Massage Parlor Reports

[FuckIt216]

Mimi will be leaving in a couple of days if you haven't had a session with her I highly suggest her BBBJ is.

She is an awesome girl and sad to actually see her go back to NYC. She smelt so good today and had another great session with her.

New girls will be arriving Friday and I'll report back on what this lineup looks like.

Happy Holidays Fellas.

[RichL1234]

Last time I was there I saw big DDD or E cup lily. Problem is she is also a bigger girl. Great tits for Russian if she's in a good mood. I didn't expect her there as she is also at kk on Laramie. Lily tried to tell me she is running both places. She knows me so when she sees me she automatically takes me into a room and starts getting touchy feely. I left the one time because I wanted to see someone else who had big tits there but she was busy and I didn't want to wait. I just want to figure out Lily's schedule so I can only bump into her if I intend on a quick Russian and out the door session.

I agree, Lily is a sweetheart of a girl but sometimes you need a little spinner action, which Lily does not provide.

[WalkingHard]

Sorry but I need to say this what's the hype with Karly? She's not all that and her attitude Is bad. She looks plain jane not that cute. She got to be taking It up the butt. There's way hotter 2 some's out there y'all just hype up the same Spa's have you seen the Thai and Filipina talent over at Princess Thai up at Belmont? They got 2 new chicks at CLC they are expensive but y'all leaving $380 tips so y'all spending what y'all want just for some mediocre ass.

I agree with you. CLC usually has some good talent who also provide a quality massage and the Thai shops typically have younger girls than you'll find at the Chinese shops. I didn't know Princess Thai has a Filipina so I'll definitely try it out. I think S&L is located in a more high tent area so perhaps they're more successful at asking for higher tips but I agree there's better lineups around the city who don't get talked about as much whereas the same shops get pumped up too much for offering midlevel at way inflated prices.

[IMissCutler]

I just saw the add on bedpage and looks like RM has reports back to August. It's harder to find northside spots. This one is at W Pratt Blvd & and Clark St. Anyone been here? Reports?

It's in Pratt just east of Clark on the south side of the street next to a tattoo parlor. Decent girl there. I don't do FS but she had big enough naturals for some Russian fun. Language barrier like all pps places. Went back to see her again and it was a new girl who was skinnier but flatter. If you don't have atleast C cup tits I'm not staying so I politely excused myself and left. Give it a shot.

[IMissCutler]

Visited papasan place on Fullerton today on a sudden urge. Texted w / no response, so just went and rang the bell.

Cici answered the door draped in an overcoat looking.

Like she had just woke up. Not a lick of English. We struggled back and forth with me trying to ask for a half hour and what was the rate, to no avail. She finally gave the universal sign for a BJ and we were headed in the right direction. I gave her $ (100) and we were In agreement.

Started with a lame massage of her running her fingernails up and down my back, then shifted to inner thighs and privates (all while in lingerie).

That lasted all of 3 minutes. Asked me to turn over. Same routine front side followed by a wipe down of my privates. This was followed by a CBJ.

Excellent technique, she did strip downtown just panties, it was just ok.

Cici has Avery exotic look and is stunning, mid 30's, great naturals, bit of a tummy and not much of an ass. YMMV.

It was very awkward in the communication part and she was really standing offish on allowing my hands to roam.

Would I repeat. Probably not.

Total damage. Cici, very hot looking, not a spinner by any means.

Typical Papasan experience.
Total Running time - 15minutes

Last time I was there I saw big DDD or E cup lily. Problem is she is also a bigger girl. Great tits for Russian if she's in a good mood. I didn't expect her there as she is also at kk on Laramie. Lily tried to tell me she is running both places. She knows me so when she sees me she automatically takes me into a room and starts getting touchy feely. I left the one time because I wanted to see someone else who had big tits there but she was busy and I didn't want to wait. I just want to figure out Lily's schedule so I can only bump into her if I intend on a quick Russian and out the door session.

[StanleyStankas]

As a senior citizen senior member, I would just like to point out that ten years ago, we were all getting handjobs and maybe copping a feel of a bare tit while it happened. That's all that was on the menu.There was a time when we were all driving to Rockford when the AMPs there were doing full-service until they got shut down. Or to Peking Health Spa in East Chicago Indiana.

Let's enjoy the proliferation of massage places that are full service. In all my years of doing this in Chicago, there has never been a time with so many full service places to choose from. Because there will come a time when they will be memories.

The woke police will be everywhere. Thing is as another senior I am glad I am in the 4th quarter. You can keep the world kids will grow up in these days. Soon nothing will be legal and all will have a social credit score and guess what? Visiting a massage parlor will not increase ones score. Stosh and don't forget my senior citizen discount! I can't complain I get a lot of freebies since license plates went from like 160 bucks to 10. Dl 5, 30 buck discount on internet, free pub tran though haven't ridden anything since covid. Oh yea. 49 cent coffee at burger king. For me, that's a biggie!

[JasonWi]

As a senior citizen senior member, I would just like to point out that ten years ago, we were all getting handjobs and maybe copping a feel of a bare tit while it happened. That's all that was on the menu.There was a time when we were all driving to Rockford when the AMPs there were doing full-service until they got shut down. Or to Peking Health Spa in East Chicago Indiana.

Let's enjoy the proliferation of massage places that are full service. In all my years of doing this in Chicago, there has never been a time with so many full service places to choose from. Because there will come a time when they will be memories.

Good analysis and history lesson.

And makes me think I should be trying to get digits from providers for if / when the crackdown on apartments / spas comes.

[JasonWi]

Enjoyed my time in room 2 with a busty but thin Chinese provider, looked to be in her 30's. I couldn't understand her name, but she spoke and understood very basic English.

Paid $140 for 30 min as I was tight on time. Asked for DFK and she did not disappoint in that department, but she asked for $40 tip which I obliged. $180 all-in. Terrific body, above average but not amazing face, enthusiastic performance.

Red Lantern's web site is out of date. I was also offered room 1, a busty Latina who spoke English and looked friendly but sleepy.

Anyway Room 2 says she is from L. A. And her last day here is Thursday.

[BrohamJohn]

You paid $40 for multi pop and cim??

Is that forty dollars?

Ha-ha. Wouldn't that be awesome. +40 on base rate for bonus pop which was CIM.

[Nated]

Last week I was set up with the booker from Ruby for Wednesday. Set up on Tuesday. Confirmed on Wed morning, got no response. Went to door anyway, rang and waited, heard some noises, rang again, no answer.

I was wondering if anyone else has had this issue with them?

Ended up going to Orange. Kinda different. Maybe I just look the part. Walked in, was greeted, handed to (April?) and placed in room. Flat rate agreed for 30 min. Up-charged me $40 for BB on the BJ. Second time that I have been suckered into that. Just takes away from the tip after, so what ever. It was lack luster.

April (I believe) was a tight bodied girl with solid B's and a great ass. Usually disappointed in the AMP world with the back end, but definitely not this time. Knocked boots for a while in a couple positions. She took a good pounding and popped in the bag. In and out, easy. Kinda like going in to get a sandwich.

I tried today, even called and got "cellular customer is not available" - seems phone is disco, they posting updates on gmaps listing still but no dice. I usually get text from them regularly but haven't heard anything from them in over a month.

[HappyGardener]

As a senior citizen senior member, I would just like to point out that ten years ago, we were all getting handjobs and maybe copping a feel of a bare tit while it happened. That's all that was on the menu.There was a time when we were all driving to Rockford when the AMPs there were doing full-service until they got shut down. Or to Peking Health Spa in East Chicago Indiana.

Let's enjoy the proliferation of massage places that are full service. In all my years of doing this in Chicago, there has never been a time with so many full service places to choose from. Because there will come a time when they will be memories.

[Flipper12]

You guys. LOL. I see everyone figuring out how much to get from the ATM before they go.

80 house. 220 her. This time 40 extra because she's right. If its more its more and she gets to decide how much its worth to let me do what I do.

I was just annoyed because I think after boning her for 10 years, for more or less the exact same amount, she would have said before we fucked, not afterwards. Before I would've been bummed but like, ok, fine that's the price now. And would've paid it because my god I loved fucking her and he pussy is just heaven raw. But afterwards I was like, WTF? And so she got 40 more from me but won't see me anymore. Instead of 40 from me and seeing me every month or two.

I understand the 10 year thing and she should be more understanding with a long time regular. That said you're not going to get a better deal. I would bet you'll be back there for some more Kelly pussy once the hurt feelings wear off.

Reading between the lines it sounds like you're getting bbfscip and you're also getting a good massage for the rest of the 50 minutes.

So you're down 340 total now for all that with a relatively hot asian MILF. You're not going to get a better deal than that.

I pay Kelly more than that myself so she's still technically treating you good if that helps at all.

[Biliator]

Yeah it seems like everywhere is jumping on the inflation bandwagon. Pretty much ever spa is trying to get a few more bucks out of you. It sucks, but doesn't bother me as much at a place like S&L, at least the girls are hot and pretty much guaranteed top notch service. Its the mediocre spas with so so service trying to raise prices that's annoying. With the addition of the anal queen Karly (BTW she goes by BeBe at S&L not Karly) along with Kelly, that's probably the hottest twosome of any spa in Chicago right now. Need to save up for 4 hands LOL. I agree though, its pretty lame to charge more after 10 years seeing someone.

Among my favorite memories in this hobby are banging Kelly as a younger provider at Mercy. She went by Lisa then, must have been very early 20's, a veritable fucking gymnast. Don't see her too often anymore, mostly due to that attitude.

[GMoney05]

Yeah it seems like everywhere is jumping on the inflation bandwagon. Pretty much ever spa is trying to get a few more bucks out of you. It sucks, but doesn't bother me as much at a place like S&L, at least the girls are hot and pretty much guaranteed top notch service. Its the mediocre spas with so so service trying to raise prices that's annoying. With the addition of the anal queen Karly (BTW she goes by BeBe at S&L not Karly) along with Kelly, that's probably the hottest twosome of any spa in Chicago right now. Need to save up for 4 hands LOL. I agree though, its pretty lame to charge more after 10 years seeing someone.

Sorry but I need to say this what's the hype with Karly? She's not all that and her attitude Is bad. She looks plain jane not that cute. She got to be taking It up the butt. There's way hotter 2 some's out there y'all just hype up the same Spa's have you seen the Thai and Filipina talent over at Princess Thai up at Belmont? They got 2 new chicks at CLC they are expensive but y'all leaving $380 tips so y'all spending what y'all want just for some mediocre ass.

[Rodney1117]

You guys. LOL. I see everyone figuring out how much to get from the ATM before they go.

80 house. 220 her. This time 40 extra because she's right. If its more its more and she gets to decide how much its worth to let me do what I do.

I was just annoyed because I think after boning her for 10 years, for more or less the exact same amount, she would have said before we fucked, not afterwards. Before I would've been bummed but like, ok, fine that's the price now. And would've paid it because my god I loved fucking her and he pussy is just heaven raw. But afterwards I was like, WTF? And so she got 40 more from me but won't see me anymore. Instead of 40 from me and seeing me every month or two.

I will not see her again. The up charge after the deed didn't sit well with me. I'll have to find another provider. Sad. She was a favorite and to be honest, some part of me felt like she was more discerning when it came to certain services, so that scares me as well. Happy hunting, Gents!