Massage Parlor Reports

[RodStewart]

Was sending a package from a mailbox store on the Trail, saw a new place next door called Pink Rose. Curious as to what exactly a pink rose looks like, I meandered inside and was greeted by a pretty Asian woman, aged 25-49 (who knows), who was wearing some red negligee. I would love a tour of your facility, I guessed her name was Yoyo, I was right! Imagine that! She took me back to a room, tour is going to take about an hour, I dropped $80 for the hour and never saw $10 change. She said relax, going to be a few minutes, and left to escort one of you fine clowns out of the facility. I opted for "between soft and medium" she did a perfect job, lots of jewel teasing. On the flip, asked what I like, I said I like everything, she motioned toward my short without negotiating, so I took out what I expected to negotiate to (6] and gave it to her. She asked "how much this" I said "thank you" in Mandarin, she said "thank you" in English and left the room. Ohhh kay. She cam back in with "the tool of ignorance", and removed her teddy to reveal the most perfect natural C's I've seen in years. She was very enthusiastic, but not overly demonstrative, during the next 10 minutes, during which I savored my time with those gorgeous milk bags. Everything was cowgirl, had to enjoy the view and feel, lasted as long as I could. Nice cleanup, she continued massage while we chatted until hour was up. We talked about our diets, we found we both really enjoy the same fish, I joked about bringing some baked fish that night at midnight, she said YES! BRING FISH! Three hugs on the way out, I ate fish alone at my house that night. I don't share my fish.

[ShootFighter84]

Hue,

I knew it wasn't just a dream! I'm glad someone down here was able to swim in that pool of Asian delight.

The USASG up there was the best network of mongerers I was ever a part of. What a great group! MD / DC / VA, the world was our oyster. LOL

Thanks for identifying yourself to me.

Take care,

MnV.

There was a few top notch AMPs in Laural.

[Orch13]

That number has been out of service for weeks.

Matt, several have PM'ed me and a couple others posted above. I contacted her one Wednesday and got the same deal. 70 bucks deposit up front. A quick c ya and good luck. Scam for sure. It did look too good to be true.

[PorkSword]

I made contact got rates and a tentative address.

Then was told there was a $70.00 deposit required upon which I said I am not your guy. No deposits ever!!

Stiil can't believe they actually think we are dumb enogh to fool for that scam??

Idiots.

[RealInNaples]

saw the same ad and did wonder what it was all about. Looks good to me too, keep us updated please.

I made contact got rates and a tentative address.

Then was told there was a $70.00 deposit required upon which I said I am not your guy. No deposits ever!!

[PorkSword]

Saw this post on CL https://fortmyers.craigslist.org/lee...684391140.html.

Texted looking for information and have yet to hear back. The address on the post shows a residence in Fort Myers. Will continue to pursue and post when and if I make a connection.

Saw the same ad and did wonder what it was all about. Looks good to me too, keep us updated please.

[MattFl]

Saw this post on CL https://fortmyers.craigslist.org/lee...684391140.html.

Texted looking for information and have yet to hear back. The address on the post shows a residence in Fort Myers. Will continue to pursue and post when and if I make a connection.

That number has been out of service for weeks.

[Orch13]

Saw this post on CL https://fortmyers.craigslist.org/lee...684391140.html.

Texted looking for information and have yet to hear back. The address on the post shows a residence in Fort Myers. Will continue to pursue and post when and if I make a connection.

[MoonView]

OMG, yes! Cleveland Park Spa was and is my ATF.

Hue.

Hue,

I knew it wasn't just a dream! I'm glad someone down here was able to swim in that pool of Asian delight.

The USASG up there was the best network of mongerers I was ever a part of. What a great group! MD / DC / VA, the world was our oyster. LOL

Thanks for identifying yourself to me.

Take care,

MnV.

[Hue Johnson]

Spent the last 30 yrs in the DC area, those were spas. B2B table showers with slides, 3 to 4 girls to pick from on any given day. Prices were around $45 and I remember coupons in the local city papers for a first visit with $5 off. A coupon appeared every week, and I used them many times. The girls, we're not of the class we get around here, they were super sexy and willing to please. We had many spas which meant many choices and most mamasons knew your name (fake of course) and what you liked. These were the days of spa mongering. Down here, as said above, it's one out of a hundred and if you are lucky enough to find them before they leave or get overworked with attitudes. I miss Vicky, she my my best down here till she went back west then to China, so I was told.

OMG, yes! Cleveland Park Spa was and is my ATF.

Hue.

[Fornication]

So while down last month, I hit a few spas in the PC area, window shopping per se. Seeing if there was something that caught my eye that I would stay for. Finally saw that in the "golden Massage" spa. Feeling rather frivolous, I opted for 2 girls for the hour. Agreed to 60 apiece for the hour. Lets put it this way, the massage was awesome, and it only got better from there. LFK DATY misionary and K9 on both. Only requirement was cover switch between. Left 2 girls worn out. Set me back $$ but was a fun time I have not had in a long time.

Sweet, looking for similar in Naples area but may make the journey to PC!

[BudBowl2001]

So while down last month, I hit a few spas in the PC area, window shopping per se. Seeing if there was something that caught my eye that I would stay for. Finally saw that in the "golden Massage" spa. Feeling rather frivolous, I opted for 2 girls for the hour. Agreed to 60 apiece for the hour. Lets put it this way, the massage was awesome, and it only got better from there. LFK DATY misionary and K9 on both. Only requirement was cover switch between. Left 2 girls worn out. Set me back $$ but was a fun time I have not had in a long time.

[MoonView]

I've skipped McDonalds for the last 20 or 30 years. You are right though, might be time to go the escort route, these house fees are ridiculous.

Five Guys then? 👍.

Again, sorry it didn't work for you.

MnV.

[Oswalt]

I've skipped McDonalds for the last 20 or 30 years. You are right though, might be time to go the escort route, these house fees are ridiculous.

I've always thought the hour vs 1/2 hr choice was an easy one? My thinking is if youre not going to spend time on a good massage and shower why even bother with a spa? Just go the escort trail where no house fee is up for debate.

Not sure who you might have had but I too was quoted $60 or 80, the delta is 10 bucks! So you skip McDonalds that day? 😁.

[MoonView]

Every once in a while we can find a place with the right provider. Tina near Winn Dixie in Naples was right up my alley, but I hear she moved on despite just returning from New York. That's a shame. I can't say I love the trail and error of the AMPs around here especially after experiencing those in Orlando and well as like establishments on our East coast.

Spent the last 30 yrs in the DC area, those were spas. B2B table showers with slides, 3 to 4 girls to pick from on any given day. Prices were around $45 and I remember coupons in the local city papers for a first visit with $5 off. A coupon appeared every week, and I used them many times. The girls, we're not of the class we get around here, they were super sexy and willing to please. We had many spas which meant many choices and most mamasons knew your name (fake of course) and what you liked. These were the days of spa mongering. Down here, as said above, it's one out of a hundred and if you are lucky enough to find them before they leave or get overworked with attitudes. I miss Vicky, she my my best down here till she went back west then to China, so I was told. 😜