Massage Parlor Reports

**Moss734** · 11-29-23 21:53

Just visited orange. I was given Apple. Should've asked for yoyo or the latina according to the reviews here. I give Apple $200 and she leaves for a few minutes. She returns and tells me to lay on the table. I asked for the table shower and she said it's busy, we start now. I'm said fine so I lay face down. Massage prob 3/10. Just rubbing my back. She kept texting. Felt like she wanted to get me in and out. So I flip and she sprays the guy down there with alcohol which really did not feel good. I told her that's why I wanted the table shower. Now just felt like getting done so I let her blow me for a few minutes. I get on top and bust it out. She gets up, wipes a little down there and gets dressed for the next guy. Very disappointing session today.

Looks 5/10 average 5'4" with bcups (man made). Tramp stamp on lower back. Dress she was wearing hides a small gut.

Massage 3/10.

Service 4/10.

After leaving I check the site and wish I would've seen the "internet celebrity" Apple in the pics. Really just blame myself though for not walking out.

**Akuma187** · 11-29-23 18:57

Originally Posted by Fit312 [View Original Post]

There's two or three new ones on Archer, but I haven't seen any on Chicago Avenue.

I tend to stay in the southside. I was wondering if the new spas have the same service as Tokyo and Orange. I would be willing to check them out.

**Fit312** · 11-29-23 18:42

Originally Posted by GMoney05 [View Original Post]

Also there's new Spa's poppin up all around Chicago Ave nobody on here ever speaks about.

There's two or three new ones on Archer, but I haven't seen any on Chicago Avenue.

**Mexidan** · 11-29-23 17:21

Originally Posted by FuckIt216 [View Original Post]

She is awesome one of the better experiences I've ever had also check out the Columbian at Orange Spa Sofia.

You caught her on her last day, Tuesday. Sophia is a gorgeous Colombiana from Medellin!

**GMoney05** · 11-29-23 13:29

Originally Posted by WalkingHard [View Original Post]

I agree with you. CLC usually has some good talent who also provide a quality massage and the Thai shops typically have younger girls than you'll find at the Chinese shops. I didn't know Princess Thai has a Filipina so I'll definitely try it out. I think S&L is located in a more high tent area so perhaps they're more successful at asking for higher tips but I agree there's better lineups around the city who don't get talked about as much whereas the same shops get pumped up too much for offering midlevel at way inflated prices.

Is the current line up good at CLC? I was just at an Hotel like less than 20 minutes from CLC. My last experience with Rita was bad. But now they got 2 new ladies. Also yeah Princess Thai up on Belmont had A younger darker Thai named Lydia but I'm not sure If she's still there. But even the older MT at Princess Thai still are hot and former Smoke Shows. When the "Anal Queen" was at Ozone I still wanted Cindy or Sasha over her. Also there's new Spa's poppin up all around Chicago Ave nobody on here ever speaks about.

**CujoForU** · 11-29-23 10:39

Originally Posted by Nated [View Original Post]

I tried today, even called and got "cellular customer is not available" - seems phone is disco, they posting updates on gmaps listing still but no dice. I usually get text from them regularly but haven't heard anything from them in over a month.

I had a visit back in the middle of the month, everything seemed normal. And the texting to set appt was normal on Tuesday, then just gone on Wednesday.

Anyone who could send me some digits for a booker I would appreciate.

**FuckIt216** · 11-28-23 22:24

Mimi will be leaving in a couple of days if you haven't had a session with her I highly suggest her BBBJ is.

She is an awesome girl and sad to actually see her go back to NYC. She smelt so good today and had another great session with her.

New girls will be arriving Friday and I'll report back on what this lineup looks like.

Happy Holidays Fellas.

**RichL1234** · 11-28-23 20:15

Originally Posted by IMissCutler [View Original Post]

Last time I was there I saw big DDD or E cup lily. Problem is she is also a bigger girl. Great tits for Russian if she's in a good mood. I didn't expect her there as she is also at kk on Laramie. Lily tried to tell me she is running both places. She knows me so when she sees me she automatically takes me into a room and starts getting touchy feely. I left the one time because I wanted to see someone else who had big tits there but she was busy and I didn't want to wait. I just want to figure out Lily's schedule so I can only bump into her if I intend on a quick Russian and out the door session.

I agree, Lily is a sweetheart of a girl but sometimes you need a little spinner action, which Lily does not provide.

**WalkingHard** · 11-28-23 17:24

Originally Posted by GMoney05 [View Original Post]

Sorry but I need to say this what's the hype with Karly? She's not all that and her attitude Is bad. She looks plain jane not that cute. She got to be taking It up the butt. There's way hotter 2 some's out there y'all just hype up the same Spa's have you seen the Thai and Filipina talent over at Princess Thai up at Belmont? They got 2 new chicks at CLC they are expensive but y'all leaving $380 tips so y'all spending what y'all want just for some mediocre ass.

I agree with you. CLC usually has some good talent who also provide a quality massage and the Thai shops typically have younger girls than you'll find at the Chinese shops. I didn't know Princess Thai has a Filipina so I'll definitely try it out. I think S&L is located in a more high tent area so perhaps they're more successful at asking for higher tips but I agree there's better lineups around the city who don't get talked about as much whereas the same shops get pumped up too much for offering midlevel at way inflated prices.

**IMissCutler** · 11-28-23 16:37

Originally Posted by DWaits [View Original Post]

I just saw the add on bedpage and looks like RM has reports back to August. It's harder to find northside spots. This one is at W Pratt Blvd & and Clark St. Anyone been here? Reports?

It's in Pratt just east of Clark on the south side of the street next to a tattoo parlor. Decent girl there. I don't do FS but she had big enough naturals for some Russian fun. Language barrier like all pps places. Went back to see her again and it was a new girl who was skinnier but flatter. If you don't have atleast C cup tits I'm not staying so I politely excused myself and left. Give it a shot.

**IMissCutler** · 11-28-23 16:32

Originally Posted by RichL1234 [View Original Post]

Visited papasan place on Fullerton today on a sudden urge. Texted w / no response, so just went and rang the bell.

Cici answered the door draped in an overcoat looking.

Like she had just woke up. Not a lick of English. We struggled back and forth with me trying to ask for a half hour and what was the rate, to no avail. She finally gave the universal sign for a BJ and we were headed in the right direction. I gave her $ (100) and we were In agreement.

Started with a lame massage of her running her fingernails up and down my back, then shifted to inner thighs and privates (all while in lingerie).

That lasted all of 3 minutes. Asked me to turn over. Same routine front side followed by a wipe down of my privates. This was followed by a CBJ.

Excellent technique, she did strip downtown just panties, it was just ok.

Cici has Avery exotic look and is stunning, mid 30's, great naturals, bit of a tummy and not much of an ass. YMMV.

It was very awkward in the communication part and she was really standing offish on allowing my hands to roam.

Would I repeat. Probably not.

Total damage. Cici, very hot looking, not a spinner by any means.

Typical Papasan experience.
Total Running time - 15minutes

Last time I was there I saw big DDD or E cup lily. Problem is she is also a bigger girl. Great tits for Russian if she's in a good mood. I didn't expect her there as she is also at kk on Laramie. Lily tried to tell me she is running both places. She knows me so when she sees me she automatically takes me into a room and starts getting touchy feely. I left the one time because I wanted to see someone else who had big tits there but she was busy and I didn't want to wait. I just want to figure out Lily's schedule so I can only bump into her if I intend on a quick Russian and out the door session.

**StanleyStankas** · 11-28-23 16:15

Originally Posted by HappyGardener [View Original Post]

As a senior citizen senior member, I would just like to point out that ten years ago, we were all getting handjobs and maybe copping a feel of a bare tit while it happened. That's all that was on the menu.There was a time when we were all driving to Rockford when the AMPs there were doing full-service until they got shut down. Or to Peking Health Spa in East Chicago Indiana.

Let's enjoy the proliferation of massage places that are full service. In all my years of doing this in Chicago, there has never been a time with so many full service places to choose from. Because there will come a time when they will be memories.

The woke police will be everywhere. Thing is as another senior I am glad I am in the 4th quarter. You can keep the world kids will grow up in these days. Soon nothing will be legal and all will have a social credit score and guess what? Visiting a massage parlor will not increase ones score. Stosh and don't forget my senior citizen discount! I can't complain I get a lot of freebies since license plates went from like 160 bucks to 10. Dl 5, 30 buck discount on internet, free pub tran though haven't ridden anything since covid. Oh yea. 49 cent coffee at burger king. For me, that's a biggie!

**JasonWi** · 11-28-23 16:14

Originally Posted by HappyGardener [View Original Post]

As a senior citizen senior member, I would just like to point out that ten years ago, we were all getting handjobs and maybe copping a feel of a bare tit while it happened. That's all that was on the menu.There was a time when we were all driving to Rockford when the AMPs there were doing full-service until they got shut down. Or to Peking Health Spa in East Chicago Indiana.

Let's enjoy the proliferation of massage places that are full service. In all my years of doing this in Chicago, there has never been a time with so many full service places to choose from. Because there will come a time when they will be memories.

Good analysis and history lesson.

And makes me think I should be trying to get digits from providers for if / when the crackdown on apartments / spas comes.

**JasonWi** · 11-28-23 16:10

Enjoyed my time in room 2 with a busty but thin Chinese provider, looked to be in her 30's. I couldn't understand her name, but she spoke and understood very basic English.

Paid $140 for 30 min as I was tight on time. Asked for DFK and she did not disappoint in that department, but she asked for $40 tip which I obliged. $180 all-in. Terrific body, above average but not amazing face, enthusiastic performance.

Red Lantern's web site is out of date. I was also offered room 1, a busty Latina who spoke English and looked friendly but sleepy.

Anyway Room 2 says she is from L. A. And her last day here is Thursday.