Massage Parlor Reports

[PilotAviator]

Truth is to Fantasy as Darren Cross was to Scot Lang (google the comic book or movie Ant Man -- they were "arch-nemeses").

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I do not know with certainty than Ant Man Diet is an AIbot or not. I have been a client at Blue Therapy in the past (most likely a little research would find I've reviewed the place in the past).

Yes, it is a spa with convenient parking and a large TS room / table. However, the remainder of the verbiage in all THREE posts by Ant-Man-Diet is AI-inspired word-goulash.

I hate the AI spam that is now prevalent on my favorite social media boards (like this one). All brother and sister mongers should exercise caution, and wherever you choose to practice this hobby.

Always be nice to the ladies!

PA.

Sometimes the best thing to do is just call it a day and go get a massage. I made an appointment. Booked a much needed 60-minute massage. Met Bebe. I was indubitably impressed. "Bebe is a hidden gem" Bebe is a lavishly sexy voluptuous Korean massage therapist. Prices varied on the type of service you wanted. Convenient parking and location. Blue Therapy has a Large Table Shower Room. Mainly giving 5 stars because, for me, it's worth going here for Bebe. I like a lot of pressure and after the massage I felt like a whimsical noodle. I left extremely relaxed. Along with it feeling heavenly, the massage was very therapeutic, and I emerged with my pain and stress all relieved. Highly recommended. $80. House $120 Very Happy Ending No Hassle Tip.

[PrivatePyle]

Any one try out the new line up at Sunny Spa in Fairfax recently?

I would not be in a rush.

[FlushedSkin]

I've been going here off and on for years. It's consistently good service. The place is clean and the providers are always friendly and happy to see me. They never disappointed me. A- massage, A+ shaft licking sucking. Recently Grace started to give Prostate massage which is really helpful especially for a monger in my age! After a huge release, I just zoned out and let them do their thing. Extra scalp massage. On a few occasions, I've walked out with my head spinning because it was so relaxing.

[BuckyLarsonJr]

Was back in NOVA on business in Mclean and was disappointed with my regular go-to (see other posting) I had seen several provocative ads for Angel and had never been there so gave it a shot. Somewhat exposed site that makes it look legit. I went for a walk-in in the afternoon. Place looks nicer than most AMP I check out lots of rooms and a real check-in desk area, so I had my doubts as to the truth behind the ads. Only one person working there, nice looking and tall and 30 something. She led me to the room and asked if I had been there before. I lied and said yes, but that it had been a while and that I had seen lots of the new ads and wanted to come back I figured this made things clear as to why I was there. She gave an almost decent massage with only the slightest hint of play. On the flip she asked if it was "okay" and started stroking jr. I said yes, and then she asked how much. Don't hate on me, I'm not in town often and don't have a lot of time to experiment and negotiate, so I try to go all in from the start. I said $ while feeling her ass OTC and she said okay. From the tone of the ads I had high expectations. She went to work somewhat mechanically and I started roaming, still OTC. I eventually got her to pull up her top (reluctantly) to reveal some genuinely beautiful modest C's (I could not tell if they were MM or not a good sign). I complimented her on them and made a big deal about it hoping to encourage her. She started in with some pretty good dirty talk, which I don't find very often and got me really interested. She'd say "ooo do you want to fuck me?" and I was pretty quick to answer "hell yeah" but I think she had just practiced things to say and wasn't actually asking a question or making an offer. Despite the amazing breasts, that's as far as the roaming was allowed. She wasn't into anything other than the breast groping despite my trying a variety of moves and suggestions. The dirty talk was great and she kept at it until I gave up on anything else and just enjoyed the typical NOVA. It was okay, with a bonus nod to the dirty talk and nice chest, but when trying to leave she asked for additional tip. I was pretty quick to say no and she pulled a pouty attitude. I was almost ready to leave it on the list of "if you are in the area with a spare hour" places, but I overpaid, didn't get anything special, and don't like the haggle attitude after it was over. Often I either forget to ask for a name or forget what it was by the time I get around to posting about it, but her was either Suzie or Susan.

[CoolWays]

Just don't do it. I.

[BuckyLarsonJr]

The place that advertises frequently for "real Japanese all 20's" has been decent for me a few times. I hadn't been in McLean for about 6 months but went straight there as soon as I had a break from work. Previously the provider has indeed been young-ish if not completely attractive. This time was just an older lady working by herself. I got the impression she was the MMS because she said another girl that works there was out sick from partying too much again (maybe that's who I should ask for? The massage was fine, if nothing memorable. The flip was easy and no haggle negotiation, but service was mechanical and she talked the whole time. She asked me what I did for a living and I made something up. Unfortunately, she got interested in what I had told her and asked about my work the whole time she was supposed to be working on me. I had a hard time concentrating both on the HE and the made-up work talk, and there was only OTC roaming, so it wasn't a great time. I guess it's a YMMV, but more along the lines of maybe you get the party girl when she's working there, or you get the MMS? I was frustrated and did not get her name (my bad.) .8 house hour and $. 2 and am still not feeling great about it even though I had other times there that were good. I was frustrated enough to try another AMP in the area while I was in town. That post is on Angel.

[Member #6553]

I agree, downhill!

Does anyone know where coffee and Cream have gone?

[SteelCities]

This was one of my favorite spots, but has gone downhill since people moved away. Anyone have any recommendations on providers? I definitely had a thing for Momo and it was just about the most perfect experience every time. She rotated out and haven't been happy since.

[DCKing]

Had a fun dream with Nina at Oriental on Gallows. Girl next door cute with a smooth, curvy body. Little to no English. After a short massage she went for the flip. She was willing to please and did CBJ and CFS. Good for a quick release. $50 for hh and $120 tip.

Any guess on her age?

[BbqCreme]

Any one try out the new line up at Sunny Spa in Fairfax recently?

[DanznMan]

Vicky is a super thin Thai spinner who wants you to be happy. She gave a decent massage. Lotion followed by hard acupressure. She is a mature provider who knows her way around a man's anatomy. Her BBBJ had me twitching with pleasure repeatedly. She covered me and jumped to an energetic cowgirl. I shifted to missionary so I could feel her wicked tight pussy and her legs pulling me in deeper. I left with a smile. She plans to be here for several months and appears dedicated to building a loyal client base. She's a dynamo. Note: she does want an extra $20 for BBBJ. Basic services are $120 massage and $100 for a tip (CFS only).

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/therapeu.../23116937.html

[DanznMan]

Had a fun dream with Nina at Oriental on Gallows. Girl next door cute with a smooth, curvy body. Little to no English. After a short massage she went for the flip. She was willing to please and did CBJ and CFS. Good for a quick release. $50 for hh and $120 tip.

[Asphalt]

Is there a Thai trans Indy? TIA.

As in transexual? I didn't see anything in Vicky's ad or in FN8's post that referred to her as a tranny. Did I miss something?

[TheBigBoy11]

Here are my best Masseuse's that provide a great massage. Recommendations across Northern Virginia, based on all these boards, my dreams, etc. Remember, any day these women could have a bad day.

Best Dream Massages I have dreamed about in the past year.

# 1 - Hanna at Aqua. Everything is great, go in morning or evening so she's not disturbed answering the door. Only negative she can be busy and rushed sometimes. She's also not classically beautiful. Great attitude makes up for it.

#2 - Honey at Palace Spa. Massage is good but TS & L1 is really good. In my eyes, she is beautiful with nice breasts.

#3 - Celine at Palace Spa. Massage, TS and L1 is very good. She very attractive with great attitude. I wish she has Honeys chest.

Thanks for the info. Based on your review.

I saw Celine recently, a decent looking lady, in her 40's. . 100 for HJ nude, + . 60 house fee. Lets you roam. They are busy, asked for 1 hr but only 30 minutes slot was available after a 20 min wait.

[ThaiMeUp1]

Looking for a new waxer that offers some extras. Does anyone have an informed opinion on which of there two are best? Any other candidates out there for a dick wax plus a little play? PM if preferred.

Thanks,

Nick.

I haven't seen either in a while. They're both great but I prefer Tara. Chill vibe and she'll let you pop as often as you can during your hour long visit. Some people say she's lost some weight recently too. I hope to see her in '24.