Massage Parlor Reports

[Tom McAn]

I know I should ask this on VA forum but there are only a few of reports. So asking if I go over WWMB and want to try FS where is a good spot in Alexandria? TIA.

As other mongers have said, there isn't much AMP action in or near Alexandria itself. Check the Northern Virginia forums and you'll find a lot more action west or southwest of Alexandria. If you're looking for FS, you can also try the ACS outfits in Springfield near the Mixing Bowl (the interchange of I-95, I-395, and the Beltway).

Please file a report in the proper forum once you've seen a provider, whether it's an AMP, an ACS, or an independent.

[DCHung]

Cici, Gucci, Kayla and Ruby are in attendance.

Only one missing is Jeanie who hasn't returned since the shutdown earlier this year.

With the exception of Cici, I've met all of them many times. I can recommend all three.

[HeadMistress]

Thanks for your reviews! Asked for Cherry but wasn't there so opted for Toy. Amazing! Looks to be in the age range of the upper 30's but sexy af!

She is available in CP. She's cool and knows how to give a good massage and also play more sensually after FBSM.

[Max #01]

Northern Virginia Alexandria has few reports because of the inhospitable environment for mps. You're not seeing reports for that reason.

You should look at apartment / residential or hotel based services. The fixed commercial places are largely HJ. Aka. Nova finish.

Definitely do your homework over on the NOVA boards. Most of these AAMPs require an intrusive level of screening. Many of us aren't OK with that. One NOVA agency was recently busted in a they were affiliated with an AAMP in Boston that was busted.

[DCHung]

I know I should ask this on VA forum but there are only a few of reports. So asking if I go over WWMB and want to try FS where is a good spot in Alexandria? TIA.

Northern Virginia Alexandria has few reports because of the inhospitable environment for mps. You're not seeing reports for that reason.

You should look at apartment / residential or hotel based services. The fixed commercial places are largely HJ. Aka. Nova finish.

[AudacityFark]

I know I should ask this on VA forum but there are only a few of reports. So asking if I go over WWMB and want to try FS where is a good spot in Alexandria? TIA.

[PapiKulo]

Besides VIP, this is the second AMP I went to in PG.

Read all the reviews and thighs I'd give it a try. I called for Emma but when I got there, was told that she is with another client. I guess calling ahead is useless now LOL. Well that was a mood killer but I asked who was available and Lili or lulu was so due to prior reviews here on her giving BBBJ I said why not. Lili / lulu is older than 30 for sure but she makes up for it in attitude and performance. Sometimes I appreciate that more than looks so I had a great time. Didn't get BBBJ as she said she doesn't do anything bare and I respected that because it's a YMMV game. Maybe a regular might be more lucky than me. Opt for 30 min. Standard fee with mamasan promising to make up next time for not having Emma for me LOL. Overall I would definitely repeat. Lulu is 10/10 for performance for me and 10/10 on attitude and 7/10 on looks.

Thanks for all the gents that had left some solid reviews here prior. Let's be nice to these shelias and keep them around for a long time. Cheers mates.

[BobbiBrown1981]

Went to OH last night around 9. Called ahead asked for Emma based on the reviews here. MMS said ok. They send you a text message with all this info and instructions—wasn't really expecting that. Anyways show up, go in, get led to my room. Pay the. 7 house fee. MMS comes back in and says Emma is not working, you her Lulu. Luckily I read a review on her so I wasn't too disappointed, but I wish she would have said that on the phone. Lulu is decent in the looks department. Thin, C cup, but not much butt. She is probably mid 40's but trying to look like she's in her 30's (the text that they send claims all the women are in their 30's but I don't know if I believe that). But she was probably a 6. 5/10. If she was a little thicker they would have elevated her but for those who like them thin (with just a little belly) she's your girl. Nice tits, small nipples which she let me tug. Her face was round and I could see signs of age from time to time, but nothing devastating—just not in her 30's.

Skipped the table shower as I was fresh out the shower from home. Massage was pretty good. Not rushed and felt great. She did the back walk which was excellent. Her size was perfect for that. Used her olive oil coconut oil mix and then did all kinds of wonderful things to my back, thighs, and arms. I almost dozed off. She occasionally asked if it was too hard and I didn't think so. I actually asked her for hard and I'm kind of dense in muscle mass so the more pressure the better. She did the hot towels and more back walking. Then came time for the fun.

She asked me what I wanted I said everything. She said you pay. I was curious as to what she wanted and she said whatever you want to give me. I gave her 1. 7 as I remember Momo complaining about the 1. 3 I gave her last time. Seemed to do the trick. She stepped out for a few minutes and comes back in strips down and climbs up on the table. She went immediately to the boys and started licking. I thought she was about to go BBBJ for a minute—not really something I'm into with providers. But she just licked my balls for a few minutes, kissed my junk then rolled the Jimmy on with her mouth. She likes to have fun. At one point she put my whole shaft on her face just to show it was longer than her face. But she gave it a good work around. And she looks you in the eyes while she does it. Great auction.

Then she hops aboard the d train. She eased it in but after it slid all the way in and got wet, she went to work. She gave me this squat position in which her ass hit my balls so loud that I was actually a little embarrassed. She also moaned pretty loud as well—I know someone else was there when I arrived but I think by the time action took place I was the only one in the place. I think she was trying to make me pop with the squat-*uck as she sped up to light speed. It was like I was in one of those Japanese pornos. After a second she eased up and went cowgirl on me. I was so deep in pretty certain my junk was in her throat. After a few minutes of her riding she said "doggy" and I obliged.

Her ass was decent; not great or deep but not as saggy as usual. She was so wet I could smell her womanhood. It wasn't a bad smell but it had me raging behind her. I tried to rip her apart bent over that table. She was moaning and hollering. Finally popped; she knew it and kept throwing it back on me until I went limp. We were both a sweaty mess. She had me hop back on the table, massaged my chest and thighs, and then had me flip to do some neck and head stuff. Then I flipped back over and she massaged my face. Amazing.

Overall, I'd say my experience was 7. 5/10. One down side was a couple of the hot towels were a little sour. Also she did the towel walk a little too long; they were cold by the time she finished, which makes you cold, which isn't good for when you trying to get ready to play. Also, if she had a few more curves it would have enhanced the experience. But I left satisfied and would repeat.

[SeniorFawn]

Legendary Julie is back but I was also heard she only stays for a week or so. Last night, she warmly welcomed me. Julie was extremely hot and did a great job unclogging the tub drain. Will repeat her before she leaves.

[DCHung]

With the demise of multiple va agencies I think our spots in Greenbelt are going to be busier. Combine it with the holidays, be sure to call ahead for appointments.

[CantoBoy]

Thanks for your reviews! Asked for Cherry but wasn't there so opted for Toy. Amazing! Looks to be in the age range of the upper 30's but sexy af!

[Titleist4]

For the life of me I can't find this location. Only a nail salon comes up.

It's at 113XX Pembrooke Square, Suite 30X in Waldorf. Google maps lists it as "Waldorf Massage Spa.".

[BossBee777]

Thinking of checking this place out for a first timer. Walk in available or appointment preferred?

I think that appointment preferred better than Walk in.

I called first and went. The young mms welcomed me.

[ThotRuiner]

I was in the area again on business, and as I said I would, stopped at Serenity to see Coco. It was a great visit, virtually a duplicate of the first time that I reported in the previous review and I'll say that she's very consistent, which isn't always the case with many providers, and I loved it because I loved everything about that first time. She is a sweet lady, makes things fun and knows how to please junior. I would be remiss if I did not mention all the fun I had again with her beautiful 36 D's and tasty tight kitty, and recommend her, but suggest going in the near future because she's been there about a month and might be rotating out again soon.

For the life of me I can't find this location. Only a nail salon comes up.

[AdamAs007]

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Don't do this shit again.

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