Escort Reports

[Ejent]

She's been really fkin rude to me on two different numbers now in trying to book with her. Like Attitude. I don't know fellas. I use my manners and complete sentences when attempting to book, but she's making it difficult to even attempt. Might be writing this one off to GPS.

Okay so I made it in after my third try on a third burner number. Lots of hoops to jump through. She looks quite a bit like her photos. A little less athletic than the model in the photos though. She barely seems Columbian to be honest. Not a mind blowing experience but I ensured to use every red second I had with her because of how much work it was to book. I definitely made this girl work, boys. More on that later.

200 hhr.

She was at the door in a red satin one piece. Really classy. She's truly beautiful. A little small talk before getting started but I was distracted and not really coming up with anything substantive for her to play off of, so we got started instead. Her performance could have been related to this lack of hitting it off, but I'm not really sure.

LFK with hands everywhere from both of us.

DATY with plenty of coo's from her. She's a little ticklish though.

Flipped her over to dine on that beautiful peach, but she would squirm anytime I got near the O. No biggie.

BBBJ with no significant depth or fluid flying. She took a few pauses to present some tongue action to the boys and the gooch. Decent touch.

CG and RCG were pretty good. Decent rhythm, but she's a taller girl and I like my jockeys 5'2" and shorter. I'm no Clydesdale, but still enjoyed a couple laps around the track.

Mish was pretty rough. She's got pro level blocking skills. No legs on shoulders, no spreading the eagle, nothing. Couldn't really tell if this was a depth technique or if she was just nervous about giving up control. Anyway, I was able to eventually work her legs up around my hips and got her to her side to get some fulfilling penetration. Came in the rubber but kept on powering through because I wasn't going to let this one go without working her ass off.

She eventually thought she was going to pull off the rubber and finish me with a HJ. I obliged and let her hammer me as fast and hard as she could. Top notch HJ for sure. I recommended we suit back up and finish in K9 once I saw her start sweating. She liked that idea. Finally some full penetration. Hammered it home for the last few minutes of the date.

She was overall obliging, but the service wasn't gold stars across the board or anything. I highly recommend trying her if you get the opportunity, but I doubt I'll be repeating if she comes back to town. Having to set up with three separate numbers, and dealing with that GPS sort of attitude made me intent on going in there and following the rules, but also making her earn every penny of that donation. I have my ATF or two here in town and I'm not letting go of those. You can't replace the way a good ATF makes you feel like a well pampered King.

https://adultsearch.com/us/florida/o...scorts/3248486

[Ejent]

Team Panda on this one. I've significantly altered what I'm willing to provide and to whom based on this exact mentality. Providers do read the board and that can't be helped. What can be controlled is contributors directing our friends to the site in an effort to help themselves.

Most of these girls can be pacified by telling them you've sent a review on EB. Half of them don't even know how to access EB to view comments or reviews on that website. I do treat this site like fight club. They don't need to see the nitty gritty of our discussion if they don't already know about it.

[PandaSoldier]

Here's another set of 3 reviews and a bonus one.

1. Nicole.

Nicole is a very sweet girl (if you catch her in a good mood) doing outcalls / cardates for 120 from some apartments behind where the champs is on fowler. The bad news, everything is covered, she doesn't have a spot because its her apartment where her kids are, and she has no car to move around in. The good news, she will pleasure you to completion for that 120. Absolutely no clockwatching, she smells and looks clean, no drug use outside of the popular lettuce. She's just a single mom trying to get by. She has a healthy amount of weight and her the curves are in perfect places. Tightness I'd say is about average. Still its a good ride, she's a bit of a nympho and gets into it.

https://yolo.com.listcrawler.eu/post...ampa/161014730

2. Euphoria.

Another single mom, she lives around Busch and 50th. Super cool chick, total nympho. She brings with her a wand that she likes to use on herself while you go at it. Prefers k9, no kissing, everything covered. Her rates are 130 HH / 185 FH outcall only. Dealing with a similar situation as Nicole except she can find a way to you on her own if she needs to. She is tiny and tight, prefers it the larger the better, takes it like a champ. She doesn't watch the clock so I recommend the HH personally, why overspend right fellas? She does suffer from YMMV so if she likes you, she can work with you otherwise good luck!

https://yolo.com.listcrawler.eu/post...ampa/161013853

3. Alex.

Personal opinion on this one (That means don't GET offended), overpriced and mediocre performance. Up to you if you want to dable in it, personally I'd just save my money for someone else. Looks like her pictures, she has a nice attitude and is friendly. But she's another dead fish out of water for wanting anywhere between 160 HH to 220 FH. Tightness is below average, covered FS, BBBJ, no kissing. Just wants to get right into the action, doesn't react to DATY, not very enthusiastic about work, she sees you as a one time transaction not trying to see you for multiple. Very mechanical. Like I said before, not my cup of tea. I tried her didn't like her performance. I'd rather just save my bang bucks and move on to the next.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ampa/161024253

Bonus: Shayna (she doesn't have a link available because she posted her personal number instead of her app and immediately took it off, Ill add a pictures of her though).

Shayna, yes the same Shayna from like 3 - 4 years ago on Busch, then moved to Valrico. Back then she posted for 140-180 and for the time was extremely overpriced. She's quoting right now for 175 hh, 250 hr (even more outrageous) She gained weight, the pictures I'm posting are old but accurate as she still looks the same, she just gained weight and fucked up her teeth because if anyone remembers, she was heavy on meth back then and it only took 3 years for her to basically ruin her smile. Good news is that she's off the candy, still live out in Valrico but picked up a job in Oldsmar at a certain restaurant with a peanut gimmick as a server (that's where I ran into her). Either way, tightness is below average, everything covered, no kissing, no reaction from DATY, the usual annoying "are you done" talk. Extremely overpriced even at the rate I got her for. Personally, you can find better deals elsewhere.

[Jhagman99]

Thanks to TampaOob for bringing this one to the boards attention. Also to newcomer DanTheMartian 8 for the attached follow up review. Saw Trish yesterday at her location on Nebraska mid day. What a great find brothers. She's a sexy, tall (6'1" I think) brunette MILF who's got the right attitude. As TampaOob pointed out, she's got a great personality, great eyes and body, aims to please, takes direction well and didn't rush. I'll add she likes to get to know her clients some so she can give them a great session, was clean, good comms, soft skin, great smile, open menu and open minded. She says she can squirt, but I saved that for next time.

Thank you for the stellar review. Rates?

[FeedEmNutz]

I was doing just fine before you showed up and "started taking shots for the team. " Don't make accusations about "breaching trust" that you can't back up. Providers read the boards, too, which is how I learned about this.

Team Panda on this one. I've significantly altered what I'm willing to provide and to whom based on this exact mentality. Providers do read the board and that can't be helped. What can be controlled is contributors directing our friends to the site in an effort to help themselves.

[RichardFliehr]

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[Member #1658]

Is she still missing teeth?

Ugh. How bad are her teeth? Teeth don't usually grow back and these girls can't afford implants, so I'll bet if there were missing teeth before then there are still missing teeth.

If it's crack rot, I'm out. If she's missing a bunch of teeth, I'm out even if the remaining teeth look healthy. If she has one missing tooth and the others look healthy, I can look past that.

I'm out until I hear something different about the teeth situation.

[Rub101]

Back in Sandra, yes back again; her oral fantastic, she was in it to win! On all fours, ass up head down; my missile found its target, with a smacking sound! Rode her hard and put away wet; stroke some more, not done yet! Oh my my, continue with the dream, stroke it old man, release your cream! Monday morning before 10 am EST.

https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/p...-play/45141318

[FlthotSlayer]

So far my experience with this one is terrible. Tried adding the snapchat the day you posted your report. She still hasn't gotten on to accept the request. So much for regular updates. I also tried texting her to set something up, so far it's like trying to meet one of the infamous providers on here that are unreliable because they are passed out all the time. Took her over a day to reply when I initially texted asking to set something up for when she arrives. She finally replied, asked a bunch of questions, then after I answered. She disappeared for 10 hours. Then texted back her donations at 2 am and then said "goodnight". Eventually I got an appointment set up, drove across town and gave her updates on how far out I was. She wants you to text when you arrive or if there are delays, which is reasonable. What isn't reasonable is that I kept her updated, and then waited half an hour for her to call with a room number.

I finally gave up and went home and she *never* gave any reply or explanation.

Maybe this one is hot or great IF you meet her, but I'm not sure how that ever happens. Save your time and try to set up an appointment with that ex-cheerleader who constantly forgets she has appointments. It's less of a drive at least, so you'll save gas money and still get the same result: no show on the provider's part.

(Yes, I'm rather annoyed. Sorry if this comes across as a rude post to anyone, I don't intend it that way.)

She's paranoid as hell. Also she has requirements (age and ethnicity) to see her so not everyone can see her. We have a mutual friend and helped me for a reference to see her. Got the ok and noticed where she was staying at their would be issue entering the place. So let her know about it might cause a issue so she freaked the hell out and thought I was robber or something even with the reference LOL. Got blocked and found out she does that a lot with people.

[Ejent]

So far my experience with this one is terrible. Tried adding the snapchat the day you posted your report. She still hasn't gotten on to accept the request. So much for regular updates. I also tried texting her to set something up, so far it's like trying to meet one of the infamous providers on here that are unreliable because they are passed out all the time. Took her over a day to reply when I initially texted asking to set something up for when she arrives. She finally replied, asked a bunch of questions, then after I answered. She disappeared for 10 hours. Then texted back her donations at 2 am and then said "goodnight". Eventually I got an appointment set up, drove across town and gave her updates on how far out I was. She wants you to text when you arrive or if there are delays, which is reasonable. What isn't reasonable is that I kept her updated, and then waited half an hour for her to call with a room number.

I finally gave up and went home and she *never* gave any reply or explanation.

Maybe this one is hot or great IF you meet her, but I'm not sure how that ever happens. Save your time and try to set up an appointment with that ex-cheerleader who constantly forgets she has appointments. It's less of a drive at least, so you'll save gas money and still get the same result: no show on the provider's part.

(Yes, I'm rather annoyed. Sorry if this comes across as a rude post to anyone, I don't intend it that way.)

She's been really fkin rude to me on two different numbers now in trying to book with her. Like Attitude. I don't know fellas. I use my manners and complete sentences when attempting to book, but she's making it difficult to even attempt. Might be writing this one off to GPS.

[MadMax67]

I was doing just fine before you showed up and "started taking shots for the team. " Don't make accusations about "breaching trust" that you can't back up. Providers read the boards, too, which is how I learned about this.

I have not seen anyone post backing you up that Old Faithful was a derogatory phrase. If we wanted to deal with snowflakes we would move up north.

[RichardFliehr]

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Let me sum up the official policy of the USASG regarding providers reading the forum.

Who gives a fuck?

A2

[Horace4000]

https://adultsearch.com/us/florida/t...scorts/3253911

One of the top reviewed Latins from O will finally make her way to Tampa next week. You can thank some of us who have been pestering her on Snap for some time. Their board just deleted the Adult Search review page, but there was never a negative review. Pictures in ad are fake, so follow her Snap where she updates regularly. GFE.

Enjoy.

So far my experience with this one is terrible. Tried adding the snapchat the day you posted your report. She still hasn't gotten on to accept the request. So much for regular updates. I also tried texting her to set something up, so far it's like trying to meet one of the infamous providers on here that are unreliable because they are passed out all the time. Took her over a day to reply when I initially texted asking to set something up for when she arrives. She finally replied, asked a bunch of questions, then after I answered. She disappeared for 10 hours. Then texted back her donations at 2 am and then said "goodnight". Eventually I got an appointment set up, drove across town and gave her updates on how far out I was. She wants you to text when you arrive or if there are delays, which is reasonable. What isn't reasonable is that I kept her updated, and then waited half an hour for her to call with a room number.

I finally gave up and went home and she *never* gave any reply or explanation.

Maybe this one is hot or great IF you meet her, but I'm not sure how that ever happens. Save your time and try to set up an appointment with that ex-cheerleader who constantly forgets she has appointments. It's less of a drive at least, so you'll save gas money and still get the same result: no show on the provider's part.

(Yes, I'm rather annoyed. Sorry if this comes across as a rude post to anyone, I don't intend it that way.)

[Rub101]

https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/p...-only/60091162

Saw her yesterday morn. Her oral hardened me. One of the softess-charmin asses. Took her on a satisfying doggy-run, released my cream. She's a regular.

[Rub101]

Back in Sandra, yes back again; her oral fantastic, she was in it to win! On all fours, ass up head down; my missile found its target, with a smacking sound! Rode her hard and put away wet; stroke some more, not done yet! Oh my my, continue with the dream, stroke it old man, release your cream! Monday morning before 10 am EST.