Massage Parlor Reports

[Chiguyxxx]

So I needed a massage and wanted a shower so I swung by T-Pro. Haven't been in years but saw online they were supposed to have a table shower. I dropped by (without an appointment) and there were 2 ladies sitting by the front door. No stunners, but not bad for 30/40 something Asian spa therapists. No table shower (too cold they said) so I just did a quick rinse off in the shower in the bathroom. Then I went into the room and my masseuse came in. Unfortunately for me it was not one of the two ladies I saw when I went in, but a shorter much less attractive lady. If I had been in the market for extras it wouldn't be with her. The massage was okay, but not great. Then the flip came and the hard sell for L1/ L2 began. I said no thank you and she told me only 30 minutes then. I was like fine and she finished up the massage. Offered my extra money back and asked if she could keep $10 as a tip. She was nice enough so I let her have $15 and took it as a learning experience. And what I learned was: 1) if you want an actual massage and / or table shower T-Pro ain't the place to go, 2) if you want L1/ L2 you better know which therapist you want or pick and choose when you come in.

I would have normally gone to Ozone, but I really wanted a shower first and there ain't one over there. Plus all the girls I liked there (Cindy, Jessica) are long gone so I have no idea who to ask for.

Any advice (for the future) of the best place over on Chicago or Grand for an ACTUAL decent massage? And maybe has a table shower?

[Flipper12]

Saw "CoCo" at sxl. About mid 30's in age. 1. 6 for BBBJ. In the midst of talking, she grabbed my wallet for me to get my cash while I was on the table. I handed her what we agreed to. But as she's putting my wallet and pants back, she takes some extra cash. And says "for me" and I told her repeatedly, "no" but she just laughed and took off her clothes to do the deed. I could've argued for that back but decided I'd just alert everyone to avoid her instead.

The BJ was meh. And just as I was about to finish, she takes it out of her mouth and finished with a HJ. Which was annoying. On top of that, the actual massage was horrible LOL. And I've had some bad massages but this made me feel like I needed another massage to undo the damage she did LOL.

Avoid at all cost. I should've requested my regular instead but decided to roll the dice. Never again. This place has been pretty slow lately with the other shops opening up near by, so I imagine they're just more money hungry.

Unreal, you should have fucked her for the extra cash. I have bbfscip her before.

[SrtLover]

Saw this today and hadn't seen this location before. Not too far away from CLC.

https://chicago.bedpage.com/Therapeu.../23116905.html

Anyone have experience?

TOFTT, there was no sign or anything yet. Also, there was only one girl that wore a plain white tshirt and gym pants. She looked young but not attractive.

There was no signal so I asked and she said no we only do massage. So overall, the massage was alright but nothing special.

So I think it was a bait pretending that your get a HE but never happens.

[Englee]

I should have left this tidbit after my visit 2 weeks ago. I stopped by Archer spa after I didn't hear back from Orange. I ended up seeing one of the girls who was reviewed here andis already gone. Sorry I can't remember her name. My experience was pretty blah. When I was getting dressed, the girl started to remake the table. She was re-using the same face towel for the hole and table towel. I called her out on it and she then got new towels. I was pretty disgusted thinking I got the same treatment on the towels that I used.

On the way out, mamasan gave me a frequent flyer punch card. Free massage after 7 visits. I kind of like Orange better with the flat fee as opposed to house fee then negotiate with the girl in the room with Archer.

[SpaDude777]

Saw "CoCo" at sxl. About mid 30's in age. 1. 6 for BBBJ. In the midst of talking, she grabbed my wallet for me to get my cash while I was on the table. I handed her what we agreed to. But as she's putting my wallet and pants back, she takes some extra cash. And says "for me" and I told her repeatedly, "no" but she just laughed and took off her clothes to do the deed. I could've argued for that back but decided I'd just alert everyone to avoid her instead.

The BJ was meh. And just as I was about to finish, she takes it out of her mouth and finished with a HJ. Which was annoying. On top of that, the actual massage was horrible LOL. And I've had some bad massages but this made me feel like I needed another massage to undo the damage she did LOL.

Avoid at all cost. I should've requested my regular instead but decided to roll the dice. Never again. This place has been pretty slow lately with the other shops opening up near by, so I imagine they're just more money hungry.

They only 2 providers worth seeing at S&L are BeBe and Kelly. Both are hot with wide open menus and don't play games. Worth every penny IMO.

[Proton456]

Saw "CoCo" at sxl. About mid 30's in age. 1. 6 for BBBJ. In the midst of talking, she grabbed my wallet for me to get my cash while I was on the table. I handed her what we agreed to. But as she's putting my wallet and pants back, she takes some extra cash. And says "for me" and I told her repeatedly, "no" but she just laughed and took off her clothes to do the deed. I could've argued for that back but decided I'd just alert everyone to avoid her instead.

The BJ was meh. And just as I was about to finish, she takes it out of her mouth and finished with a HJ. Which was annoying. On top of that, the actual massage was horrible LOL. And I've had some bad massages but this made me feel like I needed another massage to undo the damage she did LOL.

Avoid at all cost. I should've requested my regular instead but decided to roll the dice. Never again. This place has been pretty slow lately with the other shops opening up near by, so I imagine they're just more money hungry.

I never walk in to any provider with wallet, DL license, credit card, etc. Just enough cash + small tip (if deserved).

[FruitNinja]

I walked in today for a good massage from Tina. They were a little slow today. Tina suggested a 4 hand with her and claire. I said ok. To my surprise it got pretty crazy. We went over the hr. Let me tell you it was pretty fun. I left pretty happy and I will be back again.

What service did you get? Foot rub? You guys play Uno?

[FruitNinja]

Yeah, since Musk took over, you need to log in now. You don't need to follow them, but you do need to log in.

Her pic is real.

Just realized that and made a throw away account. Love watching that clown burn through billions.

[JoeColorado]

Saw "CoCo" at sxl. About mid 30's in age. 1. 6 for BBBJ. In the midst of talking, she grabbed my wallet for me to get my cash while I was on the table. I handed her what we agreed to. But as she's putting my wallet and pants back, she takes some extra cash. And says "for me" and I told her repeatedly, "no" but she just laughed and took off her clothes to do the deed. I could've argued for that back but decided I'd just alert everyone to avoid her instead.

The BJ was meh. And just as I was about to finish, she takes it out of her mouth and finished with a HJ. Which was annoying. On top of that, the actual massage was horrible LOL. And I've had some bad massages but this made me feel like I needed another massage to undo the damage she did LOL.

Avoid at all cost. I should've requested my regular instead but decided to roll the dice. Never again. This place has been pretty slow lately with the other shops opening up near by, so I imagine they're just more money hungry.

Woah, that's inexcusable. Yeah I'm going to stay away.

[WoodWorker9]

Saw "CoCo" at sxl. About mid 30's in age. 1. 6 for BBBJ. In the midst of talking, she grabbed my wallet for me to get my cash while I was on the table. I handed her what we agreed to. But as she's putting my wallet and pants back, she takes some extra cash. And says "for me" and I told her repeatedly, "no" but she just laughed and took off her clothes to do the deed. I could've argued for that back but decided I'd just alert everyone to avoid her instead.

The BJ was meh. And just as I was about to finish, she takes it out of her mouth and finished with a HJ. Which was annoying. On top of that, the actual massage was horrible LOL. And I've had some bad massages but this made me feel like I needed another massage to undo the damage she did LOL.

Avoid at all cost. I should've requested my regular instead but decided to roll the dice. Never again. This place has been pretty slow lately with the other shops opening up near by, so I imagine they're just more money hungry.

[ConfuciusMan]

I walked in today for a good massage from Tina. They were a little slow today. Tina suggested a 4 hand with her and claire. I said ok. To my surprise it got pretty crazy. We went over the hr. Let me tell you it was pretty fun. I left pretty happy and I will be back again.

[OF Charlie]

I see their profile on X (twitter) but I never see pictures?? Maybe because I'm not logged in??

Yeah, since Musk took over, you need to log in now. You don't need to follow them, but you do need to log in.

Her pic is real.

[Terrapin911]

Stopped in Orange over the weekend for the first time in a long time. Wanted to see Lucy asked for Lucy, they outright lied to me and told me Linda was Lucy. Not my first rodeo I told her I knew better she was nowhere near the description of Lucy. Not that Linda was bad, just not what I'm into. Took the standing shower with Linda anyway which was uneventful, as we found out the Table shower was occupied. Headed back to the room as another girl freed up that I got a peek of who very well could have been Lucy. Said I wanted the other girl instead of Linda. After a few minutes of Linda trying to get me to take them both she relented and passed me off to the other girl. In the room the other girl said her name was Emma, ok also not Lucy but this Emma looked to be in her early 20's was about 4 foot 10 and probably weighed 85 or 90 lbs soaking wet and was FUCKING ADORABLE! Her face is cute as fuck with her bangs curled down over her forehead. Damn near what I would consider my dream girl in looks. Nice tiny spinner body with decent rack large A or small B in her tiny frame, but has some baby damage. Not surprising, this girl is so small I don't think she could deliver an average baby without a C-Section. She was all business and after the rocky start my mood wasn't optimal. Anyway service was not stellar but not bad either. She seemed a bit impatient with me at one point, even though she asked me to come back and see her again tomorrow at the end LOL. Anyway tiny little pussy was cute and delicious. BBBJ was great, some standing missionary and then back to BBBJCIM to finish. TINY ADORABLE SPINNER SEAL OF APPROVAL if you like that body type like I do. I apologize to the other dudes there at the time. They were busy and having trouble managing the sausage as the girl and both laid eyes on THREE other dudes while I was there. Even ended up walking down the hall behind one that didn't know Linda and I were behind him. Sorry, but not really my fault!

Anyway if you like them cute as fuck and tiny go see Emma (if that's really the name she is using).

TP.

[FruitNinja]

Monica and her "I love you" as good as ever this morning! Love the naturals but more so the GFE. Good rotations in the city now.

I see their profile on X (twitter) but I never see pictures?? Maybe because I'm not logged in??

[Mojitousa]

"that famous Monica" I get it now.

Reading that on the twitter led me to check some of her reviews and I decided to see another one of the greats. In one of the reviews the guy said she was one of four girls he had dam near fallen in love with. I get it. I don't know if she just knows how to read people or maybe she is good at connecting with people or maybe it is her nature. Whatever the case, I felt a stronger connection with Monica than I have with any other girl I have seen. This is all business aside her personality is amazing and I really really enjoyed my time with her. I don't repeat girls often but I will see Monica again.

Booker was fairly responsive and when I walked up to the door I made eye contact with Monica through the window as she waited by the door. Pictures are definitely her. She is wearing a pink doctors gown and some sort of very sexy black dress under it. She leads me to the room, 3 for the hr and she goes to warm up the TS. Her TS is good and her body feels amazing. Her tits feel absolutely amazing. Definitely natural and oh so shapely from almost every angle. She slides her ass over your entire body. I don't feel like all the girls do this so big plus in my book. On the flip she slides her body up and down and teases you with the distance in between. Grinding heavily back and forth it was fantastic. Her BBBJ is great good depth, good suction, good speed. Her DT attempts seem to get a little further than her average depth and overall her BBBJ is top notch. Couple grazes nothing I would dock points for it was great in my opinion. Back to the room.

Face down for a short very soft massage which is my preference and she grabs the oil. I am an uncultured ignorant buffoon. Please do not ask me if it is real nuru oil because I can't tell the difference. During these massages I am usually fantasizing about what is to come rather than whether or not it is real nuru. They put their bodies on me and I like it. Not picky about these parts of my sessions hahaha. The massage was good! Flip.

She does a bit more body sliding, most of a cat bath and back to the BBBJ. Again so good. See above description it's great. She asks for it and we get into mish. Her body looks amazing from here, she is tight and she is holding me very tightly kissing my neck and pulling my head into hers for LFK / DFK. Never before have I had so much DFK in a session before. Usually not really into it with most girls I oblige if they go for it but often times it is me who pulls back. I felt the opposite with Monica. I ask for doggy and her ass is tiny but round so that I can definitely enjoy. She takes it well and grabbing her tits here is well do I really even need to say? At some point or another I am sure most of us have had the absolute pleasure of being behind a girl in doggy and grabbing her tits during the act. It is fucking phenomenal with Monica. Did I mention she was natural? She tells me to lay down and we spend much longer in CG than I have ever before. Multiple variations, speeds, rhythms, belly to belly, feet planted head up tits bouncing DFK / LFK almost the entire time. Ya shit. I don't know I must have been feeling something because I am sitting here thinking that was better CG than I have had with most of my ex gfs.

As mentioned before her English is not the best and she uses a translator often but she does use it OFTEN to communicate whatever it is that she is about to seduce you with.

I haven't cared to form a connection with any of these girls up to this point. New girls every week are great but Monica has made me see a new perspective on seeing one girl repeatedly. Don't get me wrong I will probably always be trying new girls but when Monica is around I will allocate some of my budget for a few sessions with her. This way I can still see new girls but I will always have Monica on the back of my mind as my guaranteed great service option.

As far as a regular goes, Monica is the first I would have considered. I thought I found my Anne. Then she told me she lives in Vegas so obviously I grabbed her number.

Oh yeah! After reading this review I went to see Monica this afternoon and. OMG. I won't repeat all of Throwaway's details, but I definitely feel the same way about her. She was a full on GFE from the get go and treated me like a long lost lover. Her rimming was epic and her DFK was all about the tongue and yes her tits are real and they are spectacular. I thought Tokyo Judy was good (she is), but Monica is GREAT. I will definitely repeat and have her number now for easy set up. I am still worn out from the session and can't wait to go back. Cheers!