Massage Parlor Reports

[TryHard]

Has anyone ever tried her out? She's pretty hot I want to go but don't want to waist my time and get blue balls LOL says she does body glides. What's the deal with her? Legit or not?

Legit. All hand action, BJ is simulated using her hands and neck. Sounds weird but it's really nice. Lots of mutual touch. Very cute.

[PdxLuvBB]

Met Loki, mid 30, slender, with pretty face. Decent massage and full menu of fun.

[Benson008]

Went to L & V yesterday, on the westside.

Went in and a reasonably attractive, late 20's, early 30's girl helped me. Only offered 30 minutes due to "many appointments". She needed to use her phone for translations which was not great.

After about 8 min only was the flip and asked if I had any other areas of special needs / attention. I said yes. She proceeded to rub my neck, legs and I figured she was trying to warm me up a bit since I was anything but aroused actually. Another 10 min or so goes by and I am thinking. Are we going to get the show on the road? She then asked me again if there was any other needs, and again I said yes, absolutely. I didn't make any hand motions and obviously should have because 5 more min goes by and she says done. I get up and say "that's it?" and she said "did you have any other needs for special attention?" and I said "I did but. " and she says "oh, sorry. " and leaves. Then asked for a tip. Ridiculous. I will not ever go back. I didn't catch her name, I usually ask at the end so I know who was worth seeing again, and she certainly was not despite being reasonably attractive.

But since I really wanted to find something better, I drove up to Angels off Hall. Actually, had a very good experience there after not going back there for a couple of years due to seeming lack of privacy, being loud and busy, and over sketchiness. Guess I listened to the smaller head. Met Lulu who looked a bit rougher to be honest, but once inside she somehow got prettier (Anyway, she gave an actually pretty good massage albeit more deep tissue amazingly, as opposed to light Swedish / flirty. She didn't really spend any time grazing balls / cock or normal sort of hints and teases but at the end of 30 min or so she started with it. On the flip she asked if I wanted mouth or boom boom and opted for the latter. 70 to get in for an hour, additional 130 for the full deal. After the finish, I still had 10 min or so, so she finished with my arms and then some final cleanup. I am not sure if I would go back, it was def loud in there, but it was a much better experience than a few years ago.

Also, went to Lemon Tree a few weeks back and the lady that worked (this was maybe 1030 or 11 am) was thin, but had a very rough face, and I walked out. I didn't catch a name. I have been there a couple of times and they usually do a decent massage but a HE only.

Thanks for the believable report on areas that I have often visited. As we all know it is more about the provider than the place. At L&V there is a new girl today, I did not stay because she was counting out a fist full of money to Mama San. She may be worth a visit later on although she is not as sweet and innocent-looking as the one you saw.

Lemon Tree was once my goto but that has been a while now and I have been curious.

Angle Yes I know the score there and they have had some nice ladies but I do not like the place.

[BillJ1984]

Has anyone ever tried her out? She's pretty hot I want to go but don't want to waist my time and get blue balls LOL says she does body glides. What's the deal with her? Legit or not?

[Amp Guide]

Thanks for the tip on Halsey. I will try to get there. Its something we need a group spread sheet on. Which place has which girl and it is so hard to remember. , as well as the girls are transient and move pretty fast. New places pop up like fast food restaurants and 7 11's.

Enjoy the rain. This weather is a debbie downer. We need warm and some sun to brighten the mood.

[PdxLuvBB]

Drove by new place, stopped but didn't have time to stay. Met two slender, cute, with long hair providers in their 30's. I think they said $60/ hr and $40/ hh. Anyone else with information?

[Ledes]

Might try a couple of AMP today, I know Hollywood reflexology in Portland by Powell got some good ones they do anything. And rainbow on Salem edge water have FS nice looking sometimes.

[Amp Guide]

Stopped in for a check out as I had not been there in a couple of years due to a bad experience with a lady.

I was right that new people would be working now. Nice lady good body but older. After the last holiday thru Thur. Sunday work of 14 hours a day of labor I am not normlly used to. I needed at min some good massage. She did a great job. I was very happy. Had a nice HE also not a lot of under the cover roaming. But I was still happy. They are not young. But standard middle aged gals who know the way around. She did a nice job with the boys also.

Always looking for the dream rare girl.

In the long ago time. CL had some good body rub hard body nuru types. Seems all these have gone away or are using some other form of social media to attract customers. BP used to be a good source. But I have not had a ton of luck on SA or the alligator site or others. Any one care to share a few tips on a nuru type body massage by a hottie in the area. I had a regular gal who was just hot as F and she would slip and slide up and down my body which was fantastic. I loved checking out here goods while getting a HE.

Cheers guys.

[Jbg926]

Went to L & V yesterday, on the westside.

Went in and a reasonably attractive, late 20's, early 30's girl helped me. Only offered 30 minutes due to "many appointments". She needed to use her phone for translations which was not great.

After about 8 min only was the flip and asked if I had any other areas of special needs / attention. I said yes. She proceeded to rub my neck, legs and I figured she was trying to warm me up a bit since I was anything but aroused actually. Another 10 min or so goes by and I am thinking. Are we going to get the show on the road? She then asked me again if there was any other needs, and again I said yes, absolutely. I didn't make any hand motions and obviously should have because 5 more min goes by and she says done. I get up and say "that's it?" and she said "did you have any other needs for special attention?" and I said "I did but. " and she says "oh, sorry. " and leaves. Then asked for a tip. Ridiculous. I will not ever go back. I didn't catch her name, I usually ask at the end so I know who was worth seeing again, and she certainly was not despite being reasonably attractive.

But since I really wanted to find something better, I drove up to Angels off Hall. Actually, had a very good experience there after not going back there for a couple of years due to seeming lack of privacy, being loud and busy, and over sketchiness. Guess I listened to the smaller head. Met Lulu who looked a bit rougher to be honest, but once inside she somehow got prettier (Anyway, she gave an actually pretty good massage albeit more deep tissue amazingly, as opposed to light Swedish / flirty. She didn't really spend any time grazing balls / cock or normal sort of hints and teases but at the end of 30 min or so she started with it. On the flip she asked if I wanted mouth or boom boom and opted for the latter. 70 to get in for an hour, additional 130 for the full deal. After the finish, I still had 10 min or so, so she finished with my arms and then some final cleanup. I am not sure if I would go back, it was def loud in there, but it was a much better experience than a few years ago.

Also, went to Lemon Tree a few weeks back and the lady that worked (this was maybe 1030 or 11 am) was thin, but had a very rough face, and I walked out. I didn't catch a name. I have been there a couple of times and they usually do a decent massage but a HE only.

[JimGRockin]

Curious how many of us do this, bail when greeted by the mamasan.

I've been through my fair share of shops, but have never felt comfortable asking who else might be working (in part not to be rude, in part not to make them think I'm casing the place).

Anybody have a tact you feel avoids these pitfalls? At best I'll make up a name, and pretend I'm looking for a specific masseuse, but that isn't guaranteed to net a showing of the other employees.

Nine times out of ten I'll just leave, with a mental note to comeback in two weeks.

I just tell them I was driving by and wanted to check the prices but don't have time for a massage right now. I am always polite, friendly and enthusiastic like I really want to come back but play it kind of dumb. I don't think they buy it but it kind of saves face for everyone. Some look a little confused but often they seem to appreciate the effort maybe. But it makes it easier for me. This is how I find the 1 in 10 with attractive women and I do go back to those.

[OneOne9]

Curious how many of us do this, bail when greeted by the mamasan.
I've been through my fair share of shops, but have never felt comfortable asking who else might be working (in part not to be rude, in part not to make them think I'm casing the place).
Anybody have a tact you feel avoids these pitfalls? At best I'll make up a name, and pretend I'm looking for a specific masseuse, but that isn't guaranteed to net a showing of the other employees.
Nine times out of ten I'll just leave, with a mental note to comeback in two weeks.

If the greeter is friendly I ask her if it is OK to meet the ladies for a future session. If anyone interests me I get her name and tell her I will be back. Most of the providers will give me a nice smile when I ask for their name thinking I will return and most of the time I do.

If the greeter is rude or unfriendly I ask or look at the posted rates and services, thank her for her time and leave. I very seldom stay my first visit to a shop. .

[WarpFactor69]

Curious how many of us do this, bail when greeted by the mamasan.

I've been through my fair share of shops, but have never felt comfortable asking who else might be working (in part not to be rude, in part not to make them think I'm casing the place).

Anybody have a tact you feel avoids these pitfalls? At best I'll make up a name, and pretend I'm looking for a specific masseuse, but that isn't guaranteed to net a showing of the other employees.

Nine times out of ten I'll just leave, with a mental note to comeback in two weeks.

Sometimes I scout places when I'm on my way to work or going back home. So I have a legit excuse to not stay. If I'm not interested in the first one I meet, I ask if anyone else is working today? If I like what I see I tell them I will come back, and I do.

Then I post about it here, because it is cool to openly share information.

[Qualish]

Stopped by Ocean Massage Spa and place is a bit peculiar, the entrance is a walk down into the basement with a bell you ring to get in.

Mama san greets, 40's to 50's, was about to walk back out and she got the message, noted they have younger girls inside. Stayed and she called someone out, girl in 30's.

Curious how many of us do this, bail when greeted by the mamasan.

I've been through my fair share of shops, but have never felt comfortable asking who else might be working (in part not to be rude, in part not to make them think I'm casing the place).

Anybody have a tact you feel avoids these pitfalls? At best I'll make up a name, and pretend I'm looking for a specific masseuse, but that isn't guaranteed to net a showing of the other employees.

Nine times out of ten I'll just leave, with a mental note to comeback in two weeks.

[Souljurn]

Stopped by Ocean Massage Spa and place is a bit peculiar, the entrance is a walk down into the basement with a bell you ring to get in.

Mama san greets, 40's to 50's, was about to walk back out and she got the message, noted they have younger girls inside. Stayed and she called someone out, girl in 30's.

Stayed, room is decent. Good massage, better than most. After 15 minutes of the hhr, the flip came. Asked what I wanted and she got straight to it, boom boom? I said yes, she noted 200. I didn't negotiate here and paid up.

Services were beyond expectations, lfk, BBBJ with balls service, cfs all positions. Money well spent and hugged asked to come back.

This is actually how "real" spas usually are, have to ring to get in, mamasan is the one who greets you on way in and out, from my experience a ton were weirdly in basements or had some long hallway you entered from an iron gate door LOL.

Services less so. Got spoiled getting used to full body rubs with nuru gel, a handsy shower, and butt and ball probing with the tongue before the main course.

Anyway, still sounds great, I'll go check it out, I guess. Thank you.

[Trumpeter]

Making an excuse is acceptable, all these shops post fake pics with false advertising regarding services.

I tell them the truth, that I'm checking out the shops in the area and might be back. They're always very surprised when I do come back.

A tip to keep the prices manageable is to only go in with what you think is a fair price for the services you're looking for. When you give them a price and they counter, telling them that's all you have usually brings them down to your price. If not, finish the massage and move on or decide if you're willing to settle for lesser services for that price. It's easier for me because I'm usually just looking for the lesser services anyway, so there's nothing to negotiate with that.