Massage Parlor Reports

[JasonWi]

As a senior citizen senior member, I would just like to point out that ten years ago, we were all getting handjobs and maybe copping a feel of a bare tit while it happened. That's all that was on the menu.There was a time when we were all driving to Rockford when the AMPs there were doing full-service until they got shut down. Or to Peking Health Spa in East Chicago Indiana.

Let's enjoy the proliferation of massage places that are full service. In all my years of doing this in Chicago, there has never been a time with so many full service places to choose from. Because there will come a time when they will be memories.

Good analysis and history lesson.

And makes me think I should be trying to get digits from providers for if / when the crackdown on apartments / spas comes.

[JasonWi]

Enjoyed my time in room 2 with a busty but thin Chinese provider, looked to be in her 30's. I couldn't understand her name, but she spoke and understood very basic English.

Paid $140 for 30 min as I was tight on time. Asked for DFK and she did not disappoint in that department, but she asked for $40 tip which I obliged. $180 all-in. Terrific body, above average but not amazing face, enthusiastic performance.

Red Lantern's web site is out of date. I was also offered room 1, a busty Latina who spoke English and looked friendly but sleepy.

Anyway Room 2 says she is from L. A. And her last day here is Thursday.

[BrohamJohn]

You paid $40 for multi pop and cim??

Is that forty dollars?

Ha-ha. Wouldn't that be awesome. +40 on base rate for bonus pop which was CIM.

[Nated]

Last week I was set up with the booker from Ruby for Wednesday. Set up on Tuesday. Confirmed on Wed morning, got no response. Went to door anyway, rang and waited, heard some noises, rang again, no answer.

I was wondering if anyone else has had this issue with them?

Ended up going to Orange. Kinda different. Maybe I just look the part. Walked in, was greeted, handed to (April?) and placed in room. Flat rate agreed for 30 min. Up-charged me $40 for BB on the BJ. Second time that I have been suckered into that. Just takes away from the tip after, so what ever. It was lack luster.

April (I believe) was a tight bodied girl with solid B's and a great ass. Usually disappointed in the AMP world with the back end, but definitely not this time. Knocked boots for a while in a couple positions. She took a good pounding and popped in the bag. In and out, easy. Kinda like going in to get a sandwich.

I tried today, even called and got "cellular customer is not available" - seems phone is disco, they posting updates on gmaps listing still but no dice. I usually get text from them regularly but haven't heard anything from them in over a month.

[HappyGardener]

As a senior citizen senior member, I would just like to point out that ten years ago, we were all getting handjobs and maybe copping a feel of a bare tit while it happened. That's all that was on the menu.There was a time when we were all driving to Rockford when the AMPs there were doing full-service until they got shut down. Or to Peking Health Spa in East Chicago Indiana.

Let's enjoy the proliferation of massage places that are full service. In all my years of doing this in Chicago, there has never been a time with so many full service places to choose from. Because there will come a time when they will be memories.

[Flipper12]

You guys. LOL. I see everyone figuring out how much to get from the ATM before they go.

80 house. 220 her. This time 40 extra because she's right. If its more its more and she gets to decide how much its worth to let me do what I do.

I was just annoyed because I think after boning her for 10 years, for more or less the exact same amount, she would have said before we fucked, not afterwards. Before I would've been bummed but like, ok, fine that's the price now. And would've paid it because my god I loved fucking her and he pussy is just heaven raw. But afterwards I was like, WTF? And so she got 40 more from me but won't see me anymore. Instead of 40 from me and seeing me every month or two.

I understand the 10 year thing and she should be more understanding with a long time regular. That said you're not going to get a better deal. I would bet you'll be back there for some more Kelly pussy once the hurt feelings wear off.

Reading between the lines it sounds like you're getting bbfscip and you're also getting a good massage for the rest of the 50 minutes.

So you're down 340 total now for all that with a relatively hot asian MILF. You're not going to get a better deal than that.

I pay Kelly more than that myself so she's still technically treating you good if that helps at all.

[Biliator]

Yeah it seems like everywhere is jumping on the inflation bandwagon. Pretty much ever spa is trying to get a few more bucks out of you. It sucks, but doesn't bother me as much at a place like S&L, at least the girls are hot and pretty much guaranteed top notch service. Its the mediocre spas with so so service trying to raise prices that's annoying. With the addition of the anal queen Karly (BTW she goes by BeBe at S&L not Karly) along with Kelly, that's probably the hottest twosome of any spa in Chicago right now. Need to save up for 4 hands LOL. I agree though, its pretty lame to charge more after 10 years seeing someone.

Among my favorite memories in this hobby are banging Kelly as a younger provider at Mercy. She went by Lisa then, must have been very early 20's, a veritable fucking gymnast. Don't see her too often anymore, mostly due to that attitude.

[GMoney05]

Yeah it seems like everywhere is jumping on the inflation bandwagon. Pretty much ever spa is trying to get a few more bucks out of you. It sucks, but doesn't bother me as much at a place like S&L, at least the girls are hot and pretty much guaranteed top notch service. Its the mediocre spas with so so service trying to raise prices that's annoying. With the addition of the anal queen Karly (BTW she goes by BeBe at S&L not Karly) along with Kelly, that's probably the hottest twosome of any spa in Chicago right now. Need to save up for 4 hands LOL. I agree though, its pretty lame to charge more after 10 years seeing someone.

Sorry but I need to say this what's the hype with Karly? She's not all that and her attitude Is bad. She looks plain jane not that cute. She got to be taking It up the butt. There's way hotter 2 some's out there y'all just hype up the same Spa's have you seen the Thai and Filipina talent over at Princess Thai up at Belmont? They got 2 new chicks at CLC they are expensive but y'all leaving $380 tips so y'all spending what y'all want just for some mediocre ass.

[Rodney1117]

You guys. LOL. I see everyone figuring out how much to get from the ATM before they go.

80 house. 220 her. This time 40 extra because she's right. If its more its more and she gets to decide how much its worth to let me do what I do.

I was just annoyed because I think after boning her for 10 years, for more or less the exact same amount, she would have said before we fucked, not afterwards. Before I would've been bummed but like, ok, fine that's the price now. And would've paid it because my god I loved fucking her and he pussy is just heaven raw. But afterwards I was like, WTF? And so she got 40 more from me but won't see me anymore. Instead of 40 from me and seeing me every month or two.

I will not see her again. The up charge after the deed didn't sit well with me. I'll have to find another provider. Sad. She was a favorite and to be honest, some part of me felt like she was more discerning when it came to certain services, so that scares me as well. Happy hunting, Gents!

[Akuma187]

Mia. Really cute, short, petite but not rail thin, in her 30's opened door wearing a small towel. Unfortunately, as her wardrobe suggested, she was not available but she told me in a friendly voice the other girl would be available in 15 minutes so I waited. Previous reviews of Mia at an Archer spot. Not sure if that's the same girl, but if it is, she is quite cute and I should make appointment or come earlier next time.

Karina. Decent looking. Petite and short, also in her 30's, but a little fatter than Mia, and not quite as cute. Didn't seem as friendly either. So I declined and left.

I was with her this pass weekend. Great service. Very good BBBJ skills and was very GFE with me. She wanted me to go for a second pop but we were both tried out from the first. I wish I had more time to come up here and the money. This made up for the lame service I had at kedzie with the older provider. I know YMMV but maybe I'm just a little bitter from spending money on bad service. Be safe.

[CujoForU]

I mentioned in my last post that the booker for Ruby (XXX-X972) was not responding.

Would someone PM me numbers for a couple bookers and where they book? I really have to work to get the timing of my visits, and hate the thought of not having an appointment.

Thank you.

[DaveyJ23]

The last time I was there I also got the feeling that it was doing less business than before. It was a cold rainy day so maybe that was keeping everyone away, but I actually got a bit of a discount on services from Emily that day. Mind you, it wasn't much of a discount, but what she charged me was about $20 cheaper than what she often charges. Maybe on days when there aren't any clients they are nervous about quoting prices that are too high.

I suspect this place is perhaps doing less business than it used to or perhaps Kelly is seeing less traffic due to Karly working there. I was there last month and she tried to do the same wanted $2. 20 for everything with $80 for a massage and TS. Just told her I didn't have that much and got a handshake. Her attitude can be hit or miss and with parking down there being a pain it's just not a spot I'll frequent much anymore. But paying $260 is outrageous.

[FuckIt216]

Nice find FuckIt216!!

I have never visited one of these places; I'm am greatful for this forum and FuckIt216 recommendation!!

She is a hot 30+ Colombian from Florida only here for another few days and than she is gone!!

What an awesome experience, started with wiping me down and got right to business CBJ, was touching her clit until it was read and she rode me RVCG, than doggy I asked for missionary so I can pound her. I blew in the bag because she is exactly how I like them; thick in all the right places! Even her legs were not skinny they were perfect!!

Thanks again!!

She is awesome one of the better experiences I've ever had also check out the Columbian at Orange Spa Sofia.

[SpaDude777]

Entry fee - $80 for the hour.

BBFS cip - $300.

Extra ***** tip - $40.

$420 total.

Can you confirm or deny the above.

Yeah it seems like everywhere is jumping on the inflation bandwagon. Pretty much ever spa is trying to get a few more bucks out of you. It sucks, but doesn't bother me as much at a place like S&L, at least the girls are hot and pretty much guaranteed top notch service. Its the mediocre spas with so so service trying to raise prices that's annoying. With the addition of the anal queen Karly (BTW she goes by BeBe at S&L not Karly) along with Kelly, that's probably the hottest twosome of any spa in Chicago right now. Need to save up for 4 hands LOL. I agree though, its pretty lame to charge more after 10 years seeing someone.

[Eddinger]

You guys. LOL. I see everyone figuring out how much to get from the ATM before they go.

80 house. 220 her. This time 40 extra because she's right. If its more its more and she gets to decide how much its worth to let me do what I do.

I was just annoyed because I think after boning her for 10 years, for more or less the exact same amount, she would have said before we fucked, not afterwards. Before I would've been bummed but like, ok, fine that's the price now. And would've paid it because my god I loved fucking her and he pussy is just heaven raw. But afterwards I was like, WTF? And so she got 40 more from me but won't see me anymore. Instead of 40 from me and seeing me every month or two.

Entry fee - $80 for the hour.

BBFS cip - $300.

Extra ***** tip - $40.

$420 total.

Can you confirm or deny the above.