Massage Parlor Reports

[Wiggles]

Visiting the area and after reading back a few pages I decided to pop into this place and see if it is what all have discussed. Friendly chat with mama and she brought me in 7 girls to pick from. Columbia was my choice but really didn't like the attitude but the body was incredible. So decided to head back for round 2 some hours later for Venezuela beauty. Certainly all 7 I saw in the line up would have been fine if only one was available. Hope to hit this again before flying home.

Also hit up Nicole's in Oxnard, will post on their page.

[Willie23]

https://us-losangeles.bedpage.com/fe.../23110448.html

This is the biggest load of shit since that penis lengthening pills I bought. This place I would not even fuck with wet Willie's cock.

Ha ha. Went there. Provider looked at me like I was Quasimodo. Juat to torture her, I stayed. Refused everything but massage. Truly terrible experience with reasonably attractive 30-something.

[OC Man]

Success, you say!?

You paid a buck twenty for a handjob. Even with a mouthful of tit the most you should have given her was 80 clams. Thanks for nuthin'.

Everything! And long pounding session.

[TaxiTaxi]

As I was scrolling through bedpage looking for something a little better than a 50 yo grandma in a dilapidated hotel room I came across a "flat rate" nuru spot in hollywood. It looks like they're fairly new, which the provider later confirmed, so I decided to TOFTT and check it out.

This place tries to be a little more lowkey so there's no address on the post, just a number you call to make an appointment and then they text you the address. It's located in east hollywood and it's actually quite discreet, very easy to miss. The area it's in is a little rough, but the place itself is upscale and feels professional like someone could potentially get a real massage here, not your typical jack shack aesthetic. I show up, pay the $2. 2 for the hour and get led to my room where the (kinda cute) mamasan tells me to undress and that Mia will be in shortly. I lay down and after a couple of minutes she walks in.

Mia is a light skinned black girl in her mid to late 20's. She's about 5'5 and deliciously thicc with natural C cups. She's definitely chubby, so if you're not into that she's not for you, but in my opinion she's not fat. She's actually quite pretty and wears make up like she's about to go out. She comes in, makes a little small talk, and begins to undress. She removes everything except for her thong and starts oiling down my back. At this point she's still standing next to me as she massages my back and begins to work her way down to my legs. I can reach her ass and I grab it, it's really nice. I think it's because she's young but her ass isn't saggy at all despite it being big. It's big and soft, but there is a firmness underneath and her skin is tight. She finishes one side and moves to the other, where there's a mirror, and I get a nice view of her (nearly) nude body massaging me. Once she's done with this surface level massage she adds more oil to my back and then gets on the table, "Finally, the good stuff" I think to myself. Well not really.

Her "nuru" consists of her continuing to massage me but once in a while she'll massage my shoulders which causes her chest, and her tits, to press against my back for a little while. It's great but I wish it lasted more than just a couple of seconds when she's massaging my shoulders. I wanted her to massage me with her tits, to feel her weight on top of me for long periods of time. Which brings me to my second complaint, her attitude. Maybe I've been spoiled by Kgirls but Mia seemed kind of stiff and quiet. Even though we were both naked she acted like it was a legit massage and kept rubbing my shoulders and my neck, instead of taking a more erotic and sensual approach like at other nuru spots. I could grab her as much as I wanted, but she never made it easy for me and resisted when I wanted her to be on top of me for longer. Later on I try sucking her tits but when she didn't get close to me as I approached her chest I figured it wasn't included.

She finishes working on my shoulders and starts working on my legs again, this time paying attention to jr. This part is actually nice because she has this move where she grabs my hips and works her way to my dick from the front. She massages it and then works my balls from the back. After playing with him for a couple of minutes she tells me it's time to flip. As soon as I do she oils up my dick. Usually at spots like this I try to scope out what I can get: BJ, FS, fingering, whatever. I even brought extra despite the "flat rate". But I could tell from her body language and the fact that she immediately started jerking me off that there was no secret menu. HJ is decent, and her ass is great, but no tit sucking and no body to body from the front. I eventually cum and she cleans me up, tells me we still have 10 minutes left and massages me a bit more. 10 minutes later we both get dressed and I leave.

Overall I'd say it was a meh to ok experience. It's not as nice as Zen Suites but it's much nicer than most other Ktown parlors. I had been craving a thicc girl for a while and Mia's body was perfect for me, I still can't get over how nice her ass was and the feeling of having her nude body on top of me. Unfortunately it was kind of disappointing as a nuru experience, and I really wished that the massage was more sensual and erotic. Belive it or not I'll probably repeat. I think the place has potential and I want to try out other girls. The ad says that they change girls every day and Mia told me she only works there one day a week so it should be pretty easy to try someone else out. My monger sense is tingling and I think I might be able to get decent mileage out of this place with a different girl.

Here's the link in case anyone wants to check it out.

https://losangeles.bedpage.com/Bodyr.../23048140.html

[TaxiTaxi]

Has anyone else seen a girl named Bana at BM in Pasadena? I've called to make an appt with her and no one there knows who she is--but she's a 20 something hottie who joined for a 4 hand massage a few weeks ago.

I used to go to BM fairly regularly and I once got a mid 20's tight spinner with the nicest butt. I made sure to get her name and always asked for her whenever I was in the area but she was always "off". I don't know how it works, but every time I encounter a cute girl at one of my regular spots she never stays there long. I just enjoy it and look forward to the next time I can suck on 24 yo titties at my local jack shack.

[ShuperShtar]

Just a quick rant about how amazing some NY AMPs are compared to those in LA. I'm still hoping to find a spot in LA as amazing as NYAF in ny.

NY: table shower with full nuru / slipping & sliding front and back, BBBJ, 69,1 pop, cim.

Back to the room for more massage, light touch, more cfs, all within the hour, 3. 2. It's more than a typical AMP, but the experience is practically worth the flight to NY!

In LA it's a pathetic 5 min massage and cfs, 60+1. 2. (+tabel shower add on).

Hmmm.

If your able to go many rounds, there is incalls in Brooklyn and Queens with hot girls and only 100 or 120 with multiple girls per location.

[PropLA]

Just a quick rant about how amazing some NY AMPs are compared to those in LA. I'm still hoping to find a spot in LA as amazing as NYAF in ny.

NY: table shower with full nuru / slipping & sliding front and back, BBBJ, 69,1 pop, cim.

Back to the room for more massage, light touch, more cfs, all within the hour, 3. 2. It's more than a typical AMP, but the experience is practically worth the flight to NY!

In LA it's a pathetic 5 min massage and cfs, 60+1. 2. (+tabel shower add on).

Hmmm.

[PropLA]

Has anyone else seen a girl named Bana at BM in Pasadena? I've called to make an appt with her and no one there knows who she is--but she's a 20 something hottie who joined for a 4 hand massage a few weeks ago.

[PropLA]

TOFTT and visited this spot. Paid for the hour, laid down, skinny provider named Cindy with a skinny, killer body for a 40 yo.

Mediocre massage but this isn't the place for deep tissue. As she dug her elbows into my back, I realized her pants were already off and she placed my hand between her legs and asked me what I wanted. 50 for 40 min + 1. 2.

The place seemed busy on a Friday. I can't confirm whether there are younger providers, but I'm thinking that 20's is likely a myth if this place is a reliable spot for FS.

I for one stay out of Glendale even though I live fairly close. What you read is correct about the city willingness to allow MP's providing fun times.

FYI, there have been reports on RM about a joint on Central ave in which 3 of the reports state HJ were provided and supposedly the ladies were in their 20's. Another post mentioned FS was had with an older provider.

In case you decide to check the place out please report back here so we all can benefit from your info. Addy: 401 on the south side of Central.

Mondo.

[PriscillaM]

What happens when you call that number?

It is some shit box in Orange county.

[PriscillaM]

What happens when you call that number?

I would text first.

[TempletonRat]

https://us-losangeles.bedpage.com/fe.../23103477.html

Are you shitting me dawg? Where is this place?

What happens when you call that number?

[PriscillaM]

https://us-losangeles.bedpage.com/fe.../23103477.html

Are you shitting me dawg? Where is this place?

[PriscillaM]

https://us-losangeles.bedpage.com/fe.../23110448.html

This is the biggest load of shit since that penis lengthening pills I bought. This place I would not even fuck with wet Willie's cock.

[PriscillaM]

I'm assuming that is what you mean by chj. What is up with that?

With the new strain of covid, the health officer of the county, that shrew who looks like a fentanyl addict who is high on meth, is demanding covered hand jobs. Still better than wearing a mask or getting shot with a vaccine without sterilizing immunity.