Massage Parlor Reports

**A John** · 07-07-08 07:29

Originally Posted by Flimflamman

You should read the Forum, I have asshole.
Nowhere in the forum does it say anything about MT, asshole.

If your name is any indication of your personality, I've always been told a Flimflamman is a cute way of saying scam artists. Someone who is lazy always looking for shortcuts. I'm sure your life is full of them.

The way your handling this situation dictates my opinions
" yes I know what opinions are like, in my mind mine smells great"

If you were to ask somebody how to use the search engine they may be willing to give you some direction.

I found this information within one minute. Within two minutes I had the address so RTFF because your obviously missing something.

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...456#post627456

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Originally Posted by Deep Six

RTFF.

Let me first start off by saying, I'm not much of a big open forum information person PM`s are my thing. That being said there are people here who can validate my contributions.

I think before YOU go telling people to RTFF you should post some useful information.

In your hot 11 post I find nothing useful.

Merely one man's observation of many men.

Happy Hunting
AJ

**Sleazebum** · 07-07-08 07:09

Name calling is not the suggested way of getting the information you want.

Please try again.

JJ

Originally Posted by Flimflamman

You should read the Forum, I have asshole.

Nowhere in the forum does it say anything about MT, asshole.

**Excellent Dude** · 07-07-08 00:55

You should read the Forum, I have asshole.

Nowhere in the forum does it say anything about MT, asshole.

**Randy7777** · 07-06-08 12:37

Originally Posted by Drew Park

I'm not sure they have a mamasan. On my visit there was only one girl working until the one who did me showed up.

On this day there were 2 women and one acted like the Mamasan as far as greeting and then after the Massage collected the money.

**Drew Park** · 07-06-08 07:27

Originally Posted by Randy7777

I should have asked for the Mamasan and let her know her advertising is not appreciated.

I'm not sure they have a mamasan. On my visit there was only one girl working until the one who did me showed up.

**Deep Six** · 07-05-08 21:28

Originally Posted by Flimflamman

Okay, you guys got me. What does MT stand for and where is IT?

FFM

RTFF.

MT is all through and the location is a dead give away.

**Just Ken** · 07-05-08 15:14

Sorry, just as I click to submit my report, I realized that I had placed it in Virginia. Anyway, I will copied report to DC when it appears.

**Just Ken** · 07-05-08 15:10

I literally hate downtown and get lost everytime I go, and then there is the Saturday traffic on 95/395. However, after all the great reports, I thought I had to see this lady. To my surprise, traffic was extremely light and I made it downtown in record time. The location was very easy to find and I was fortunate enough to get a parking place right in front. Damn, what luck! Greeted by mamasan and since I had called to make sure I was at the right place, she knew I was a first timer but she still asked the question. I told her that I was and that I had heard great things. I requested Rose, hoping she was not busy. Mama took me to my room and said she would be right there. So far, everything was going perfectly. Although she has been described in detail before, I was not expecting such a beautiful young lady. Needless to say, I was very satisfied. I was prepared to pay. 8 for the hour and was happy when I was told only. 6. I always enjoy the TS and she was very thorough. I couldn't wait to get back to the room for the main event. In conclusion, I want to thank all you fellow mongers for your reports which convinced me to make the trip. Seniors who are interested in a full report you know what to do. When I was moving from the shower to the room and as I was departing, I observed several lovely ladies who were worth another trip downtown.

My trip home was even better when I discovered the HOV was open going South. Finally, when I got to the house, I discovered my Stimulus Check in the mail. The way this day has been going, I think I will play the lottery.

**Randy7777** · 07-05-08 12:05

Originally Posted by Drew Park

I stumbled across this AMP in the Adult Services section of City Paper. Good sign! The ad also mentioned incall/outcall. Even better sign! And it is located in downtown Mclean not too far from home. Better still!

Called to inquire about the cost and was told 50/90. An obvious Asian sounding girl asked if I wanted to come by and I said "sure. " We agreed on a time. A short while later she called back asking if I could delay my arrival by a half hour. "Okay. " I found the place located in a small business park behind the fire station.

Entered into a nicely appointed waiting room. Magazines on the coffee table and a copy of Sunday's Washington Post too. An Asian lady scurried out to meet me and asked me to please wait as my attendant had not arrived. But she was on her way. Huh? I gave her benefit of the doubt and sat down. At the ten minute mark I was getting ready to leave when Mary comes in. She is a late 30 something-early 40 something lady. Petite Asian, attractive, and truly a MILF. Wearing a red polo and black jeans. Casual but no where near sexy. She apologized for her tardiness, blaming it on traffic.

She led me to the room. I told her I wanted a half hour and gave her three 20s. She took the three bills and said "Thanks! " I was going to quibble but thought that a small tip up front might serve me well later on. She asked me to undress and excused herself while I did.

From there is was 30 minutes of legitimate massage. Rubbing, prodding, massaging. From the top of my head to the tips of my toes. But as things ran down, no reach around, no reach under, no light massagee. She didn't even say "turn over. " As the minutes ran out she announced "how do you feel? " I was polite and said her massage was very good.

While I dressed she fetched me a glass of water and told me next time I needed to come for a full hour.

I'm not sure if extras are only available during a one hour session and I'm not sure I will return to find out. There was another monger across the hall who apparently did get the hour treatment because he was there when I arrived and still there when I left. So pal, if you read this board, tell us, did you get a happy ending?

Went to the above establishment on July 4. 2008. Took the one hour massage for $90. 00. Disrobed and the attended covered me with a sheet. Received a very good Accupreassure type massage. However they advertise in The Erotic Massage Section of CL and they also have other locations like Hungerford DR in Rockville. During the massage strict and uncomfortable draping was used as they actually wraped the groin area tightly with the sheet to prohibit any exposure.

The attendent was young and attractive but it did not matter. It's dispicable they intentionally advertise in The Erotic Section of CL yet offer no such thing. Since the massuesse worked hard I gave her the $20. 00 tip and left but I should have asked for the Mamasan and let her know her advertising is not appreciated.

If you want a Therapuetic massage for $90 then I would recomend otherwise I would support someone that advertises therapuetic and then delivers it instead of this Bait and Switch scam.

**Excellent Dude** · 07-05-08 07:31

Okay, you guys got me. What does MT stand for and where is IT?

FFM

**Firmwearnova** · 07-03-08 21:03

After SKO was closed, decided to give MT a try. First time there. Greeted at door by late 30s-early 40s woman, Amy. Nice body, so age doesn't matter that much. Maybe 5'2, 110? B-C cup, but from later experience believe they are manmade. Didn't go crazy on size though, so they fit her frame. First time there and was honest with her about it, but told her I'd been to SKO. Took me to room and got ready for table shower. Her playfulness in at the table shower made me go for more than just standard later. She was very open and a straight shooter about things. After some talk about tip, she agreed. She really took her time on all aspects and didn't want me to rush either. "Plenty of time for that. " After experience with her, I will definitely expect more patience from SKO. Senior members can PM for more details. Left very relaxed and will use their theraputic services in the future. Amy was great, but would probably like to try another too. Variety is the spice of life.

**Jwwilli** · 07-03-08 00:14

Originally Posted by Just Ken

Get up this morning in a great mood. Haven't visited my favorite lady for two weeks and today was the day. I called a few minutes before opening to let her know I was on my way only to find she was not there and would not be back until Monday. I told myself, go home and wait until next week, but, you know what I did. I decided to visit SKO in PWC. I have never been disappointed there and figured a change might be nice. As I arrived and started to the entrance, I was followed by fellow monger. We arrived at the door to discover another monger ringing the bell. He said he had rang the bell several times and no one answered. He decided to leave, so I ring the bell a couple of times and was about to leave when mamasan came out and said she would open in a minute. So, in we go and I was directed to my room where I waited for what seemed like forever. I was finally greeted by Wen. I usually receive a very friendly welcome and get down to business. But, did not receive a warm and fuzzy with Wen. She was your average size korean and was somewhat attractive. Gave her the required fee for the hour and she asked if I wanted a shower. At first I said no because I just had one, but I thought I should probably go ahead. You can usually get a feeling of what to expect in the shower and I do enjoy them. So when she returned I requested a shower. Unfortunately, I was too late and it was occupied. Back to the room, she left again and on her return told me down on my stomach. She throws a towel over me and I ask for a light touch. No way, she says, that is cheating, you need good strong massage. No I don't, I want light touch. Not right, she says. OK, have it your way. She then proceeded with the massage, which was painful at times. I must admit, I am not a huge fan of the typical massage. I made several attempts at roaming, but she was having none of that. I tried everything I could think of. It was rather hot and I asked her to remove the towel. She did, but replaced it with a smaller hand towel. I kept hoping that she would eventually flip me and I would at least get the normal finish, but sadly, it never happened. We did a lot of chatting throughout the hour and she was a very sweet lady. She is only here for a few days to help out and is leaving Monday. Since they have had so many visits from LEO, maybe they have gone legit. Would be interested in knowing how my fellow mongers made out this morning.

I was reviewing the forum and sometime (I believe it was around 6/18, I should have posted right away but got busy), I had almost the exact same experience as mentioned here. The covered towel, the almost too hard massage (with this percussive-type Thai cupped hand beating that almost had me ready to leave right then and there), and a non-existent flip. Can't remember the woman's name, but it was my first and probably last experience at SKO. I've been to MT, HWC, and even Oasis in Dumfries a couple times. Not to mention other places out of state. And it was about the worst experience at an AMP I've had. For $. 6-. 8, I could have gone to a reputable legit massage business, got much better service, and taken care of myself later and felt better about the whole ordeal. I've read the posts here and thought I would have some success. And god bless those that do. But I'll not be returning there any time soon. Just my 2 cents worth.

**Firmwearnova** · 07-02-08 19:24

Hope it's not a long term thing.

**Pilot Aviator** · 07-01-08 10:59

For those who've not met Ruby, she is about mid-30s, fair of face (7-8), figure (typical proportionate. 36B, firm, nice curves), not really a "spinner" but still slender (8+).- but best of all, she is friendly, gives a great massage and actually remembers her usual clients.- so her attitude and total experience rating is 9+ in my book)

After spending three days in uncomfortable airline seats, I needed a good massage, so I made an appointment yesterday at ***'s. Since it was a "day off" for me, I scheduled my appointment early <in hindsight, mid-afternoon is more quiet . I saw Angie drive away just as I parked, so was greeted at the door by another (Tina I think based on G-man's description). She escorted me to a treatment room, collected. 8 for the hour and left. Ruby arrived shortly thereafter.- hugs and hellos, and off to the shower.

Ruby knows I like the massage to start with the TS, and I was not disappointed today. A good 15 minutes of med-to-hard on my back and thighs. Left the TS thoroughly clean and already enjoying my day-off.

Back to the room.- a fine massage for me, including the NoVa finish and 10 extra massage minutes thoroughly relaxed. Dressed and out the door after an hour that made my day better.

Those who contribute to the board can PM for details.- newbies please RTF, and post reports of your findings

Always be nice to the ladies!