Massage Parlor Reports

**Bonvoy** · 12-20-23 00:17

Anyone have any luck with the AMP that keeps posting? Tried calling, texting, never had a response. Just curious if anyone else has had any luck? https://skipthegames.com/posts/lynch...s/013413335779.

**SlapNutts** · 12-19-23 09:12

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**SlapNutts** · 12-19-23 00:02

Originally Posted by Solarmta [View Original Post]

I am sure you are not much to look at either. Yes Jessie is a little thick in the middle but her face is pretty especially if she lets her hair down. Don't worry a new girl will be there in the first of the year so you can say how homely she is.

Speak for yourself Bro, I work out and have never been a fat ass.

If you think Jessie" is a little thick" you either need some high power glasses.

**Solarmta** · 12-18-23 19:44

Originally Posted by SlapNutts [View Original Post]

Did a walk in over the weekend and unfortunately drew Jessie. She is fat and homely, and arguably the worst looking broad that I've seen at Jojo's in years!.

The massage was so so, nothing to brag about. Her hands were laser focused and never touched or grazed my ass crack or the boys, and zero pre flip tease.

I would never repeat and wouldn't recommend to anyone, Waste of time and money. Glad I only paid for a half hour, Hopefully they get some better talent in 2024.

I am sure you are not much to look at either. Yes Jessie is a little thick in the middle but her face is pretty especially if she lets her hair down. Don't worry a new girl will be there in the first of the year so you can say how homely she is.

**SlapNutts** · 12-18-23 14:24

Originally Posted by Solarmta [View Original Post]

Yes I think both Coco and Jessie are cute I saw both when was in that area so my post could apply to either. Or course I have a thing for Asian girls. Jessie is a thicker girl but in my opinion is not homely she is not a super model either. I have many post so I am not a newbie. I don't know if it's the same Coco or not.

Did a walk in over the weekend and unfortunately drew Jessie. She is fat and homely, and arguably the worst looking broad that I've seen at Jojo's in years!.

The massage was so so, nothing to brag about. Her hands were laser focused and never touched or grazed my ass crack or the boys, and zero pre flip tease.

I would never repeat and wouldn't recommend to anyone, Waste of time and money. Glad I only paid for a half hour, Hopefully they get some better talent in 2024.

**Hobbyist540** · 12-14-23 12:44

The lady that worked out of the same facility as Pat. She did massage and grooming.

I'm looking for someone to see regularly that isn't an AMP.

**SlapNutts** · 12-12-23 10:14

Originally Posted by DeucesWild [View Original Post]

Dropped by Balance Point yesterday afternoon for a quick massage. Had an older lady probably in her early 50's. Massage was awful and only lasted about 15 minutes. Masseuse lady was below average looking at best but I was in a hurry and needed to be drained. Total damage was $180 for 30 minute massage with FS. I did see a fairly good looking young girl in the back as I was leaving. She had a good looking body and was cut. Probably in her 30's. I was kinda rushed out so didn't get any info. I will not be repeating until I know there is new talent.

Can anyone else confirm there is a " fairly good looking young girl in her 30's" at Balance Point, if so what is her name?

**Deuces Wild** · 12-11-23 19:39

Dropped by Balance Point yesterday afternoon for a quick massage. Had an older lady probably in her early 50's. Massage was awful and only lasted about 15 minutes. Masseuse lady was below average looking at best but I was in a hurry and needed to be drained. Total damage was $180 for 30 minute massage with FS. I did see a fairly good looking young girl in the back as I was leaving. She had a good looking body and was cut. Probably in her 30's. I was kinda rushed out so didn't get any info. I will not be repeating until I know there is new talent.

**SlapNutts** · 12-09-23 13:20

Originally Posted by SWMonger [View Original Post]

Decided to check it out this week. Was greeted by an older lady, probably 50 or so. It was obvious that business has been slow. Only one person working. $60 for an hour. Reminded me of Healing Hands but she this one is nicer, her friendliness is more sincere. For what she may be lacking in looks, she made up for it with the massage.

It's been reported that the broads at You Sai Spa and Healing Hands are Sisters. But I can't confirm this.

I did a walk in at Healing Hands when they relocated to the new shop. I made an excuse and turned right around and left, She's way too old and Fugly for me.

A couple reliable sources said the broad at You Sai isn't much better, so both those joints are off my list. But to each their own.

**SWMonger** · 12-09-23 01:22

Decided to check it out this week. Was greeted by an older lady, probably 50 or so. It was obvious that business has been slow. Only one person working. $60 for an hour. Reminded me of Healing Hands but she this one is nicer, her friendliness is more sincere. For what she may be lacking in looks, she made up for it with the massage.

**Mssge** · 12-06-23 23:21

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**DC002** · 12-03-23 23:05

Originally Posted by RunBikeSwim [View Original Post]

Stopped by New Day and received a massage from the new girl Lucy. Very good attitude and spoke very good English. She is likely upper 30's or low 40's. She was nice looking in my opinion and gave a great massage. Will repeat very soon.

I also met Lucy. Emily has brought in a winner. She is new at New Day Spa and was a delight.

Just what the Doctor ordered.

She is friendly, has a nice smile and knows how to make me very happy.

Since it is the Holiday Season. I enjoy a stress relief massage that gets me through the week with a good happy attitude.

Treat her right so she stays around and all our Holidays will be Merry.

I will be back again shortly.

Merry Christmas!

**SlapNutts** · 11-30-23 23:44

Originally Posted by Mm1234 [View Original Post]

Right on cue- couldn't wait to see your response. You are so predictable and so knowledgeable. Thanks for the laughs!

If you want to talk about laughs, you actually posted "looking for a frisky, playful massage" LMAO. I reckon you need to bring some Geritol for the 70+ year old fugly hags you frequent to make them frisky.

**RunBikeSwim** · 11-29-23 21:53

Stopped by New Day and received a massage from the new girl Lucy. Very good attitude and spoke very good English. She is likely upper 30's or low 40's. She was nice looking in my opinion and gave a great massage. Will repeat very soon.

**Solarmta** · 11-28-23 11:47

Originally Posted by SlapNutts [View Original Post]

Two new reports of "cute" and "beautiful" broads at Jojo's from a couple of Chaps that I've never heard of, who can't be bothered to report the broad's name.

To each their own, but I believe one of the broads is the Coco who was there a few months ago, and a new Jessie who I only saw in passing, but I thought looked.

A little homely. Definitely better than what you'd find at Relaxed Villa in Bedford or Healing Hands And Timberlake BP, But Beautiful and Cute? I'm not seeing it.

Yes I think both Coco and Jessie are cute I saw both when was in that area so my post could apply to either. Or course I have a thing for Asian girls. Jessie is a thicker girl but in my opinion is not homely she is not a super model either. I have many post so I am not a newbie. I don't know if it's the same Coco or not.