Massage Parlor Reports

**Throwaway5192** · 12-17-23 00:48

MMS texted me about a returning popular young girl named Mimi. I didn't ask her age but she definitely looked young. She sort of has this shy quiet asian girl vibe who you might have looked past during your days in school. Turns out she likes to get down. Not exactly my type but I had a lot more fun with her than I expected and she is young and tight. She has a unique cuteness to her that grew on me throughout the session. Very slim stomach and great B / Cs that I am pretty sure were natural. Quick table shower nothing crazy. To the room for a strong deep massage and flip to the good stuff.

Her BBBJ is pretty solid. She takes around half with each stroke with good strength and great rotating head movements. Minimal hand usage which is a bonus for me. I love a girl who stabilizes it at the base instead of limiting her depth with her hand. Pretty good speed and occasionally staring up at you.

She asks for the cover and I get her on the edge of the bed in mish. Hairy cat BTW. She takes it well and her body looks fantastic here. She is fairly responsive vocally. I play around with her legs for awhile and eventually end up taking one leg over and laying it on top of the other for sideways doggy? Idk what the term is but again her body looks great here and she is tight at every angle. I ask for doggy and get on the table and pound away for awhile. Ass is small but good. Moving my hands to various positions around her ass hips waist and ribs; her curves feel great she is very slim yet has something to grab. I then position her off the bed for more doggy spreading her legs wide. I love the way the ass looks on a girl when her legs are spread and she is face down in the bed gripping the edge of the bed moaning. As I get deeper into this I have really started to find appreciation in the way their hair drapes and moves over their back during doggy. Mimi has a very sexy figure and during doggy I really enjoyed that I could stare at her ass and slowly look up into her beautiful figure with her hair moving back and forth from our movements. I think she had a really sexy back. I don't think I have said that before.

Overall I would recommend Mimi. I feel like she satisfied a craving I didn't know I was having.

70 House and just handed her 200.

**Daytime Jay** · 12-17-23 00:04

I tried this place again after a bit of a hiatus. Not sure why I keep coming back, other than it being close by. Place stank like fish, maybe smoky from cooking? I should have left, but went for an hour. Decent massage, but I couldn't get over the burnt fish smell. I won't be back.

**GMoney05** · 12-16-23 21:52

Originally Posted by SpaGuy21 [View Original Post]

This is a common practice with any spa where HJs might be the norm yet only one or two of the MTs provide elevated service, such as a BJ or FS. They don't want condom wrappers in the trash where either the boss might see them or they're paranoid uncle LEO is rummaging through their trash. I've been to a handful of spots where I've been asked to carry out the wrapper and my DNA, hahaha.

Wait so the owners aren't aware they offer Hand-Shakes or Level 2's (BJs)? I thought they be In on this. Also another thing most In Chicago If not every Spa Asian owned or Latina owned has locked doors. Unlike the Suburban Spa's where you can just walk In. So If CPD does some bust they have time to hide evidence. But the Spa we're talking about Is down Western A busy street where tons of cars sit and wait In traffic and look at you coming out A Spa with tissue LOL.

**GMoney05** · 12-16-23 21:43

Originally Posted by Ronacin [View Original Post]

Yesterday I got massaged on a table, but yes still purple outfit, apparents all legit. The strange thing here is that you have to carry out your used condom. First time it happened to me.

I stopped by again today and Sol has A nice pretty smile saw her on the way out might request her next time. But I was In the back room closer to the Bathroom and there was still no table. It was A black mat laying on the floor. They still have purple nurse outfits. The Black leggings was my shit them big Latina booty's wooblin and jigglin all around that Spa. They made me carry my used Condom out also In tissue. I guess In case of raids they have no evidence sitting around.

**ReallyNotSayin** · 12-16-23 17:21

So was driving down Irving Park and saw a new place B&D Health Spa. 3900ish W Irving Park.

Decided to TOFTT and it's a for sure "stay clear".

Knocked on door, older woman in a sexyish teddy answers. Looks (nice body butterface - 4/10).

Barely spoke English other than. "Money, money".

Gave her what I thought was door fee and she starts making the HJ, BJ, FS hand signals.

I wasn't into her at all but needed a massage.

What I got, wouldn't even consider it that. She sorta waved her hands over me for 5-10 minutes, had me flip, and went straight for my junk.

Gave me a meh handshake and then was rushing me out the door. Laid back down for her to finish the massage, she looked puzzled, but waved her hands over me for another 5 minutes.

Summary: Never Again.

Looks (4/10).

Massage (1/10).

Service (2/10).

Total: $70.

**BenBeck** · 12-16-23 16:18

Originally Posted by Ronacin [View Original Post]

Yesterday I got massaged on a table, but yes still purple outfit, apparents all legit. The strange thing here is that you have to carry out your used condom. First time it happened to me.

This happens a lot. Some spas have a strict rule about leaving no trace, or sometimes the girl is laying pipe on the DL and the last thing they need is a plumber unclogging the drain and finding 50 wrappers. Funny thing is, at least twice I parked near a spa and saw a wrapper wadded up in toilet paper at the curb. Some jackasses think it's a good idea to drop them right outside the place. Find a trash can or dumpster.

**YeahBuddy2000** · 12-16-23 14:33

Visiting town 12/18 and 12/19. Staying by airport. Can any one recommend a massage with Greek option? Post hear or DM me. Thanks!

**SpaGuy21** · 12-16-23 14:13

Originally Posted by Ronacin [View Original Post]

Yesterday I got massaged on a table, but yes still purple outfit, apparents all legit. The strange thing here is that you have to carry out your used condom. First time it happened to me.

This is a common practice with any spa where HJs might be the norm yet only one or two of the MTs provide elevated service, such as a BJ or FS. They don't want condom wrappers in the trash where either the boss might see them or they're paranoid uncle LEO is rummaging through their trash. I've been to a handful of spots where I've been asked to carry out the wrapper and my DNA, hahaha.

**Ronacin** · 12-16-23 12:23

Originally Posted by GMoney05 [View Original Post]

Sol Is okay same with Dianna. On the real Dianna gives some fire BJs. Obvious Carolina Is the last baddie here and she's Mid 40's. They need some new finer Latina's working here since they lost Luna due 2 drama. I guess Carolina and Gabby ran her off. BTW why did they change to purple nurse outfits and laying on the floor now no actual Massage Beds. They should lower the price.

Yesterday I got massaged on a table, but yes still purple outfit, apparents all legit. The strange thing here is that you have to carry out your used condom. First time it happened to me.

**SkipF69** · 12-16-23 09:42

Stop by Kedzie yesterday to see Monica. After tableshower experience Monica asked if she could invite "new girl" to join for $1 more. Found out it was Yuki- nust have moved over from 819 to kedzie. Same as what other monger said about her at 819- 80 lbs, firm fit tight spinner with nice mm and great smile. I cannot comment on bbj, donguan or kissing as her only role was to ride for 15 minutes or so. And she rides very very well- cg, mish, doggie. After monica nd I let her go- Monica jumped back on top where I finish during dfk girlfriend portion of session. Few minutes to massage sore back, more dfk in the exit shower and on my way. Yuki and Monica are top notch. SF.

**Proton456** · 12-16-23 01:58

Originally Posted by Mitsom [View Original Post]

Have had a couple blah experiences at Archer. Heard 819 was back open so stopped by today. Had one hell of a session. Petite little cutie greeted me at the door. Said her name was Yuki. In the room gave $200 + $60. Got straight to business. Tiny little thing but with nice little hip and ass curves. Cute B / C fakes that were just about perfect. Can't weigh over 90 lbs. Long hair. Doll face. I'd say mid 20's.

Had her on her knees sucking me bb for starters. Wanted another $20 for bare and gave it to her. Nice and wet. Had her hair in a pony holding it and pumping her mouth. She can take it deep. Held her head down and pushed into the back of her throat a few times. Very submissive. Cover went on (I always bring my own because despite some saying they don't reuse them I think they do). Laid her on her back on the table and pushed her knees to her chest and just went at it. She was moaning pretty load. To her credit took it all with no complaints.

Stood up and she was light as a feather. Wrapped her legs around me. Bounced her up and down like that. She tried to kiss me so I went with it. Making out and pushing my tongue into her throat. Had to get a view of that cute little ass so got her in doggie at the edge. Pounded away. Wrapped a fist around her hair and pulled her to me like I'm riding a horse. Then pulled her up that way and made out some more. Played with her boobs.

Then went for mish. Had her licking my nipples while she's moaning. Drilled her balls deep. Amazing. Starting kissing her again and alternating with some light face and tit slapping with no objection. Perfect little P nice and tight. And her moaning was so hot.

Was ready to unload so I directed her to suck me off. Cover came off and I laid down to enjoy the view of her ass in the air on the table. Spanked her ass a bit. Let her work. Then I just held her head and face fucked her. Did that thing where it stops at the back of their throat and you just keep pushing. Didn't get it popped in there but felt great. Then all the way to the back of her throat I just held her head down and unloaded into her mouth. She gagged all around my cock. What a sight pulling out and seeing a flood of nut drooling from her mouth. OMG.

Told me through her translator app that they don't have D's that big in China LOL. Gave her another $40 for being a good sport and I was on my way. Super friggin hot.

Intrigued by this, went to see Yuki. Tiny, almost skin on bones. Can't quite unload in pussies anymore because most of these gals get looser and looser due to all your mongers' big D's. LOL. The 20 upgrade to CIM is worth it. Dang. The DFK prior (not after) was also superb.

I start to think the mouth does a better job being a pussy. LOL.

**ConfuciusMan** · 12-16-23 00:25

Hi anyone know the line up at Ling ling on Clybourn Ave. I've been wanting to try it. Any luck and what's on the menu. Thanks in advance.

**Jamesn** · 12-15-23 21:11

Originally Posted by GMoney05 [View Original Post]

This Is exactly why I hate checking out new Spa's. Never know If It's A waste of money. Sunkiss on Chicago Ave have baddies I mean nice small looking Asians and A fine Latina who works weekends but they tease things and don't even do Hand-Shakes. Sorry you went through that.

Whats the name of the fins Latina mentioned here? Thanks!

**Throwaway5192** · 12-15-23 18:01

Everything from the first review and more. I am pretty sure she read my review because my experience felt like she catered to some of the things I previously mentioned enjoying. The BBBJ was a little bit deeper all around. Bit further this time on DT. The TS was amazing; again felt like she focused on what she read. She teased me much more with the grinding and use of her thighs. Always DFK when she can be close enough for it. Incredible piercing eye contact the entire time. I love the look on her face she really seems to get into it and it enhances the feel of the session so much. I think we have all tried out a GFE session before and for people who enjoy GFE in particular I must urge to try Monica. She offers an upgraded package that I think we should brand as the LLL package. The "Long Lost Lover" package as you will most likely hear her say. When I go to another girl for a GFE session maybe I get the feeling that she has been waiting for her "boyfriend" all day at work but with Monica it is like she has been waiting months while you were away fighting in The Great War. Point being she really knows how to personalize a session and really makes you feel special. I am reiterating what I said at the end of my first review. I will be seeing Monica in the future.

What was different? Everything was better.

**Mitsom** · 12-15-23 17:53

Have had a couple blah experiences at Archer. Heard 819 was back open so stopped by today. Had one hell of a session. Petite little cutie greeted me at the door. Said her name was Yuki. In the room gave $200 + $60. Got straight to business. Tiny little thing but with nice little hip and ass curves. Cute B / C fakes that were just about perfect. Can't weigh over 90 lbs. Long hair. Doll face. I'd say mid 20's.

Had her on her knees sucking me bb for starters. Wanted another $20 for bare and gave it to her. Nice and wet. Had her hair in a pony holding it and pumping her mouth. She can take it deep. Held her head down and pushed into the back of her throat a few times. Very submissive. Cover went on (I always bring my own because despite some saying they don't reuse them I think they do). Laid her on her back on the table and pushed her knees to her chest and just went at it. She was moaning pretty load. To her credit took it all with no complaints.

Stood up and she was light as a feather. Wrapped her legs around me. Bounced her up and down like that. She tried to kiss me so I went with it. Making out and pushing my tongue into her throat. Had to get a view of that cute little ass so got her in doggie at the edge. Pounded away. Wrapped a fist around her hair and pulled her to me like I'm riding a horse. Then pulled her up that way and made out some more. Played with her boobs.

Then went for mish. Had her licking my nipples while she's moaning. Drilled her balls deep. Amazing. Starting kissing her again and alternating with some light face and tit slapping with no objection. Perfect little P nice and tight. And her moaning was so hot.

Was ready to unload so I directed her to suck me off. Cover came off and I laid down to enjoy the view of her ass in the air on the table. Spanked her ass a bit. Let her work. Then I just held her head and face fucked her. Did that thing where it stops at the back of their throat and you just keep pushing. Didn't get it popped in there but felt great. Then all the way to the back of her throat I just held her head down and unloaded into her mouth. She gagged all around my cock. What a sight pulling out and seeing a flood of nut drooling from her mouth. OMG.

Told me through her translator app that they don't have D's that big in China LOL. Gave her another $40 for being a good sport and I was on my way. Super friggin hot.