Massage Parlor Reports

**JMirage** · 11-25-23 20:55

After reading there was a young skinny thing there, had to go stop by. Jian. 85 lbs, a cups 22 yo. Slightly above average face. A cups for sure! Walked in, double door situation, greeted before I rang the second door by Jian! Awesome, just what I am looking for! Little pink dress / lingerie. Handed her the 60 for an hour. Face down and got about what you'd expect from a 22 year old, maybe slightly better than average. Lasted about 20 minutes before flipping over. Her English is super basic, so she just made palm up fists by her sides and moved them back and forth. I said no. She then simulated using a shake weight. I said yes. She said money. Handed her another 60 and she was good with that and made a time-out hand gesture, not sure what that one was, but she went to put away the cash and came back in, grabbed lube and started stroking my balls, dick, and nipples. Let her do that for a while, I pulled down her top, played with her nipples, and the smallest boobs I every tried to play with, like smaller than my pecks, but I really appreciated her tiny frame. Hands up the bottom part of her outfit, then sat up for a while so she could moan in my ear while stroking me and putting her tiny nips on my chest. Lasted about 15 minutes or so before I decided to surrender and cum for her. Cleaned me up very well, used a little bit of alcohol to sanitize my dick and around the area, which usually happens before they start at most places, so that was weird. Oh well, just tingled a little on my balls. She motioned that she was going to throw away some stuff, came back a minute later, put a towel over my junk then gave me a head massage and worked her way down the rest of my body. The table was up against the wall, but she's so small, she just climbed on to do the other side (arm / leg). That lasted another 15 minutes or so. I was out in about 50 minutes, met Sakula, who looks fun, pretty, a little more. Thick, probably mid 30's, and speaks English. My preference is the skinny ones though. There were another two girls, Ava and Kaia, both in their 20's, but I was told, but one was busy and the other one was too far away down the dimly lit hallway for me to confirm.

I'll be back to check them out.

**WaRubMonger** · 11-25-23 17:37

So I've gotten a fair amount of experience, imo, to chime in regarding my mongering region. So this am I hit up a a standard of mine. I've put in a dozen visits or so over some time. The rub imo is very good. Teasing is decent. I'm guaranteed an hour, full hour, with top full access and every now and then very limited vag access, an a very good HJ finish. For a happily accepted 100 it's reliably a good visit. So this am I decode I've put in my time and upon arrival politely say it's time for more. No, politely and nicely. I say ok, but I have to go. I'm allowed to go as there was no attempt to ask for more. Ok, no problem.

Move on down the road to Lucky Star in Lynnwood. I've been here before and left fully satisfied after FS for the standard rate. Drop in today and am looking for massage plus roaming plus oral conclusion. No problem, upfront discussion as I getba little hands on she is saying why no boom boom while rubbing her crotch up on my leg. She was cute, very short, had all the right natural assets. I didn't want FS and wasn't funded for it. She easily agreed to the amount and I got ready. Massage was half assed but I've had worse effort. Tease? None. Flip and right away hat goes on. I wasn't remotely hard as little guy had been ignored. Top comes down, ty, normal oohs and ahs like right, the moment I get a nipple in my mouth it's all ooh ooh. Ok. Fine. I go for fiv, denied. Huh? Cmon. She leans over and as she starts I begin to come to attention. Then she stops. Some stroking. Uh, hello. With the bag on your head game has to be stellar. How would I know if hers was when she stops every 30 seconds! After only a few minutes she wants to finish me off. Ok, unwrap and get er done. The finish was fine but for paying the rate I was left short imo.

So. My current conclusion is simply pay FS rates and get what you want or simply stay steady at a rate and location that is satisfactory for services rendered.

I'll continue to venture out and report in.

**JMirage** · 11-25-23 17:01

Originally Posted by Zomfg [View Original Post]

It's the 112th one near Heaven Sent Fried Chicken.

Thought that one is Sky spa, oh well, haven't been there ever, I didn't remember seeing good reviews, but worth checking out it seems.

**Zomfg** · 11-25-23 15:35

Originally Posted by JMirage [View Original Post]

Sunshine on 196th? I haven't been there since it opened, mid 20's seems like a good reason for another visit!

It's the 112th one near Heaven Sent Fried Chicken.

**JMirage** · 11-25-23 14:56

Originally Posted by Zomfg [View Original Post]

Was introduced when I saw Alyssa last week. She's pretty even without makeup, late 20's early 30's, shoulder hair, pale skin, A cup. Mostly LFK with a couple of DFK, lite fov, no fiv, BBBJ, meh cfs, semi rushed, $$ all in upfront. Iris still not back yet.

Scouted 2 places I've never been for future visit: New Spa and Sunshine.

Melody (New Spa) tan Latina, 30's, average face and body, C / D natural.

Sunshine has Gia / Jia / Xia, mid 20, skinny, slightly attractive, pale, shoulder hair, A cup, and Sakura, half Japanese MILF, average face, HWP, shoulder hair, pale, C / D cup.

Sunshine on 196th? I haven't been there since it opened, mid 20's seems like a good reason for another visit!

**Ayownr** · 11-24-23 18:38

Went to the new Latina spot in Everett a few weeks ago. Think her name was Melissa said she would be back 12/11. Probably mid 40's lot of make up decent looking face body was modified for sure nice bbl and boob job. Had to haggle for cfs at $$ total time was just under 30 minutes for an hour she requires $$. 8 she said. Lack luster performance but her ass makes up for it had her finish with RCG that was very memorable one of the best bodies I have seen around Everett. Walked in there last weekend to see the new talent and I dodged out she was short and stalky wasn't what I was looking for.

So I went to Shanghai was greeted by Tina to me she looked a little rough so I asked for Alyssa. Thanks all for the great reviews of this place it helped me know who to ask for! She came in the room said she wasn't working yet and asked if I wanted a different girl. I said that I wanted her so she agreed to see me $$ 1 hour. Started with an ok oil massage for 10 minutes. On the flip was a very good BBBJ then she must have wanted daty because she planted it on my face for a great 69 session, had a surprising lfk that turned into a dfk session all while she started riding CG. Fellas, she tight and grips on junior hard! Then it got weird. A guy came in the lobby asking to speak to someone I'm thinking Alyssa was the only English speaking gal. I think it was an HVAC guy that was needing to perform work there. She came back in eventually told me we have to be quite because they were doing some sort of work above the ceiling, had to do cjb to get junior going again then she climbed back on. The walls are super thin and I could hear the guy moving around the whole time which was weird and unnerving. I thought about walking but Alyssa is just too young and hot so I just shut up and tolerated something I usually would not have. She tried to rush it and told me next time she would let me go extra long, I held out though got decent K9 and mish, she reached up and playfully started choking me in return I did it to her too that was pretty damn hot. I was going as hard as a I could quietly but then noticed the condom broke so I stopped and let her finish me with a HJ. I sadly finished in utter silence. It felt like having office sex at work LOL. She introduced me to Maggie who is an attractive Korean girl but not in the same league as Alyssa. I would put this place on a consistent rotation if Alyssa was sticking around but she will be going back to NY in 2 months. Alyssa is the most attractive Chinese girl I have ever had a session with, she is 25 does not where makeup, she has nice dsl's and is just absolutely gorgeous and playful.

**Zomfg** · 11-24-23 17:33

Was introduced when I saw Alyssa last week. She's pretty even without makeup, late 20's early 30's, shoulder hair, pale skin, A cup. Mostly LFK with a couple of DFK, lite fov, no fiv, BBBJ, meh cfs, semi rushed, $$ all in upfront. Iris still not back yet.

Scouted 2 places I've never been for future visit: New Spa and Sunshine.

Melody (New Spa) tan Latina, 30's, average face and body, C / D natural.

Sunshine has Gia / Jia / Xia, mid 20, skinny, slightly attractive, pale, shoulder hair, A cup, and Sakura, half Japanese MILF, average face, HWP, shoulder hair, pale, C / D cup.

**LeoLeoLeo** · 11-20-23 21:01

Had been to this place for more than 5 times and I'll vote Anna as the best in the north Area. Fee is standard but the service is the best. She is really good at massage, she knows how to add pressure on the knots and always listen to you and can work on your concerns. When she moves to the lower part of your body, she has so many teasing techniques to got you turned on! She could tease you for 15 minutes with a lot of oil by not even try to hammer you. Then there is the flip, natural soft boobs with tiny tits, always welcome to play with them. The release is always soft and playful. Also, Anna herself is charming and can speak very good English, a total gem in the northern area.

**SmithSonok** · 11-20-23 19:38

Stopped at Jasmine Spa in Marysville today. I was early enough that Baskin&Robbins was closed, which is nice to not get glaring looks from soccer moms. The entrance to Jasmine isn't the greatest and there's also no doorbell / airlock system. You just walk straight into the lobby and can see down the hallway. I don't love that.

Mamasan came to greet me and she's rough. When I turned to leave she grabbed my sleeve and said, "New girl, new girl" and introduced me to Cici. About 40 would be my guess. Not drop dead gorgeous but cute enough and was wearing a short skirt and tight top that made her breasts pop, so I agreed to stay. Paid. 6 for the hour and Cici left while I got ready and sat on the table. When she came back, the first thing she said was, "So cold. Need to warm up. " and she went in for the hug immediately while I let my hands roam immediately. DFK to start and then she had me lay face down. It was nice to have a good idea already that the entire menu was offered.

She gave me a rub that was one of the best I've had around here. Not theraputic or anything. But she didn't half-ass it either. Nice light touch and tease to start, then a good oil rubdown with some effort put in. Nibbling on the ears and such. Lots of roaming while she did this.

On the flip we exchanged $. 5 and there was no haggling. I declined her CBJ but went straight to DATY. Was well into that when the mamasan called to her and Cici said multiple times what I assume was "I'm BUSY". Mamasan wasn't having it. Cici got up, threw on her clothes and I could hear her talking to another man. I assume it was another monger and 95% likely it was, but it made me nervous given that there's zero locks or other barriers; who knows what's going to wander in.

She came back and we resumed where we left off, then mish then cowgirl until I filled the bag. I'd been there 40 minutes at this point and she rushed me out. She did give me a "sorry" and for what it's worth I think she was. She also said my DATY skills were excellent. Whether or not that's true, it's good to hear. She knows how to treat a guy.

If it weren't for the poor location, the interruption and the rush at the end. It would have been perfect. I'm guessing the fact that she had to STOP and greet another monger means the other talent wasn't hacking it and she's the best there? Regardless, I'll likely repeat if I can.

**WaRubMonger** · 11-17-23 15:13

Originally Posted by UndeadHentai [View Original Post]

Does anyone have any recommended spots around here. Was disappointed in my last trip to Burlington and thought I'd head south but don't want to hit up Everett. I know of two spots but I've only ever gotten palmed off at both. Decent massage at senses though they do back walking. Also would love a table shower. Thanks for any advice.

Meh. Imo look into Marysville. Search on here. Decent options.

**UndeadHentai** · 11-17-23 08:16

Does anyone have any recommended spots around here. Was disappointed in my last trip to Burlington and thought I'd head south but don't want to hit up Everett. I know of two spots but I've only ever gotten palmed off at both. Decent massage at senses though they do back walking. Also would love a table shower. Thanks for any advice.

**Zomfg** · 11-16-23 19:22

Originally Posted by AussieFury [View Original Post]

Alissa is one of my ATFs I used to visit in FedWay. She is a superstar. Looks, attitude, service, vibe. Doesn't get better.

Also met blonde Tina and cutie Maggie. Manager Iris is also a winner.

Thanks for the solid intel Aussie. Was in the area, decided to stop by. Greeted by Alissa / Alyssa, mid to late 20's, no makeup, attractive, slight tan, slender with flat stomach, but with the right curves and perky Cs. No translator app required the entire time.

Handed $$ all in upfront. LFK, BBBJ, CFS, no FIV, no DATY, limited FOV, limited breast / nipple touching, all within half hour. Didn't ask for a massage, wasn't offered at the start or the end. I wonder if I should pay more to get 1 full hour? I don't want to contribute to hobbying inflation.

Alyssa then introduced Maggie and Tina to me. It felt a bit promotional, I sensed, as if she's the manager instead of a mere peer. Maybe she is the proxy manager with Iris not around, hence gets a cut? I have zero idea about the business side of AMP, purely speculating. Or, maybe it's just her personality.

Hopefully I can review the others soon. BTW, Alyssa will stay here for another month or two, then she'll return to NY.

**Gagnely476** · 11-14-23 17:52

OK time to contribute!

So after sending some shit through USPS on Hoyt Ave, I remembered that there was an AMP on Hoyt as well. I didn't make an appointment or anything. Didn't have to wait long either and soon after I got to meet Wei Wei. When she welcomed me, I was impressed on how good her English was. Haha she knew I was check in her out. Girl had to be in her early 30's. Wei Wei look like she was in great shape with them C cups. Her dark brown long hair smelled like some cotton candy.

Her massage technique was surprisingly strong when needed. It was ez breeazy trying to explain to her on certain spots to focus on which was great. Like I needed some serious work done on my lower back, and Wei Wei was on it. Nearing the end of the session I got to chill while she gave some TLC to my snake down there. One hand was always on the job, while the other roamed around my chest and nipples. I even got to cop a feel of her amazing breasts. Wanted to tittfuck that badly. Then came the light ball scratches. Sent shivers down my spine. And the cherry on top? The way she held eye contact as I climaxed. She had this gentle yet firm grip, and she knew exactly when to tighten it as I approached my peak. Easily one of the best L1 experiences I've had. Could probably push for more dunno.

**Nameless Drone** · 11-12-23 17:16

Hit Revive today on a whim.

They now have a doorbell; not really a private street to stand on. Knowing looks from the ladies in the beauty salon next door.

Didn't catch her name but a short, thick MILF in a knit dress. Got to business right away in the room, a little body sliding, dress off, a little more body sliding and a request to flip.

Wipedown with disinfectant wipes, then a decent CBJ and CFS. Done in 10 minutes and out the door.

Not bad but nothing memorable.

**SeaBurner** · 11-11-23 20:34

Originally Posted by HotsFeru [View Original Post]

Went back and was going to ask for Jen again but was greeted by Tina. I have a thing for Asians and she was cute. Early 30's double d, maybe 90 pounds max.

Jaw dropped and I forgot to ask for Jen. Tina was much better.

Wanted cfs and CBJ $$ told her I'd do a review and she went to town. She ripped off the cover and gave a BBBJ. Finished me off and hopped on to finish again.

Went to see Tina earlier this week after reading these reviews. Tiny parking lot, busy weed shop next door, pretty conspicuous entrance with secondary door and lobby. Back area is a long dimly lit hallway with a bunch of rooms along the left. Was greeted by average looking Latina, didn't catch her name. Tina sent me to her room up the hall and walked past another, slimmer, shorter Latina. Also pretty average looking.

I'd place Tina at mid to late 30's at youngest, but probably older. She's got young auntie vibes like I could see her working at EuroTouch in a few years. Face and makeup make her look a lot older, but body is slim and tight with soft bolt ons and no ass typical of Asian providers. Minimal English was spoken, most things communicated through hand gestures and basic words. Very service oriented, but very sweet and accommodating through the whole session. $$ got my BBBJ, CIM, LFK, CFS, MSOG and a shit back and body rub. No shower, table or standing, was offered.

Upon exit lobby had some AA looking women as well, also fairly average looking.

She's definitely not my type, but I think why'all here would love her based on the reviews I read. I don't think I'd make the drive all the way up back to Everett, but I don't regret my visit.