Massage Parlor Reports

**ThrilHouse** · 12-11-23 13:54

I agree not to overthink. Specially if you are thinking few months out. These places and girls switch often and they change names. So what might have been good this week, next week. Ight be totally different. Honestly if you haven't I would stay away LOL. Also for first time an apartment is probably more memorable. My first was at the "old neighborhood spa" on Cermak that was run by Latinas. I am talking 14+ years ago.

Originally Posted by SpaGuy21 [View Original Post]

What separates the two? About 3 miles. 😂.

You keep hitting multiple threads, trying to gather as much info for a possible visit some time in the Spring? I don't get the point. 4-5 months in massage parlor time is an eternity. Wait until you are ready to actually go to a spa, find a location convenient for you and read the latest reports. Simple. You're otherwise building up something that will never meet your expectations. Visit a couple spas and return the favor to other contributors and report back. Keep it simple.

**Coopertars** · 12-11-23 13:48

Originally Posted by PregnantLover1 [View Original Post]

Anyone know of any milking tables? Preferably NW side.

Livia has a milking table (search for reviews here as she's become very flaky and put on some weight). She usually operates out of Des Plaines but sometimes is at her apt in North side.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ack-27206.html

The milking table latinas / euros are also north side. I went once and asked for the milking table but did not get it (they said it was currently occupied which I don't believe).

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...iss-27376.html

**FuckIt216** · 12-11-23 13:45

Got a text from Archer Perfect Spa to stop by and see new girls.

Ended up being greeted by Mia a mid to late 20's sexy Chinese girl.

As most of you know I'm a Orange Spa Guy by nature but these last few rotations at Archer Perfect Spa have done it for me -.

Mia lead me to the room she tried to collect the house fee and I said how much for everything and came back with $2 bills and I let little head think and paid it probably could have gotten her for $180 but she was practically naked already. She then put on a cute white lab coat and lead me to the table shower room which turned out to be one of the best. While not nuru she practically did have her nipplied in my ass and when she sat in my back here wet pussy almost had me blast. We then went back to the room where she sucked on my balls for a good 5 minutes and then the cover came out. She did CBJ and about 5 positions before letting me finish in doggie and I tipped extra $20 for her to let me blast on her back. One of the best Cums I've hard in years and kudos yet again to whoever is bringing in this great pussy -.

Happy Holidays and check out MIA fellas you won't be disappointed and if you don't like the front door let the booker know you want to use the side door less car traffic.

**GeorgeMax** · 12-11-23 13:33

Charlie-.

Please do not discontinue your PSA posts. You have built up credibility in my humble opinion with myself and I suspect many others who are only occasional mongers. Your information is very helpful and appreciated.

Originally Posted by OFCharlie [View Original Post]

This is probably the last PSA that I will post on Anne's whereabouts as a couple of guys think that I am a shill for her and no one else spoke up. I am guessing people don't find the PSAs helpful. That is fine. You guys can go figure out where she is at going forward on your own.

Anyway, she is back and is at 819 now. Just got a text from her.

Fit312, since you seem to have connection to city hall, you can confirm if 819's license issue is resolved or not for people.

**StanleyStankas** · 12-11-23 13:27

Originally Posted by Fit312 [View Original Post]

It's not rocket science.

https://www.chicago.gov/city/en/dept...selook-up.html

Mr. Fit just reminded me. What happened to "rocket dork"? Did he surface with another handle or did he retire from the hobby or? Just interested and immediately made me think of it. Oh yes, all city licenses are made public for ownership purposes. Now most of these may be under such and such llc's or something, however yea it's all there as a public record just like real estate, court cases, et al. Stosh.

**MyEndo** · 12-11-23 13:19

Originally Posted by OFCharlie [View Original Post]

This is probably the last PSA that I will post on Anne's whereabouts as a couple of guys think that I am a shill for her and no one else spoke up. I am guessing people don't find the PSAs helpful. That is fine. You guys can go figure out where she is at going forward on your own.

Anyway, she is back and is at 819 now. Just got a text from her.

Fit312, since you seem to have connection to city hall, you can confirm if 819's license issue is resolved or not for people.

Hi Charlie, please don't let a couple of outspoken critics dissuade you from PSA posts. I saw Anne based on your rec and she was amazing. And I've also seen many others you have recommended and never been steered the wrong way. And I bet there are many others who you have helped. Thanks for the latest update on Anne.

**Masalic** · 12-11-23 12:54

Originally Posted by OFCharlie [View Original Post]

This is probably the last PSA that I will post on Anne's whereabouts as a couple of guys think that I am a shill for her and no one else spoke up. I am guessing people don't find the PSAs helpful. That is fine. You guys can go figure out where she is at going forward on your own.

Anyway, she is back and is at 819 now. Just got a text from her.

Fit312, since you seem to have connection to city hall, you can confirm if 819's license issue is resolved or not for people.

I mean I can't speak for anybody else, but I these PSA's don't bother me much at all.

**Fit312** · 12-11-23 12:41

Originally Posted by OFCharlie [View Original Post]

Fit312, since you seem to have connection to city hall, you can confirm if 819's license issue is resolved or not for people.

It's not rocket science.

https://www.chicago.gov/city/en/dept...selook-up.html

**OF Charlie** · 12-11-23 12:36

This is probably the last PSA that I will post on Anne's whereabouts as a couple of guys think that I am a shill for her and no one else spoke up. I am guessing people don't find the PSAs helpful. That is fine. You guys can go figure out where she is at going forward on your own.

Anyway, she is back and is at 819 now. Just got a text from her.

Fit312, since you seem to have connection to city hall, you can confirm if 819's license issue is resolved or not for people.

**Fit312** · 12-11-23 11:51

Originally Posted by Sliding [View Original Post]

Had this itch and struck out earlier in the week. Stopped by yesterday early afternoon. Just walked in and was serviced by a girl named vivi. She seemed mid 20's. Nice body no baby damage. Opted for an hour and started off with some light / grazing of her fingers all over my body. Next thing I know she was kissing me between my thighs and started grabbing Jr. She then started at suck jr and balls from behind for about 5 min. Then asked to flip and what I wanted. I told her everything. Paid then back to the table. Continuing with BBBJ then on came rubber. She hopped on top for CG, RCG. Then asked me to get on top. Went to mush then k9 then blew in bag. She went to grab some towels to clean up then a quick hug and kiss then out the door. Great time and great provider. BTW. While throngs were getting started I heard one of you also in the other room having a great time as well. Would definitely repeat.

Yeah, I banged her last week and while she had a little trouble taking the big D, the BBBJ was excellent. Wasn't too keen on kissing or DATY. She said that her regular job back in LA was being a pet groomer, so she might be a little newer to the game. Decent English and has tats on her chest, shoulder, and wrist.

**Masalic** · 12-11-23 10:06

What's the most notable difference between Orange and Kedzie? I know bother are very well regarded but the only thing I know for sure about both is orange is the easiest to find since they recently installed that big neon sign in front of their shop and Kedzie is basically a shameless storefront brothel and is the newest one on the block. So what else separated the two that I should know about?

**FuckIt216** · 12-11-23 09:47

Originally Posted by Bambinos1987 [View Original Post]

Arent orange and HKPD the same peice. Atvleast for 30 minutes ir was for me. $140. Everything covered.

HKPD - $140 you can sometimes buy extras from the girls.

Orange -$150 is lowest I've seen them normally starts at $160.

Archer Perfect Spa - $150-$200 depending on what you want to do to the young woman.

These 3 are all separate businesses they do refer mongers to each other but all 3 owned by separate people from what I'm told from one of the owners.

**Bambinos1987** · 12-11-23 08:39

Arent orange and HKPD the same peice. Atvleast for 30 minutes ir was for me. $140. Everything covered.

Originally Posted by FuckIt216 [View Original Post]

Linda's last night at Archer Perfect.

She is a must see guys.

Also if she is busy Emma is amazing.

Columbians at HKPD & Orange Spa are.

Both amazing options will cost you a few $$ less at HKPD than Orange.

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**Mhc Now** · 12-10-23 22:30

Went there today. Didn't catch the name of the girl she didn't speak much English. Wanted $$. 5 for boom boom. I told her only had $$ and she agreed. Went in to the room and she started on an OK massage after about 15 minutes she had me flip. Had a nice pair of natural C. I was allowed to roam there but nowhere else. She started with HJ and had a bit of trouble with it. I asked for BJ but she refused. Ended with HJ.

She was nice looking but I won't be back.

**Sliding** · 12-10-23 20:26

Had this itch and struck out earlier in the week. Stopped by yesterday early afternoon. Just walked in and was serviced by a girl named vivi. She seemed mid 20's. Nice body no baby damage. Opted for an hour and started off with some light / grazing of her fingers all over my body. Next thing I know she was kissing me between my thighs and started grabbing Jr. She then started at suck jr and balls from behind for about 5 min. Then asked to flip and what I wanted. I told her everything. Paid then back to the table. Continuing with BBBJ then on came rubber. She hopped on top for CG, RCG. Then asked me to get on top. Went to mush then k9 then blew in bag. She went to grab some towels to clean up then a quick hug and kiss then out the door. Great time and great provider. BTW. While throngs were getting started I heard one of you also in the other room having a great time as well. Would definitely repeat.