Massage Parlor Reports

[AussieFury]

Hello Gents.

Back in the PNW and decided to sneak out today. I got news that Lulu was back at Alice. But was greated at the door by a Katie and was taken to the room. Young girl, Nice dress with clearly amazing set of b's or c's. Took me to the room but had me wait. If I had time I would have waited. You can't hide greatness like that. Well of course I did not wait I left and went to Jasmine and met an Auntie. Nice thin frame, set of b's on her but she had a scowl with the resting bitchy face on her scowling face through the gate. I thought she was about to tell me to leave but she changed and just smiled and asked me if I wanted a massage. Because of the smile, I decided to stay. Yup I am shallow, yes I am that easy yes I am. I gave $60 b / c I was not sure if this was going to be an issue with her or if I got a switchero. Clothes off, laying down, she comes back in the room kind of talkative, Massage going well. Massage just like I like. All the right spots and gave me the signal for FS and I give her the rest all in $$. She takes off the white dress. Nice tight little body. She should smile more. So after flip a nice slow massage to junior on goes the cover for CBJ, she gets on top, hard aggressive grinding, mish and k9. She is very aggressive and loved the hard pounding. Then it is all in the bag. Totally took me by total surprise. I was about to walk on her. She said to see her early in the morning they get busy. . I may return BUT. I definelty will go back to Alice to see that Katie. Those tits have got to be touched. Katie has got some Tit tazs.

B / c of the chat GPT shills I decided to revert back to a better review. The GPT shills will mess up a mongers life. Get rid of them.

Stay safe Gents the hunt continues.

AFAIK it's just Katie / Keiki and Ewa at Alica. Ewa is the younger mamasan type.

I dropped by and met the auntie in the white dress earlier this month at Jasmin. Her scowl and demeanor convinved me she would not be a good time so I didn't stay. But your report is making me reconsider. I might circle back. Thanks.

[AussieFury]

Well got to admit I'm a sucker for a pair of big Jugs. Anyhow met YuYu and got to say it was a subpar experience. Must be the type of bra that makes them jugs appear like D's once the clothes were off it was down the hill large natural b's or c's at best. Tons of alcohol spray and prep made it apparent that Bbj, daty, kissing were unavailable. Saran wrap BJ was a boner killer followed by a Jackhammer HJ.

Damn. I was optimistic about her and was going to see her this weekend. Thanks for taking one for the team. There are winners in FedWay still. I'm hoping someone reviews Angela at Lotus soon.

[AussieFury]

Young cutie natural Lina at Nima FW. Best girl they've had there in a long time. Adorable face mixed with naughty intentions. Very interested in making sure you are happy. Love her all natural Cs.

She was still crawling all over me while I was trying to get dressed. She's a confidence booster.

[AussieFury]

Magnolia Burien is FS? Last time I checked, they were wearing pants. I didn't go any further.

Yes. Candy is gone and ATF Yuyu (short hair big teeth) is currently there. Fun like a bag full of fun things.

[AussieFury]

Got a very good HJ from Qiu in auburn. It looks like a legit place and there was a woman in the main room getting a foot massage from an older gentleman. The masseuse was middle aged 30's and at first I thought no extras would be had but she asked for 60 which I normally pass but she was good looking to me so I said yes. Honestly she gave a great extended HJ and seemed shockingly into it. This one felt very YMMV and that she just really liked me but who ever knows with these ladies.

If you're talking about the spot also called Dream of China above the Chevron, you met Selena. She is YMMV but if she likes you it's a slow, quality, sensual massage and good HJ finish. Maybe the best IMHO. FYI nothing beyond that is available there.

[TokyoHalJordan]

Yuyu who I reviewed at Magnolia Renton is now at Magnolia Burien with Candy. Candy goes back to LA day after tomorrow. This Yuyu is amazing.

Yuyu formerly at Lotus FW is now at MM with WiWi and Apple. Business as usual at MM. If you're getting shut down here it's because you are giving off a vibe they don't like (creep, LE, bad hygiene). This Yuyu has great service but acne-scarred face.

Yuyu is at NB Parkland. She's an under 5' short stocky smoke show. Extremely pretty face that looks great when looking over her shoulder during DG while begging you to fuck her. Couldn't handle quite full depth DT but gets about as low on the BLS as one can go and not quite hit the starfish. Lips that grip providing amazing visuals in DG. Great massage. Athletic build with no extra fat. Perky A cups with pencil erasers. Mamasan Mia also introduced me to tall curvy KK. Prolly would pick Yuyu over KK again.

Bonus: Keiki and Ewa at Alice. Avoid chubby Crystal at MiSpa. Bad attitute auntie at Jasmine. Auntie at Cloud 9. Tina at Cindarella looks ok but would prefer SOME makeup.

Mimi is now with Yuyu at Magnolia Burien. She's a slim cutie. Yuyu said I should try her but I didn't have time. Can anyone attest to Mimi's skill level? P.S. Yuyu said she's there for 5 days.

[TokyoHalJordan]

Yuyu who I reviewed at Magnolia Renton is now at Magnolia Burien with Candy. Candy goes back to LA day after tomorrow. This Yuyu is amazing.

Yuyu formerly at Lotus FW is now at MM with WiWi and Apple. Business as usual at MM. If you're getting shut down here it's because you are giving off a vibe they don't like (creep, LE, bad hygiene). This Yuyu has great service but acne-scarred face.

Yuyu is at NB Parkland. She's an under 5' short stocky smoke show. Extremely pretty face that looks great when looking over her shoulder during DG while begging you to fuck her. Couldn't handle quite full depth DT but gets about as low on the BLS as one can go and not quite hit the starfish. Lips that grip providing amazing visuals in DG. Great massage. Athletic build with no extra fat. Perky A cups with pencil erasers. Mamasan Mia also introduced me to tall curvy KK. Prolly would pick Yuyu over KK again.

Bonus: Keiki and Ewa at Alice. Avoid chubby Crystal at MiSpa. Bad attitute auntie at Jasmine. Auntie at Cloud 9. Tina at Cindarella looks ok but would prefer SOME makeup.

Magnolia Burien is FS? Last time I checked, they were wearing pants. I didn't go any further.

[DatyMan007]

Yuyu at Lulu is cute and has massive knockers. I'll visit her very soon. Other girl is Eva. Kinda goth MILF. Both seem friendly.

99 now has a vestibule entry. Nice. Girl inside was cute but I didnt have time to stay.

Well got to admit I'm a sucker for a pair of big Jugs. Anyhow met YuYu and got to say it was a subpar experience. Must be the type of bra that makes them jugs appear like D's once the clothes were off it was down the hill large natural b's or c's at best. Tons of alcohol spray and prep made it apparent that Bbj, daty, kissing were unavailable. Saran wrap BJ was a boner killer followed by a Jackhammer HJ.

[ShtnNGtn]

Did some searches on Skip the Games today:

Japan Oil Massage: Replied to my text for address with location and the typical fake photos of insanely hot chicks and said 4 girls are working today. Went there, Solo Auntie. Not hot. Left.

Korea Massage Spa: Same people except when I got there, there was a for rent sign up for the massage place and the other door had a sign for a hair salon, didn't bother, didn't look promising.

Checked out a no name AMP on M street about 3 blocks down from Safeway off 38th. Also had an ad that said many new girls working, just a granny with a ton of makeup and teeth similar to George Washington's wooden ones.

Lollibee: Parking lot was packed, so I thought no one would be available, granny met me at the door and basically kidnapped me. I said no thanks, but she said "You come, new girl. " Then she yelled for Sasa / Sasha, out walks about a 5'9 Chinese girl in a knee length red dress. At a distance, she was smoking hot, up close, not so much, but still very fuckable. Rolled with it, told her 30 minutes ($40). Got undressed and laid down, she came in and put the towel on long way covering my whole lower half. At that point I thought, well hopefully the massage is good. It actually was, she really puts some effort into it. Some light touching when she moved down to the legs but not enough to tell if it was intentional. On the flip she says, "You want fuck?" I asked how much and she said 150. All in, $190 out the door. Her body was really nice, has a tramp stamp above her V that you'd typically see on the lower back. She oiled herself and did a tit fuck? Kinda, more like a tit cock rub. Bagged me, CBJ almost no pressure, couldn't really feel it. Then she laid down for mish. She maons, gets into it, and says fuck me harder / faster. Good experience. Said she's been here for 2 weeks.

My other two times at Lollibee were an HJ on one occasion and FS on another for $$. Neither of those two looked as good as Sasa / Sasha even though she was older. I'd say mid 40's, but with a 20's body. She actually has abs. Would have liked to try k9 with her height, but most of the time they say I'm too big and only offer mish.

KK from NB was my favorite recently, she's leaving for NY after this week, but comes back in January. Looks better with her clothes on, but enthusiasm makes her more attractive. Just be open with what you want as soon as you go in the room and she gets really playful.

[SeaMonstes5678]

Hello Gents.

Back in the PNW and decided to sneak out today. I got news that Lulu was back at Alice. But was greated at the door by a Katie and was taken to the room. Young girl, Nice dress with clearly amazing set of b's or c's. Took me to the room but had me wait. If I had time I would have waited. You can't hide greatness like that. Well of course I did not wait I left and went to Jasmine and met an Auntie. Nice thin frame, set of b's on her but she had a scowl with the resting bitchy face on her scowling face through the gate. I thought she was about to tell me to leave but she changed and just smiled and asked me if I wanted a massage. Because of the smile, I decided to stay. Yup I am shallow, yes I am that easy yes I am. I gave $60 b / c I was not sure if this was going to be an issue with her or if I got a switchero. Clothes off, laying down, she comes back in the room kind of talkative, Massage going well. Massage just like I like. All the right spots and gave me the signal for FS and I give her the rest all in $$. She takes off the white dress. Nice tight little body. She should smile more. So after flip a nice slow massage to junior on goes the cover for CBJ, she gets on top, hard aggressive grinding, mish and k9. She is very aggressive and loved the hard pounding. Then it is all in the bag. Totally took me by total surprise. I was about to walk on her. She said to see her early in the morning they get busy. . I may return BUT. I definelty will go back to Alice to see that Katie. Those tits have got to be touched. Katie has got some Tit tazs.

B / c of the chat GPT shills I decided to revert back to a better review. The GPT shills will mess up a mongers life. Get rid of them.

Stay safe Gents the hunt continues.

[Member #7062]

Went to enjoy massage no extras offered saw the pillow was told to flip and got massaged on chest and boom done. Don't visit.

Korea spa on a st 2 great grannies working 300 for half hour for both of them. Couldn't muster up the courage to accept still pretty tempting. Not sure might try to see what their breaking points are.

ABC massage next to Burger King on Auburn way pretty good looking auntie was offered FS once for 300 LOL of course I denied.

Never been offered and denied when asked.

Another natural wellness spa a st south no extras good looking masseuse would try but sure only HJ so ehh.

Went to g&e spa but saw they offer gf seems legit so I didn't try.

Another spa on Auburn way and next to McDonald's seems legit so didn't bother.

So far Auburn is a miss Korean spa is your best bet if you don't mind great grannies.

Got a very good HJ from Qiu in auburn. It looks like a legit place and there was a woman in the main room getting a foot massage from an older gentleman. The masseuse was middle aged 30's and at first I thought no extras would be had but she asked for 60 which I normally pass but she was good looking to me so I said yes. Honestly she gave a great extended HJ and seemed shockingly into it. This one felt very YMMV and that she just really liked me but who ever knows with these ladies.

[Hazey2000]

This sounds like Boardway. I went there a couple times good massage one with a HJ. Other with nadda. Unit 11 it's right next to Boardway and that Mexican restaurant?

Same building but around the back of the building. Literally has a number 11 on the door. I've been to Broadway and had similar experience as you reported. Different shops and providers.

[Padrote425]

Went to enjoy massage no extras offered saw the pillow was told to flip and got massaged on chest and boom done. Don't visit.

Korea spa on a st 2 great grannies working 300 for half hour for both of them. Couldn't muster up the courage to accept still pretty tempting. Not sure might try to see what their breaking points are.

ABC massage next to Burger King on Auburn way pretty good looking auntie was offered FS once for 300 LOL of course I denied.

Never been offered and denied when asked.

Another natural wellness spa a st south no extras good looking masseuse would try but sure only HJ so ehh.

Went to g&e spa but saw they offer gf seems legit so I didn't try.

Another spa on Auburn way and next to McDonald's seems legit so didn't bother.

So far Auburn is a miss Korean spa is your best bet if you don't mind great grannies.

[ACupOfJava]

Went to 99, they now have a wall built so you no longer have to wait outside awkwardly.

Coco and Alice works there but not the same shoulder cut hair, slender Coco.

Went to Jasmin Massage to TOFTT since no one knew but the blonde spinner Lucy is not there. It's a different Lucy.

The rooms had no door but curtains instead so that kind of makes me think no FS? Sorry folks, bailed.

Went to Lulu's and Amy doesn't work (The one that grabs your ass as you walk to the hall) Instead it's a new girl with big boobs and mid 30's.

Texted Anna from Goddess, she doesn't work today.

Now I am home since most close at 11 pm.

[AussieFury]

Yuyu at Lulu is cute and has massive knockers. I'll visit her very soon. Other girl is Eva. Kinda goth MILF. Both seem friendly.

99 now has a vestibule entry. Nice. Girl inside was cute but I didn’t have time to stay.