Massage Parlor Reports

[LeftForDawn]

Has any of the fellow mongers been to the Hong Kong Massage over in FW? Do we know if it's FS?

Or at least it was at the beginning of the month.

I used to live a few minutes away from this place. I've gotten HE before at this place but that was years ago and I never knew it to be FS. They did do a good job back then for a massage and made the whole experience relaxing. . It never seemed busy and when I stopped by it didn't seem busy. I didn't stay when I checked it out at the beginning of the month. I just wanted to see if the shops off the main road had gotten new talent.

[AussieFury]

Has any of the fellow mongers been to the Hong Kong Massage over in FW? Do we know if it's FS?

AFAIK It's been closed for a while. RM doesn't stay up to date.

[Chill1990]

Has any of the fellow mongers been to the Hong Kong Massage over in FW? Do we know if it's FS?

[AussieFury]

)Bonus: Lulu at IQ in Olympia is almost worth the drive. She reminded me of the REAL Yoyo.

I'm kicking myself. I never got that girl's number because I figured I wouldn't be in the area again for a while.

I had no plans to hobby today but was driving right past Magnolia Renton, no cars were out front, so I figured I'd at least scope it out for next week.

The same hottie I'd seen in Oly was behind the door. I could not walk to the room fast enough.

I'd misheard Lulu but her work name is Yoyo (she pronounces it Yuyu).

She's a superstar. Not too old, not too soft, tight muscles, perfect amount of softness, great rack and can, cute face, shoulder length hair.

Great massage.

Great everything else. GREAT.

GREAT.

She's been here 24 days and I am just finding her now.

Kicking myself for not getting her number back then. Got it now.

She's headed to LA next month but will be back after Christmas.

Yoyo at Magnolia Renton and Anna at Goddess FW are the top two ladies on my dance card.

Yoyo knows me as "Big Monkey" so tell her hi from me. .

Warning: Her spa-mate Cici is a pretty MILF but her dour attitude tells me she is not a good time.

[AussieFury]

Always have to laugh when seeing the flower gifts at these popular provider's lobbies. It actually a nice gesture, just hope the mongers buying them flowers are not too delusional.

They don't want flowers. They want roses.

On the VERY few occasions I've gifted anything to favorite massage girls over the years, the gifts have always been practical. Got a 5 pack of cotton underwear from Federal Way Ross for ATF KK when she mentioned she was running low. Got Yoyo and Emma warm bathrobes from that same Ross when the heat at Pinee wasn't working last year. I brought a box of donuts with me to Lulus when Lulu first opened. Had an overnite OTC evening date with a K-girl a few years ago and brought her a cocktail dress (you guessed it. Ross) to wear for the evening.

Food and clothing are way more practical than flowers. Money is their favorite. An extra 20-40 every now and then buys you a reputation that gets remembered and rewarded.

[AuroraGuy69]

Will be in Puyallup for a week coming up. I saw aussies review that it's looking bleak in Puyallup. Where's the go to along pac Ave in Tacoma? Looking for spinner types with open menus.

[Zomfg]

I visited Mi Spa

Enthusiastic HJ / CBJ.

Offered a piece of candy at the end.

Cons:

Chubby.

No FS.

No shame bottle of water offered.

At the conclusion, I asked whether I could get FS with Crystal in the future. She said no.

Mi was next to see Yulu. Greeted by Krystal / Crystal, average looks, waist long hair, mid 20's to 30's, hard to tell due to her extra weight (though I wouldn't call her fat), which probably contributes quite a bit to her chest size. Claimed Yulu is off for a month. I'll call first in the future prior to visit then.

Failed to follow my own advice. Was looking for Lulu again, but still on vacay. The last time I went here, also looking for Lulu, I met Crystal / Krystal for the first time, didn't stay. This time I (unfortunately) did. I remembered reading that quoted review that she's not doing FS. So, when Crystal / Krystal asked me if I'd choose her instead, that's what I told her, that I know she doesn't provide FS. However, she insisted that she does. Intrigued, I wanted to give her a try. Dropped the standard $$ all in upfront, and regretted it 10 min later.

No massage, CBJ and dead fish CFS with her head turned away the entire time with eyes closed. No Kiss, no FOV let alone FIV. Impatience mixed with disdain in her glare and tone when she "encouraged" me to cum was the final straw for me to stop cold. To her credit, she did offer HJ to completion, but knowing she was just going to jackhammer the shit out of my dick, I declined. Huffing and puffing, she stormed out the door. I just rolled my eyes, what an attitude.

No water bottle or candy offered either. In fact, she almost didn't even accompany me on my way out the door. Only when my properly raised ass convinced me even if she's rude doesn't mean I should too. I turned back one feet away from the door, went back to say goodbye. She then came out from one of the rooms to saw me off, with no smile ofc.

[SkeletonKey6]

I visited Anna in FW it was solid but while I was there two other dudes at the door clamoring about visiting her. Never seen this before. I was naked in the room waiting she goes gets next door takes him to a room and then another guy shows up. Service was great would repeat but she's getting her miles in that's for sure.

Always have to laugh when seeing the flower gifts at these popular provider's lobbies. It actually a nice gesture, just hope the mongers buying them flowers are not too delusional.

[Woopooh]

I visited Anna in FW it was solid but while I was there two other dudes at the door clamoring about visiting her. Never seen this before. I was naked in the room waiting she goes gets next door takes him to a room and then another guy shows up. Service was great would repeat but she's getting her miles in that's for sure.

Randomly checked out Holistic today. Had a great experience. Yoko was her name MILF with a nice curvy ass. Started off with a table shower. That was fun and sexy. CFS felt like potentially BB was on the table, BL was on the menu, kissing. She was really pushing for that repeat and getting more "comfortable. " I'd def repeat fun and furious activities.

[Zomfg]

This will be my first one to the team. I went there last night and said Anna, she is definitely one of the kind.

Cheer.

Same, fellow tunnel buddy, reporting in, haha. Dig her looks and personality combo. One of the good ones here folks, treat her extra right.

I also checked a couple of places while in the area:

Spring Foot:

Auntie, average looking, slender, long hair, pale skin.

Cherry Oriental:

Front door was open. Waited a few minutes to see if anyone comes back in, or just close the door. Left after a thought came to my mind they were airing bad smell out. That's my kryptonite, so nope. It may also indicate they're legit.

Ocean:

Xiaoxiao (sp? Mid 30's, average face and body, 5', B / C cup.

Toa:

Auntie and MILF, average all around.

Lavender:

Lola, attractive, mid 30's, around 5', slightly above average build, C / D, good attitude. TDL. There's one auntie there too.

Haiyun:

Said there are 5 girls, but 3 busy. Meet Mindy, 5' and a half or so, shoulder blade hair, attractive, pale skin, B / C chest. TDL 2. Maria greeted me too, hair bun, 40's, average, D cup. I thought she was MMS but said nope. She's probably the legit CMT.

[Conqueror]

This is my third time visiting Anna! She is definitely in my ATF as well.

During my session, someone else came in the buildling asking for Anna. She chuckled and told me that the other girl is very annoyed that people are all asking for Anna.

Got her number since apparently new girls are coming to Goddess next week and she'll finally have some days off.

This will be my first one to the team. I went there last night and said Anna, she is definitely one of the kind.

Cheer.

[Zomfg]

I do have to wonder what sort of discussions you guys are trying to have that you need translation?

Haha, don't remember specifics, so can't be important, just basic mindless chit chat. Her English is much better than most, that's for sure.

[SeaMonstes5678]

Hello Gents.

Back in town and decided to drop by and see Anna sensuous, sexy amazing read all the post twice and you will get just half of what she is like in person.

Great personality, funny, sexy body. I will return. You have to see her before she leaves.

I for one am impressed.

Aussie you hit it out of the park once again.

Stay safe Gents.

CHEERS.

[Meorme]

Thanks for the intel guys. I can confirm everything in the quotes above with only a slight variation and nuance from my own session: okay-ish English, needed translation app here and there, slightly better than average face, slightly tan, shoulder length hair, chill personality, slender sexy, not bony thin, flat enough stomach, natural perky B, $$ all in upfront, then later asked for more tips in order to take her clothes off entirely, but with playful attitude instead of being annoying. Still, I don't want to contribute to inflation, so I passed. For 30 min I got LFK, FOV, CBJ, CFS (BTW, CG isn't her strong suit), no massage (I don't mind and according to her I'm going to need to upgrade to 60 min for that anyway).

I did 60 minutes and the massage was nice. Pretty sure I was there the whole 60 minutes. She did quite a bit of teasing during the massage and was worth it to me, and she allowed a little teasing in return.

I'd rate her face as just OK, pretty average, seemed to have her hair hanging over it mostly. Figure was pleasant enough but she didn't pull her dress all the way off, top down bottom up which was fine for me. We did a wee bit of the "Stand and Carry" (https://www.pornhub.com/video/search?search=stand+and+carry+position) and would estimate she no more than 105 pounds... (I'm getting old and can't carry around much more than that anymore).

Chill, fun to be with girl with a great personality. I do have to wonder what sort of discussions you guys are trying to have that you need translation? Her English was pretty good, but I often manage to get along well enough with girl that speak next to none, occasionally none at all (while I'm travelling), and the other thing I really have a hard time with that I sometimes need to translate is "vasectomy".

[Zomfg]

Lollibee:

Cindy, 30's, mildly attractive, slightly plump face, average build not too thin, about shoulder blades length hair.

9:

CC / CiCi / Ceecee, young looking, attractive, straight longish hair down to her shoulder blade, 25-30. Translation app required. Fully clothes, she appeared average to skinny with B / C chest, but later found she's more HWP, not skinny at all, with natural A / B. Dropped $$ all in upfront. Noticed the floor was cold even though the room was warm. They need carpeting. CiCi stated for 30 min, half Must be strictly massage. Found out later why: she just couldn't handle pumping even though I'm not well endowed. No wonder she was stretching time with excessive alcohol wipes and spray before we started for 2-3 minutes. Even though hands were included in this extended "ritual" of hers, still No FOV. CBJ, CFS (mish only).

From minute one of fucking she looked uncomfortable, I didn't even bother asking for a kiss with that kind of body language. The occasional fake moans were Razzie Awards worthy, I was grateful when she just went dead fish mode. Very obvious she just wanted to get it over with, even without her needing to ask "cum for me, baby", which ofc she did later as the clock ran out. I just stopped cold and didn't bother making an attempt to finish. She probably should just stick to massage only, or not accept FS request if she dislikes fucking.

Unsatisfied, I hit the road again.

Pink Ocean:

Auntie Xiaoye (spelling?) and one other skinnier, older auntie, 5'-ish, slightly more than HWP build, natural D. Glad she was not grumpy at least.

Injoy:

Cindy, cute mid 20's, attractive, shoulder blade length hair, obvious C implant, 5'-ish, pale skin, meh attitude, translation app required. After the subpar session with 9's CiCi, I wanted to make sure I didn't get another girl like that. So, I communicated (with app) what I want for $$, which she gladly accept at first for FS, but then handed back to me after she fully understood. The look of impatience she was giving me said it all. Yep, I'd rather not stay either. Super glad I asked first, at least I didn't to waste my money with her.

Lins:

Crossed the street, greeted by Judy, mid to late 40's, attractive face, slender to average build, hair a tad past the shoulder. Much better attitude, a little bit playful. I decided to do the same test and asked with help of the app. Unfortunately, while her response was delivered in a more flirtatious manner, it's a no go also. She did say rotation day is tomorrow, for there and Injoy across the street, so asked me to come back and check both places again.

MM:

Keiko, shoulder length hair, attractive, late 30, her C / D looks MM, slender, paler skin, 5' to 5' and a half, not a japanese despite her name when I asked.

Labella:

Sophia / Sofia, mid 30's, shoulder length hair, good attitude, but didn't let me see other girls when I asked, pretending to be dumb even when I use the app, natural C / D, looks a bit Thai although with less dark complexion, nice smile, slightly attractive, 5', avrg body, not bony.

NB:

Met Mia (MMS) / Mimi / Coco (from Chicago), 35-40/30's / 25-30, shortest / middle / tallest (average 5'-ish, give and take a half). Went with Mimi, all in $$ upfront, after I also communicated via app my criteria. I got 30 min CBJ, CFS, no kiss during (slight peck twice at the end and goodbye), no massage. Mimi donned a full Bush, natural B / C. She said she has 10 more days and then will return to NY. Either she let me know she wants 50 more next time for house fee, or just dropping hints to tip her more now, not sure, I'm dumb and thick, haha.