Massage Parlor Reports

**ChonChon** · 12-10-23 00:32

Texted an ad that gave the address on Pulaski near the kennedy but they sent me to a place nearby on Elston. I'm greeted by a middle aged woman and she leads me into the room. She has an okay face, okay english. Body was fine, no signs of baby damage, some very perky and large bolt ons. Starts off with a pretty decent massage, even gives the scalp a go, which was a new one for me. She finishes amd has me flip over for an okay CBJ. She then gets on top for some fun cowgirl. Rides me for a good ten minutes til I pop in the bag. Was in and out in about 25 minutes, paid 160 for 30. Overall had a fun time, no complaints.

**FuckIt216** · 12-10-23 00:26

Linda's last night at Archer Perfect.

She is a must see guys.

Also if she is busy Emma is amazing.

Columbians at HKPD & Orange Spa are.

Both amazing options will cost you a few $$ less at HKPD than Orange.

**PregnantLover1** · 12-09-23 20:36

Anyone know of any milking tables? Preferably NW side.

**Throwaway5192** · 12-09-23 19:09

Originally Posted by DWaits [View Original Post]

If this is the spot on Montrose near Pulaski, I reviewed it a couple weeks ago. The reviews of the so-called Kelly are fake. There are only two women there. I assume you saw both of them: the MILF who is the taller of the two and thin. She is LaLa and YangYang. Then there is another one who is shorter and I thought looked a little plain. Zen Zen is the pronunciation but I can't remember the spelling. You got a lot more service options but also paid more than 120 than I paid. Your 220 to my 100. There is no woman with big tits there.

I do believe that is the spot and dam that is unfortunate to hear about Kelly. Thank you for clarifying though because I was considering going back to try again for Kelly. I only saw one of them and after reading your review it seems it was the same girl. Unfortunately I have to get the whole hr so I am cursed to spend more than some. To be completely honest I don't generally haggle with the girls either because I am worried that saving $20 might result in service far worse that it was worth. I have seen many people say you get the same either way but I am not a gambler.

If I am keeping it a hundo I should also mention that in the case of whoever I saw at Moon spa vs Salina at PD who I saw later that day. Salina's service was way better but the Moon Spa girl's cat felt better and finished me faster than Salina could despite her impressive youth and service. I do not regret my visit to Moon Spa although I could always do without the deception.

**Amplitude** · 12-09-23 19:05

Originally Posted by Terrapin911 [View Original Post]

Yeah. Don't know what the fuck happened, Asian pussy at a place like Pam's used to be cheap at 140 or 160 for an hour, although sometimes it was hit and miss with the girls, some of them would fuck the ever living shit out of you for an hour session for $160 like Pearly, YolanDa, JoyZ, little' Penny. One gal, her name is on the tip of my tongue, built like a 5' 11" volleyball player would absolutely fuck you silly anywhere and everywhere in the room, on the couch, on the coffee table on the toilet on the bathroom sink, wherever she was going to tap you out guaranteed. Absolute nympho! She wasn't super hot looking in the face, just average but had a solid body and I'm pretty sure she could fuck you dead if she wanted to. Now I don't know what the fuck happened all the Asian pussy now is getting as expensive as some of the Agencies these days. Holy shit I miss Pam. And some of my favorites from her Roster like Pearly pictured here. 160 was all it took for an hour of GFE borderline PSE with most of Pam's girls

ahh yes I remember... Tall Naomi! Her name was Tall Naomi. Girl would fuck you silly! SO FUN!

TP.

Pam's two phone numbers are still in my Contacts. For nostalgia purposes. You are so right about her girls. And she was SOO pleasant on the phone. That's why I've said fuck that fucking Mike at KP. No need to be a prick. Of course, he's still in business and Pam's long gone.

**Throwaway5192** · 12-09-23 18:52

There is no way I will ever forget this session. She spit in my face. I am being only slightly misleading here.

Greeted by Yumi at the door in a black dress and it is definitely her from the pictures. As stated before definitely glamour shots and she is perhaps a few years older and a little bit thicker. 3 for the hr and off to the TS. Her TS is hands down the best I have experienced so far. Thorough and she is quite fluid with her body. I can see now the body slides I have gotten up to this point were basically average but Yumi excels at them. At one point she positions "you" between her thighs and teases you for a little bit and it felt great. Great BBBJ preview. Her BBBJ is actually fantastic. No grazing, great average depth and takes most of junior in her DT.

This is where it happened. During the TS BBBJ she will take shots of mouthwash and hold it in her mouth as she goes back down for the BBBJ. It provides a cooling sensation and is a great addition but mid head bob she jerked her head back and let out the mouth wash all over my face and in my eye. Woof. We are both laughing about it though. She says it was too spicy and I respond I bet because I can feel the spiciness in my eye. She said that has never happened before and I reassure her that it is ok. I see enough girls that it is easy to forget about them time to time but this was definitely a one off I won't forget haha. Don't hold it against her because her BBBJ is worth the risk. I am really into her body and everything up this point has been fantastic no one is perfect and I can completely understand what happened. To be completely honest I am almost happy it happened because her energy changed. We had something that was off script that we shared. Maybe she became more relaxed after seeing I was not the type to bite her head off for that. We finish washing up and head back to the room.

She asks if I want massage first or after and I say first because I recall seeing Charlie say that a sauna girl is a must see. You can tell she is good at what she does, the massage was very strong and she definitely got into spots that other girls had never been to. She even cracked my toes. I can see why he says sauna girls are a must see and I will 2nd that if you haven't seen one yet.

On the flip she does a short routine and heads back into the BBBJ no mouthwash this time hahaha. Again it is fantastic. Definitely some top tier in my opinion. She mounts cg for a bit and rides fairly well but I want her in doggy. Full disclosure here. She does this thing where she crosses her legs and angles her butt to the side kind of and it feels like she does not want you all the way inside her. She takes it fairly well though. We go mish for a little bit and she tells me I am different because I am always looking downstairs. It is good here but as per my other reviews I like to be behind them. I motion her back to doggy but instead she lays on her belly and tells me to lay on top of her. I am not one to suggest this position because I do not like putting my weight on these small asian girls but if she suggests it then I am all for it. It is pretty good here but my time is running out. I realize I am not going to finish and begin to get dressed. I think she thought I was upset but I knew this was likely to happen when I spent half the hour with the TS and massage. She tried very hard to make it up to me but I had to respectfully decline.

Overall I would say she was great though. I asked her if she where she would be next week and she said "an apartment spa" so maybe PD? If you want that TS experience you need to see her while she's still at a spa that has one. If she does not end up at PD and no one can find her but still want to see her; feel free to message me and I will let you know what she said to me about her location.

**WalkingHard** · 12-09-23 18:39

Originally Posted by RadioMatt [View Original Post]

Can anyone confirm the recent whereabouts of Karly?

T-Pro. Just a little further down Chicago Ave.

**SpaDude777** · 12-09-23 16:17

Originally Posted by RadioMatt [View Original Post]

Can anyone confirm the recent whereabouts of Karly?

She is at T Pro (Chicago ave) on FRI SAT SUN. Still goes by Karly at T Pro. Also at S&L (Michigan ave) on TUES WED. Her name is BeBe at S&L.

**DWaits** · 12-09-23 13:44

Originally Posted by Throwaway5192 [View Original Post]

Read a review for a big floppy titted girl named Kelly at Moon spa on RM and thought I would like to see them in action. Texted the booker and got the appointment made. Get let in the door and the girl I see has A cups. Hmmm. She is attractive but I technically came here for Kelly so I ask and she tells me her name is Kelly. I call bullshit but she is cute so I went with it anyway.

If this is the spot on Montrose near Pulaski, I reviewed it a couple weeks ago. The reviews of the so-called Kelly are fake. There are only two women there. I assume you saw both of them: the MILF who is the taller of the two and thin. She is LaLa and YangYang. Then there is another one who is shorter and I thought looked a little plain. Zen Zen is the pronunciation but I can't remember the spelling. You got a lot more service options but also paid more than 120 than I paid. Your 220 to my 100. There is no woman with big tits there.

**RadioMatt** · 12-09-23 12:37

Can anyone confirm the recent whereabouts of Karly?

**Dbry4281** · 12-09-23 12:13

Happy BDAY, My fellow Monger.

Glad you enjoyed your BDAY. Thats the good part of the hobby, there are times us men, are in a somewhat bad situation in our lives, and a womans touch goes a long way. I always respect these woman for what they do, its not an easy job, these girls services help us men stay sane. Who wants to sit around on their birthday watching Porn hub jacking it.

On another note, you said you ate the pussy. She didn't allow that for me. These woman are selective on whom they allow to do certain acts. I'm not a bad looking guy, at least I'm told. I think the girl has to be attracted to you, or certain things won't be allowed. All colombians I've seen at these apartments, and Chinese's parlors, do cfs for everything, no rimming, no 69. Thats my experience at least. I've found these chineese woman, are sex Gods, they let you do anything, if you have enough money men go bareback, not me though. Even CIM. I know some Koreans whom are the same, but no BB services. However I find the Koreans in the suburbs, Like MT, and Sunny do Covered no 69, etc. But yeah. Glad your birthday Good.

On another note, I don't get it why do these chineese parlor owners advertise their latina chicks as Mexican. I find it funny all the woman on Oranges I. G are really colombian. I don't think they know the difference, LOL, and for an american, I think Colombian woman are more exotic than Mexicans. I'm half Latino and can say this there are so many mexicans in Chicago, they come a dime a dozen. I've been here 10 years, and never found a community of Colombians. So someone please contcact the PAPSANS, and MAMASANS YOU KNOW, and tell them Mexicans are not from Colombian, there different, and Colombians live in South America. Tell the papsans from a marketing stand point Colombians are a better product. LOL, Just my rant. Or start calling the chineese girls Korean, and ask them what part of Seoul there from. LOL Just my rant.

Originally Posted by Mexidan [View Original Post]

Beautiful Colombian from Medellin, Lianna was who I wanted to see. Alone and feeling sad on my birthday, I asked for her and she exceeded expectations! She is beautiful, her boob job looks pretty real. She said let's start massage to heat things up, and I said sure but stayed on my back. She massaged my legs and chest as a girlfriend would. CBJ was nice. Did 69 where she felt wet before we went into CFS CG and reverse CG. Wow, inside of her felt so warm that it bonded me inside of hwr, it felt amazing to completion. We cuddled and talked in Spanish for a bit and it was the pick me up I needed!

2 more days until Hawaii for me!

**WalkingHard** · 12-09-23 01:56

Originally Posted by DaveyJ23 [View Original Post]

Does anyone have pricing info for CLC on Milwaukee Ave. I'm hoping to stop in and I'm wondering what the going rates are. Also, if anyone has any recommendations on who to see I'd appreciate it. Thanks guys!

Door fee is $70 for 45 minutes which includes a TS and a sauna. You can pay extra to get an hour but they try to discourage it to get more traffic. Sarah or Rita is worth a try if she's still there. The girls at CLC are typically older than the ladies at Orange or Tokyo or the other south side spots that are essentially just brothels masquerading as a massage parlor but it's a better overall experience IMO.

**Mexidan** · 12-09-23 01:16

Beautiful Colombian from Medellin, Lianna was who I wanted to see. Alone and feeling sad on my birthday, I asked for her and she exceeded expectations! She is beautiful, her boob job looks pretty real. She said let's start massage to heat things up, and I said sure but stayed on my back. She massaged my legs and chest as a girlfriend would. CBJ was nice. Did 69 where she felt wet before we went into CFS CG and reverse CG. Wow, inside of her felt so warm that it bonded me inside of hwr, it felt amazing to completion. We cuddled and talked in Spanish for a bit and it was the pick me up I needed!

2 more days until Hawaii for me!

**GMoney05** · 12-08-23 18:58

Originally Posted by DaveyJ23 [View Original Post]

Does anyone have pricing info for CLC on Milwaukee Ave. I'm hoping to stop in and I'm wondering what the going rates are. Also, if anyone has any recommendations on who to see I'd appreciate it. Thanks guys!

Very Expensive. 70 Bucks door fee plus they might have rude workers who fuss and bish about wanting around 100 bucks or more just for A boring Hand-Shake. Yeah they got A few smoke shows but some like Princess Thai on Belmont have the same. I also would say out South they got new Spa's with 50 dollar entry fees like Perfect Archer or Blue Island.

**DaveyJ23** · 12-08-23 16:50

Does anyone have pricing info for CLC on Milwaukee Ave. I'm hoping to stop in and I'm wondering what the going rates are. Also, if anyone has any recommendations on who to see I'd appreciate it. Thanks guys!