Massage Parlor Reports

[DudeNukem]

I don't know if I'm good at writing reviews and I don't have enough money or time to be going to all these different places and gathering data. But I saw some people posting stuff that helped me so I thought I would share what I could. So here's what I got.

This was my first time going to this place and I only came here because the other spot I go to was too crowded. There was only one girl available when I came in and I was sure why she picked the name "Bobo. " The name Bobo wasn't really appealing, but she looked pretty good and I was horny so I said why the fuck not and paid the house fee $60 and went to the room. Short Asian girl with long black hair in a black dress. She was kinda round and maybe a 7/10, still fuckable in my book for sure, but I'm also not very picky. Had some nice sized tits large Bs or small Cs. Kinda average ass. She walked me into the room after collecting the fee and left to get her supplies. Nothing special about the room, kinda small with just the massage bed. Much smaller than what I've seen at other joints.

When she got back, I was undressed and she got straight to work. Her body wasn't the best looking once she undressed, but she looks like a woman to me and she's naked and got my dick plenty hard to continue what I came to do. BBBJ was good, but we started fucking real quick. Maybe I'm not built like the rest of you guys or she has magic pussy, but Bobo's pussy felt damn good. I'm pretty well equipped so that might have something to do with it, but I didn't last for more than 8 minutes before I filled up that rubber. Her pussy was pretty hairy though, so I didn't go down or anything. I was satisfied and she was fine taking $130. I ended up getting her contact info so I might hit her up again.

I don't do this very often, maybe once every other week. Every week if I'm lucky.

[Cruzier1]

Went to 70th St spa on 70th just south of ECB. First and definitely last visit. She tells me 20 - 30 min wait. After she takes my money and brings me to the room. She is definitely not worth the wait. Not even close. I walk out. I go to Ocean Studio on Dagget. Ring the bell 5 times. Nobody comes out. This place used to be one of my favorites but it has gone downhill since Lucky / Nancy left. I went home Sometimes you win. Sometimes you lose. Tomorrow's another day.

I've seen Lucky twice. I was guessing she was the MMS Nancy since it seemed like she lived there, along with her dog. If she is gone, SD lost a top 5 PM provider. The doggy pee pad halfway up the table always made me laugh. Past that, it is a strange setup with that hall of doors and the car place sharing the foyer. I'd have gone more but that part turned me off.

[Nick916]

Newbie here, had sessions before at a few parlors but have not gotten a table shower, would really love too cause it's up there with my all time fetishes. How does one ask for one when there is a language barrier? Motion one with my hands or whip out the translator app? Haha.

Go to Lucky Foot spa near Balboa Park and ask for a shower and a massage when you walk in.

[Luckcy6789HX]

Buzzed in quickly, so no issue while waiting outdoor, I found Monica waiting for me: far better than pretty, she is beautiful, 25 yrs, some back straight hair, perfect breast, 5'2" tall, fit body. She took care of me starting with a shower to clean and warm up my body, with some teasing while staring at me like she was curious likewise. Back to the room I left her no more than 20 min for the massage, pretty good, and flipped myself to show her that I was ready for a better knowledge. She got naked and I honored all that beauty with kisses and tongue everywhere: boobs first and then DATY. Quick tongue play on her clit until she has arched her body, moaning and cumming. After that, she returned in charge of the operations, grabbing my pointer and sliding a cover on it. No talk, no issues, down to CBJ with lips and tongue playing all over. I thought she was about to ride me in CG but did not happen. Instead she turned in 69 looking for more DATY. Couldn't resist and again I did my best: different position and her moaning confused by BJ, but she seemed to enjoy again a lot. Me too, driven by her hand and tongue to a great release. Everything happen without negotiations, so I have the doubt that I missed the chance to get FS from such a beauty. However, it's very likely in the menu and anyway I will be back to improve or even just to repeat this amazing experience with Monica. Love this place.

[Foreskin69]

Gunna start trying to make reviews after being inspired by you guys. I wanted to check out MoonSea but was too far away so decided to see what's close by me. Was looking at RB and saw Ronson Spa that had a new girl Ella. When I pulled through noticed that the spa was definitely on the smaller side, so I didn't know what to expect much. I came in and was greeted by her. She's got a pretty face and a short petite body. Looks like around mid to late 20's. She gave a very warm welcome and took me by the hand letting me lay down. I'm not good at describing sessions but she was very good. Massage was decent but my god I didn't know what to expect because of the clothes she had one but when it came off, I was fucking ready to have my hands all over her. Had a fun time having with some foreplay and oral. Got to do some 69 and when she bent down to get a condom her ass is the perfect shape for doggystyle. All in all had a very good time. House fee. 6 and 1. 6 tip. Anyways will also check out Moonsea this weekend and give my report.

[OceanMan1]

First up, just a big thanks and shout out to others here who steered me in the right direction. BDDelti3, DoubleEntendre, PTJ and TacoBull. Really appreciate the great reviews on Moonsea. I too visited this past week and left a happy man. In the days of VIP2/ NLBW I used to park on the street and wait for my appointment. Never once did I see anyone enter Moonsea and I figured it was just staffed by grannies. No so any more. I rolled up without an appointment, hoping for Fendi. She was busy, and Lulu took care of me instead. As I've mentioned multiple times, I'm a huge fan of table showers when the masseuse uses you as a human slip and slide. My go-to place has been UFS, but now they have a serious rival. Lulu doesn't have a lick of English but really wants to communicate. She used her translation app to great effect, even showing me some pics of what she had in store. TS was fun. Maybe not the best I've had (that would be Mina of course), but still pretty cool. My guess is they don't use real nuru gel. Rather its a sort of soapy lube that gets the job done. In fact, to the best of my knowledge only two or three independents here in SD actually use real nuru gel. After the soapy on the table, we headed back to the room for the main event. That was fun too. Lulu is good, but maybe could improve her BBBJ skills a little. She responded enthusiastically to daty and we went from there to cfs and mish, which is my favorite. All in all, a fun time. 70 for the house and 160 for the tip, if I recall correctly. What I do like is that 1 hr appointments seem to be standard here, rather than the rush job you get at UFS. The rooms seem spacious and tidy. Lighting is low. Considerably improving my looks and hers LOL. And one other thing, no fucking distracting monitor in the room. That was a nice change. I'll definitely return.

Newbie here, had sessions before at a few parlors but have not gotten a table shower, would really love too cause it's up there with my all time fetishes. How does one ask for one when there is a language barrier? Motion one with my hands or whip out the translator app? Haha.

[Msog1]

First up, just a big thanks and shout out to others here who steered me in the right direction. BDDelti3, DoubleEntendre, PTJ and TacoBull. Really appreciate the great reviews on Moonsea. I too visited this past week and left a happy man. In the days of VIP2/ NLBW I used to park on the street and wait for my appointment. Never once did I see anyone enter Moonsea and I figured it was just staffed by grannies. No so any more. I rolled up without an appointment, hoping for Fendi. She was busy, and Lulu took care of me instead. As I've mentioned multiple times, I'm a huge fan of table showers when the masseuse uses you as a human slip and slide. My go-to place has been UFS, but now they have a serious rival. Lulu doesn't have a lick of English but really wants to communicate. She used her translation app to great effect, even showing me some pics of what she had in store. TS was fun. Maybe not the best I've had (that would be Mina of course), but still pretty cool. My guess is they don't use real nuru gel. Rather its a sort of soapy lube that gets the job done. In fact, to the best of my knowledge only two or three independents here in SD actually use real nuru gel. After the soapy on the table, we headed back to the room for the main event. That was fun too. Lulu is good, but maybe could improve her BBBJ skills a little. She responded enthusiastically to daty and we went from there to cfs and mish, which is my favorite. All in all, a fun time. 70 for the house and 160 for the tip, if I recall correctly. What I do like is that 1 hr appointments seem to be standard here, rather than the rush job you get at UFS. The rooms seem spacious and tidy. Lighting is low. Considerably improving my looks and hers LOL. And one other thing, no fucking distracting monitor in the room. That was a nice change. I'll definitely return.

I'd like to hear more about his place. Any chance any of these girls have been at the old spas with new names? UFS blue dress lady, forgot her name now. Always told me 30 minutes only but would always feel like she would give me an hour. Where is she? Is she back?

[Lascivious]

I know what you mean. November is here, sun is not shining as much, my testosterone is down, has been since mid-October. This has been happening for a few years now. Summer = most of the time I can stay hard for a while and finish. Probably 70+% of the time. Now it's like 20%, pretty frustrating. A lot of this is psychological too; if the girl stays focused and at least pretends to be interested, it's for sure better than if there is any issue like them leaving the room or completely faking it. I was thinking of not visiting AMP's for 1-2 weeks, and that may help, but at least for me a lot revolves around the girl and the environment in the room. If I was 25 again none of that would matter.

Hmm. Sorry to hear that.

That's not at all what I was saying though. I don't have that problem-yet. That's what vitamin V is for at that point anyway, right?

I was rock hard the entire time. Prolonging the session until the end of my allotted time. I was just complaining that they could / would not take my week-long pent up load properly. Not lamenting my prowess or lack of libido.

[RolfTorren]

First up, just a big thanks and shout out to others here who steered me in the right direction. BDDelti3, DoubleEntendre, PTJ and TacoBull. Really appreciate the great reviews on Moonsea. I too visited this past week and left a happy man. In the days of VIP2/ NLBW I used to park on the street and wait for my appointment. Never once did I see anyone enter Moonsea and I figured it was just staffed by grannies. No so any more. I rolled up without an appointment, hoping for Fendi. She was busy, and Lulu took care of me instead. As I've mentioned multiple times, I'm a huge fan of table showers when the masseuse uses you as a human slip and slide. My go-to place has been UFS, but now they have a serious rival. Lulu doesn't have a lick of English but really wants to communicate. She used her translation app to great effect, even showing me some pics of what she had in store. TS was fun. Maybe not the best I've had (that would be Mina of course), but still pretty cool. My guess is they don't use real nuru gel. Rather its a sort of soapy lube that gets the job done. In fact, to the best of my knowledge only two or three independents here in SD actually use real nuru gel. After the soapy on the table, we headed back to the room for the main event. That was fun too. Lulu is good, but maybe could improve her BBBJ skills a little. She responded enthusiastically to daty and we went from there to cfs and mish, which is my favorite. All in all, a fun time. 70 for the house and 160 for the tip, if I recall correctly. What I do like is that 1 hr appointments seem to be standard here, rather than the rush job you get at UFS. The rooms seem spacious and tidy. Lighting is low. Considerably improving my looks and hers LOL. And one other thing, no fucking distracting monitor in the room. That was a nice change. I'll definitely return.

[JaseCoop]

Same to you Brother.

I realize that this is a few days late, however I feel it's something very important & worth mentioning: To all my fellow Veteran's / active duty here, thank you very much for your service!

[Lion1]

My last post was on a Zoe from Arjon, feel free to check it out. She wasn't a Latina though, either Chinese or even Vietnamese and she was tatted up. Not certain if another girl is just using her name now because that Zoe told me she was out after 11/15 and I never had the chance to go back.

Thanks, Billy, I must have had a typo in my search because I missed your review. In any case, my schedule got jammed up so I won't be paying a visit any time soon, but good to know it might be a bait and switch. I guess as long as she's hot, fresh, and fun, I won't care too much.

[BillyLowe]

A potentially hot spinner latina and easy commute makes it tempting.

Slightly higher HF and virtually no reviews has me hesitating.

My last post was on a Zoe from Arjon, feel free to check it out. She wasn't a Latina though, either Chinese or even Vietnamese and she was tatted up. Not certain if another girl is just using her name now because that Zoe told me she was out after 11/15 and I never had the chance to go back.

[BDDelti3]

Trying to break my way into the scene here a little more so I stopped by Golden A last week and Moonsea yesterday. My decision to visit both of these places was that I wanted to experience some TS action which both places offered.

That being said, I was not very impressed by my Golden A visit. I walked in with no reservation and got Coco (at least that's what I think she said her name was). She was pretty short around 5' 3", somewhere in her early 40's, B-cups, and had some body fat in some extra places. I guess this is what spinners look like when they age haha.

The session started with a nice and warm table shower, but it was just me that got undressed. Her hands did wander to some of my fun parts during the shower but it was brief and the shower was really just for cleaning me off. It seemed quick since I try to come already clean.

We moved onto the massage portion and she gave a pretty solid massage. Nothing out of this world, but still felt good. Granted, I would probably still prefer Tina's massage from Wildflower though. She flipped me over to start the HE and she opened up her shirt for easy access to her boobs. The worst part of the entire experience was here though; while she was stroking my dick, she asked "how much will you pay? No baseline price and bargaining with my dick in her hand are not fun experiences with me. I offered $. 6 but she asked for a little more. Not wanting to argue, I just accepted and decided to never come back.

Total damage: $. 6 for the house, $. 8 tip.

My trip to Moonsea went better. Still looking for some TS action, I decided to try a FS AAMP. I was thinking of sticking to the non-FS AAMPs since the massages are a little better, and if I was looking for FS I would just go to a Korean agency, but I figured Moonsea would give me a nuru-like experience which is what I wanted.

Again, I had no reservation and got a girl named Lulu. Average height at around 5' 6", man made C's, and probably in her mid 30's. No extra body fat on her that I could see. Session started with the TS and she got undressed with me this time which is what I wanted. She did give me a nuru experience and I was generally satisfied. I would've liked her to be a little more forceful (literally) with her cleaning since her body presses were kind of light and reserved. It was still fun to have her rub her boobs all over me though and I did experience some of the other things that DoubleEntendre said in his report to Moonsea, like the ear nibbling haha.

Got back to the room and things got a little more steamy. I would be bad at describing the details, but I filled a bag inside of her for a decently satisfying finish.

Up until that point, I was satisfied with the experience, even though it was a little more pricy than what I was looking for. I was planning on coming back, but only once in a blue moon. She started to put her clothes back on and I was expecting the session to end, but it actually continued a little more. I did have some time left in my hour reservation and she finished the time with a massage. The massage was very mediocre, but it was nice that she still stayed with me for the full hour (I expected to leave after popping my load).

As time was starting to end, she pulled out her translation app (she spoke no English from the entire time) and did some light flirting with me which was another thing I didn't expect. We had a little back and forth and started cuddling and some LFK with our clothes on. She kept telling me that she didn't want the time to end, which I'm sure was just a line to get me to make a reservation for her next time, but she did stay with me over the hour mark which was sweet. She led me out of the room when she felt that I was getting hard again and laughed that he couldn't come back out.

As I was leaving, I saw Fenri (she gave her name) who gave me a couple of kisses. Lulu did the whole jealous girlfriend act with Fenri giving me some affection which I found funny. Given that ending, I rated the entire experience much higher and honestly considered stopping by more frequently. I don't know how often I'll go, but a combination of Moonsea and Wildlflower might be my usual rotation.

Total damage: $. 8 for the house, $1. 5 for the tip.

[DoubleEntendre]

Thanks for the review.

You're welcome.

[PoonTangJohnny]

I realize that this is a few days late, however I feel it's something very important & worth mentioning: To all my fellow Veteran's / active duty here, thank you very much for your service!