Massage Parlor Reports

[HouseFriedRice]

You have them flipped, Gigi wears the mask and Anna has the glasses.

You're right I confirmed with them that Gigi wears the mask, which lines up since you mentioned Anna being really thin (certainly one of the first things I noticed).

[SkeletonKey6]

1st visit last week: Cici later 30's early 40's average Chinese NYC visitor (with GPS and good English, is there a connection? LOL). Gave $$ for CFS and then upselling bs 'another 50 for daty' retorted with 'um yeah, no thanks, already overpaying for CFS'. Overall not terrible, not great CFS experience. Might return if she loses the GPS.

2nd visit yesterday: Kelly early 40's who hides her flaws rather well; some of the hardest fake tits ever seen / felt along with C section scars after her school girl clothes drop. Paid the $$ and starts with lame massage followed by refusing daty, followed by rushed CFS, complete with 'you too big damit! You get HJ now!' after less than 5 minutes of standard intercourse. She spent most of time complaining, acting in pain, over and done in 15 minutes. Hard Pass.

[HouseFriedRice]

You have them flipped, Gigi wears the mask and Anna has the glasses.

My mistake. Unless they intentionally told me the wrong names haha, I could just be misremembering.

[AussieFury]

Went to Diva last week, the chick said "We don't do massage here", offered FS for $$ I declined, she wasn't hot.

I've stopped messing with Diva Spa altogether. It's not a relaxing experience. Most places the girls at least pretend they are there for you. But at this org's shoppes the girls don't pretend at all and it's all about how much can they get for how little performance.

[Justice2001]

Stopped by to see who was working and it's still Gigi and Anna. Gigi didn't look too old to me, she's got kind of a boxy jaw and is really thin. Anna is more HWP, but couldn't see her face as she was masked up. Might give Gigi a try one of these days given the earlier review and her petite figure. This is up on Aurora and 200th.

You have them flipped, Gigi wears the mask and Anna has the glasses.

[HouseFriedRice]

Is Joyce no longer there? She was fun! Although a bit nuts IMO. Anyone new there?

Might be in the area tomorrow. I just called and they confirmed Joyce is still there at Be Happy. Can anyone describe her massage, service, and physique? Thanks!

[HouseFriedRice]

Sea breeze.

Saw Gigi and Anna there. Gigi is older but cute and is really playful. Anna is in shape but more colder- didn't open up until after a while. I actually like her now, good massage, she's really thin. Saw her twice. Saw another lady there that was really cute (not Lisa) at the front desk but didn't get her name. Don't think it was Jimmi or Jamie.

Stopped by to see who was working and it's still Gigi and Anna. Gigi didn't look too old to me, she's got kind of a boxy jaw and is really thin. Anna is more HWP, but couldn't see her face as she was masked up. Might give Gigi a try one of these days given the earlier review and her petite figure. This is up on Aurora and 200th.

[AussieFury]

I'm curious if any of you guys have ever been approached by an AMP provider to sponsor her for a Green Card?

I ask because a woman who I only laid twice asked me that the other day. I declined of course. Way too f-ing risky financially, plus, and more importantly, I'm married.

Happy hunting guys.

Not super often, but a few times a year maybe. My response is "Sorry, honey. I'd marry you in a heartbeat but I'm not American.”

[AussieFury]

Aussie, it might have been Dira, she was hard for me to understand. I'm going in one more time after Thanksgiving. I'll post another report. She was pretty nice.

Thanks. They were still playing dumb and knew exactly who I was looking for, I'm sure. She may have been at the store or she was on vacay. These spots hate to see money walk out the door.

Subject change: Spirit Spa on Jackson downtown is HJ only. Smoking hot Mimi with a thin crop top T shirt hugging perky Bs with no bra really got me optimistic. And she let me roam all over her perfect body during the excellent massage. HJ offer only at the end, and she said the boss doesn't allow FS. She then gave me the phone number of her friend who does. Phone number was Lulu Spa in FedWay.

Older broad at Karma on MLK, but looks like she knows how to throw down.

[ShtnNGtn]

How is getting "just" a HE at Diva? If I go for that only is the upsell to me going to be outrageous like some have suggested?

Or don't even bother if the massage is lackluster / barely there as some have said in here? I would like to go for an apartment massage but finding one in the Renton area at the $ 200 and under range / hr other than JoAnne and somebody height and weight proportionate is increasingly difficult to find.

Went to Diva last week, the chick said "We don't do massage here", offered FS for $$ I declined, she wasn't hot.

[Thefourtwo5]

Mimi answered the door yesterday like she has the last few times I've checked. She's a chubby plain looking auntie. I asked for Dior she looked at me like I had two heads. I spelled it out in the air D I O R. She pushed hard for me to "try her. " LOL. Not a chance. I held firm that I'd come back another day and started to leave. She suddenly remembered another girl upstairs and went to get her.

Another chubby auntie showed up. Not tall not DD. Not Dior. Her name was Ewa.

I hate the dumb act when I visit. Either Dior is long gone to a better spa or these guys are up to standard fuckery. Probably both.

Oasis in Wells Ave remains an "avoid" for me.

Aussie, it might have been Dira, she was hard for me to understand. I'm going in one more time after Thanksgiving. I'll post another report. She was pretty nice.

[HouseFriedRice]

I'm wondering if she is the popular Korean Bebe from last month, but I wouldn't even know, I never got to see her.

I don't think so, BUT she did say she'll be back a couple months later. So you'll prob get your chance in December.

I found Coco to be enjoyable, but never tried Amy.

[AvereageQ]

I went back to Lily this week to see the current line up. I was hoping that Amy was still around since it felt really nice being inside her. I pulled Coco. Short stacked bleach blonde with dark roots. She had a cute face so I stuck around. Her figure was meh though. Large MMs, but no other curves or ass, makes her skinny legs look a little funny on her. Paid for the hour and fun up front as per usual. In the room I saw her bra on the stool from taking off during an earlier session, which didn't matter to me, we didn't have any pretenses of what was going to happen in the room. When she came back into the room, laid down next to me using my body to warm up. I decided to flip the script and perform a mediocre on her instead. She undressed for that. After a bit of that, some cutesy foreplay transitioned us into the main event. Body kisses, CBJ, DATY /69 (she asked for more money for that. I said no, but she let it happen any way), CFS with multiple positions. Duration led to a manual finish. All in all, ok, not bad but not great. She does have a fun and playful personality, if that matters to you.

Other girls are Mia and Bebe. Mia had an attractive young-MILF look to her (from what I recall from a quick into). Taller than Coco and a slender figure with some MMs. She seemed to have a fun and playful personality as well. I didn't get to meet Bebe, so nothing to report on her. I'm wondering if she is the popular Korean Bebe from last month, but I wouldn't even know, I never got to see her.

[SkeletonKey6]

If think regular divorce rape by an American is bad, you ain't seen nothing yet if you sponsor a Chinese prostitute LOL.

How long are you financially responsible for someone you sponsor?


The sponsor's financial responsibility usually lasts until the applicant either becomes a USA Citizen, or can be credited with 40 qualifying quarters of work (usually 10 years) under the Social Security Act.

Yea way to financially risky.

[DNobody]

I'm visiting from the east coast on business and wanted to see the local market. My choices were limited to downtown / belltown so I decided on La Moon spa. Now the spa in facing a busy street. Girl walking gave me a disgusted look while I was walking in the spa LOL, good thing no one knows me in Seattle. Inside I met Emma. She's about mid to late 30's. 5'4" 115 lbs. C cup. She said works in spas in new york and its on rotation. She quoted me. 5 for 30 min massage and 1. 2 tip for CBJ. I asked boom bom and she asked how much I got. I gave her an extra 30 which she did not seem happy about but agreed. 2. 0 in total. She started CBJ, I didn't ask for 69 but her ass was close to my face. Then she laid down and lubed up. I went in and gave her a good pound. She didn't want to do doggy because I was too big. While true it may have also been her not offering. After the deed she seemed to be trying to say goodbye but I asked for massage. I still had 15 minutes lets after all. Gave me a half assed massage. No oil no cream nothing so don't expect experts hands. In total very average experience. Had a lot better and definitely had a lot worse.

Happy hunting.