Massage Parlor Reports

**CamKart123** · 12-13-23 14:02

Originally Posted by Chiguyxxx [View Original Post]

So I needed a massage and wanted a shower so I swung by T-Pro. Haven't been in years but saw online they were supposed to have a table shower. I dropped by (without an appointment) and there were 2 ladies sitting by the front door. No stunners, but not bad for 30/40 something Asian spa therapists. No table shower (too cold they said) so I just did a quick rinse off in the shower in the bathroom. Then I went into the room and my masseuse came in. Unfortunately for me it was not one of the two ladies I saw when I went in, but a shorter much less attractive lady. If I had been in the market for extras it wouldn't be with her. The massage was okay, but not great. Then the flip came and the hard sell for L1/ L2 began. I said no thank you and she told me only 30 minutes then. I was like fine and she finished up the massage. Offered my extra money back and asked if she could keep $10 as a tip. She was nice enough so I let her have $15 and took it as a learning experience. And what I learned was: 1) if you want an actual massage and / or table shower T-Pro ain't the place to go, 2) if you want L1/ L2 you better know which therapist you want or pick and choose when you come in.

I would have normally gone to Ozone, but I really wanted a shower first and there ain't one over there. Plus all the girls I liked there (Cindy, Jessica) are long gone so I have no idea who to ask for.

Head over to West River Massage, table shower as well as "easy on the eyes providers" whom give a decent massage as well as extras.

**Chiguyxxx** · 12-13-23 13:47

Mongers,

Anybody see Sunny at CLM? I felt catfished with Nikki so I'd prefer to get confirmation on Sunny's looks before I go.

And did anyone notice Natalie seems to have switched from CLM to YSM? Not sure if she left CLM completely but she's not on the schedule there. Ditto with Kylie--she was originally with YSM then both and now I only see her on the YSM schedule.

**Chiguyxxx** · 12-13-23 13:22

So I needed a massage and wanted a shower so I swung by T-Pro. Haven't been in years but saw online they were supposed to have a table shower. I dropped by (without an appointment) and there were 2 ladies sitting by the front door. No stunners, but not bad for 30/40 something Asian spa therapists. No table shower (too cold they said) so I just did a quick rinse off in the shower in the bathroom. Then I went into the room and my masseuse came in. Unfortunately for me it was not one of the two ladies I saw when I went in, but a shorter much less attractive lady. If I had been in the market for extras it wouldn't be with her. The massage was okay, but not great. Then the flip came and the hard sell for L1/ L2 began. I said no thank you and she told me only 30 minutes then. I was like fine and she finished up the massage. Offered my extra money back and asked if she could keep $10 as a tip. She was nice enough so I let her have $15 and took it as a learning experience. And what I learned was: 1) if you want an actual massage and / or table shower T-Pro ain't the place to go, 2) if you want L1/ L2 you better know which therapist you want or pick and choose when you come in.

I would have normally gone to Ozone, but I really wanted a shower first and there ain't one over there. Plus all the girls I liked there (Cindy, Jessica) are long gone so I have no idea who to ask for.

Any advice (for the future) of the best place over on Chicago or Grand for an ACTUAL decent massage? And maybe has a table shower?

**Flipper12** · 12-13-23 13:16

Originally Posted by WoodWorker9 [View Original Post]

Saw "CoCo" at sxl. About mid 30's in age. 1. 6 for BBBJ. In the midst of talking, she grabbed my wallet for me to get my cash while I was on the table. I handed her what we agreed to. But as she's putting my wallet and pants back, she takes some extra cash. And says "for me" and I told her repeatedly, "no" but she just laughed and took off her clothes to do the deed. I could've argued for that back but decided I'd just alert everyone to avoid her instead.

The BJ was meh. And just as I was about to finish, she takes it out of her mouth and finished with a HJ. Which was annoying. On top of that, the actual massage was horrible LOL. And I've had some bad massages but this made me feel like I needed another massage to undo the damage she did LOL.

Avoid at all cost. I should've requested my regular instead but decided to roll the dice. Never again. This place has been pretty slow lately with the other shops opening up near by, so I imagine they're just more money hungry.

Unreal, you should have fucked her for the extra cash. I have bbfscip her before.

**SrtLover** · 12-13-23 13:08

Originally Posted by BA4114 [View Original Post]

Saw this today and hadn't seen this location before. Not too far away from CLC.

https://chicago.bedpage.com/Therapeu.../23116905.html

Anyone have experience?

TOFTT, there was no sign or anything yet. Also, there was only one girl that wore a plain white tshirt and gym pants. She looked young but not attractive.

There was no signal so I asked and she said no we only do massage. So overall, the massage was alright but nothing special.

So I think it was a bait pretending that your get a HE but never happens.

**Englee** · 12-13-23 12:17

I should have left this tidbit after my visit 2 weeks ago. I stopped by Archer spa after I didn't hear back from Orange. I ended up seeing one of the girls who was reviewed here andis already gone. Sorry I can't remember her name. My experience was pretty blah. When I was getting dressed, the girl started to remake the table. She was re-using the same face towel for the hole and table towel. I called her out on it and she then got new towels. I was pretty disgusted thinking I got the same treatment on the towels that I used.

On the way out, mamasan gave me a frequent flyer punch card. Free massage after 7 visits. I kind of like Orange better with the flat fee as opposed to house fee then negotiate with the girl in the room with Archer.

**SpaDude777** · 12-13-23 11:59

Originally Posted by WoodWorker9 [View Original Post]

Saw "CoCo" at sxl. About mid 30's in age. 1. 6 for BBBJ. In the midst of talking, she grabbed my wallet for me to get my cash while I was on the table. I handed her what we agreed to. But as she's putting my wallet and pants back, she takes some extra cash. And says "for me" and I told her repeatedly, "no" but she just laughed and took off her clothes to do the deed. I could've argued for that back but decided I'd just alert everyone to avoid her instead.

The BJ was meh. And just as I was about to finish, she takes it out of her mouth and finished with a HJ. Which was annoying. On top of that, the actual massage was horrible LOL. And I've had some bad massages but this made me feel like I needed another massage to undo the damage she did LOL.

Avoid at all cost. I should've requested my regular instead but decided to roll the dice. Never again. This place has been pretty slow lately with the other shops opening up near by, so I imagine they're just more money hungry.

They only 2 providers worth seeing at S&L are BeBe and Kelly. Both are hot with wide open menus and don't play games. Worth every penny IMO.

**Proton456** · 12-13-23 11:08

Originally Posted by WoodWorker9 [View Original Post]

Saw "CoCo" at sxl. About mid 30's in age. 1. 6 for BBBJ. In the midst of talking, she grabbed my wallet for me to get my cash while I was on the table. I handed her what we agreed to. But as she's putting my wallet and pants back, she takes some extra cash. And says "for me" and I told her repeatedly, "no" but she just laughed and took off her clothes to do the deed. I could've argued for that back but decided I'd just alert everyone to avoid her instead.

The BJ was meh. And just as I was about to finish, she takes it out of her mouth and finished with a HJ. Which was annoying. On top of that, the actual massage was horrible LOL. And I've had some bad massages but this made me feel like I needed another massage to undo the damage she did LOL.

Avoid at all cost. I should've requested my regular instead but decided to roll the dice. Never again. This place has been pretty slow lately with the other shops opening up near by, so I imagine they're just more money hungry.

I never walk in to any provider with wallet, DL license, credit card, etc. Just enough cash + small tip (if deserved).

**FruitNinja** · 12-13-23 07:00

Originally Posted by ConfuciusMan [View Original Post]

I walked in today for a good massage from Tina. They were a little slow today. Tina suggested a 4 hand with her and claire. I said ok. To my surprise it got pretty crazy. We went over the hr. Let me tell you it was pretty fun. I left pretty happy and I will be back again.

What service did you get? Foot rub? You guys play Uno?

**FruitNinja** · 12-13-23 06:58

Originally Posted by OFCharlie [View Original Post]

Yeah, since Musk took over, you need to log in now. You don't need to follow them, but you do need to log in.

Her pic is real.

Just realized that and made a throw away account. Love watching that clown burn through billions.

**JoeColorado** · 12-12-23 22:58

Originally Posted by WoodWorker9 [View Original Post]

Saw "CoCo" at sxl. About mid 30's in age. 1. 6 for BBBJ. In the midst of talking, she grabbed my wallet for me to get my cash while I was on the table. I handed her what we agreed to. But as she's putting my wallet and pants back, she takes some extra cash. And says "for me" and I told her repeatedly, "no" but she just laughed and took off her clothes to do the deed. I could've argued for that back but decided I'd just alert everyone to avoid her instead.

The BJ was meh. And just as I was about to finish, she takes it out of her mouth and finished with a HJ. Which was annoying. On top of that, the actual massage was horrible LOL. And I've had some bad massages but this made me feel like I needed another massage to undo the damage she did LOL.

Avoid at all cost. I should've requested my regular instead but decided to roll the dice. Never again. This place has been pretty slow lately with the other shops opening up near by, so I imagine they're just more money hungry.

Woah, that's inexcusable. Yeah I'm going to stay away.

**WoodWorker9** · 12-12-23 22:19

Saw "CoCo" at sxl. About mid 30's in age. 1. 6 for BBBJ. In the midst of talking, she grabbed my wallet for me to get my cash while I was on the table. I handed her what we agreed to. But as she's putting my wallet and pants back, she takes some extra cash. And says "for me" and I told her repeatedly, "no" but she just laughed and took off her clothes to do the deed. I could've argued for that back but decided I'd just alert everyone to avoid her instead.

The BJ was meh. And just as I was about to finish, she takes it out of her mouth and finished with a HJ. Which was annoying. On top of that, the actual massage was horrible LOL. And I've had some bad massages but this made me feel like I needed another massage to undo the damage she did LOL.

Avoid at all cost. I should've requested my regular instead but decided to roll the dice. Never again. This place has been pretty slow lately with the other shops opening up near by, so I imagine they're just more money hungry.

**ConfuciusMan** · 12-12-23 21:56

I walked in today for a good massage from Tina. They were a little slow today. Tina suggested a 4 hand with her and claire. I said ok. To my surprise it got pretty crazy. We went over the hr. Let me tell you it was pretty fun. I left pretty happy and I will be back again.

**OF Charlie** · 12-12-23 21:08

Originally Posted by FruitNinja [View Original Post]

I see their profile on X (twitter) but I never see pictures?? Maybe because I'm not logged in??

Yeah, since Musk took over, you need to log in now. You don't need to follow them, but you do need to log in.

Her pic is real.

**Terrapin911** · 12-12-23 20:39

Stopped in Orange over the weekend for the first time in a long time. Wanted to see Lucy asked for Lucy, they outright lied to me and told me Linda was Lucy. Not my first rodeo I told her I knew better she was nowhere near the description of Lucy. Not that Linda was bad, just not what I'm into. Took the standing shower with Linda anyway which was uneventful, as we found out the Table shower was occupied. Headed back to the room as another girl freed up that I got a peek of who very well could have been Lucy. Said I wanted the other girl instead of Linda. After a few minutes of Linda trying to get me to take them both she relented and passed me off to the other girl. In the room the other girl said her name was Emma, ok also not Lucy but this Emma looked to be in her early 20's was about 4 foot 10 and probably weighed 85 or 90 lbs soaking wet and was FUCKING ADORABLE! Her face is cute as fuck with her bangs curled down over her forehead. Damn near what I would consider my dream girl in looks. Nice tiny spinner body with decent rack large A or small B in her tiny frame, but has some baby damage. Not surprising, this girl is so small I don't think she could deliver an average baby without a C-Section. She was all business and after the rocky start my mood wasn't optimal. Anyway service was not stellar but not bad either. She seemed a bit impatient with me at one point, even though she asked me to come back and see her again tomorrow at the end LOL. Anyway tiny little pussy was cute and delicious. BBBJ was great, some standing missionary and then back to BBBJCIM to finish. TINY ADORABLE SPINNER SEAL OF APPROVAL if you like that body type like I do. I apologize to the other dudes there at the time. They were busy and having trouble managing the sausage as the girl and both laid eyes on THREE other dudes while I was there. Even ended up walking down the hall behind one that didn't know Linda and I were behind him. Sorry, but not really my fault!

Anyway if you like them cute as fuck and tiny go see Emma (if that's really the name she is using).

TP.