Massage Parlor Reports

[FourNick8]

Looking for a new waxer that offers some extras. Does anyone have an informed opinion on which of there two are best? Any other candidates out there for a dick wax plus a little play? PM if preferred.

Thanks,

Nick.

[Patch24m]

Hello Gents!

I have 3 reports today. Let me start at J&Y. My last visit there was about a month ago and had a nice session with Sarah. This was my 3rd or 4th visit with her over the past year and each time the session just gets better and better. However, this might be the last time that I see her. Nothing against her service or performance -- she is great, don't get me wrong, but every time I see her, she is every bit in her 50's and it shows. Although she does take care of her body, there is no denying the fact that she's a GILF.

2nd report is for a new place in Burke. If you search Bedpage for Lyngate, you'll find it. On a whim, I TOFTT on Monday and was pleasantly surprised. This is a Chinese operation and they have 3 girls available. If you text their number, you'll get a menu and photos. Photos are accurate on the text. I was fortunate enough to see Lulu and Xixi. Not because I booked 4 hands, but because one of yall came in and wanted to get Lulu! There is no table shower, so. 7 for the hour. Lulu started the massage which was soft to medium pressure, not bad, not good either. 10 minutes into it, monger came and said he has an appointment with Lulu. Lulu came and apologized and introduced Xixi who will now take care of me. Mind you, both ladies are easy on the eyes and are easily under 30. I didn't mind the switcharoo but then 5 minutes into Xixi's massage, Lulu comes back to the room laughing and saying sorry, but I will now take care of your massage. All three of us get a laugh and I said, maybe next time, I will just take both of you! Both agreed -- but next time.

Lulu finishes the massage and starts the soft touch. She asks me to flip and asks what I want. I tell her everything. She asks how much, I say $.4, she counters with $.5 and it's off to the races. She leaves the room to get her supplies and when she comes back, she sheds her short black dress and reveals some nice C cup naturals. She is not skinny but has a very nice body (curves in all the right places) -- and so was Xixi albeit a little taller. Nice boobie bath, very nice CBJ (saran wrap) felt really good -- better than a cover. Cover goes on and we start in mish and finish in woof woof position. Cleans me up with a mixture of water and alcohol, I get dressed and get a hug and kiss goodbye. Decent service and may stay in my rotation as a nice J&Yreplacement (its in the same complex, different building).

3rd report is for No pain, No gain, Candy. Texted her this morning and got a reply right away. I asked if she was available this morning before noon and she said 8:30? Jumped in the shower and headed her way. She works off of a place in Tysons and is easy to find, lots of parking. I texted her as I parked and a few minutes later sends me a video on how to get to her room (nice! I walk up to her door and she's waiting in a black bath robe. I enter the room, she closes the door and sheds the bath robe. She is in a black lingerie and she is smoking hot. Nice breasts, definitely! She asks what I want and I ask her to recommend to me a service for a first timer with her. She recommends nuru and I asked if it included FS. She asks if I'm a cop, and I vehemently tell her No! She then asks me how much I would pay her. I told her $$ and she said Noooooo, she said $$$ and I agreed (didn't feel like haggling as that kills the mood for me). We ended up doing a combination medium massage with FS.

I tell you what, the massage is well worth the price of admission. As a matter of fact, I may go back just to get the massage. It was amazing, best I've had. Including legit places from resorts, cruises, etc. However, she does charge a pretty steep fee for FS which I feel like I could get the same type of service from the new place at Lyngate. YMMV.

That's all folks. Seniors, please fee free to PM for any questions.

[Member #6744]

Had my third visit with Cherry at the best place in Chantilly a couple weeks ago. The service each session was better than the last. More GFE and way over NOVA+.

Good news for all the discussion about rising prices. A close friend said Cherry is returning this week Independent! No house fee, just her fee and tip. I'm watching bedpage for her add to show up and be first to congratulate her graduation from AMP to indie. For the cost of airfare to Saigon I can see beautiful, sexy Cherry 10 times. If you see her add first, please post it here. As always trusted SMs can get more deets via PM.

[Member #6553]

I have a free day on Wednesday? Looking for a nice Naked L1 with big boobs? Any recommendations? I am thinking about Breeze, Sung, Blue Therapy or Sun Star? It's been over a year I had a massage from Amy at Sun Star.

[DC002]

Not sure if this should be in Craigslist or Massage forum.

Got recommendation of a Latin place. "Hot Stones Harmony" in Vienna. A gal, Camellia, from Hadyees I was told was there and nice. But:

Went by to see where it was. Texted and then made appt for the next day at noon.

She or admin reconfirmed 3 times including an hour before.

I was running late from Dr. Appt and texted will be few min late, but confirmed will be there.

Got there 5 min after noon and entrance door was locked. I sat in the waiting room in the lobby, which is not very private. Texted a few times and finally got a text back that: "OK wait. ".

10 minutes past while in lobby. Finally a text came, could I do 1 pm? They apparently took someone else in and "was that OK at 1 pm?

I said: no. You wasted my time and had to cut another appointment short to get there. Very inconsiderate: Pissed.

Same kind of thing happened at Haydees in Sterling a few weeks earlier. I think I have had it with the Latin Places. Maybe it is a cultural time thing??

Never had it happen however at FHOH in Tyson's however.

For me the AMP walking is ideal in terms of scheduling and no wasted time. I do usually call or text to an AMP right before and never had any problems.

I always treat the girls nicely. I do and expect to be treated nice in return.

But we live and learn.

Have to say the day was saved when I texted and visited Yumi at CS Massage on route 50 in Fairfax area. She is a very hot young (28) girl with a beautiful slim body and a friendly personality. She was perfect for some sweet desert after the earlier frustrations. Her menu is limited but her attitude and personality make it a nice fun quality time. Be nice to her if you visit. Compared to the others there, Yumi is outstanding and a doll.

Enjoy,

DC.

[OldHonda1994]

Long time board watcher. I wanted to share my most recent visit to Top Therapy. I had not been to this spot in at least 5 years. Two ladies working. I lucked out with Susie. Very young looking and spoke great English. Very friendly as she held my hand leading me to the shower. Big table, warm soapy water and lots of massage pressure left all of the right spots clean. Back to the room Susie made sure I was situated on the massage table. Firm massage for 30 minutes followed by low light and soft touch on my butt and inter thighs. At that junior was almost ready, I felt nipples going up my back and thighs. At that point I had to turn over. She was down to her bottoms and she placed some really nice boobs against my chest. A little bit of warm oil and we were off. A very satisfying release, which by the end also had her bottoms on the floor. Hot towel and small bottle of water and out the door with a hug. On the way out, I saw the other young lady who was Coco. House fee was $80 and tip of $120. It was a very good way to spend a wet foggy Sunday afternoon. Going back soon. It seems like there is more on the menu at Top.

[Santorin]

Hey all,

Was in town this week and saw a review of April from Sung Spa. I was in the area and decided to stop by. April opened the door, short asian girl (not sure age, 30-40?) about 5 feet talk, large boobies. I pay the $80 house fee and went into a room. She offered a TS, which I accepted. TS was decent, much better than I can get back home (which is to say, nothing) with some time spent on the boys. Went back to the room and she did a massage (no oil, didn't want to deal with that on the clothing), nothin special. On flip she asked what I wanted. Menu (not sure if pricing is allowed, so edit if not) was HJ $60, topless HJ $100, BJ $120. I wanted to see them tits, but I wasen't going to drop another $40 on top of the $60. Which also seemed to be higher than what I tip in my hometown. I also wanted to stop by at rte 1 if I had the chance and wanted to make sure I had enough cash too (Didn't make it sadly).

Decent trip, wish they did TS in my town. HOpefully I'll get another chance soon to make it up to NVa.

Stay safe.

[FourNick8]

With the inflated prices and inflated reviews going on at AMP's I decided this morning to try something new. Looked through the Bedpage massage ads and found Vicky. Texted her and found she is at a convenient Fair Lakes apartment and guaranteed a real Thai massage for 120 Hr. I inquired about extras and she texted back "Yes" and "bring a 100". Off I went.

I arrived and the door opened to a true Thai Spinner, all of 4'11" and 80 pounds. Only her face gave her age away as someone in her 40's. She is still pretty, just not a teen. She led me into a bedroom with a big soft massage table (big enough for 2) and planted a LFK on me as soon as the door was closed. I knew I had to taste her right at the moment so I paid the massage fee and tip money (220 total) and then stripped while she went out for her tool kit.

She came back and stripped down where I see her spinner perfection; not an ounce of body fat, just barely A's, and no body hair except for her long pony tail. I can literally touch my fingertips around her waist, she must buy her street clothes in the children's section. Standing up both naked we DFK'd for a bit before she went to her knees for a BBBJ preview. That was unexpected for a massage and after a minute or so I had to pull her back up for more DFK or else the section would have been a short one. After that I gently laid her back on the table and tasted the smallest Vagina I believe I have ever seen. You could literally cover it up with a postage stamp and it tasted great. I licked her and looked up in her eyes for 10 minutes until she just started to shake all over.

She supplied a cover and I went in standing mish and then moved on to the table for more mish. Strangely I didn't want to pound her. She is such a sweetheart with terrific GFE IOP that I just held her in my arms and whispered in her ear the real Thai name of the waxing provider I am currently infatuated with, all while she kept kissing me and telling me how good I made her feel. After I finished she was in no hurry and I stayed inside her for 5 minutes just cuddling and talking.

Then came the massage. She was right, a true Thai massage with lotion instead of oil. She used everything, hands, knees, elbows and she nearly put me to sleep after the incredible session. To me this was much more enjoyable than going to an AMP being shuffled into a small room with all the noise and interruptions. The biggest difference for me was how genuinely sweet and friendly Vicky is. I know that Thai society can sometimes blur the lines between wife and provider but to me Vicky could fill either roll. She is genuine or that really was an Oscar sitting on her shelf.

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/therapeu.../23116937.html

[Member #6553]

I was bored today and therefore I dreamed about trying a new AMP. I took a chance at Sunny Massage in Woodbridge in Noblewood Plaza. Easy to find, second floor all the way at the end of the floor. One door entry, really can't see you go in or parking, so it's easy to avoid people seeing you going into the AMP. Opened the door. YoYo answered the door. She's very pretty, nice C cups with large nipples. She wore a short red dress that showed off her boobs nicely. She took me to the nearest room, paid HF of $70 for 1 hour. I got undressed and she came right in when I was taking off my underwear and said Wow! The massage was very good, she hit all the correct spots. Very little teasing and no soft touch before the flip. When flip she asked what I wanted. Naked L1. She took her clothes off and performed. She is a very pretty lady with a very nice body and breasts. She doesn't speak much English. She thought I wanted L2 or L3. So I had to correct her multiple times. So if you visit her, make sure you tell her specifically what you want.

I really want to recommend her because of her looks and a good massage but the language barrier was tough. I will try again and will work with her because with a little help she would be outstanding.

[HeadMistress]

She gives a nice massage with her lufa hands. Deep pressure on my lower back and it felt so good. She was accommodated but had limitations. She jerked me off like there's no tomorrow and it was delicious.

[PuntaJaco43]

I personally have been to Breeze on 4 different occasions and there is no Sophia.

Regards.

PJ.

[PuntaJaco43]

New girl at May Wellness.

Jennifer.

Overall not bad looking, tried getting more than a standard nova, but no luck.

Face 7/10.

Body 7/10.

Attitude 7/10.

Allowed some LFK and nursing.

I too spent a session with this gal and yes, she was quite good looking with a good personality and good English and I too received the same package. She didn't click with Nova, not sure why, but she told me that she was moving on. I'll miss her but the good news is that she was replaced with the very sweat and attractive Cindy. You may do a lot better with her but then YMMV.

Regards.

PJ.

[DoYouKnow]

Unfortunately, Breeze has a well earned reputation for outrageously good reviews that are nothing at all like the older, substandard services people experience within. Your 4 post history does not encourage me to try out this place, sadly.

[Deleted by Admin] But I do know a Sophie that use to work there and another nearby spa. If its the same Sophia, I may just check her out today. May just be a busted scenario again. Better off staying with my trusted Fairfax talent.

[Barkeater]

Unfortunately, Breeze has a well earned reputation for outrageously good reviews that are nothing at all like the older, substandard services people experience within. Your 4 post history does not encourage me to try out this place, sadly.

Here's a long over due encounter review from my time in Herndon. Tucked away along Elden St and Herndon Pkwy is Breeze Massage Spa. I was really craving my usual Asian delight. After swinging by I got paired up with Sophia, this drop-dead gorgeous Asian chick, probably in her mid-thirties with raven black hair. I'd say 115-120 lbs and somewhere between 5' and 5'4". Man, all I wanted was to bury myself in her huge D size chest. All of this on a petite 5-foot frame with curves exactly where you want them. She's way ahead of any other Chinese masseuse I've come across in Herndon. Zero drama or attitude. Sophia was chill and all set to provide an epic service. Her massage? On point, firm, and no messing around. She had her techniques down, changing them up based on which part she was working on. Those annoying knots? Gone. Halfway through, I felt like a puddle. Wasn't sure about the max level they offer here but I ended things with a Level 1 that was quite amazing for what it was. The way she used her hands to work every inch down there was unreal. Crazy hot. Maybe I could've pushed for more. But hey, I left feeling great and slept like a log. LOL getting hard thinking about that session rn. Anyways. Have fun yall.

[SteveSmithAbq]

Any one have any recommendations for caucasian providers that offer extras?

Would like to to cross this one off my list.

There is a place called Luxe. Listed on Columbia, MD-rubmaps run by a white woman.

She looks reasonably attractive, is very flirty, but has a fair bit of flabby skin.

Operates out of an office where you have to walk past lots of offices, so I'd go in the evening.

The massage is ok. Very light pressure, finishes with an HJ. While it is more expensive than an AMP, she does tease you and talk dirty during the HJ.

It'd be great to get any suggestions for Caucasians in NoVa (other than PV options).