think I will likely switch to 30 minute appointments.- even at this reliable location, it never seems I get my full hour (my only complaint).

Some new and better some new and not better.

1. They just replaced the table for the TS.- larger and even more comfortable than the previous table (I think this is one of the top two TS locations.- but, I've not tried enough different places to be an authority).

{lots of hot water. Lots of soap and scrub everywhere. And giggles and laughs.-- I try to pretend the therapist is laughing with me not at me}.

2. Seems like new towels and new linen.

3. Lisa was wearing a pair of denim long-shorts (this was new. Not to my liking). On the plus side, they did slide easily off of her hips later (before the flip).

Once back in the room.- Massage.- better than last time.- deeper into the muscle. I particularly appreciated the "lomi-lomi" forearm/elbow work. Friendly, polite roaming permitted above and below (both before but mostly after the flip). Standard NoVa.- with extended head, arm, and feet massage after the dreaming and a hot towel cleanup before I left.

Standard tip. A repeat visit for me with Lisa. Visit one was good.- this was better.

Remember.- always be nice to the ladies!

**Excellent Dude** · 07-07-08 20:22

Okay! Okay! Okay! I'd be the first one to say that I was an Ahole, if I was an Ahole.
I still do not have the location of MT.

If you gents would be so kind enough, as to, donate that info, I will be happy to apologize.

As a matter of fact just to end all this, I apologize!

Now as to the whereabouts of MT?

Your humble slight of hand artist, FFM.

**Pcpc1688** · 07-07-08 18:38

Originally Posted by Flimflamman

You should read the Forum, I have asshole.

Nowhere in the forum does it say anything about MT, asshole.

Since we were all new at some point, it is always constructive to respect the ones who have been here longer and contributed more. Since Flimmy, you dont fit in that catagory, RTFF first, post some useful intel, Post some more useful intel thats verifiable. Then we can talk respect.

PC out

ps AJ, JJ are all respected members here and you are not, not yet anyway. Best of luck to you.

**Omeyer** · 07-07-08 15:08

Originally Posted by Flimflamman

I have asshole.

Don't we all?

**Just Ken** · 07-07-08 14:32

Sorry, I do not want to drag this out, but I have to get my two cents worth in here. This really pisses me off. Fortunately, most members here are respectful and there is absolutely no need for this sort of childess behavior. Although I personally would never have provided the jerk any assistance, AJ showed he was the bigger man. I just hope he is a little more respectful to the ladies.

Originally Posted by Guitarman1

Dude, insults are just not necessary at all. There are tons of posts in this forum stating that you need to share information to receive it. You also need to make at least some effort to read for the information that is already here. Stop trying to be tough over the internet, we don't need e-thugs in here.

**A John** · 07-07-08 10:20

Originally Posted by Guitarman1

we don't need e-thugs in here.

Besides you're not even a little bit scary to even the frailest of men here, as may be you are in the parking lot

**Guitarman1** · 07-07-08 09:40

Originally Posted by Flimflamman

You should read the Forum, I have asshole.

Nowhere in the forum does it say anything about MT, asshole.

Dude, insults are just not necessary at all. There are tons of posts in this forum stating that you need to share information to receive it. You also need to make at least some effort to read for the information that is already here. Stop trying to be tough over the internet, we don't need e-thugs in here.

**A John** · 07-07-08 07:29

Originally Posted by Flimflamman

You should read the Forum, I have asshole.
Nowhere in the forum does it say anything about MT, asshole.

If your name is any indication of your personality, I've always been told a Flimflamman is a cute way of saying scam artists. Someone who is lazy always looking for shortcuts. I'm sure your life is full of them.

The way your handling this situation dictates my opinions
" yes I know what opinions are like, in my mind mine smells great"

If you were to ask somebody how to use the search engine they may be willing to give you some direction.

I found this information within one minute. Within two minutes I had the address so RTFF because your obviously missing something.

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...456#post627456

Magic Touch (MT) (18)
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??? - 12/30/07 - Imsodiesel (-)
Sunny - 12/28/07 - Guitarman1 (+)
Amy - 12/16/07 - Any Mouse (+)

Now who feels like the "ASSHOLE" jumping on people when your new LMFAO

Originally Posted by Deep Six

RTFF.

Let me first start off by saying, I'm not much of a big open forum information person PM`s are my thing. That being said there are people here who can validate my contributions.

I think before YOU go telling people to RTFF you should post some useful information.

In your hot 11 post I find nothing useful.

Merely one man's observation of many men.

Happy Hunting
AJ

**Sleazebum** · 07-07-08 07:09

Name calling is not the suggested way of getting the information you want.

Please try again.

JJ

Originally Posted by Flimflamman

You should read the Forum, I have asshole.

Nowhere in the forum does it say anything about MT, asshole.

**Excellent Dude** · 07-07-08 00:55

You should read the Forum, I have asshole.

Nowhere in the forum does it say anything about MT, asshole.

**Randy7777** · 07-06-08 12:37

Originally Posted by Drew Park

I'm not sure they have a mamasan. On my visit there was only one girl working until the one who did me showed up.

On this day there were 2 women and one acted like the Mamasan as far as greeting and then after the Massage collected the money.

**Drew Park** · 07-06-08 07:27

Originally Posted by Randy7777

I should have asked for the Mamasan and let her know her advertising is not appreciated.

I'm not sure they have a mamasan. On my visit there was only one girl working until the one who did me showed up.

**Deep Six** · 07-05-08 21:28

Originally Posted by Flimflamman

Okay, you guys got me. What does MT stand for and where is IT?

FFM

RTFF.

MT is all through and the location is a dead give away.

**Just Ken** · 07-05-08 15:14

Sorry, just as I click to submit my report, I realized that I had placed it in Virginia. Anyway, I will copied report to DC when it appears.

**Just Ken** · 07-05-08 15:10

I literally hate downtown and get lost everytime I go, and then there is the Saturday traffic on 95/395. However, after all the great reports, I thought I had to see this lady. To my surprise, traffic was extremely light and I made it downtown in record time. The location was very easy to find and I was fortunate enough to get a parking place right in front. Damn, what luck! Greeted by mamasan and since I had called to make sure I was at the right place, she knew I was a first timer but she still asked the question. I told her that I was and that I had heard great things. I requested Rose, hoping she was not busy. Mama took me to my room and said she would be right there. So far, everything was going perfectly. Although she has been described in detail before, I was not expecting such a beautiful young lady. Needless to say, I was very satisfied. I was prepared to pay. 8 for the hour and was happy when I was told only. 6. I always enjoy the TS and she was very thorough. I couldn't wait to get back to the room for the main event. In conclusion, I want to thank all you fellow mongers for your reports which convinced me to make the trip. Seniors who are interested in a full report you know what to do. When I was moving from the shower to the room and as I was departing, I observed several lovely ladies who were worth another trip downtown.

My trip home was even better when I discovered the HOV was open going South. Finally, when I got to the house, I discovered my Stimulus Check in the mail. The way this day has been going, I think I will play the lottery.