Massage Parlor Reports

**Jay117** · 12-18-23 00:43

Originally Posted by Mitsom [View Original Post]

One of you guys messaged me saying they deep D'd Yuki at 819 the same night another of you posted that they hit it at Kedzie. So either there are two Yuki's or she's fast af and making bank.

What?? Next you'll be telling me there are two "Lisas" in Chicago! Heh.

**Nowhere500** · 12-17-23 23:03

Anybody see Cloe at Orange Spa? Any chance she matches her picture on their Instagram page?

**GMoney05** · 12-17-23 19:06

Originally Posted by JasonWi [View Original Post]

If you're not vibing with the girl early on, but after you've paid and your and her clothes are off (so at start of massage or table shower), have you ever asked mamasan / papasan for a change? Any success?

I don't think so plus next time you try to return they might lie and not let you Inside and say "Sorry we're busy today filled with Appointments". I ask early on who I'm getting and make sure she's pretty A 10/10 or 9/10 maybe 8,7/10 at lowest.

**GMoney05** · 12-17-23 18:55

Originally Posted by ReallyNotSayin [View Original Post]

So was driving down Irving Park and saw a new place B&D Health Spa. 3900ish W Irving Park.

Decided to TOFTT and it's a for sure "stay clear".

Knocked on door, older woman in a sexyish teddy answers. Looks (nice body butterface - 4/10).

Barely spoke English other than. "Money, money".

Gave her what I thought was door fee and she starts making the HJ, BJ, FS hand signals.

I wasn't into her at all but needed a massage.

What I got, wouldn't even consider it that. She sorta waved her hands over me for 5-10 minutes, had me flip, and went straight for my junk.

Gave me a meh handshake and then was rushing me out the door. Laid back down for her to finish the massage, she looked puzzled, but waved her hands over me for another 5 minutes..

Yeah Irving Park has new Spas popping up left and right. But you only spent $70? How many ladies was working there just the Buttaface? 70 bucks for A Hand-Shake ain't bad.

**Mitsom** · 12-17-23 18:24

Originally Posted by Fit312 [View Original Post]

I saw Yuki today at 819, but there can be more than one girl calling herself Yuki. Same gil was there during the week. Faded youth petite with plastic surgery, right?

One of you guys messaged me saying they deep D'd Yuki at 819 the same night another of you posted that they hit it at Kedzie. So either there are two Yuki's or she's fast af and making bank.

**Jay117** · 12-17-23 15:31

Originally Posted by Fit312 [View Original Post]

I saw Yuki today at 819, but there can be more than one girl calling herself Yuki. Same gil was there during the week. Faded youth petite with plastic surgery, right?

Hmm, I also saw Yuki today at 819 (first time for me). Was small and thin and spoke essentially no English. Went right into DFK and was overall enthusiastic. Pretty young.

**Fit312** · 12-17-23 13:28

Originally Posted by Muggle0981 [View Original Post]

Can someone confirm 819 yuki moved to kedzie? Was at 819 Friday night-Anne was busy-saw someone when asked if her name was Yuki said yes-but maybe she didn't understand. She was very pleasant and wouldn't mind repeating-just don't want to drive to kedzie for nothin. Anyone been to RL? Does anyone even go to RL anymore?

I saw Yuki today at 819, but there can be more than one girl calling herself Yuki. Same gil was there during the week. Faded youth petite with plastic surgery, right?

**JasonWi** · 12-17-23 13:24

Originally Posted by Jorgan [View Original Post]

Where is orange. I'm not local.

Near the orange line. Very close to Archer Perfect Spa too. Orange Spa Chicago and you'll find it in the google.

**Ronacin** · 12-17-23 13:23

Originally Posted by IveBeenThere [View Original Post]

Reading the board here. It looks like you guys have way more fun than us. Looking for a suggestion on a place with a GFE experience. Does not have to be FS. But would like fully nude, maybe BBJ. Any thoughts without having to drive a long way?

Thanks and be safe.

Try Saani at Gunninson, it is spa but if you get Julie and put $200 aside from the free entrance you will get GFE.

**Jorgan** · 12-17-23 13:12

Originally Posted by Throwaway5192 [View Original Post]

Hit orange to check the new lineup and MMS recommended Anna. Forgot to check lineup.

Anna is petite very sexy girl. Pretty nice C cups and slim figure. She had great energy through the entire session. Very giggley and cute. A glamour picture with probably some photoshop but I could believe it is her. TS was quick (my preference) but very good. Enjoyable b2 b short BBBJ preview.

Her BBBJ was great. I don't think I felt a single graze. Good depth good speed good suction. Looking down at her face during the BBBJ is great because you can see her eyes tighten and see 6 she is smiling while you are inside her mouth. Love to see a girl who seems to enjoy it with more than just sounds she offers great visuals as well.

CG was great. Feet planted, takes it a little slow at first but then good speed and again fantastic energy. Deep eye contact and she wants your hands on her tits.

Standing Mish was also great haha. I wrapped my arms around her thighs right above her knees and pulled her into me and I know we could be heard clapping throughout the spa. She takes it well in mish. Looking down her body looks great. Really loved her nipples..

Where is orange. I'm not local.

**JasonWi** · 12-17-23 13:00

If you're not vibing with the girl early on, but after you've paid and your and her clothes are off (so at start of massage or table shower), have you ever asked mamasan / papasan for a change? Any success?

**JasonWi** · 12-17-23 12:57

Booker texting spells her name Alma; she introduces herself as Emma. Her English isn't good.

Face: 6. 5/10. Nothing special. In her 30's.

Body:9/10. Short, slim, with nice natural B's. Maybe 5'1, 95 lbs. Looks great naked.

Service*:5/10. She tried to skip table shower, complained it was too cold after brief perfunctory body slides. Back to room, she struggled to listen to direction, didn't offer even LFK, tried to rush and cut time short. Doesn't pretend to enjoy it. Prefers cowgirl position; didn't want to switch to missionary.

I got a look at 3 others but only caught one name, another petite girl named Monica who seemed shy. One Latina who looked the best, not fat, spoke English. The 4th girl, slightly taller Chinese (5'5,120, c cup my guess), was all smiles and perhaps would have been the best based on her attitude. All looked to be in their 30's.

* - I'm using a 2023 Chicago scale here to rate. By 2018 Chicago standards, this would've been good service. We're lucky with our options right now; the bar has been raised.

**Mitsom** · 12-17-23 11:20

Originally Posted by IveBeenThere [View Original Post]

Reading the board here. It looks like you guys have way more fun than us. Looking for a suggestion on a place with a GFE experience. Does not have to be FS. But would like fully nude, maybe BBJ. Any thoughts without having to drive a long way?

Thanks and be safe.

GFE with AMPs is going to be a hit or miss and usually a miss. The ones that just do a glorified handshake aren't going to. The ones that do full service it's going to depend on the girl and they rotate every couple weeks. But usually these girls don't allow kissing and for good reason. They'll hold your hand and rub your back but GFE at an AMP isn't really much of a thing. I think you'd probably do better in the escort threads.

**IveBeenThere** · 12-17-23 10:12

Reading the board here. It looks like you guys have way more fun than us. Looking for a suggestion on a place with a GFE experience. Does not have to be FS. But would like fully nude, maybe BBJ. Any thoughts without having to drive a long way?

Thanks and be safe.

**Member #6568** · 12-17-23 09:08

Can someone confirm 819 yuki moved to kedzie? Was at 819 Friday night-Anne was busy-saw someone when asked if her name was Yuki said yes-but maybe she didn't understand. She was very pleasant and wouldn't mind repeating-just don't want to drive to kedzie for nothin. Anyone been to RL? Does anyone even go to RL anymore?