Escort Reports

[HeyShooter]

Haha, this one's a hot mess. If you want to see her, plan on about a three hour lead time before any action, if you're lucky. Sent a text at 6 AM and she replied but she uses text to speech instead of typing so replies are a bit long and you need to speak Baltimore SW-eeze to understand WTF she's talking about. Anyway I tried to set something up for 8 AM. She sends me pricing that includes discounts but with no end time the discount stops. She says, let me know when you're leaving and I'll send the address. So I let her know I was leaving but then there were crickets for at least 45 minutes. Then she replies with some gibberish but no address. Asking me to get two drinks for her, etc. Etc. So I ask for address again and wait another 15 more minutes. Then I just went ahead and headed in her general direction. Finally, 30-40 minutes later she replies with a bunch of gibberish and the address and talking about price and that the discount is over at 8 AM and that has passed, etc. Etc. I wasn't even going to argue. It would've added another hour to the ordeal. She also wanted to know when I'm 20 minutes out, then 10 minutes out so she can tell me what building, etc. Which I responded to both but no reply. Then when I got there I asked again, what building and crickets. Again. After waiting there like 15 minutes I let her have it in a text telling her how angry I was and what position she put me in and how much time and gas of mine she wasted. As I start up my car to leave, she attempts to call me but the connection is bad, she cannot hear me. Called back and forth several more times to no avail so finally she sent the room number. I get up to the room and she proceeds to spend the next 30-40 minutes piddling around the room doing absolutely nothing important wasting more of my time. Tells me to put the donation on the dresser, get comfortable and get on the bed. I'm pretty much ready to call it quits at this point. She's not even all that hot sexy looking, but I've heard great things so I'm in it this far, I got to see it through and see what she can do. So, I hang out standing next to the door, fully clothed (because spidy senses are on overload at this point with her craziness). You can tell at this point, she's been up all night and probably just coming down from whatever meds were consumed that evening. She's struggling to stand up. Walking around like she's a special needs kid from the meds I guess. Total SW junkie that has managed to get a room and post on EB. Looks like she's 50, deflated tits, pot belly, cute face but weathered, raspy smokers voice, thick legs, swollen fingers and a bubble butt. The pros? She doesn't have the skin blemishes and bruises that is common with this lifestyle and she's got a nice clean pretty kitty and balloon knot. No odors.

Okay, now it's time for us to fall asleep and start dreaming, so we did. Yup, y'all were on point with her performance. Tasty kitty and balloon not. Tongue f_cked both. She loved it. She made her man in the boat stand at attention so I could bat it around a bit and suck on it. Very flexible, had her legs behind her elbows and I spread open all the holes. Worked on the holes for about 15-20 mins. Okay, that was fun, then the BBBJ made me the hardest I've been in a while. On point. Good an sloppy, deep, good suction, paid attention to the boys, licked the shaft. All the things. Then it's time to enter the dragon. CFS style, which I actually had to ask for, she was so spaced out she was ready for me to put it in BB. Anyway, CFS K9, then mish and it was balls deep and exceptional. She aims to please and doesn't complain or watch the clock. I stopped several times to saver the moment totally taking as much time as I could. Back to DATY\DATO and back to K9 as I played with the balloon knot. That ass is fantastic from behind and she throws it at you too. Finally popped in the bag, woke from my dream, and left. She apologized for all the wasted time and craziness and asked that I didn't post anything bad on here but I'm so pissed about losing three hours of my time and the re-negging of the discount, I don't give a sh_t. Y'all need to know what you're in for. She also asked that I didn't post the donation but let's just say it was negotiated, and I took the cost of her two drinks out of it. Will I dream about her again? Maybe, if the comms are quicker and she doesn't pull this crap in the beginning. Yep the head and kitty are that good. I'll have a backup ready.

https://callescort.org/240-930-2231

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...more/161896152#.

Shooter.

[Member #6915]

Damn, dawg. You asked about a ***** for years and only now getting the heart to just go see the ***** without some other dude's input? SMH.

Anyway, if she is in the Elkridge / laurel area, I'm not sure what you could possibly be scared of. There isn't a single spot in that area that would / should have anyone scared to visit at night. It's clean, county area. Even the lesser parts aren't bad. You must be pretty sheltered if any part of Laurel makes you fearful to visit at night. LMAO!

You don't contribute to the board. It's crossed my mind that you're a female. All of your posts are meaningless. You just go on the blocked list.

Cheers.

[DontGiveUp]

Fellas,

I had an interesting dream last night. I can say that most of my dreams are interesting. Just wanted to share with you.

First of I do not have any pics and at this moment I can't pull up the listing for her. But that's the odd and interesting part.

I text and waited, as usual thinking great another non responder. Even though I had text her two weeks ago and did get a response but it was outside of my play window.

I know this listing has been posted about on here. It's for two girls. But really only one that actually comes through. With this in mind I'm thinking oh good I finally get to.

See the provider. Drive to the "residence" which always makes me nervous, is it a trap? Not a real girl? Some dude going to jump out and rob me?

Text I'm here, as usual and just wait for the go a head come up. I get a text back I'm in the shower! Rot Roh, now I'm looking everywhere for a dude in a ski mask, LOL.

She text come to the door. As I approach a dude opens it up! Here we go. He very nicely says hey I'm "J* come in she in the shower. Ask walk in there is a giant AA male on the couch. Pluck, I'm out numbered. The guy points me to the shower and the door opens! Bam, a pretty girl in a towel. She says "go into my you and get comfortable."

Got to tell you, I was not sure if I should bolt or play it through. What you you have done?

Girl comes in, nice panties and bra.

Big surprise she was not the girl I was expecting!! She was the other girl in the listing. But I was kind of glad because she was younger and prettier.

She was a little thicker in the legs and butt, not fat! Small boob. But it's the kind of body I really like.

We talk and I lay down the donation. She seemed to want to take charge. DFK, really court me off guard. Total GFE, awesome! Great BBBJ, she was going to go BB on top.

But I need to stay protected. While getting the cover, took a little bit I started to soften, she came right back to another round of BBBJ. Then she rode me like a champ. Next K9 and she wanted it! So I gave it! I blew!

She asked me not to give a review BTW.

The listing with the two I could no longer find. She said she not doing doubles with her because the other one she was not really into females, but she is, bonus!

Would I go back, yep you bet! Remember everyone's experience is different! So YMMV.

[HeadChaser]

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[Member #6915]

I've been interested in her also. I like her sexual videos. Her rates are reasonable but she wouldn't allow 2 pops within the HH. My gauge sometimes is that even though I don't usually get to shoot off two pops in a HH I use that as a gauge as to what kind of provider she is.

When you visit a girl wearing a wedding ring, do you F her harder. That's a YES in my book.

[Member #6915]

After a few years of asking has anyone seen Jen without any solid info. Decided to make a visit. Setup was easy, it did not take long to book a get together. I've reached out to her a few times with no luck visiting. She seems to be staying in this general area at different hotels. We came to an agreement for time and donation. Low end place made me kinda nervous. I am only a daytime visit with all the girls. However, this place I would not want to be there at night regardless of the situation. Might be a little overcautious, but I'm going to stick to my own rules for safety. There is a McDonald's and a J@il up the street that should put you in the proximity.

When I got to the location, Jen didn't make me wait long. Some of the comments over the years on list crawl have said she looks a lot older. I can tell you she looks exactly like these photographs. She is taller than I expected. If you find her attractive, you will not be disappointed. Skinny, Tall, fake boobs and not a lot of booty. Jen seems a little shy. She says she has anxiety. Broke the ice with some chitchat. She seems to stay in the business attitude during the visit. Got to work out for 30 minutes and two different positions. Not the most flexible girl but I managed to get a nice rhythm going. When I flipped her over and started going at it, she let me know my time was coming to an end probably about 10 minutes early. I was going at it pretty aggressively. I had no problem finishing with Jen. She's got lots of tattoos and that's her sexy wet kitty in the photos. The DATY Mongers will like her pretty kitty. Treat her well and I'm sure you'll enjoy your stay.

Left very happy, she did send me a text a couple days later asking me to come back. I would repeat, but there are also lots of options.

https://milfy.com.listcrawler.eu/pos...more/161903600

[HeyShooter]

Any intel on this young chocolate?

https://yolo.com.listcrawler.eu/post...more/161835039

Or recommendations on younger chocolate ladies.

I was able to catch up with Brianna, she's a mess to link up with. Nice donkey on her and flexible as hell. Possible repeat session if I can streamline the meet up.

I've been interested in her also. I like her sexual videos. Her rates are reasonable but she wouldn't allow 2 pops within the HH. My gauge sometimes is that even though I don't usually get to shoot off two pops in a HH I use that as a gauge as to what kind of provider she is.

[HeyShooter]

Talked to her today, wants $$ for half hour with a looooong no no list. I've been with this one several times in the past and the services are definitely not worth 150 let alone 200. Jeesh!! I used to dream for $ .4 and sometimes $ .2 with her. That's about what the service is worth. I guess there're enough chumps out there that are that hard up to pay anything for a cute face and nice body. I'll give her a decent rating on looks but that doesn't mean service is exceptional enough for $$.
From the looks of the text replies, she must still be with that asshat of a bf that's handling her comms because she's very sweet and the replies I got were full of stupid asshole comments and lies which was typical of him back in the day.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/balti...-/846922051071

Shooter

So it turns out the number in the STG ad for McKenna is wrong. It turns out I was texting with ZaZa in BWI.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...more/161889765

ZaZa is the one with GPS.

So therefore the verdict is still out on McKenna. I never talked to her.

Shooter.

[BenDhover]

Any intel on this young chocolate?

https://yolo.com.listcrawler.eu/post...more/161835039

Or recommendations on younger chocolate ladies.

I was able to catch up with Brianna, she's a mess to link up with. Nice donkey on her and flexible as hell. Possible repeat session if I can streamline the meet up.

[MoonMonger]

Talked to her today, wants $$ for half hour with a looooong no no list. I've been with this one several times in the past and the services are definitely not worth 150 let alone 200. Jeesh!! I used to dream for $ .4 and sometimes $ .2 with her. That's about what the service is worth. I guess there're enough chumps out there that are that hard up to pay anything for a cute face and nice body. I'll give her a decent rating on looks but that doesn't mean service is exceptional enough for $$.
From the looks of the text replies, she must still be with that asshat of a bf that's handling her comms because she's very sweet and the replies I got were full of stupid asshole comments and lies which was typical of him back in the day.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/balti...-/846922051071

Shooter

And to think I used to have many dreams with her for as little as. 8!! Pre Covid. I wish my d**k could inflate that much that quick. Then again, she's a nice & sweet little thing if you don't mind the inflated donation. Her AH BF will & can bring trouble if you run into him. Be careful.

[Bodhi818]

Talked to her today, wants $$ for half hour with a looooong no no list. I've been with this one several times in the past and the services are definitely not worth 150 let alone 200. Jeesh!! I used to dream for $ .4 and sometimes $ .2 with her. That's about what the service is worth. I guess there're enough chumps out there that are that hard up to pay anything for a cute face and nice body. I'll give her a decent rating on looks but that doesn't mean service is exceptional enough for $$.
From the looks of the text replies, she must still be with that asshat of a bf that's handling her comms because she's very sweet and the replies I got were full of stupid asshole comments and lies which was typical of him back in the day.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/balti...-/846922051071

Shooter

Thanks for the report. Almost pulled the trigger on her today, but remembered something about the boyfriend being an issue.

[HeyShooter]

Talked to her today, wants $$ for half hour with a looooong no no list. I've been with this one several times in the past and the services are definitely not worth 150 let alone 200. Jeesh!! I used to dream for $ .4 and sometimes $ .2 with her. That's about what the service is worth. I guess there're enough chumps out there that are that hard up to pay anything for a cute face and nice body. I'll give her a decent rating on looks but that doesn't mean service is exceptional enough for $$.
From the looks of the text replies, she must still be with that asshat of a bf that's handling her comms because she's very sweet and the replies I got were full of stupid asshole comments and lies which was typical of him back in the day.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/balti...-/846922051071

Shooter

[HeyShooter]

She's definitely a fun visit and looks super sexy in this photo. Whoever took the photo they got to try to get her feet and hands into the photo. This POV image is a great memory. Wish they would've left off the kisses. Sexy PAWG.

We texted back and forth this AM and she was all about the date. I said I needed to take a shower and then I would be on my way. When I got out of the shower I texted for the address and crickets. She must've fallen asleep or something. This has happened to me three times now trying to set something up with her. DOH!!

Shooter.

[HeyShooter]

Asian crapshoot. You roll the dice and you have no idea what number is coming up. Same goes for when you arrive at the location. It's a general term in my opinion because girls rotate in and out.

Yeah, I'm very familiar. Been seeing those asian agency chicks for several years. For me, I can't complain. I'd say 90% of the time I've gotten a decent looking provider that aimed to please and I left satisfied.

Maybe you should talk to the Admin about adding ACS to the abbreviations list. Haha.

Shooter.

[Member #6915]

What does ACS stand for? I think you mean AAMP going by the link you sent. Someone please chime in. http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/cust...=Abbreviations.

Asian crapshoot. You roll the dice and you have no idea what number is coming up. Same goes for when you arrive at the location. It's a general term in my opinion because girls rotate in and out.